A good "talk show" segment has been missing for a long time now, not a Blackjack's BBQ or "Flower Shop" but a Piper's Pit, Highlight Reel or Brother Love Show...
Its important to know what made some shows great and others not, it's not always about mic skills.
The Pit worked off of Piper's manic energy and the controversy of those early episodes, hitting Snuka with a coconut, the Frankie Williams incident all happened within 3 or 4 weeks and it set the tone... from there the segment was always going to work, even when Piper was at his most cocky and longwinded like at Mania V.
The Highlight Reel worked because whether face or heel, Jericho had legit "hosting" credentials and skills, he was witty, urbane and able to be the tormentor, defender or just sit back and watch it unfold. He also played it at times as the "fans avatar", like when Cena debuted on RAW... He marked out for real along with the fans and it helped make the moment special... Edge wouldn't have done that as the Cutting Edge was more about Edge's personality.
Brother Love was someone EVERYONE hated, the other great way to do a talk show... They wanted the guest to come on so he'd stop talking...if it was a face they wanted him to kick his red cheeks back to the locker room... if it was a heel they wanted the inevitable confrontation that was due any...second...now...
Some just didn't work at all - The Flower Shop was horrendous, Carlito's Cabana and Miz TV are similar they don't use the strengths of the people involved and seemingly are there to shoehorn a talent into something to do. At the upper level of that you had something like the Barber Shop, which was a way to use Brutus without being in the ring due to his facial injury. It wasn't terrible but that people only ever remember the Rocker's split shows it wasn't exactly A grade either... it worked cos Brutus was completely neutral to the talents he worked with, he wasn't a face or a heel, he wasn't even a wrestler anymore... so if there were these kind of splits they could play out without the hosts ego influencing them.
Those are your three main reasons for these shows... stir controversy, offer straight promo/angle time or give a heel antagonist mic time to build heat. Which one does WWE need right now?
They tried with the Peep show this week and it's weak sauce... it never really worked well but Christian carried it so rule that out.
The most interesting thing this week was the vignette of Xavier Woods doing a James Brown/Al Sharpton/Slick hybrid... THAT is a perfect vehicle for a talk show segment, have him come out eulogise, bring out a guest... he has the mic skills to cover it and can play it annoying ala Brother Love, Controversial OR as a straight angle builder...
Sandow has a good shot at doing one but I think at this stage people want to see more success in the ring for him, likewise for Cesaro.
So that then leaves 3 guys who are "legit funny" who could probably do it, but both are a little too high up the card or again needed more in the ring.
Bad News Barrett - Speaks for itself really, bring back the podium, having him address his guests from 30 feet up would be quite a funny thing and Barrett is one of the best talkers on the roster by a long way, but this time they need to get him over quick in the ring...so I'd pass.
Dolph Ziggler - The leftfield choice, but if you know his outside interests it fits... he wants to do stand up comedy, so a WWE show host is a good proving ground for some of his material, but again his push seems to be going another direction.
Sheamus - The affable "Fella" is again seemingly a great idea for a host, somewhere between Piper, Brutus and Jake Roberts... he could go dark if needed, be funny and be the vehicle for other feuds to play out... He's the kind of guy who can kick your ass if you mess with his show which is always good... but again, I get the feeling a heel turn is in his horizon very soon, so affable is probably gonna go away in favour of angry... and that won't work so well.