What does kane really have in his bag?

Sparky

Master of the Aussie kiss
After seeing this post
I'd like to take the opportunity to shameless plug what i believe is in the bag kane now carries around with him and its clearly the new John Morrison Beyond Good and Evil T-Shirt available exclusively on WWESHOP.com and his wearing of the shirt will lead to morrison and kane teaming up and morrison using kane to get the WHC off CM Punk bc punk took the ECW title from morrison.and Morrison wants revenge.HAHAHA funny right...i know but could you possibly see WWE doing this even a little ok maybe TNA or WCW...LMAO

Naitch for Raw GM WOOOOO:flair:
What do you think is in the bag the most absurd thing.
I think he has a contract to be the new raw GM he just doesnt know how to fill it out so he is looking for somebody to help him. Thats why he wanted to wrestle CM Punk to see if he was qualified to do it :lmao:
 
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Dunno what could be in that bag, but mabye its the new Rock DVD. And since The Rock hasnt wrestled in a long while, Kane is asking if he is "Alive or Dead". Also he may be going crazy cause he doesnt know how to work his DVD player...
 
i say it's a couple of cold beers for him and austin to share and kane being so drunk off the other beers he has drank he is thinking that austin is dead or alive so he is asking if austin is alive or dead
 
I reckon its the missing part of Shawn Michael's hair. Kane will return it to HBK's head and he'll make a miraculous recovery from his detached retina.:blink:
Or maybe its a bag of teeth, signalling a return of Isaac Yankem DDS.:dark2:
 
i reckon it is kane's mask and thats what i have been thinking ever since kane has brang the bag to wwe and he is sayin if that character is dead or alive...thats wat im thinkin but who knows...lol

:hogan::flair:
 
ok, i dont know if this whole knae skeem was ended last night during summerslam and the whole thing was just ment so kane would looklike he was on his usual rampage so they could end the cm punk vs batista match in a dq, or if it will carry on. I believe it may, although it was kind of weird that there was no development on last nights 6/21 raw.

I am also leaning, if this plot does continue, for the american badass taker to come back, or like man have leaned toward, and that would be acward but for the old kane to come back to where he is now wearing his mask again, granted i could see either one happening seeing as that i sence that the end of eatch takers and kanes careers are to a coming, and i believe at takers last wrestlemania that kane will finally defeat him, so maybe they are leadin kane into getting his mask back to wear for the rest of this year leadin into wrestlemania, or possibly taker gettin back on raw, which in my bet is the most likeliness, becuse i believe the urn is in that bag, and when kane comes out and it reveals itself......deadman walkin
 
Its a DVD copy of Dallas where JR gets shot, he hasnt seen the rest of the program so he isnt sure whether he lives or not.

Kanes very into his TV programs
 
Mark Henry and Mae Young's baby hand is in the bag, Kane adopted it and nurtured it for years now. He always comes out and tries to hurt somebody so that the paramedics will come out, so he can ask them if the hand is dead or alive, he can't tell because it is a fucking hand!
 
imma go with the orginal wrestlezone report and say its kanes mask and hes askin if paul bearers alive or dead cause ya no remember he got cemented by undertaker some odd years ago so yea thts my conclusion
 
Kane missed th JR draft. He came to Raw expecting to see good ol' JR, and there was Cole. So he thought Cole killed JR, but hes not sure. Why do you think he went after Cole?:smashfreakB:
 
I think he just watched The Usual Suspects and is carrying the DVD around looking for somone to explain Keyser Söze to him.
 
A picture of Kevin Kelly.

Kane feels truly bad for all the jobbers who no longer have Sunday Night Heat to job on, so he wants Kevin to come back as the GM and play by play announcer of WWE's 4th brand, Heat.

Kane also realizes he can't compete on the level of RAW or Smackdown, so he wants RAW's answer to Smackdown's ECW.










Either that or its Maria's playboy. Kane wants to know if his Viagra has kicked in or not.
 
In Kane's bag, there are two tickets to the ballet and a pink monster-size tutu, and as far as the alive or dead question goes. Kane wants to know if the male lead is dead so he can take over his part.

See No Evil: On Ice
lol

V12 ROX :undertaker2:
 
Its clearly a raccoon he found on the side of the road that was hit by a car. He mistook Cole for a vet and asked him if it was alive or dead
 
If anyone else recorded RAW last night then wait until the segment with kane walking backstage and pause it. If you watch the bag frame by frame you can see the outline of the mask. You can even see the nose pushing out on the bag just a few inches from the bottom of the bag (chin area). I have no doubt that the mask is in the bag now, and the original full mask at that.

If you can watch that segment frame for frame you will see what I'm talking about, the bag conforms to the shape of the mask as he swings the bag around walking.
 
I've got it!!!!!

The WWE is going to start promoting a green lifestyle. Kane wants to know if the Earth is still alive or dead. And the bag is for his groceries because he doesnt want paper or plastic.

Next he will start raiding the arena's kitchens for their used fryer oil with his new tag partner Bio-Diesel!
 

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