What The Fuck is Wrong With You People?!

[ABMorales787]

Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetop,
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock,
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.​

Why the fuck would you sing that to babies? They're crying and you sing to them about falling off a fucking tree?! Shit!!

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Better than putting them on the top of a tree

 

[The Crock]

We just do. Deal with it. What do your people sing?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Or hanging from it.

 

[The Crock]

Riaku do you sing the McDonalds theme to children to put them to sleep?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You know what the Fuck is wrong with you? You're Puerto Rican.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

MUST FAP IN THREAD ABOUT BABIES FAP FAPM FAPPPPPPP!!!!!!

 

[Captain Jive]

Everytime my ex-wife would sing that to our 2 year old, I would remind her that it was about him falling from a tree

 

[Viola Moonlight]

*Insert Chuck Taylor montage here*

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

DEAD BABIES, DINNER AND A FAP!!!!

 

[The Crock]

No wonder you got a divorce.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

BABY FAPPING FTW!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

ITS LIKE WARM APPLE PIES, CAPS AND A FAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

 

[ABMorales787]

We just do. Deal with it. What do your people sing?

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Riaku do you sing the McDonalds theme to children to put them to sleep?

What McDonalds theme? Nah, I'd rather sing the TNA theme.

You know what the Fuck is wrong with you? You're Puerto Rican.

Foul, bro. Why?

MUST FAP IN THREAD ABOUT BABIES FAP FAPM FAPPPPPPP!!!!!!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

REP FOR EVERYONE FP DAP FPAO{ FAPPPPP

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Puertos will fucking stab you if you call them Mexicans. Fact.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Well goddamit, you're not supposed to make the sad face. You're s'posed to flame me, here's a song to get you pumped.

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[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

 

[The Crock]

Turrible music. Turrible. No wonder you're a TNA fan... You Puerto Ricans are wierd.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

[QUOTE="iMPACT! Player" Riaku;2347989]What McDonalds theme? Nah, I'd rather sing the TNA theme.[/QUOTE]

I think the kid's better off learning that they will eventually be placed in a tree, having the wind slowly torture them by rocking and then fall to their deaths.

More humane that way.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Well goddamit, you're not supposed to make the sad face. You're s'posed to flame me, here's a song to get you pumped.

Didn't have enough last night?

 

[ABMorales787]

Puertos will fucking stab you if you call them Mexicans. Fact.

We'll stab for the stupidest things.

Fact: Puertoricans are the most insecure people on the planet. Over 250 confirmed reports this year where a person kills their significant other. And this is a fucking island.

Well goddamit, you're not supposed to make the sad face. You're s'posed to flame me, here's a song to get you pumped.

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Fuck you, I hate reggueton!!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

You're not a real Puerto.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Didn't have enough last night?

Que?

 

[ABMorales787]

You're not a real Puerto.

Yes I am. I'm just a fucking oddball.