What would you do

[Crush1]

If a magical demon lord came to you and told you that you have 10 seconds to choose between two options: 1 You fuck you're own mother, lick some guys balls and eat ape-shit while afterwards you would get flithy rich and have no memory of what happened at all. Or 2 You kill the demon but you would be the only human being left on planet earth and see that you're penis was missing. If you chose none you would go to hell. If you chose one you would live forever. So what would you do? P.S you have to make a choice

 

[Father:_Polley]

Option 1. To quote Freddie ... 'who wants to live forever when love must die'. I have to ask 1 question though. does anyone else remember it?

 

[Lee]

I'd tell the demon the difference between your and you're.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I would, in a heartbeat, take one of the three options and consequently get filthy rich and live for the rest of my life (well, I wouldn't necessarily want that...if I could get 150-175 years, I would be straight).

 

[CCS]

Dragon, you're possibly the sickest man I've ever seen.




Green rep coming your way asap!

 

[Pimpin]

Sadly I'd take the first option cause I wanna ba a rich motha fucka & live for a long time(i'm hoping 125-150 years)

 

[Murfish]

The first option at least works out in the end.

 

[Sparky]

I would wake up. Honestly.

 

[Spunky]

Could someone put this guys straight jacket back on?

 

[Danmen001]

Something tells me the situation isn't going to come up any time soon.