I know there have been similar threads about people getting offended, but I think this holiday stuff deserves its own thread.
What is this shit lately of everyone getting pissed off if you hang Santa on your door? I'm already reading about people getting offended by the word Christmas, getting offended by Christmas trees, and pulling out a loaded glok pistol if you happen to say, "Merry Christmas."
I mean, what the fuck? I have to worry about a brick coming through my window if I put up a fake Santa, or being sued because other people in my building who don't celebrate Christmas may get offended. Sorry, but I really do need to use some colorful language here.
Fuck you. Screw all you people who try to manipulate other people's lives. Fuck all you people out there who have nothing, absolutely nothing better to do with your worthless, useless, meaningless, sad, miserable, pathetic, sickening, wretched, unproductive lives than complain and ruin other people's holiday.
Guess what? I was raised Catholic. I'll hang a picture of Santa, Rudolf, Frosty, Prancer and Dasher from my pecker if I want. And, you have a right to display whatever holiday ornaments you choose.
I'm not going to be offended if someone has a menorah put up. I'm not going to get offended by Kwanzaa decorations. That's your prerogative.
No one has bitched to me personally. But I keep reading shit in the paper about a "Holiday Tree." Well, what the fuck is a Holiday Tree? Am I supposed to make sure that the decorations on my CHRISTMAS tree have an ornament representing every religion, including the ones on Mars?
Fuck all these people. Fuck all these Scrooges, whiners, moaners and easily offended lumps of recycled carbon atoms.
I'm going to open a store called "Lives." You can come in and I'll sell you a fucking life really cheap, so you can stop annoying people.
By the way, Happy Holidays.
What is this shit lately of everyone getting pissed off if you hang Santa on your door? I'm already reading about people getting offended by the word Christmas, getting offended by Christmas trees, and pulling out a loaded glok pistol if you happen to say, "Merry Christmas."
I mean, what the fuck? I have to worry about a brick coming through my window if I put up a fake Santa, or being sued because other people in my building who don't celebrate Christmas may get offended. Sorry, but I really do need to use some colorful language here.
Fuck you. Screw all you people who try to manipulate other people's lives. Fuck all you people out there who have nothing, absolutely nothing better to do with your worthless, useless, meaningless, sad, miserable, pathetic, sickening, wretched, unproductive lives than complain and ruin other people's holiday.
Guess what? I was raised Catholic. I'll hang a picture of Santa, Rudolf, Frosty, Prancer and Dasher from my pecker if I want. And, you have a right to display whatever holiday ornaments you choose.
I'm not going to be offended if someone has a menorah put up. I'm not going to get offended by Kwanzaa decorations. That's your prerogative.
No one has bitched to me personally. But I keep reading shit in the paper about a "Holiday Tree." Well, what the fuck is a Holiday Tree? Am I supposed to make sure that the decorations on my CHRISTMAS tree have an ornament representing every religion, including the ones on Mars?
Fuck all these people. Fuck all these Scrooges, whiners, moaners and easily offended lumps of recycled carbon atoms.
I'm going to open a store called "Lives." You can come in and I'll sell you a fucking life really cheap, so you can stop annoying people.
By the way, Happy Holidays.
