Word To The Wise

[Cena's Little Helper]

If, like me, you see advertisements for Domino's Pizza's new oven-baked subs on WZ's main page, ignore the temptation to order one. They look big and scrumptious in the advertisements, but they are, in reality, only half that size and about as tasty as cardboard.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

If I would've been that easy to temptation, I'd be sitting around about two dozen sex toys, 3 blow-up dolls, a strap-on, some high heel shoes, a midget with a lamp on it's head, and some new trading cards.

I get sucked into the islands in check-out lanes though. Fucking Wal*Mart for inticing me like that.

 

[Sparky]

If I would've been that easy to temptation, I'd be sitting around about two dozen sex toys, 3 blow-up dolls, a strap-on, some high heel shoes, a midget with a lamp on it's head, and some new trading cards.

I get sucked into the islands in check-out lanes though. Fucking Wal*Mart for inticing me like that.

instead your sitting around 5 Mail order bride's, four blow up dolls, a puncture repair kit (just incase) conjoined twin midgets and a bag of doritos.

Am I right?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

instead your sitting around 5 Mail order bride's, four blow up dolls, a puncture repair kit (just incase) conjoined twin midgets and a bag of doritos.

Am I right?

I have a bag of red cheesy fucking Dorito's sitting next to me as I type this! They're damn tasty too. Ironically, I also have a puncture repair kit within walking distance as well, but it's for a ball castle that needs repaired.