What should I change my name to?

[klunderbunker]

Hell no. I don't want the authority and I'm nowhere near the best qualified. Damn I can see where buff got his body from.

 

[Rusty]

Tell me what you want and I will try it give it to you.

 

[klunderbunker]

Right now I'm getting all I care for from this sexy beast right now. As for you, there's only one thing i want.

 

[Rusty]

And what is that?

 

[klunderbunker]

That's for me to know and for her to kiss out of me

 

[Rusty]

Whos her?

 

[klunderbunker]

Judy Bagwell.

 

[Rusty]

You said there is one thing you want from me...

 

[klunderbunker]

THat's right. And until you figure that out, you'll continue hearing baout the Aussie champion and my sexual exploits.

 

[Tim]

Rusty, he wants you to shut up, ok?

 

[klunderbunker]

Not at all. I like Rusty, good young poster.

 

[Tim]

I know he is. I'm just trying to list things you want from him.

Maybe a threesome?

 

[Rusty]

Tim go away please.

Thanks Klunder. I'm not that young, I'm as old as Becca.

 

[klunderbunker]

Nope. Your hint: It's bigger than Judy Bagwell's left toe, and smaller than Denver Colorado.

 

[Rusty]

You want rep?

 

[klunderbunker]

Already have all 6 bars. And I didn't mean age, I meant you haven't been posting long that I know of. I was telling Judy about it when I was fondling her wrinkly perfect body.

 

[Rusty]

My penis?

 

[Tim]

Can you stop talking about Judy Bagwell? Please?

 

[klunderbunker]

Why should we? She's so pefect.

 

[Rusty]

Ive been posting here for over 8 months by the way. I just hasn't posted in the Bar Room until a few months ago.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ah I see. Well you're good at what you do. Might make a nice mod to replace monkey.

 

[Rusty]

I thought Monkey is still a mod?

 

[klunderbunker]

*shakes head* I shouldnt stay awake for 3 days at a time anymore. I meant to say Derf. Yes mm is still a mod.

 

[Rusty]

Lol we both want each other as mods. I find that rather funny.

 

[klunderbunker]

I won't accept the job. I was offered it and turned it down and it went to Derf.