Would you fuck an extremely hot Zombie??

[Papa Shango]

Wait, I just realized something. NorCal, you're disgusted by porn, and yet you would have sex with an undead being?

 

[klunderbunker]

Men, TO THE CEMETARY!

 

[Papa Shango]

I'll bring the defibrilator!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Wait, I just realized something. NorCal, you're disgusted by porn, and yet you would have sex with an undead being?

I fail to see how these two things have anything to do with each other. and remeber, I said a CONSENTING zombie

 

[Mighty NorCal]

And no commitments either.

WRONG. what if she likes you?? that bitch is ALREADY DEAD. which means she isnt goin ANNNYYYWWWERE. and, er, she is a fucking Zombie. and you thought running into one night stands with your current GF was awkward (dangerous??) BEFORE...

 

[klunderbunker]

But how can they consent?

And for a related question, would you go down on one?

 

[klunderbunker]

WRONG. what if she likes you?? that bitch is ALREADY DEAD. which means she isnt goin ANNNYYYWWWERE. and, er, she is a fucking Zombie. and you thought running into one night stands with your current GF was awkward (dangerous??) BEFORE...

Yes but she can't nag you about it. SHE CAN'T FUCKING TALK!

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll bring the defibrilator!

NO!!!

That brings them back to life. You're the voodoo priest. Use yoru mojo.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Id marry one if I could.

 

[Papa Shango]

I fail to see how these two things have anything to do with each other. and remeber, I said a CONSENTING zombie

Still, for someone with such standards, sex with a zombie should raise some sort of moral red flag, shouldn't it?

I just thought of something else; Would a dude zombie be able to get it up?

 

[klunderbunker]

Still, for someone with such standards, sex with a zombie should raise some sort of moral red flag, shouldn't it?

I just thought of something else; Would a dude zombie be able to get it up?

Dear God I hope so.

 

[Papa Shango]

NO!!!

That brings them back to life. You're the voodoo priest. Use yoru mojo.

KB, I have a confession to make... I'm not the REAL Papa Shango.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Still, for someone with such standards, sex with a zombie should raise some sort of moral red flag, shouldn't it?

I just thought of something else; Would a dude zombie be able to get it up?

I dont get it. said a consenting Zombie. I dont get whats morally wrong with that

 

[klunderbunker]

........get the hell out of here.

 

[klunderbunker]

I have higher morals than anyone here, or at least close to it, and I'd do it in a heartbeat.

 

[Papa Shango]

But how could a zombie consent. They can't talk.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

also Shango, I when questioning my moral fiber, i would like to remind you that we are in a thread talking about


HAVING SEX WITH A FUCKING ZOMBIE


not sure how serious I would be taking any of this

 

[Mighty NorCal]

But how could a zombie consent. They can't talk.

ummmmm. without getting into any lirotica here, I could think of a scenario were a zombie girl could make her intentions pretty clearly identifiable lol

 

[klunderbunker]

What about other supernatural creatures?

Now Sam and Dean are obvious yeses, but what about vampires, werewolves, etc?

 

[Papa Shango]

This isn't supposed to be serious?





Whoops.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

and what the shit?? how many sexual encounters have YOU had were you had a sit down conversation with the chick before you did it?? ummm none of mine LOL. cuz generally, its very difficult for a girl to talk when she has my penis in her mouth

 

[Mighty NorCal]

What about other supernatural creatures?

Now Sam and Dean are obvious yeses, but what about vampires, werewolves, etc?

oh dude, easy. a vampire for SURE. long as i get to hit it from the back.

werewolf.....uuummmm well. as long as she wasnt in beast mode lol

 

[klunderbunker]

and what the shit?? how many sexual encounters have YOU had were you had a sit down conversation with the chick before you did it?? ummm none of mine LOL. cuz generally, its very difficult for a girl to talk when she has my penis in her mouth

Rookie.

 

[klunderbunker]

oh dude, easy. a vampire for SURE. long as i get to hit it from the back.

werewolf.....uuummmm well. as long as she wasnt in beast mode lol

The vamp for sure. There's something hot about blood drinking.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Rookie.

I know. it was more directed at shango