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Well, I am one of those guys who, as of late, kinda criticizes WWE for not really giving us anything fresh and new. That sucks, b/c I am also one of those guys who looks at it like this: if you dont like it, dont watch it. I feel that after the buyout of WCW, and the useful tool of the internet, we dont get many suprises to mark out anymore. However, there are only two things that would really make me smile again and say, yes, I am a wrestling fan. So, without further ado, he goes:
1) Vince starts out Raw and gives a long speech about the history of wrestling, and the direction and WWE has gone in the past 5 years or so. During the speech, he proclaims that we need a huge change, a shakeup, bigger than any Draft or money give-away could ever give us. That's why I have decided to......................... Bring back the Attitude to WWE!!!!!! (Yes, I am marking as I type that)
2) After he says that he makes another proclamation that there will be a PPV coming up named (enter good, new PPV name here), that will combine the WWE and WHC titles, and this will abolish the brand split. We will go strictly on one roster. Each show will have its own announcers, but there will be 1 HW champ, IC champ, US champ, Tag Champs, and Women's champ!
In a non-related WWE mark out moment, in the same week, TNA announces that it will go back to a 4-sided ring, and it is moving Impact from Spike to (name of successful network here, possibly TBS, Turner could get back into the rasslin' business and could give them alot of money.) They also announce that there new timeslot would be on Monday Nights. This in turn, would create a new Monday Night War, would spark new, creative storylines, and would force the writers for both companies to get off their lazy asses and create something that is great for all fans alike.
This set of events would indeed have me marking out like mad!!!!!!!!!
that would be sweet !!
