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Mr. Anderson has left TNA.
Smackdown
Date: March 10, 2016
Location: Bradley Center, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Mauro Ranallo, Byron Saxton
It's the go home show for Roadblock and the big story for this week seems to be the main roster debut (well full time debut at least) of Sami Zayn. Tonight we'll get to see Zayn and his longtime rival Kevin Owens together on MizTV, possibly to set up something between the two (or three) of them at Wrestlemania. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Tonight it's Dean Ambrose/Dolph Ziggler/Usos vs. the Wyatt Family.
MizTV gets things going this week with Miz showing us a clip of Zayn running out to save Neville from an Owens apron bomb. Sami comes out first and thankfully it's still to that rocking Worlds Apart theme. There's just something about that Sami Zayn entrance that makes me smile and you know it's going to be something fun. The OLE chants cut Miz off to start but he eventually asks who Sami Zayn is.
Sami talks about doing this for fourteen years and being in NXT for the last few years but Miz cuts him off by actually yelling CUT. Miz wants to hear about Sami's relationship with Kevin Owens. The story goes back thirteen years with both of them starting in Montreal. They've been linked together as friends, tag partners, opponents and enemies over the years and now they're here as pure enemies. Sami isn't sure how we got here but Owens delayed his main roster arrival with that shoulder injury.
That means it's time for Owens to come out and Sami looks sad. Kevin says what he did to Sami back in NXT was what was best for his career. Sami was signed two years before Owens but Owens was on Raw a year before Sami, so who was wrong? What happened at the Royal Rumble was personal though because Owens was the victim there. Zayn gets right to the point: he's here to stay and wants that Intercontinental Title at Wrestlemania.
The fans want to see them fight right now but Owens isn't so keen on the idea. Kevin doesn't think Sami belongs in the same ring and goes to walk, only to run right into Neville. Owens has someone else to worry about because Neville thinks that Intercontinental Title would look fine around his waist. That means it's time for Miz to say it's his show and that he deserves a title shot of his own. Sami and Miz start going at it and we're ready for a tag match after the break.
Sami Zayn/Neville vs. Kevin Owens/The Miz
Miz takes Sami down by the arm to start but Zayn spins up and grabs the arm to take over. It's off to Neville for an arm wringer of his own until Miz drives him into the corner for the tag to Owens. The champ gets hurricanranaed down and we get Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens for the first time in WWE. That lasts all of three seconds though as Owens bails to the corner and it's back to Miz for another armbar. That fits Owens as a coward very well so all is right so far.
Neville splashes Miz but gets low bridged to the floor as we take a break. Back with Owens taking Neville back into the corner for the tag off to Miz and some stomping. We hit the chinlock for a good while before the Reality Check gets a near fall. Owens demands a tag but has to settle for watching Neville send Miz out to the floor. The hot tag brings in Zayn for the running clotheslines and a tornado DDT for Miz. Now we get the tag to Owens....or at least we would if he didn't walk out on the match. Miz takes the exploder suplex into the corner and the Helluva Kick gives Sami the pin at 11:44.
Rock Wrestlemania video.
R-Truth goes to see Goldust in the bathroom but Goldust doesn't need a helping hand. Goldust isn't interested so Truth hands him toilet paper. It's still no though.
Long recap of HHH and Dean from Monday.
Brie Bella vs. Summer Rae
Rematch from Raw with Lana sitting on the announcers' table for commentary. Lana tells Saxton to shut up because she's watching the match as Brie is taken to the floor and sent into the barricade. Back in and we hit the cobra clutch while Lana is asked for her definition of a true woman. Lana: Look at me. Brie comes back with a middle rope dropkick and the YES Kicks, followed by the YES Lock for the submission at 2:14.
Post match Brie shouts at Lana but goes to knee Summer instead, allowing Lana to give her a second Bella Buster.
Video on Shane McMahon's in ring career. It's the same one from Raw.
Here's Chris Jericho, carrying a Y2AJ shirt over his shoulder, to explain his actions on Monday. The shirt is sat in front of a trashcan as Jericho asks if this is what he gets. The fans are booing him and choosing to cheer AJ Styles. Jericho did what he did on Monday because of those chants. They made him feel like a piece of trash that belongs in this can because he's still the best in the world at what he does. Jericho lists off his accomplishments, including perhaps the most impressive: he hasn't been hurt in seventeen years.
After all that though, the fans still chant for AJ Styles. Even after last Monday's classic, the fans were still chanting for AJ. Jericho has delivered classic after classic in seventeen years and he can't get a cheer. He's seen it time after time: someone comes in and could be the best in the world but then they leave after three months because they're not the real thing. AJ has been here for six weeks (that doesn't seem possible) and the steam is still coming off his WWE coffee.
Jericho has seen this before and he's going to be standing around laughing because AJ is going to be just another bust. The fans chant for AJ so Jericho holds up the shirt. Y2AJ was something special but the fans ruined it by chant for AJ. It's all their fault so the shirt is set on fire because it's all over for AJ. Lawler: See this is symbolism Byron. Jericho mocks the AJ Styles chants as the flames keep coming up. Really, really good stuff here and I'm wanting to see the match now. Well done.
Of note here, the spoilers said that AJ came out here but Ascension of all people cut him off so Jericho could escape. I was wondering how that would make sense on TV but they didn't bother showing it.
Big Boss Man Hall of Fame video. Godfather continues to be the most out of place name in a class in years.
Lucha Dragons vs. King Barrett/Sheamus
Sheamus and Kalisto get things going with the big man offering some very rude applause. A hurricanrana puts Sheamus down and it's off to Cara as the dropkicks get going. Lawler thinks it's a matter of time because bigger is always better. The monkey flip into the splash sends Sheamus out to the floor and the Lucha Dragons dance gets on Lawler's nerves. We see Ryback watching from the back as Sheamus punches Kalisto in the ribs to take over. Kalisto gets sent outside and we take a break.
Back with Barrett pounding on Kalisto in the corner before it's off to a chinlock. Sheamus comes in with a running knee to the ribs and a powerslam. Lawler calls Kalisto a gamer but only means he plays video games like WWE2K16. I figured that's where he was going but it made me chuckle anyway.
Kalisto avoids a charge in the corner to send Sheamus into the post and it's hot tag to Cara. Everything speeds up and a springboard back elbow drops Barrett. Cara's standing Lionsault drops Sheamus and a dive takes him out again. The Swanton is loaded up but Rusev shoves him off the top, setting up the Bull Hammer to give Barrett the pin at 10:43.
Ryback still thinks that two little men can't beat two big men. The Dragons tried but not all men are created equal.
Last year's main event is a Wrestlemania moment.
Very long recap of Vince and Shane from Raw.
The Usos talk about watching the Dudley Boyz twenty years ago as children but now they're grown men who don't respect them. Dolph Ziggler comes in and says he isn't worried about the repercussions from insulting Stephanie on Monday. Random but ok. Dean joins them to say they're ready for the Wyatts.
Wyatt Family vs. Dolph Ziggler/Usos/Dean Ambrose
Harper and Ambrose get things going with Luke clotheslining him down and stopping to pose. The good guys take him into the corner but the Usos' wristlocks don't quite work on someone as strong as Harper. Back with Harper stomping on Jey in the corner but another wristlock is enough to bring in Ziggler. That's something WWE really needs to work on: so many people use the same basic moves like that wristlock or a kick to the thigh or a superkick. Mix that stuff up as I'm sure there are enough moves to go around.
Ziggler misses a Stinger Splash in the corner and it's off to Bray for the real beating. Strowman comes in for a big forearm to the chest, setting up a chinlock from Harper. The Fameasser is countered into a powerbomb but Dolph rolls through into a sunset flip for two. The hot tag brings in Jey as things speed up, which unfortunately isn't getting the crowd into the match.
A good looking superkick puts Rowan in the corner and we get stereo Umaga attacks followed by the double dives over the top. Jey's Superfly Splash hits knees though and it's off to Ambrose for the real hot tag. The standing elbow drop gets two on Erick and we hit the parade of secondary finishers. Ziggler can't superkick Strowman down but Dean sidesteps a charge and gives Rowan Dirty Deeds for the pin at 13:14.
Results
Sami Zayn/Neville b. Kevin Owens/The Miz Helluva Kick to Miz
Brie Bella b. Summer Rae YES Lock
King Barrett/Sheamus b. Lucha Dragons Bullhammer to Cara
Dean Ambrose/Usos/Dolph Ziggler b. Wyatt Family Dirty Deeds to Rowan
Friday
Nothing.
Saturday
Roadblock 2016
Date: March 12, 2016
Location: Ricoh Coliseum, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Byron Saxton
This is a special live show between Fastlane and Wrestlemania with a big main event in Dean Ambrose challenging HHH for the WWE World Title. It's not often that the Wrestlemania main event could be changed this soon before the date of the show but stranger things have happened. Let's get to it.
The opening video focuses on the World Title match and pitches the idea that Dean is blocking the road to Wrestlemania. Well they never have been too subtle so why start now?
Tag Team Titles: New Day vs. King Barrett/Sheamus
New Day is defending. Before the match, Woods says that when you look at them, you see hips that don't lie, which of course means it's time for a little dancing. They actually have a box of BootyO's cereal and Big E. drops to his knees to speak like a child for some insults about the League. Unfortunately they couldn't come up with any insults for Rusev so Big E. promises to eat his cereal to grow big and strong. That box actually looks real so well done for whoever made that.
Kofi headscissors Sheamus down to start and it's already time for some posing. If New Day hasn't turned face yet, they might not even need to at this point. Sheamus pulls Kofi out of the corner and brings Barrett in for his assortment of punches. Big E. comes in for his backbreaker and some dancing before the Unicorn Stampede takes off.
Winds of Change puts Kofi down and Sheamus adds the Irish Curse as the heels (well the stronger heels) take over. A top rope shoulder gets two for Sheamus and the fans tell Barrett that he can't wrestle. Seriously? I know Barrett isn't as sharp as he used to be but he's getting the Khali chant now?
Kofi comes back with a dropkick and the hot tag brings in Big E. for a string of suplexes. Everything breaks down and Kofi cleans house, only to have Trouble in Paradise countered into the Cloverleaf. Barrett pulls Big E. off the apron but Kofi counters into a rollup for two. The SOS doesn't get a count despite only existing to get near falls. Kofi goes up top but kind of crashes into Sheamus as he tries to dive over, giving us a bad looking botch. Barrett kicks Big E. in the head but Woods offers a distraction, allowing Kofi to get in a cheap shot so the Big Ending can put Barrett away at 8:38. Big E. seems to be favoring his arm.
Paul Heyman talks about making Toronto the capital of Suplex City and promises that Bray will be conquered by the Beast.
We recap Y2AJ splitting and Jericho burning one of their shirts on Smackdown.
Here's Jericho for his match but he has to insult the fans for cheering for AJ instead of him. Canadian fans are always behind the times eh? Jericho calls himself the greatest icon in the history of this country, drawing a WE WANT BRET chant. After telling the fans that they'll never get Bret again, Jericho talks about being embarrassed to be Canadian. Moving away from Canada was the smartest thing he ever did because Canadian fans chant for the flavor of the month. That includes when they cheered for Jack Swagger when he beat Jericho for the World Title years ago. Jericho insults WE THE PEOPLE and it's time for a match.
Chris Jericho vs. Jack Swagger
Jericho slaps him in the face to start and bails to the floor in a smart move. The chase doesn't go well for Chris as Swagger catches him back inside and hammers away in the corner. The announcers run down Jericho's career, talking about Baba and Tenryu in Japan because saying he's a ten time Intercontinental Champion and main evented Wrestlemania would be going over most fans heads.
Jericho comes back by sending Swagger into the barricade for two and we hit the chinlock. Jack fights up and we get a CM PUNK chant for no logical reason. Some clotheslines have Jericho in trouble and the Vader Bomb gets two. Jericho can't get the Walls so it's the enziguri instead. The Codebreaker is broken up with a powerslam but the gutwrench powerbomb is countered into the Walls for the tap out at 7:55.
JBL shouts YOU STILL GOT IT as Jericho goes up the ramp, making him even more annoying than usual.
We recap the NXT Tag Team Title match with Cole saying the Revival are the new Tag Team Champions. As in the Revival who won the belts nearly five months ago. The Revival thinks Enzo and Cass aren't serious enough and took out Colin Cassady's knee so the challengers are coming for revenge and the titles.
NXT Tag Team Titles: Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady vs. Revival
Revival (Scott Dawson/Dash Wilder) are defending and the challengers have Carmella with them. Enzo and Dash get things going with Amore nailing a dropkick before it's off to Cass for the big side slam. Wilder dives into a right hand to the ribs, followed by Cass picking up Enzo and throwing him at Dawson to keep control. They do the same thing again with Enzo flying over the top to take both of them out, drawing a loud NXT chant.
Back in and Dawson gets a blind tag to send Enzo shoulder first into the post, giving the champs a target. Dawson cranks on an armbar as JBL tries to say the Revival are a throwback to the late 90s tag teams. Add tag team history to the list of things JBL doesn't know much about. Enzo gets sent into the buckle again and stomped in the Tree of Woe, only to do a situp to send Dawson into the post.
Cass comes in to clean house with a big boot and the East River Crossing to Wilder but the Rocket Launcher is broken up. Carmella slaps Dawson but the distraction lets the champs hit the Shatter Machine (picture a 3D into a Codebreaker) on the floor. Back in and Enzo hits a top rope DDT on Wilder and grabs a rollup for a close near fall on Dawson. The champs get back up though and a Shatter Machine out of the corner gets the pin on Amore at 10:15.
Earlier today, Natalya dedicated her match tonight to Bret Hart and thinks it could get her a step closer to the Divas Title. Charlotte came in and laughed at her but refused to put the title on the line. Natalya said Bret must have been right about the Flairs being cowards and Charlotte made it a title match, which I guess she can just do because contracts work in a weird way in WWE.
Divas Title: Charlotte vs. Natalya
Charlotte is defending. Natalya works on an arm to start but gets caught in a bodyscissors. They trade some holds on the amt with Natalya getting in a leg lock, followed by a surfboard. Back up and Charlotte pulls her to the floor for a crash and takes over with the stomps in the corner. Cole, who already used the term Divas Wrestler in this match, compares Charlotte to Mildred Burke. Did Matt Striker take over the commentary division this week?
The discus forearm is broken up and Charlotte starts in on the knee. There's a chop block to make Natalya scream a lot but she's still able to kick the champ out to the floor. Now the discus forearm connects and but Charlotte counters the Sharpshooter into the Figure Four. Natalya gets Charlotte under the ropes for a weird counter and Natural Selection gets two.
Charlotte goes up for something but gets countered into a Batista Bomb for a very close near fall. You could tell the fans bought into that one. The Figure Four is countered into the Sharpshooter but Ric helps pull Charlotte to the ropes. Natalya swings at Ric and gets rolled up with Charlotte's feet on the ropes to retain at 13:35.
We recap Brock Lesnar vs. Bray Wyatt, which is mainly over the Wyatt Family eliminating Brock from the Royal Rumble. Lesnar is out for revenge tonight.
Brock Lesnar vs. Bray Wyatt
Bray talks about all the people Brock has conquered but tonight there's a deal with the devil, which has changed this match intro a handicap match.
Brock Lesnar vs. Bray Wyatt/Luke Harper
Heyman says that Brock is FIGHTING out of the conqueror's corner for a cool sounding intro. Bray bails to the apron to start so Harper takes the first suplex, sending him out to the floor. Brock stares at Wyatt, allowing Harper to get back inside for a suicide dive. Two boots to the face stagger Brock and the discus clothesline gets a nearer fall than you would expect.
We hit a crossface but Brock gets to his feet and slips between Harper's legs for a German suplex. Is there anything this guy can't do? A superkick doesn't do much so Brock throws him down with two more German suplexes. Harper gets tossed around even more as the fans keep count for Brock. The F5 puts Harper away at 4:01. Brock and Bray never made contact.
Sami Zayn vs. Stardust
Another bonus match. An early CODY chant gets on Stardust's nerves as the announcers talk about the Missing Link for no logical reason. Sami grabs an armbar and some armdrags for a nice start. There go the OLE chants, which Cole calls an ode to Sami's former persona, just in case you didn't think Cole knew everything about wrestling ever. Stardust sends him back first into the apron to take over, setting up a cartwheel.
Some knees to the back followed by a waistlock have Sami in trouble and Stardust tries a reverse Boston crab (Colt Cabana's Billy Goat's Curse). A Matt Hardy Side Effect gets two on Sami and a top rope superplex is good for the same as this has been one sided for a long time. Sami pops back up with clotheslines and right hands in the corner before low bridging Stardust out to the floor. There's the big flip dive over the ropes and the Blue Thunder Bomb gets two. Stardust comes right back with a Disaster Kick for the same but gets suplexed into the corner, setting up the Helluva Kick for the pin at 12:43.
We recap HHH vs. Dean Ambrose which is all about Dean rebelling against the Authority and doing a much better job of it than Roman Reigns ever could.
WWE World Title: Dean Ambrose vs. HHH
Dean is challenging. Feeling out process to start as the announcers give out even more stats and figures (HHH hasn't had a singles match since Wrestlemania XXXI or a title defense since 2009). Dean headlocks him down and some armdrags keep HHH in trouble. Back up and Ambrose lays across the top rope ala Shawn Michaels and HHH isn't happy. The CM Punk chants start again and Dean grabs HHH's nose as he armdrags the champ down a second time.
Thankfully the chants turn into the standard LET'S GO AMBROSE/HHH as Dean gets kneed in the ribs. They head outside with Dean getting in a clothesline before wrapping the leg around the post. HHH actually tries a Pedigree on the floor but gets his legs swept out, only to kick Dean into the steps to change momentum. HHH starts in on the back and puts on a Crossface, followed by a Rings of Saturn of all things.
JBL talks about the Toronto fans seeing their hero Whipper Billy Watson win back in 1956. A spinebuster gets two but Dean pops back up and gets the same off a bulldog. Dirty Deeds is broken up but the facebuster sets up a rebound lariat for two on the champ. I still don't like the idea of someone taking a hard shot to the face and hitting an offensive move a second later. That never works for me.
HHH's leg starts giving out on him again, allowing Dean to counter a Pedigree attempt into a Figure Four. Cole: He's going to tap HHH for the title! Dean switches over to a Sharpshooter but HHH makes the ropes for the save. Dirty Deeds connects but Dean's foot is under the ropes for a good false finish.
A hard whip sends HHH over the ropes and out to the floor, setting up the suicide dive. Dean hits the top rope elbow and even throws in a Suck It. HHH gets knocked onto the announcers' table but avoids the elbow off the barricade for a huge crash. It's only good for a nine count so HHH hits a quick Pedigree to retain at 24:33.
Results
New Day b. King Barrett/Sheamus Big Ending to Barrett
Chris Jericho b. Jack Swagger Walls of Jericho
Revival b. Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady Shatter Machine to Amore
Charlotte b. Natalya Rollup with feet on the ropes
Brock Lesnar b. Luke Harper/Bray Wyatt F5 to Harper
Sami Zayn b. Stardust Helluva Kick
HHH b. Dean Ambrose Pedigree
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Kevin Owens b. Neville Rollup with a handful of trunks
Summer Rae b. Brie Bella Rollup
League of Nations b. Dolph Ziggler Brogue Kick
Becky Lynch/Sasha Banks b. Tamina/Naomi Bank Statement to Tamina
New Day b. Chris Jericho/AJ Styles Big Ending to Jericho
Kalisto b. Tyler Breeze Salida Del Sol
Ryback b. Curtis Axel Shell Shock
Dean Ambrose b. Bray Wyatt via DQ when the Wyatt Family interfered
Impact Wrestling
Eric Young b. Will Ospreay, Big Damo, Bram and Jimmy Havoc Young hung the belt
Gail Kim b. Jade Kim rolled through a high cross body
Beer Money b. Wolves DWI to Edwards
Lashley b. Kurt Angle Spear
NXT
Samoa Joe b. Sami Zayn Koquina Clutch
Smackdown
Sami Zayn/Neville b. Kevin Owens/The Miz Helluva Kick to Miz
Brie Bella b. Summer Rae YES Lock
King Barrett/Sheamus b. Lucha Dragons Bullhammer to Cara
Dean Ambrose/Usos/Dolph Ziggler b. Wyatt Family Dirty Deeds to Rowan
Roadblock 2016
New Day b. King Barrett/Sheamus Big Ending to Barrett
Chris Jericho b. Jack Swagger Walls of Jericho
Revival b. Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady Shatter Machine to Amore
Charlotte b. Natalya Rollup with feet on the ropes
Brock Lesnar b. Luke Harper/Bray Wyatt F5 to Harper
Sami Zayn b. Stardust Helluva Kick
HHH b. Dean Ambrose Pedigree
Mr. Anderson has left TNA.
Smackdown
Date: March 10, 2016
Location: Bradley Center, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Mauro Ranallo, Byron Saxton
It's the go home show for Roadblock and the big story for this week seems to be the main roster debut (well full time debut at least) of Sami Zayn. Tonight we'll get to see Zayn and his longtime rival Kevin Owens together on MizTV, possibly to set up something between the two (or three) of them at Wrestlemania. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Tonight it's Dean Ambrose/Dolph Ziggler/Usos vs. the Wyatt Family.
MizTV gets things going this week with Miz showing us a clip of Zayn running out to save Neville from an Owens apron bomb. Sami comes out first and thankfully it's still to that rocking Worlds Apart theme. There's just something about that Sami Zayn entrance that makes me smile and you know it's going to be something fun. The OLE chants cut Miz off to start but he eventually asks who Sami Zayn is.
Sami talks about doing this for fourteen years and being in NXT for the last few years but Miz cuts him off by actually yelling CUT. Miz wants to hear about Sami's relationship with Kevin Owens. The story goes back thirteen years with both of them starting in Montreal. They've been linked together as friends, tag partners, opponents and enemies over the years and now they're here as pure enemies. Sami isn't sure how we got here but Owens delayed his main roster arrival with that shoulder injury.
That means it's time for Owens to come out and Sami looks sad. Kevin says what he did to Sami back in NXT was what was best for his career. Sami was signed two years before Owens but Owens was on Raw a year before Sami, so who was wrong? What happened at the Royal Rumble was personal though because Owens was the victim there. Zayn gets right to the point: he's here to stay and wants that Intercontinental Title at Wrestlemania.
The fans want to see them fight right now but Owens isn't so keen on the idea. Kevin doesn't think Sami belongs in the same ring and goes to walk, only to run right into Neville. Owens has someone else to worry about because Neville thinks that Intercontinental Title would look fine around his waist. That means it's time for Miz to say it's his show and that he deserves a title shot of his own. Sami and Miz start going at it and we're ready for a tag match after the break.
Sami Zayn/Neville vs. Kevin Owens/The Miz
Miz takes Sami down by the arm to start but Zayn spins up and grabs the arm to take over. It's off to Neville for an arm wringer of his own until Miz drives him into the corner for the tag to Owens. The champ gets hurricanranaed down and we get Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens for the first time in WWE. That lasts all of three seconds though as Owens bails to the corner and it's back to Miz for another armbar. That fits Owens as a coward very well so all is right so far.
Neville splashes Miz but gets low bridged to the floor as we take a break. Back with Owens taking Neville back into the corner for the tag off to Miz and some stomping. We hit the chinlock for a good while before the Reality Check gets a near fall. Owens demands a tag but has to settle for watching Neville send Miz out to the floor. The hot tag brings in Zayn for the running clotheslines and a tornado DDT for Miz. Now we get the tag to Owens....or at least we would if he didn't walk out on the match. Miz takes the exploder suplex into the corner and the Helluva Kick gives Sami the pin at 11:44.
Rock Wrestlemania video.
R-Truth goes to see Goldust in the bathroom but Goldust doesn't need a helping hand. Goldust isn't interested so Truth hands him toilet paper. It's still no though.
Long recap of HHH and Dean from Monday.
Brie Bella vs. Summer Rae
Rematch from Raw with Lana sitting on the announcers' table for commentary. Lana tells Saxton to shut up because she's watching the match as Brie is taken to the floor and sent into the barricade. Back in and we hit the cobra clutch while Lana is asked for her definition of a true woman. Lana: Look at me. Brie comes back with a middle rope dropkick and the YES Kicks, followed by the YES Lock for the submission at 2:14.
Post match Brie shouts at Lana but goes to knee Summer instead, allowing Lana to give her a second Bella Buster.
Video on Shane McMahon's in ring career. It's the same one from Raw.
Here's Chris Jericho, carrying a Y2AJ shirt over his shoulder, to explain his actions on Monday. The shirt is sat in front of a trashcan as Jericho asks if this is what he gets. The fans are booing him and choosing to cheer AJ Styles. Jericho did what he did on Monday because of those chants. They made him feel like a piece of trash that belongs in this can because he's still the best in the world at what he does. Jericho lists off his accomplishments, including perhaps the most impressive: he hasn't been hurt in seventeen years.
After all that though, the fans still chant for AJ Styles. Even after last Monday's classic, the fans were still chanting for AJ. Jericho has delivered classic after classic in seventeen years and he can't get a cheer. He's seen it time after time: someone comes in and could be the best in the world but then they leave after three months because they're not the real thing. AJ has been here for six weeks (that doesn't seem possible) and the steam is still coming off his WWE coffee.
Jericho has seen this before and he's going to be standing around laughing because AJ is going to be just another bust. The fans chant for AJ so Jericho holds up the shirt. Y2AJ was something special but the fans ruined it by chant for AJ. It's all their fault so the shirt is set on fire because it's all over for AJ. Lawler: See this is symbolism Byron. Jericho mocks the AJ Styles chants as the flames keep coming up. Really, really good stuff here and I'm wanting to see the match now. Well done.
Of note here, the spoilers said that AJ came out here but Ascension of all people cut him off so Jericho could escape. I was wondering how that would make sense on TV but they didn't bother showing it.
Big Boss Man Hall of Fame video. Godfather continues to be the most out of place name in a class in years.
Lucha Dragons vs. King Barrett/Sheamus
Sheamus and Kalisto get things going with the big man offering some very rude applause. A hurricanrana puts Sheamus down and it's off to Cara as the dropkicks get going. Lawler thinks it's a matter of time because bigger is always better. The monkey flip into the splash sends Sheamus out to the floor and the Lucha Dragons dance gets on Lawler's nerves. We see Ryback watching from the back as Sheamus punches Kalisto in the ribs to take over. Kalisto gets sent outside and we take a break.
Back with Barrett pounding on Kalisto in the corner before it's off to a chinlock. Sheamus comes in with a running knee to the ribs and a powerslam. Lawler calls Kalisto a gamer but only means he plays video games like WWE2K16. I figured that's where he was going but it made me chuckle anyway.
Kalisto avoids a charge in the corner to send Sheamus into the post and it's hot tag to Cara. Everything speeds up and a springboard back elbow drops Barrett. Cara's standing Lionsault drops Sheamus and a dive takes him out again. The Swanton is loaded up but Rusev shoves him off the top, setting up the Bull Hammer to give Barrett the pin at 10:43.
Ryback still thinks that two little men can't beat two big men. The Dragons tried but not all men are created equal.
Last year's main event is a Wrestlemania moment.
Very long recap of Vince and Shane from Raw.
The Usos talk about watching the Dudley Boyz twenty years ago as children but now they're grown men who don't respect them. Dolph Ziggler comes in and says he isn't worried about the repercussions from insulting Stephanie on Monday. Random but ok. Dean joins them to say they're ready for the Wyatts.
Wyatt Family vs. Dolph Ziggler/Usos/Dean Ambrose
Harper and Ambrose get things going with Luke clotheslining him down and stopping to pose. The good guys take him into the corner but the Usos' wristlocks don't quite work on someone as strong as Harper. Back with Harper stomping on Jey in the corner but another wristlock is enough to bring in Ziggler. That's something WWE really needs to work on: so many people use the same basic moves like that wristlock or a kick to the thigh or a superkick. Mix that stuff up as I'm sure there are enough moves to go around.
Ziggler misses a Stinger Splash in the corner and it's off to Bray for the real beating. Strowman comes in for a big forearm to the chest, setting up a chinlock from Harper. The Fameasser is countered into a powerbomb but Dolph rolls through into a sunset flip for two. The hot tag brings in Jey as things speed up, which unfortunately isn't getting the crowd into the match.
A good looking superkick puts Rowan in the corner and we get stereo Umaga attacks followed by the double dives over the top. Jey's Superfly Splash hits knees though and it's off to Ambrose for the real hot tag. The standing elbow drop gets two on Erick and we hit the parade of secondary finishers. Ziggler can't superkick Strowman down but Dean sidesteps a charge and gives Rowan Dirty Deeds for the pin at 13:14.
Results
Sami Zayn/Neville b. Kevin Owens/The Miz Helluva Kick to Miz
Brie Bella b. Summer Rae YES Lock
King Barrett/Sheamus b. Lucha Dragons Bullhammer to Cara
Dean Ambrose/Usos/Dolph Ziggler b. Wyatt Family Dirty Deeds to Rowan
Friday
Nothing.
Saturday
Roadblock 2016
Date: March 12, 2016
Location: Ricoh Coliseum, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Byron Saxton
This is a special live show between Fastlane and Wrestlemania with a big main event in Dean Ambrose challenging HHH for the WWE World Title. It's not often that the Wrestlemania main event could be changed this soon before the date of the show but stranger things have happened. Let's get to it.
The opening video focuses on the World Title match and pitches the idea that Dean is blocking the road to Wrestlemania. Well they never have been too subtle so why start now?
Tag Team Titles: New Day vs. King Barrett/Sheamus
New Day is defending. Before the match, Woods says that when you look at them, you see hips that don't lie, which of course means it's time for a little dancing. They actually have a box of BootyO's cereal and Big E. drops to his knees to speak like a child for some insults about the League. Unfortunately they couldn't come up with any insults for Rusev so Big E. promises to eat his cereal to grow big and strong. That box actually looks real so well done for whoever made that.
Kofi headscissors Sheamus down to start and it's already time for some posing. If New Day hasn't turned face yet, they might not even need to at this point. Sheamus pulls Kofi out of the corner and brings Barrett in for his assortment of punches. Big E. comes in for his backbreaker and some dancing before the Unicorn Stampede takes off.
Winds of Change puts Kofi down and Sheamus adds the Irish Curse as the heels (well the stronger heels) take over. A top rope shoulder gets two for Sheamus and the fans tell Barrett that he can't wrestle. Seriously? I know Barrett isn't as sharp as he used to be but he's getting the Khali chant now?
Kofi comes back with a dropkick and the hot tag brings in Big E. for a string of suplexes. Everything breaks down and Kofi cleans house, only to have Trouble in Paradise countered into the Cloverleaf. Barrett pulls Big E. off the apron but Kofi counters into a rollup for two. The SOS doesn't get a count despite only existing to get near falls. Kofi goes up top but kind of crashes into Sheamus as he tries to dive over, giving us a bad looking botch. Barrett kicks Big E. in the head but Woods offers a distraction, allowing Kofi to get in a cheap shot so the Big Ending can put Barrett away at 8:38. Big E. seems to be favoring his arm.
Paul Heyman talks about making Toronto the capital of Suplex City and promises that Bray will be conquered by the Beast.
We recap Y2AJ splitting and Jericho burning one of their shirts on Smackdown.
Here's Jericho for his match but he has to insult the fans for cheering for AJ instead of him. Canadian fans are always behind the times eh? Jericho calls himself the greatest icon in the history of this country, drawing a WE WANT BRET chant. After telling the fans that they'll never get Bret again, Jericho talks about being embarrassed to be Canadian. Moving away from Canada was the smartest thing he ever did because Canadian fans chant for the flavor of the month. That includes when they cheered for Jack Swagger when he beat Jericho for the World Title years ago. Jericho insults WE THE PEOPLE and it's time for a match.
Chris Jericho vs. Jack Swagger
Jericho slaps him in the face to start and bails to the floor in a smart move. The chase doesn't go well for Chris as Swagger catches him back inside and hammers away in the corner. The announcers run down Jericho's career, talking about Baba and Tenryu in Japan because saying he's a ten time Intercontinental Champion and main evented Wrestlemania would be going over most fans heads.
Jericho comes back by sending Swagger into the barricade for two and we hit the chinlock. Jack fights up and we get a CM PUNK chant for no logical reason. Some clotheslines have Jericho in trouble and the Vader Bomb gets two. Jericho can't get the Walls so it's the enziguri instead. The Codebreaker is broken up with a powerslam but the gutwrench powerbomb is countered into the Walls for the tap out at 7:55.
JBL shouts YOU STILL GOT IT as Jericho goes up the ramp, making him even more annoying than usual.
We recap the NXT Tag Team Title match with Cole saying the Revival are the new Tag Team Champions. As in the Revival who won the belts nearly five months ago. The Revival thinks Enzo and Cass aren't serious enough and took out Colin Cassady's knee so the challengers are coming for revenge and the titles.
NXT Tag Team Titles: Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady vs. Revival
Revival (Scott Dawson/Dash Wilder) are defending and the challengers have Carmella with them. Enzo and Dash get things going with Amore nailing a dropkick before it's off to Cass for the big side slam. Wilder dives into a right hand to the ribs, followed by Cass picking up Enzo and throwing him at Dawson to keep control. They do the same thing again with Enzo flying over the top to take both of them out, drawing a loud NXT chant.
Back in and Dawson gets a blind tag to send Enzo shoulder first into the post, giving the champs a target. Dawson cranks on an armbar as JBL tries to say the Revival are a throwback to the late 90s tag teams. Add tag team history to the list of things JBL doesn't know much about. Enzo gets sent into the buckle again and stomped in the Tree of Woe, only to do a situp to send Dawson into the post.
Cass comes in to clean house with a big boot and the East River Crossing to Wilder but the Rocket Launcher is broken up. Carmella slaps Dawson but the distraction lets the champs hit the Shatter Machine (picture a 3D into a Codebreaker) on the floor. Back in and Enzo hits a top rope DDT on Wilder and grabs a rollup for a close near fall on Dawson. The champs get back up though and a Shatter Machine out of the corner gets the pin on Amore at 10:15.
Earlier today, Natalya dedicated her match tonight to Bret Hart and thinks it could get her a step closer to the Divas Title. Charlotte came in and laughed at her but refused to put the title on the line. Natalya said Bret must have been right about the Flairs being cowards and Charlotte made it a title match, which I guess she can just do because contracts work in a weird way in WWE.
Divas Title: Charlotte vs. Natalya
Charlotte is defending. Natalya works on an arm to start but gets caught in a bodyscissors. They trade some holds on the amt with Natalya getting in a leg lock, followed by a surfboard. Back up and Charlotte pulls her to the floor for a crash and takes over with the stomps in the corner. Cole, who already used the term Divas Wrestler in this match, compares Charlotte to Mildred Burke. Did Matt Striker take over the commentary division this week?
The discus forearm is broken up and Charlotte starts in on the knee. There's a chop block to make Natalya scream a lot but she's still able to kick the champ out to the floor. Now the discus forearm connects and but Charlotte counters the Sharpshooter into the Figure Four. Natalya gets Charlotte under the ropes for a weird counter and Natural Selection gets two.
Charlotte goes up for something but gets countered into a Batista Bomb for a very close near fall. You could tell the fans bought into that one. The Figure Four is countered into the Sharpshooter but Ric helps pull Charlotte to the ropes. Natalya swings at Ric and gets rolled up with Charlotte's feet on the ropes to retain at 13:35.
We recap Brock Lesnar vs. Bray Wyatt, which is mainly over the Wyatt Family eliminating Brock from the Royal Rumble. Lesnar is out for revenge tonight.
Brock Lesnar vs. Bray Wyatt
Bray talks about all the people Brock has conquered but tonight there's a deal with the devil, which has changed this match intro a handicap match.
Brock Lesnar vs. Bray Wyatt/Luke Harper
Heyman says that Brock is FIGHTING out of the conqueror's corner for a cool sounding intro. Bray bails to the apron to start so Harper takes the first suplex, sending him out to the floor. Brock stares at Wyatt, allowing Harper to get back inside for a suicide dive. Two boots to the face stagger Brock and the discus clothesline gets a nearer fall than you would expect.
We hit a crossface but Brock gets to his feet and slips between Harper's legs for a German suplex. Is there anything this guy can't do? A superkick doesn't do much so Brock throws him down with two more German suplexes. Harper gets tossed around even more as the fans keep count for Brock. The F5 puts Harper away at 4:01. Brock and Bray never made contact.
Sami Zayn vs. Stardust
Another bonus match. An early CODY chant gets on Stardust's nerves as the announcers talk about the Missing Link for no logical reason. Sami grabs an armbar and some armdrags for a nice start. There go the OLE chants, which Cole calls an ode to Sami's former persona, just in case you didn't think Cole knew everything about wrestling ever. Stardust sends him back first into the apron to take over, setting up a cartwheel.
Some knees to the back followed by a waistlock have Sami in trouble and Stardust tries a reverse Boston crab (Colt Cabana's Billy Goat's Curse). A Matt Hardy Side Effect gets two on Sami and a top rope superplex is good for the same as this has been one sided for a long time. Sami pops back up with clotheslines and right hands in the corner before low bridging Stardust out to the floor. There's the big flip dive over the ropes and the Blue Thunder Bomb gets two. Stardust comes right back with a Disaster Kick for the same but gets suplexed into the corner, setting up the Helluva Kick for the pin at 12:43.
We recap HHH vs. Dean Ambrose which is all about Dean rebelling against the Authority and doing a much better job of it than Roman Reigns ever could.
WWE World Title: Dean Ambrose vs. HHH
Dean is challenging. Feeling out process to start as the announcers give out even more stats and figures (HHH hasn't had a singles match since Wrestlemania XXXI or a title defense since 2009). Dean headlocks him down and some armdrags keep HHH in trouble. Back up and Ambrose lays across the top rope ala Shawn Michaels and HHH isn't happy. The CM Punk chants start again and Dean grabs HHH's nose as he armdrags the champ down a second time.
Thankfully the chants turn into the standard LET'S GO AMBROSE/HHH as Dean gets kneed in the ribs. They head outside with Dean getting in a clothesline before wrapping the leg around the post. HHH actually tries a Pedigree on the floor but gets his legs swept out, only to kick Dean into the steps to change momentum. HHH starts in on the back and puts on a Crossface, followed by a Rings of Saturn of all things.
JBL talks about the Toronto fans seeing their hero Whipper Billy Watson win back in 1956. A spinebuster gets two but Dean pops back up and gets the same off a bulldog. Dirty Deeds is broken up but the facebuster sets up a rebound lariat for two on the champ. I still don't like the idea of someone taking a hard shot to the face and hitting an offensive move a second later. That never works for me.
HHH's leg starts giving out on him again, allowing Dean to counter a Pedigree attempt into a Figure Four. Cole: He's going to tap HHH for the title! Dean switches over to a Sharpshooter but HHH makes the ropes for the save. Dirty Deeds connects but Dean's foot is under the ropes for a good false finish.
A hard whip sends HHH over the ropes and out to the floor, setting up the suicide dive. Dean hits the top rope elbow and even throws in a Suck It. HHH gets knocked onto the announcers' table but avoids the elbow off the barricade for a huge crash. It's only good for a nine count so HHH hits a quick Pedigree to retain at 24:33.
Results
New Day b. King Barrett/Sheamus Big Ending to Barrett
Chris Jericho b. Jack Swagger Walls of Jericho
Revival b. Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady Shatter Machine to Amore
Charlotte b. Natalya Rollup with feet on the ropes
Brock Lesnar b. Luke Harper/Bray Wyatt F5 to Harper
Sami Zayn b. Stardust Helluva Kick
HHH b. Dean Ambrose Pedigree
Sunday
Nothing.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Kevin Owens b. Neville Rollup with a handful of trunks
Summer Rae b. Brie Bella Rollup
League of Nations b. Dolph Ziggler Brogue Kick
Becky Lynch/Sasha Banks b. Tamina/Naomi Bank Statement to Tamina
New Day b. Chris Jericho/AJ Styles Big Ending to Jericho
Kalisto b. Tyler Breeze Salida Del Sol
Ryback b. Curtis Axel Shell Shock
Dean Ambrose b. Bray Wyatt via DQ when the Wyatt Family interfered
Impact Wrestling
Eric Young b. Will Ospreay, Big Damo, Bram and Jimmy Havoc Young hung the belt
Gail Kim b. Jade Kim rolled through a high cross body
Beer Money b. Wolves DWI to Edwards
Lashley b. Kurt Angle Spear
NXT
Samoa Joe b. Sami Zayn Koquina Clutch
Smackdown
Sami Zayn/Neville b. Kevin Owens/The Miz Helluva Kick to Miz
Brie Bella b. Summer Rae YES Lock
King Barrett/Sheamus b. Lucha Dragons Bullhammer to Cara
Dean Ambrose/Usos/Dolph Ziggler b. Wyatt Family Dirty Deeds to Rowan
Roadblock 2016
New Day b. King Barrett/Sheamus Big Ending to Barrett
Chris Jericho b. Jack Swagger Walls of Jericho
Revival b. Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady Shatter Machine to Amore
Charlotte b. Natalya Rollup with feet on the ropes
Brock Lesnar b. Luke Harper/Bray Wyatt F5 to Harper
Sami Zayn b. Stardust Helluva Kick
HHH b. Dean Ambrose Pedigree