What is the worst movie you have seen?

[frank_rodriguez]

i would say the worst movie i have ever seen was kung-pow. now i know going in, i wasn't expecting an oscar contender, but even with lowered expectations, this movie was awful. the jokes werent funny, the action was cheesy, i walked out after about 25 minutes. that is the only time i have ever walked out of a movie

 

[Malakh]

Sorority Row. This film was a interminable mess from it's conception. The producers couldn't even make up their mind if this was a remake of the 83 horror hit "The House on Sorority Row" or based on the screenplay "Seven Sisters".

Aside from the above mentioned, it juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots then it can handle and even manages to bungle the ever important setup.

Only good thing in the entire movie was Carrie Fisher, too briefly seen if you ask me.

 

[The Doctor]

Zoom: Academy for Superheroes

I watched it during my last few weeks in Italy, when I was bored as hell, and didn't feel like playing Star Ocean or watching The Wrestler (Literally my only forms of electronic entertainment, as I was living in the basement of a family friend). I had enjoyed Sky High, and had hopes that Zoom would be similar: A fun little romp featuring kid heroes that, while not a great movie, would be some harmless fun.

Boy, was I wrong.

This movie had no charm, at all. Every character was either annoying, boring, or stupid. The things the kids do which are supposed to be funny end up coming across as mean-spirited. It's overloaded with cliches (which in this case is a bad thing), the acting was terrible, it had skunk and fart and puke 'jokes', and was just painful to watch. I couldn't finish it; it was that bad.

Do yourself a favor and stay as far away from this piece of shit as possible. I liked Transformers 2 over it, and Transformers 2 raped my childhood.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

It seems that no one else has seen this movie, or probably forgot that they saw it while the end credits were rolling.
The movie I speak of is none other than KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park.
I know some of you were talking about movies that are so bad that they are funny, this is not one. This just plain out right sucks. KISS can not act to save their lives, Gene Simmons..Er...Uh..The Demon growls most of the movie and when he dose talk his voice is all distorted. I heard rumors that Peter Criss had his lines dubbed and that its not even his voice. Supposedly Ace Frehley did not even show up for filming all the time so they had to use his stunt man who was black to fill in for him. If all that is not bad enough, it takes about half the movie before KISS even shows up. Seeing this movie made me relies drugs in the 70's were either really good or really cheap so you could afford to do a lot, how else could this movie been made?
If you are not a KISS fan I do not suggest watching this movie.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Troll 2 was so bad it was good. I saw it on MyNetworkTv the other night, the chick that dances and starts the popcorn in the trailer? LOL The little boy in that movie was WAY too animated "Gee Grandpa We could really use your help!!" Another movie is anything that is on Mystery Science Theater 3000 those are hilarious "Hamlet" was so boring!! But they made it funny. One I loved that they did was "The Girl In The Golden Boots" It was a weird, and had no plot.

Some movie I watched called "End Game" starring Kurt Angle and Jenna Morasca, he was this psycho stalker, he better stick to wrestling, and Jenna Morasca should stick to being a reality star, she couldn't act to save her life.

 

[Warrior]

paranormal activity hands down.the movie was so boring.When you watch the preview it build the movie up as the scariest movie you well ever see.Guess what?.....it wasn't.In fact it was so far from scary i almost fell asleep on it 3 times.If you fall asleep on a scary movie its not scary,simple as that.

Besides that the story wasn't uninteresting, the movie move at snail pace, and their were 2 characters in the movie worth remembering and i don't think there even were more then 1 scene involving other people.The only good thing i could say about the movie is that at the end of the movie the girls scream gave me a big enough boost(which wasn't even that big) to finish this horrid movie.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Thank you for reminding me 6ix, Paranormal Activity was very boring, I had to stop it halfway through, I couldn't bear to watch anymore. I wanted to get my money back from the videostore. Another movie I never saw the appeal in, and forgive me for saying, Blair Witch Project. I never saw WHY people thought those darn kids running with the camera and crying was so dang SUSPENSEFUL, it was just stupid.

Another one I realized that sucked big time was CROSSROADS with Britney Spears in it. No wonder her mom in that movie didn't want her, because she couldn't act to save her life!!

 

[Mitch Henessey]

Wow I've seen a laundry list worth of shitty movies, but I'll try to narrow it down to just two. First I'll start with Son Of The Mask(2005). I used to love watching the original with Jim Carrey as a kid, and it still makes me laugh 'till this very day. Son Of The Mask was by far one of the worst comedies I've ever seen in my entire life. There was nothing funny about this movie...NOTHING. This is one of the few movies I seriously contemplated walking out on. Jamie Kennedy has done 1 funny movie, and it was Malibu's Most Wanted. Other than that, everything else he has done has been shit.

My second pick is going to have to be I Know Who Killed Me(2007). This movie was just a complete disaster in every way. Lindsay Lohan didn't do a bad job in this one, but this movie was so damn confusing. Was this supposed to be a thriller-mystery film? Or was it supposed to be a horror flick? Also, this film has to have one of the most silly plots I've ever seen. Luckily I saw this movie on DVD, and did not bother going to a theater to watch this trash.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Im surprised no one mentioned Return of the killer tomatoes?

This movie was so bad that it was really confusing, the plot line was terrible even for a B Movie, the worst part of it was it had George Clooney in it, yes he was that desperate to act he actually did this flop of a film.

tomatos in this movie are actually turned into humans, it plays on the premise of the great tomato war which if anyone knows about isthe whole concept of the first film.

The acting is barely there, the characters are none existant and the whole premise of this film is recycled from the dodgy cartoon.

If you guys think of any bad movies, this film entirly is the worst movie i have ever seen and Ive seen some stinkers.

 

[lonewolfsedge]

Oasis of the Zombies is dreadful movie never mind horror,this I would rank on my Top 100 worst movies ever.Why?the plot is convulted and pointless,the direction is aimless and inept,the zombies are pathetic looking,the dubbing is awful,the acting theres obviously no talent here,and overall you get is a atrocious so called movie with no redeeming qualities whatsoever unless you count the fact this movie ends,than theres one good point about it.

0/10 watch this movie only.......NEVER!!!

 

[LitasRevenge79]

Wow I've seen a laundry list worth of shitty movies, but I'll try to narrow it down to just two. First I'll start with Son Of The Mask(2005). I used to love watching the original with Jim Carrey as a kid, and it still makes me laugh 'till this very day. Son Of The Mask was by far one of the worst comedies I've ever seen in my entire life. There was nothing funny about this movie...NOTHING. This is one of the few movies I seriously contemplated walking out on. Jamie Kennedy has done 1 funny movie, and it was Malibu's Most Wanted. Other than that, everything else he has done has been shit.

My second pick is going to have to be I Know Who Killed Me(2007). This movie was just a complete disaster in every way. Lindsay Lohan didn't do a bad job in this one, but this movie was so damn confusing. Was this supposed to be a thriller-mystery film? Or was it supposed to be a horror flick? Also, this film has to have one of the most silly plots I've ever seen. Luckily I saw this movie on DVD, and did not bother going to a theater to watch this trash.

I Know Who Killed Me...YES!! I forgot about that movie!! The only thing worse than Lindsey Lohan, is a gimpy stripper Lohan, then again, that is about as close to her real life right now!!

There was some dumb movie with Jessica Simpson, it was a rip off of Private Benjamin, she was some spoiled rich movie star that gets drunk and enlists in the army/armed forces. I can't believe I wasted 2 hours of my life watching that crap!! I would not trust my country with her behind the wheel of a tank with her dumb ass.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

The worst movie I've ever seen is probably Imagine That. It came out last year and I had to bring my little brother and cousins to go see, and it starred Eddie Murphy. By god, was it the biggest piece of shit I've ever watched. The plot focuses on a stockbroker who's kid has imaginary friends that somehow are able to predict how companies will fare, helping the father.

Well, you can only expect so much, but it was even worse than I expected. Usuually when I'm forced to sit through these kids films I at least chuckle at something, but this time I didn't smile once. The plot was all over the place, confusing and ludicrous as well. The acting was dreadful, the movie was generic, besides of course the crazy ass story. Just a shit, shit film. So bad that my 4 year old cousin faked sickness to get out.

Twilight is another movie that I absolutely despised. Every girl in my school loved it, so I saw it on and I said "What the hell". I regretted that. I just hated every fucking thing about it. Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson are probably my two least favourite actors ever. Stewart has one expression; constipation. Pattinson has none.

 

[marysebeeyotch]

Where to start, as I am a fan of the bad horror genre having watched the terrible movie stay alive with frankie muniz(malcom in the middle) about the living video game that kills people, however i believe the dubious distinction of the worst movie ever made goes to the adult swim april fools joke (watched cause i couldn't sleep and was looking for fam. guy reruns) the room. it is like the citizen kane of bad movies, so terrible, so god awful, i shudder thinking about the two hours of my life i lost by watching it. if you haven't seen it don't and if you have, my condolences.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 SUCKED! I was dragged to it with my dad and 2 little bros. It had a plot as thin as a piece of paper. Yes, there is only so much you can do with talking chipmunks, but it had no plot at all. The 1st one had some funny parts, but this one was as funny as The Miz. If you want to see the crappiest movie ever, get this. You'll like it if your under 8 or if you have the attention span of a squirrel.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

One movie...as bad as it is, it is still funny as hell to make fun of...Freddy Got Fingered. With Tom Green. Talk about no plot line. was that all about. "Daddy would you like a sausage?!" with all that hot dogs hanging from the ceiling. Then he's playing with a cow, "Daddy, I'm on a farm!!" and he's yanking off the bull/cow ...uhh...ok. How does that fall into the story? Then he's delivering babies for the heck of it.

 

[PsychoDriver]

One movie...as bad as it is, it is still funny as hell to make fun of...Freddy Got Fingered. With Tom Green. Talk about no plot line. was that all about. "Daddy would you like a sausage?!" with all that hot dogs hanging from the ceiling. Then he's playing with a cow, "Daddy, I'm on a farm!!" and he's yanking off the bull/cow ...uhh...ok. How does that fall into the story? Then he's delivering babies for the heck of it.

I thought Freddy Got Fingered was Hilarious the first time i saw it, and Yes there were times where he really grossed me out, but the movie kind-of reminded me of Monty Python-like comedy.


Anyway, back on topic. The worst movie i have ever seen was this really cheaply made horror film called "GOTH". Now that is a movie that had a really confusing plot, and its about this Girl named "GOTH" that takes this couple out to kill people for the fun of it, and they drive around in this van that doesnt have a driverwtf. the effects were lame, the characters were very laughable, and the film was a piece of S*** as a whole.

 

[Merwin]

The Messenger Pure crap i dont caee if its based on a true story its crapp with a capital cra plus p was it a drama or horror? Pur suckish

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

The worst movie I have ever seen is one I'm watching now on SyFy, it's called Lake Dead, this movie is killing me. I really can't even tell you what it is about, I just know I hate it. There are some movies that are so bad you have to laugh, but this one isn't one of them. The acting in this movie looks like a bunch of middle schoolers doing a school play and I can't figure out what the killers are supposed to be, they look like they are wearing bad Micheal Myers Holloween costumes. Forgive me if I'm being harsh, it's 3 am.

I just figured out this movie is pretty much based on incest, so yea it's pretty bad.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Jennifer's Body. Well, the most recent awful movie I have seen so far.

Shame is everyone else I know praises the damn thing, so with the hype a friend let me borrow it to watch. I couldn't buy into it. Megan Fox played a ****ty demon chick that wasn't funny or scary (while trying to be both) and I felt like the blonde chick who played the protagonist through the whole movie deserved a better movie role. That's bad when the actress who I can't even think of her name is better than the star of the movie.

It tried to be like a campy horror flick, but it wasn't with their budget. I think that was the first mistake with me. And then Megan Fox. Now I have never watched a movie with her in it till now, and honestly so far she is the worst actress I have heard of. I don't care that the majority of men find her hot and all that shit- If you're interested in a chick's body and bad acting then watch a porno. I want a good movie with good acting, and I feel Jennifer's Body failed.

It's bad when the only thing interesting about the movie that people will talk about first is the short makeout session starring Fox and the antagonist. I consider that a shame. We as movie goers want a horror movie to scare us. Never once did this frighten. We want campy horror to be humorous. This didn't get a laugh out of anyone watching at my home. Instead, we get mild gory "slasher-like" story and then teenage bullshit. We do not live in the 80s I do not want a villain's/monster's/protagonist's last dying words to be ".....my tit..."

Not only that, but the movie name itself came from a song by Hole. Never once in the movie did they play a Hole song except at the end, and it was "Violet".

 

[TheAnimal]

There have only ever been 2 films i have walked out of the cinema when watching due to the fact that they were crap.
Confessions of a dangerous mind - because from what i can remember of it the main guy just spent most of the film with his arse hanging out.
I love you Phillip Morris - It was good and fresh they made a rom-com about a male homosexual couple. I just thought that between coming up with the idea and then congratulating themselves for it, that they forgot to give it a good plot.
I sat through the whole of the Hulk (2004) and i just thought it was crap, the Hulk was too animated and ended up being the size of a 3 storey building.

 

[Jack-Hammer]

I've seen my share of bad films like everyone has I suppose. But the one that really stands out for me was the movie Street Fighter back in 1994. It was a movie version of the video game franchise with Jean Claude Van Damme as the star.

It was just......whew...had to stop for a second...I threw up a little in my mouth remembering it. It was about as unlike the video game as it could possibly have been. None of the actors even remotely looked or sounded like the characters they were portraying, the action scenes were complete shit and it was soooooooo friggin' campy at times that I just couldn't take it. Van Damme has to be the single worst actor of the past 20 years, there's just no way anybody is worse than he is. The reason it stands out for me was because it was the first time I'd ever gotten up and walked out of the theater before the movie was over. I still, to this day, have no idea how the movie ended and I don't even wanna know. If I could sue the people who made the film: the director, the guy who wrote the screenplay and the studio that put out that piece of shit for wasting an hour or so of my precious teenage youth, I'd do so in a heartbreat.

 

[Big Sexy]

It may not be the worst ever but the first movie that popped into my head was Pearl Harbor. I remember seeing this at age 12 and being able to find a few historical inaccuracies and looking back now you can see the entire movie was filled with them. I know a Hollywood movie isn't going to follow everything exactly but it's like they didn't even attempt to get things right.

Another part of the movie I hated was the random love triangle that was thrown in. It was completely unnecessary and almost made it like there were two separate movies going on. Some of the action scenes were alright but other then that the movie sucked.

 

[Mitch Henessey]

I've seen my share of bad films like everyone has I suppose. But the one that really stands out for me was the movie Street Fighter back in 1994. It was a movie version of the video game franchise with Jean Claude Van Damme as the star.

It was just......whew...had to stop for a second...I threw up a little in my mouth remembering it. It was about as unlike the video game as it could possibly have been. None of the actors even remotely looked or sounded like the characters they were portraying, the action scenes were complete shit and it was soooooooo friggin' campy at times that I just couldn't take it. Van Damme has to be the single worst actor of the past 20 years, there's just no way anybody is worse than he is. The reason it stands out for me was because it was the first time I'd ever gotten up and walked out of the theater before the movie was over. I still, to this day, have no idea how the movie ended and I don't even wanna know. If I could sue the people who made the film: the director, the guy who wrote the screenplay and the studio that put out that piece of shit for wasting an hour or so of my precious teenage youth, I'd do so in a heartbreat.

If you think this Street Fighter movie was bad, then you must have not seen Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li(2009). That movie was even worse then the original Street Fighter film. I have seen some some horrible movies, but I would have to put this one very high up on the list of shit films I've seen over the years. The acting from almost everyone was just terrible, the story was bad, and the dialouge was so cheesy. Also, Neal McDonough(Bison) was an awful villain as usual, and a good majority of the fight scenes sucked.

I know Street Fighter(1994) was awful, but believe me, the Legend Of Chun-Li is a lot worse.

 

[Ice Cold]

I've got a few that I doubt many of you have ever heard of, but these are without a doubt the worst movies I've ever seen. Still, for some reason I don't mind them. I saw all four of these movies as a kid and even though in reality they are shit they were still entertaining to me much younger self.

Enter

Munchie

And if that didn't make you vomit enough there's

Munchie Strikes Back(yes they went there)

You can watch both of them on YouTube and I will give you a sample of this master-piece-of-shit before all is said and done.

The movie is about a kid with some kind of family problems that only a magical little demon/gremlin with magical powers could fix. So along comes Munchie, our marionette/animatronic Genie/Demon/Gremlin. Munchie and the kid come together somehow, Munchie tells him the "genie esqe" deal, and the wishes lead to hi-jinx. The second movie follows mostly the same plot with a different cast. Give it a watch if you can stand it. Here is clip from YouTube so you can judge for yourself whether or not your stomach can handle it.

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If this is not enough for some of you brave souls I will reveal the next two very shortly.

 

[Gregor_Samsa]

I must have missed something when I watched "The Royal Tennenbaums." It has a 7.6 rating on IMDB and I hated this movie. I couldn't figure out if it was supposed to be funny or just supposed to make me feel depressed. Maybe it was a hipster sort of film, it's ironically cool. An off-beat sort of thing. I'll have to watch it again while wearing a snow hat and sipping a latte.

I haven't seen every syfy original but the one's I have seen have been horrible. Computer effects suck.

Also "The Ice Cream Man" starring Opie's brother as a killer Ice Cream man. I couldn't bring myself to laugh at it like some bad horror movies. It was just sad.