Alright friends and scholars, ladies and gents, faces and heels… I suppose this’ll be the last one for Sleepy in this 24 hours before I settle in for some well deserved Matisyahu to lull me to DreamWorld. Of course with this thread and the limitless potential on today's roster it’d be impossible for me to pick just one so I’ll just go ahead and list a few of my hopefuls. Let’s kick the tires and light the fires on this thread…
David Otunga. Every day this guy impresses me. His segments with JL have been nothing short of genius, from his bow tie to his brainy legal counsel! You’ve seen his in ring work on the up & up lately, I don’t need to tell you guys that, but it’s after the match when he’s playing the crowd like a harpsichord from Hades that has me raving. Otunga can do no wrong as of late for this wrasslin fanatic.
“Big” Ezekiel Jackson. I expect to catch both sides of hell for this one. If you ask me, this guy is about 280 lbs of potential and I say so after watching The Big Show vs. the “Hall of Pain” curator Mark Henry last week. Those two giants need to show Zeke the ropes because this guy is just an ass kicking machine with a few loose gears. Important gears, albeit, but he’s one tough boy. Get this guy to the right starting point so he can figure it out and he’ll be snappin’ necks and cashin’ checks in no time.
Drew McIntire!!! This guy is potential wrapped in talent then deep fried in “Chosen One” gimmicky goodness. Just watch how naturally Drew moves in and around Stage One (the wrestling ring)… he makes me forget how hard the “wrestling psyche” can be for some performers to get into. I hope they get something going for this guy. It’s killing me.
The Milan Miracle, The Sicilian Snake Charmer, The Mighty Marella, “Santino Heat”… any of these nicknames working for you? Before the Lord calls my name, I’d like to see the look on Marella’s face as he holds the WWE Championship high in the air, streamers falling, trumpets blowing, with live opera performance to celebrate. Cheap plug: go check out “Foreign Exchange” on YouTube when you catch a second.
Those are just four (among many) but I figure y’all take care of the Barrett, Ziggler, Kingston, & Rhodes posts for me and I "thank you, friends", for that. Don’t forget to look both ways, go to church with your Grandma, take a multivitamin and until next time best regards, wrestling fans.