My house is pretty small, but there is only two of us living there. It's next door to a solicitors (A solicitors, not solicitors). It's got three floors and an attic. You cant see the bottom floor though as it's a converted basement. As soon as you walk through the front door there is the living room. Pretty basic. Just a sofa and TV. On the same floor is the kitchen and dining room. On the bottom floor is my room, my daughters room and a toilet. At the top is the DVD room and the bathroom. The DVD room has a small balcony. Which overlooks a cemetary. Why the fuck you would want to overlook a cemetary? No garden because I dont like grass. Or more specifically I dont like cutting it.