Without John Cena, the WWE... No no, Professional Wrestling, would be in the gutter. John isn't the best technical wrestler, and he does repeat himself on the mic... Yet, people praise Randy Orton, Edge, etc. Who say the same things all the time as well. Randy Orton has had the same promo for about two years now.
This is simply the IWC hating who we're meant to like and liking who we're meant to hate. It's like when you watch a movie, for example: Star Wars. You kind of like the good guy, but the bad guys appeal to you much more, so, you favor the bad guy. We've grown accustomed to right being wrong and wrong being right, in many aspects of our every day lives (marijuana usage? It's illegal, but most insist it's fine.)
John Cena is UNDOUBTEDLY the #1 name in all of wrestling, regardless of promotion. He is the most over individual, he puts people over, and when he goes over he makes others look damn good (Orton, Umaga, Swagger and soon Sheamus). Let's face it, you might think Cena's boring, but he evokes more passion from his viewers than anyone... Period. And, I don't give a flying fuck how much you love or hate him, you have to admit, he can carry damn-near anyone to a decent match.
John Cena sells more merchandise, puts more asses in seats (You're either there to cheer or you're there to boo... You're their either way!), he has more charisma than those most deem "Better" than him, such as CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Edge, Christian, Randy Orton, etc. Sure, promos are stale, does that mean he's uncharismatic? Christian doesn't get mic time. Orton's boring as fuck, Jericho's said the same thing for a year and a half, and there's too much Edge on one SmackDown taping for my likings... Makes me despise him because I see him so much.
Have you all ever considered that John Cena is DOING HIS JOB? John Cena is dubbed "One of the most controversial champions in WWE history" for a reason. Do you think for one second that he earned that title on his own? WWE wants people to be torn for Cena, it's not him. John Cena had a huge fanbase, consisting in part of all YOU CONTRADICTORY SMART MARK IDIOTS! Apologies for that, but it felt necessary.
"John Cena was awesome and sooo much better when he was a heel!" "Cena was so much better when he rapped!" And now everyone says "He can't wrestle!" Yet, everyone cheered the fuck out of him, INCLUDING, the majority of those hating him now... John Cena used to be a piss-poor wrestler when he was a rapper, but he was entertaining on the mic, right? So now that he can actually work in the ring, and his promos are stale, you hate him? Of course he's stale, he's not allowed to just.. Go, on the mic like he used to be able to in 06-07.
So tell me, how is a guy who is GOOD in the ring, shitty now that he's evolved and carries a lackluster (right now, that is) promotion on his shoulders? John Cena is no technical messiah, and he's not going to be flying around the ring, but he's not a bad mat wrestler, he's a great brawler, and he's got a good ten or so moves he executes on an matchly (if it's not a word than it is now) basis!
-Attitude Adjustment
-STF
-Five Knuckle Shuffle
-Leg Drop Bulldog thingy from the top rope
-Spinout powerslam or powerbomb, whatever that thing is
-Frilly shoulderblocks
-Throwback (Or whatever it's called now) where he flips over you and drives you face first into the mat
-Fisherman Suplexs
-Bulldogs
-Funny lookin' sitout hip-tosses
-Thesz presses (or however it's spelled)
And he used to do spinebusters and belly to belly suplexs before his wigger (shit) gimmick. So I count 13 moves, and that's obviously not including the basic "Clothesline!" or "Suplex!" garbage.
John Cena brings in more money than the next guy, tenfold. Sure, his merchandise sales are huge, but people like Jeff Hardy wouldn't be THAT far off, but Cena would have the race won for sure. But mix in the money his CD made (Partially under the WWE label, mind you), his two movies and all the shit he does outside of wrestling for the company... He's wrestling's fucking golden boy.
Cena also has granted well over 100 wishes for Make-A-Wish, does plenty of TV interviews and cameos, as well as the shit I mentioned before.
So go ahead, give me negative rep, give me bad comments.. Disagree with me all you want! But think about this before you all resort to your typical smarky cop outs.
Chris Jericho got his chance to run with the ball... RAW's ratings were steady 3.1 - 3.5's. John Cena goes out on injury, then two weeks later Chris Jericho is World Heavyweight Champion... Monday Night RAW's ratings? 2.7's... And upon John Cena's re-arrival, the very night after he beat Jericho, it was a 3.7 or some shit like that.
So go ahead, tell me how Jericho is better than Cena. All-around, he is, I agree. But more important than in-ring skill is your ability to draw money and put asses either on the sofa in front of a television, or in the arena seats. If you can't do that, you'll never make it (aka Christian, SORRY.. Love him, but he'll never be a main event mainstay).
So now that has been said, go ahead. Tear into the -best- all-around worker in all of professional wrestling. Just because you think you know what's right for business.. Although, if smarks ran the WWE, it would go belly up within 1-5 years, guaranteed.
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Wow... In my gigantic rant I totally forgot to mention who I believe would replace Cena. Honestly, if Cena hadn't been around, I feel the WWE's big faces would be Chris Jericho (Tweening, obviously), Shawn Michaels and CM Punk. While it's primary heels would be Triple H, Randy Orton and Edge.
I believe WWE would give CM Punk the Cena role... Think about it, CM Punk doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs or have promiscuous (socially open or frequent) sexual activity. He'd basically be given the role model character for the younger audience watching the product.
I would definitely mark, hard, for CM Punk being the WWE poster boy. <3