I just say the freakiest thing. I go to close the gate when the oddest thing comes down the road. A lady in a robe comes jogging, jogging of all things, down the road. She goes by the gate and keeps going down the road. Even doing a cardio breathing. She looked like the old lady from Kung Fu Hustle. Its 10 pm over here. Seeing something like that is just incredibly bizzare. I didn't know if I should crap my pants or pee on 'em. I farted as a compromise...