Would you fuck an extremely hot Zombie??

[Mighty NorCal]

The vamp for sure. There's something hot about blood drinking.

no, there really isnt.

 

[klunderbunker]

The talking part isn't hard at all.

 

[klunderbunker]

no, there really isnt.

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The talking part isn't hard at all.

Unnecessary is what it is

 

[klunderbunker]

I never thought about talking.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

that would probably give you a REALLY bad sore throat I would think...

 

[Monkey_Mania]

This is some decent conversation. Im both morally intirigued as well as sexually intirigued.

The moral part of my mind says. "No, no, no. stop where you are mister and turn back around grab your coat and head out that door."

The sexual part of me just says. "Spit in your hand, an fuck the batcave until the zombie bitches arm falls out and starts whacking you off."

 

[Mighty NorCal]

but monkey, she is a fresh zombie, so logic says she will still have her juices at this point.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

but monkey, she is a fresh zombie, so logic says she will still have her juices at this point.

WAIT! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT FRESH ZOMBIES. THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.



No.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

yes of course. but I would def wrap it up though, I wouldnt hit it raw.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Youd have to go at an extremely fast rate. Pretend like your riding a bull. Then when all is said and done chop her head off.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Zombie bitches are total ****es anyways. You know they're giving it up to everyone.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Zombie bitches are total ****es anyways. You know they're giving it up to everyone.

most likely not. I dont think you could find that amount of people in a condensed area that would actually have sexual intercourse with a zombie

 

[klunderbunker]

I wouldn't either. Isn't it their juices ging into you that leads to a bad case of undeadness?

 

[klunderbunker]

most likely not. I dont think you could find that amount of people in a condensed area that would actually have sexual intercourse with a zombie

You've never been to Lexington.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I wouldn't either. Isn't it their juices ging into you that leads to a bad case of undeadness?

good point. and the bacteria could probably give you a fucking HELLACIOUS urinal tract infection

 

[klunderbunker]

good point. and the bacteria could probably give you a fucking HELLACIOUS urinal tract infection

That's very true. I'd still hit it though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Depends if it was a mythical zombie or a virus-infected one. Mythical? Yes, provided they don't smell too bad and they are really hot.

 

[CCS]

I'm not desprate enough to have sex with a dead person. I doubt i ever will be.

 

[Marquis]

If she is hot. Then hell yes i would fuck a fresh zombie chick.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

What?! No!

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Father:_Polley]

How about no...