WhatCripplesTheLegend?
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I agree, John Morrison and C.M. Punk put on hilariously wicked matches. I say hilariously because for a good month they were stealing the show from RAW and Smackdown with their pace and execution.
I also agree with your Jeff Hardy input. I really do enjoy Jeff Hardy, I'd watch the Swanton all night if he had the energy, and his amount of being over with the fans is just refreshing. BUT! The thing that bugs me about Jeff Hardy is that he REALLY has not changed his move repetoire since like 1999. An entertaining move repetoire don't get me wrong...but for the innovation displayed in it, to me anyway, suggests he should have a staggering array of innovations to display. Thats what clogs my arteries with the Rainbow Haired warriror...even though still a fan.
There's another thread on here about "why arent' there any proper mangers?" and i think that question could serve as a solution to most of the afforementioned talent in this column. Look how well Sheltons Momma worked out, I hated it but still I was happy to see Shelton get the heev ho....and that was with his "Momma" nevermind a face the fans recognize with actual charisma and mic skills this would catapault Shelton to where he should be. As with many of the talents.
I fucking hate the WWE and its post modern lovelornlust for Stone Cold and The Rock. Yes they were both Promo Genius in their own rights...GET THE FUCK OVER IT. It's not to be expected, you can't create genius, you have to wait for it and make do in the interm. As if Mic skills HAVE to be an integral part of the product...wow, i just had an epiphany as to why Vince is the best business man in wrestling....he wants to make money off of a wrestling show without wrestling. Those mother fuckers. Cena is great on the mic, great, but I find myself cringing because its so fucking forced...Vince: "Okay John, get out there and make em laugh with your comformist rebel facade...oh and don't forget your stone cold-esque army hat...that way fans who haven't tuned in for five years might get tricked long enough for nielsons to count em!"
I mean fuck, next time you see Batista in the ring, look quickly with squinted eyes then look away from the tv...this man is basically the rock....lobotomized and on steroids....chronic steroids....fuckin annacondabolic steroids. Same goes with Cena and Austin, not with the lobotomy steroid thing...just his general aesthetic.
Fuckin' assholes...get some managers, push the talent (literal meaning for once) to more than ten minute matches and cash some fuckin checks, how hard is that?
I also agree with your Jeff Hardy input. I really do enjoy Jeff Hardy, I'd watch the Swanton all night if he had the energy, and his amount of being over with the fans is just refreshing. BUT! The thing that bugs me about Jeff Hardy is that he REALLY has not changed his move repetoire since like 1999. An entertaining move repetoire don't get me wrong...but for the innovation displayed in it, to me anyway, suggests he should have a staggering array of innovations to display. Thats what clogs my arteries with the Rainbow Haired warriror...even though still a fan.
There's another thread on here about "why arent' there any proper mangers?" and i think that question could serve as a solution to most of the afforementioned talent in this column. Look how well Sheltons Momma worked out, I hated it but still I was happy to see Shelton get the heev ho....and that was with his "Momma" nevermind a face the fans recognize with actual charisma and mic skills this would catapault Shelton to where he should be. As with many of the talents.
I fucking hate the WWE and its post modern lovelornlust for Stone Cold and The Rock. Yes they were both Promo Genius in their own rights...GET THE FUCK OVER IT. It's not to be expected, you can't create genius, you have to wait for it and make do in the interm. As if Mic skills HAVE to be an integral part of the product...wow, i just had an epiphany as to why Vince is the best business man in wrestling....he wants to make money off of a wrestling show without wrestling. Those mother fuckers. Cena is great on the mic, great, but I find myself cringing because its so fucking forced...Vince: "Okay John, get out there and make em laugh with your comformist rebel facade...oh and don't forget your stone cold-esque army hat...that way fans who haven't tuned in for five years might get tricked long enough for nielsons to count em!"
I mean fuck, next time you see Batista in the ring, look quickly with squinted eyes then look away from the tv...this man is basically the rock....lobotomized and on steroids....chronic steroids....fuckin annacondabolic steroids. Same goes with Cena and Austin, not with the lobotomy steroid thing...just his general aesthetic.
Fuckin' assholes...get some managers, push the talent (literal meaning for once) to more than ten minute matches and cash some fuckin checks, how hard is that?