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Monday
Monday Night Raw
Date: March 7, 2016
Location: Allstate Arena, Chicago, Illinois
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
Now this could be interesting as the company is hardly on a creative roll at the moment and we're in one of the biggest smark havens in the world. We're also five days away from Roadblock which suddenly has the potential to change the entire Wrestlemania card with less than a month before the biggest show of the year. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Vince vowing to renounce Shane as his son after Wrestlemania. I still have no idea why this is supposed to be interesting or a major plot point as the McMahons are always arguing.
Here's Shane to get things going. Shane sucks up to the Chicago crowd and it's clear that they're excited to see him. He was watching Raw last week and heard what Undertaker was saying about his match. Shane respects Undertaker completely but he wasn't surprised by what Vine said about him after the fact. Vince has lost touch with both his reality and his grandsons but Shane is ready to stop it all. At Wrestlemania, he stops all the backstage politics and all the authority. Shane is tired of seeing all the talent being held back with no breaks and all the breaks given to people with no talent.
The gong goes off but it's a strutting Vince instead. Vince laughs at the fans for not being happy to see him so the CM PUNK chants start up. The boss lets it die off and talks about how Stephanie is getting everything. Earlier today Vince was looking at a picture of Shane at his first wrestling show and of course we get to see it on the screen. Vince pulls the actual photo from somewhere and crushes the frame like he'll do at Wrestlemania.
After Shane loses, Vince will be able to wrap his arms around his grandsons and prove to them that their family isn't a bunch of losers because his greatest creation is going to destroy his greatest failure. Vince sends out the security but Shane actually beats them up to a HUGE ovation, most of which isn't deserved.
The segment was better than most of anything we saw last week but I'm still really not sure what the heck they're fighting about. Thankfully they've seemed to drop the whole lockbox concept which wasn't working to say the least but Shane having a proxy would work better as an idea.
Kevin Owens vs. Neville
Non-title so look for another upset. Owens drives him into the corner to start and stomps away, meaning he survives longer than he did against Neville a few weeks back. Kevin: Come on mate! Neville comes back with kicks to send Owens to the floor but misses a dive, allowing Kevin to send him into the steps as we take a break. Back with Neville fighting out of a chinlock, only to be flipped over with a German suplex.
The Cannonball is countered with a nice enziguri to knock Owens to the floor, setting up a great looking shooting star off the top to the outside. The fans REALLY like that one but don't care as much for the standing shooting star press for two back inside. Neville charges into a boot to the face but rolls away from a springboard moonsault. A superkick sets up the middle rope Phoenix Splash for a very, very close two. Thankfully Neville stays on him but Owens grabs a rollup with the trunks for the pin at 10:25.
Post match Owens loads up the apron powerbomb but SAMI ZAYN runs in and cleans house, likely setting up a big Intercontinental Title match at Wrestlemania.
Video from the Rock saying Wrestlemania is free for new WWE Network subscribers.
Long recap of HHH and Ambrose from last week.
Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder (with a beard) are in the back when Stephanie comes up. Stephanie thanks Ziggler for taking down a tweet about the Authority earlier today but Dolph mentions taking down the Authority a few years back. Stephanie doesn't remember that and reminds Ziggler that she's his boss. As if we could forget as that's pretty much her whole character. Stephanie likes these flashbacks and gives Ziggler an elimination tag against three members of the League of Nations. Oh and Ziggler won't have any partners.
Brie Bella vs. Summer Rae
Total Divas match, meaning we get a clip from tomorrow's show with Nikki telling Brie how to live. Summer takes her down to start but Brie comes right back with the YES Kicks and a horrible looking BRIE MODE knee. Brie misses a middle rope cross body but here's Lana for a distraction, allowing Summer to grab a rollup for the pin at 2:05. They haven't used that finish as much lately so it's not as annoying here.
Post match Lana comes to the ring and gives Brie a Bella Buster for some of her first ever physicality.
Here's Dean Ambrose to open the second hour. He gets right to the point: this Saturday he's hijacking the car on the road to Wrestlemania by being HHH to win the title. Dean talks about all the things he's going to get to do like being on the cover of People Magazine and throwing out the first pitch at baseball games.
After Wrestlemania, HHH is going to have to buy Dean a new suit and lapel pins....which he doesn't know how to work. Actually Dean isn't going to do any of these things that come along with being WWE Champion but he loves the idea of being WWE Champion and getting to come out here and fight everyone every single night.
Cue HHH who threatens to beat Ambrose up again. Dean says he'll take another trip to the announcers' table and hold that WWE Championship up high. Dean: When I do that, you can suck it. HHH calls Roadblock a clever name that marketing came up with because Dean is at best a speed bump or a pothole. Dean wants to fight right now but HHH fights on his own time. As for tonight, Dean gets to face Bray Wyatt. That gives him a preview of Sunday where he learns that the Authority always wins.
Dolph Ziggler vs. League of Nations
Elimination rules with Del Rio as the odd man out. Barrett gets things going with the King pounding away and getting two off the Winds of Change. The knees in the ropes (which are similar to the ones Shane threw earlier tonight) set up the ten forearms from Sheamus, even though Ziggler started to fall down in the ropes. Rusev comes in for a running splash against the ropes for two. At least he isn't talking about how much he loves Summer or Lana at the time as that feud (which wasn't as bad as people made it out to be) is best forgotten.
A surprisingly good dropkick gets two for Rusev and it's back to Barrett for some forearms to the back in the corner. Sheamus comes in and slowly stomps away, followed by the knee to the ribs. Barrett charges into the running DDT and goes shoulder first into the post, setting up a superkick for the first elimination. Sheamus takes a superkick as well but Rusev breaks it up. The Brogue Kick misses but Rusev kicks Ziggler in the head, setting up the Brogue for the pin 6:39.
We look back at Shane and Vince from earlier.
Video on Shane McMahon's in-ring career.
Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks bicker about who would have won last week.
Naomi/Tamina vs. Becky Lynch/Sasha Banks
Naomi/Tamina vs. Becky Lynch/Sasha Banks
Can't they bring up Blue Pants and Deonna Purrazzo instead of making us watch these four again? Charlotte and Ric are at ringside because Flair needs a paycheck this badly. Cole talks about how we've seen this match before. At least they're just acknowledging that their matches are repetitive now. Becky gets thrown into the heel corner to start and a right hand puts her down again. Tamina misses a charge in the corner and it's off to Sasha as everything breaks down. The Bank Statement (Cole: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO MCGREGGOR!) puts Tamina away at 2:00.
Post match Charlotte comes in and beats down the winners.
R-Truth is delivering a pizza to Goldust (who thankfully was just right there when Truth came in) and asks to be his partner again. Goldust says a good partner would know that he was lactose intolerant and slams the pizza down. Mark Henry comes up and takes the pizza.
Tag Team Titles: New Day vs. AJ Styles/Chris Jericho
New Day is defending. Before the match, Big E. wants to talk about the matching tattoos they've gotten but apparently only he got the blue and purple unicorn. Of course Big E. was just joking until Jericho cuts him off and saves some face. Jericho and Styles now have Y2AJ shirts. Kofi gets sent to the floor to start and the challengers hit a nice double plancha to take us to an early break.
Back with Jericho in trouble but nailing a dropkick to Big E. An enziguri drops Kingston and there's the hot tag to AJ. The moonsault reverse DDT hits as close to seamlessly as I've ever seen but AJ springboards into the Midnight Hour for two as Chris saves. The Lionsault crushes Kofi and AJ adds the springboard 450 for two with Big E. pulling Kingston to the floor. AJ drops Big E. with a slingshot forearm but misses the backfist to Kofi.
Back to Jericho who counters Trouble in Paradise into the Walls. AJ stops Woods from making the save but gets driven hard into the barricade. Big E. gets back up for the tag so Jericho tries the Walls on him, which doesn't quite work. Instead Jericho sends Big E. into the post but the Codebreaker is countered into the Big Ending for the clean pin to retain at 11:38.
Post match AJ and Jericho get an ovation but Jericho turns heel with a Codebreaker to Styles. That might have worked better if Jericho hadn't just lost clean but at least we get a FOURTH match between these two. I mean, just a thought but maybe you shouldn't do a (potential) Wrestlemania match three times before Wrestlemania. Jericho gives him two more Codebreakers for good measure before stuffing the Y2AJ shirt in AJ's mouth.
Back from a break with Jericho complaining about the fans chanting for AJ. They can enjoy it while they can because they won't be chanting for AJ Styles anymore.
Tyler Breeze vs. Kalisto
Non-title. Breeze blasts him in the face to start as the announcers talk about Jericho. A chinlock doesn't go very far and it's the corkscrew cross body into the Salida Del Sol for the pin on Breeze at 2:17.
Big Boss Man Hall of Fame announcement. I'm so happy over this one.
Kalisto is in the back and talks about idolizing people like Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero at Wrestlemania. Cue Ryback to ask why he doesn't have a Wrestlemania match yet. Kalisto might be one of the best pound for pound wrestlers in WWE today but that's not what we're talking about here. Ryback says Kalisto has a mask just like a superhero but that's not how things work in the real world. Kalisto needs to be the US Champion on his own instead of as one half of the Lucha Dragons. Watch him do this on his own tonight. No match was made here and it felt more like a way to split up the Dragons (thank goodness).
Here are the Social Outcasts to talk about how sad it is that Ryback doesn't want to be part of a team. He can't play team dodgeball (like on Heath Slater's new show Game Night on WWE.com) or be a Ghostbuster, but above all that he can't be a Social Outcast. Tonight the Axeman cometh, which means they all start making strange noises and chopping the air with their hand.
Ryback vs. Curtis Axel
This is joined in progress after a break (because reasons) with Axel getting in his jobber offense until the Thesz press allows Ryback to slam Axel head first into the mat. A CM Punk style running knee in the corner (complete with a Go To Sleep motion) sends Axel to the floor but an Outcasts distraction lets Axel get in a cheap shot for two. Just like last week, Ryback pounds him down into near unconsciousness, setting up the Shell Shock for the pin at 2:08. Again, no reason for this to go to a break before the match.
We recap the opening again.
Stephanie comes in to see Vince and asks what happens if Shane wins.
Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt
Bray still has nothing to do at Wrestlemania but he does talk about conquering the conqueror this Saturday. Tonight he'll use Dean as an example. No Family with Bray this week. Some early elbows put Bray in trouble and Dean cranks on both legs at the same time. Dean drives in even more elbows to Bray's head in the corner until Bray runs him over with the cross body as we take a break.
Back with Bray suplexing Dean to keep control before taking him outside for a double clothesline. They get back in with Dean hammering away and trying the rebound lariat, only to have Bray take Dean's head off because he's smart enough to figure out that Dean is doing the exact same thing he always does. Dean knocks him out to the floor but the suicide dive is countered into Sister Abigail. That's countered as well so Bray Rock Bottoms him onto the barricade. Back in again and Dean scores with the rebound lariat followed by the top rope elbow, only to have the Wyatts come in for the DQ at 11:50.
Post match the Wyatts destroy Dean until HHH comes out. Bray stares at HHH and even touches the title (fans: YES!) before the Family leaves. HHH loads up the announcers' table but walks into Dirty Deeds. Dean holds up the title to end the show.
Results
Kevin Owens b. Neville Rollup with a handful of trunks
Summer Rae b. Brie Bella Rollup
League of Nations b. Dolph Ziggler Brogue Kick
Becky Lynch/Sasha Banks b. Tamina/Naomi Bank Statement to Tamina
New Day b. Chris Jericho/AJ Styles Big Ending to Jericho
Kalisto b. Tyler Breeze Salida Del Sol
Ryback b. Curtis Axel Shell Shock
Dean Ambrose b. Bray Wyatt via DQ when the Wyatt Family interfered
Tuesday
Impact Wrestling
Date: March 8, 2016
Location: Barclayard Arena, Birmingham, England
Attendance: 3,500
Commentators: Josh Matthews, D'Angelo Dinero
It's the final night of the UK tour and also the last night of Kurt Angle's TNA run. Expect to see a lot about Angle tonight as we wrap up his nearly ten year run with the company with a match against Lashley. Other than that it's hard to say what else we'll see here but I have a feeling it's going to include British wrestlers losing a lot because that's how TNA keeps the fans excited. Let's get to it.
We open with a quick video on Angle's final match.
Dixie Carter is in the ring to open things up with the roster and several backstage workers around the ring. She introduces Kurt for his big goodbye and gives him a nice speech without trying to cry. Drew Galloway says he came to TNA for several reasons, including to wrestle the best competition in the world.
Wrestling Kurt is a master class in wrestling and this is a roster that wanted to be professional wrestlers instead of football players or whatever (always get in those shots at WWE guys). Kurt says this retirement has made him better and he's the luckiest man on this planet. This brings out Lashley to say that while he respects Kurt, it's going to be a rough last night for him. Lashley thanks Angle for getting him into this business but realizes that Kurt just isn't ready for tonight.
King of the Mountain Title: Eric Young vs. Bram vs. Big Damo vs. Will Ospreay vs. Jimmy Havoc
King of the Mountain match with Young defending. This is the reverse ladder match where you have to hang the title above the ring. In order to do that though, you have to become eligible by getting a fall on someone, which also sends that someone to a penalty box for one minute. Josh explains the WAY too complicated rules and finally gets around to actually listing off the challengers. Ospreay pins Havoc with a crucifix and goes up the ladder with Young making a save. Havoc gets out and goes on top of the box for a dive to take out Damo and Bram.
Eric piledrives Havoc onto the steps and gets the easy pin to become eligible as well, sending Havoc back to the box in the process. Bram gets a pin on Damo with the Brighter Side of Suffering a few seconds later, giving us a showdown between Young and Bram over who goes up the ladder. Both guys shove each other off the ladder (allowing Josh to get in even more playing defense lines) until Ospreay dropkicks Eric off the ladder as well. Young dives off the top with a neckbreaker to put Will down and hang the title to retain at 6:44.
Jeff Hardy will be back next week to deal with Young.
We look back at Angle's debut at Genesis 2006.
Maria talks to Dixie Carter about Mike Bennett and Dixie agrees to give him a chance. Dixie isn't as wild on Maria being an asset to the Knockouts without seeing some actions.
Decay video.
Back from a break with Maria and Bennett in the ring with Mike saying this company needs him now more than ever. Angle, who ducked him, is leaving so let's just name him #1 contender already. Instead it's Drew Galloway with the Feast or Fired case to say that Bennett needs to actually win something. Bennett is ready to fight and says get Dixie but Drew punches him in the face to start a brawl. Mike is chased off by the threat of a Claymore Kick.
Another Kurt moment saw him winning the World Title at Slammiversary 2007. If nothing else this gives us the sweet tones of Don West.
The Wolves and Angle suck up to each other. Kurt passes the ankle lock on to Richards.
Knockouts Title: Jade vs. Gail Kim
Kim is defending after Jade attacked her last week. Gail jumps her to start and fires off forearms in the corner but Jade grabs her with something like an AA. That's it for her offense at the moment as Gail takes her down and puts on a Figure Four around the post. Back in and Jade grabs an Indian Deathlock with a chinlock, followed by a Fujiwara armbar. Gail avoids a missile dropkick and clotheslines her down for two (playing defense according to Josh). Eat Defeat is countered into a German suplex for another near fall. Jade tries a high cross body but Gail rolls through for the pin to retain (of course) at 6:35.
Video on Ethan Carter III vs. Rockstar Spud from last week. Carter gets a shot at Hardy next week on the live show.
Matt is livid about having to defend against Ethan again and claims a conspiracy. It doesn't matter though as he knows he can beat Ethan again.
Tag Team Titles: Wolves vs. Beer Money
The Wolves are defending in this dream match which is so important that neither team gets an entrance. Eddie takes over on Bobby to start and it's quickly off to Storm who gets taken down for some elbows to the back. Apparently there was no tag in there so Roode stays in, allowing the Wolves to kick both challengers to the floor for a double suicide dive.
Things settle down to Storm working on a waistlock on Eddie, followed by Roode slapping on a chinlock. Eddie can't get over for a tag so he settles for two off a sunset flip instead. A double hurricanrana drops both challengers and the hot tag brings in Davey as we take a break. Back with Davey putting Eddie in a leg lock and taking Davey down into an ankle lock at the same time.
Beer Money gets to the ropes and everything breaks down, leaving Storm to enziguri Eddie on the top. A hurricanrana drops Eddie to set up a top rope splash from Roode for two with Davey making the save. There's the double suplex to Eddie but he breaks up DWI. Davey goes up top but dives into Closing Time, only to land badly and tear his ACL, putting him on the shelf for six to nine months. Last Call into a spinebuster gets two on Eddie before DWI gives Beer Money the titles back at 16:14.
We see Kurt's Hall of Fame induction.
Lashley tells Drew that he's winning tonight.
We also see Mike Bennett getting in Angle's face and Kurt calling him a punk.
Here's Grado who claims he has video proof that he was cheated out of his job. Cue Eli Drake and Jesse Godderz to interrupt before the video can be played. Drake talks about Grado getting fired in a fair match and promises to beat Grado with the briefcase until Grado has no idea where he is anymore. Grado gets beaten down until Mahabali Shera comes in for a slow motion save. The villains screw up with the briefcase going off Godderz's head, allowing Grado to hit Drake with a cutter and steal the briefcase.
Kurt Angle tribute video with various people praising him.
Kurt Angle vs. Lashley
Lashley has that headband on and it's already distracting. A headlock doesn't last long so Angle throws him down with some German suplexes. There's an overhead belly to belly to send Lashley flying again but he drops Angle face first onto the turnbuckle to take over. Lashley chokes away on the ropes but Kurt comes right back with right hands and rolling German suplexes. That's fine with Lashley as he throws Kurt around even more. A bad looking Angle Slam gets two for Kurt and he hits three more German suplexes to set up an ankle lock. They're not even trying to do anything but the big spots here.
Lashley reverses into a cross armbreaker but Kurt reverses into an ankle lock. That's reversed as well and Lashley gets two off a spinebuster and spear. Another spear gets another two but Kurt avoids a third and grabs the ankle lock with a grapevine. Lashley hangs on for a long time and escapes before sidestepping a charge, setting up the third spear for the pin at 10:58.
Post match Lashley holds up Kurt's arm before punching him in the face. Of course it's a heel turn. It's ALWAYS a heel turn. Drew Galloway and Eddie Edwards come out for saves but get speared down as well. Ethan Carter III comes out for the staredown but Lashley bails before anything happens to end the show.
Results
Eric Young b. Will Ospreay, Big Damo, Bram and Jimmy Havoc Young hung the belt
Gail Kim b. Jade Kim rolled through a high cross body
Beer Money b. Wolves DWI to Edwards
Lashley b. Kurt Angle Spear
Wednesday
NXT
Date: March 9, 2016
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
It's a special show tonight as we're back at Full Sail but also getting to find out who will be facing Finn Balor in Dallas for the NXT Title at Takeover. Sami Zayn and Samoa Joe both won a triple threat match but then drew in a singles match. Therefore tonight it's a 2/3 falls match, though the result may have been spoiled with Sami appearing on Raw earlier this week. Let's get to it.
Quick video on Joe vs. Zayn.
Opening sequence.
Here's William Regal to get things going with a quick announcement: since Baron Corbin attacked Austin Aries last week, the two of them will be facing off at Takeover: Dallas. Simple and to the point again. He wraps it up by saying we'll be getting a conclusive #1 contender tonight.
Samoa Joe vs. Sami Zayn
2/3 falls and we get big match intros. Joe teases a kick to the head to start before taking him down into an armbar. Sami reverses into a wristlock and rollup for two but Joe drives him into the corner. The referee actually stops to lecture them about wanting a clean break which suggests that they have a lot of time to work with here. Joe takes him back down with a hard headlock as the announcers actually keep up with the time frame by saying Joe had Monday off while Sami was on Raw.
The headlock eats up a lot of time until Sami reverses and armdrags Joe into an armbar. La Majistral gets two for Sami but Joe lights up his chest with a chop. Another armdrag sends Joe to the floor but he's still smart enough to be out of the way before Sami can launch the dive. We take a break and come back with Joe kicking at Sami's chest to take over. Joe grabs an arm trap chinlock for a bit, followed by a running boot to the face in the corner. The fans start to get behind Sami as we're treated to his amazing selling.
Sami gets in a kick to the chest but charges into a belly to belly. More hard forearms to the head have Sami in trouble until he comes back with a hard clothesline in a rare power display. Joe's corner enziguri gets two and a backsplash is good for the same. Sami can't get a Koji Clutch so Joe plants him with a powerslam for two. Another break gets us past the twenty minute mark and we come back to see Joe hammering him down in the corner again.
Joe takes out the legs but gets sent to the floor, allowing Sami to get in a slingshot moonsault for the first really big spot. Back in and a high cross body gives Sami a rare near fall, only to have Joe turn him inside out with a clothesline. The corner Rock Bottom sets up the MuscleBuster to give Joe the first fall at 27:56.
We take another break and come back with Sami fighting out of another MuscleBuster attempt, only to have Joe ram him into the buckle a few times. Sami dropkicks him for a breather but the referee breaks it up because Joe is busted open. The distraction lets Joe go nuts with strikes to knock Sami across the ring. We get a kickout at two with some bonus yelling so Joe puts on a chinlock. Joe misses a knee drop and gets rolled up for two.
That's about it for Sami right now as Joe sends him outside and drives Sami into the steps for a long nine count. An STO on the floor gives Joe another nine count and now it's time for Sami's comeback with forearms and a suplex which takes quite a bit of muscle. Joe rolls outside for Sami's flip dive and a quick Koji Clutch ties us up at 38:37.
We take another break and come back with Sami getting two off a Blue Thunder Bomb but both guys are spent. Joe loads up what looked like a superplex but Sami sunset bombs him down for two. With Joe heading outside for a breather, Sami brings back the dive through the ropes into a tornado DDT for a long nine count. The Helluva Kick is countered into a powerbomb into a Boston crab into a crossface into a modified Rings of Saturn. Sami gets his foot on the ropes for the break as we hit 50:00.
Joe waits for Sami to get up and starts in with the strikes, including a hard set of kicks to the head. Sami is crumpled in a ball on the mat before popping to his feet. This time it's Sami putting Joe in the Koquina Clutch but Joe rolls over and puts his foot on the ropes for the break, just like Sami did earlier. The exploder suplex into the corner sets up the Helluva Kick but Joe steps aside and grabs the real Koquina Clutch, making Sami pass out for the win at 54:08.
Results
Samoa Joe b. Sami Zayn Koquina Clutch
Monday Night Raw
Date: March 7, 2016
Location: Allstate Arena, Chicago, Illinois
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
Now this could be interesting as the company is hardly on a creative roll at the moment and we're in one of the biggest smark havens in the world. We're also five days away from Roadblock which suddenly has the potential to change the entire Wrestlemania card with less than a month before the biggest show of the year. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Vince vowing to renounce Shane as his son after Wrestlemania. I still have no idea why this is supposed to be interesting or a major plot point as the McMahons are always arguing.
Here's Shane to get things going. Shane sucks up to the Chicago crowd and it's clear that they're excited to see him. He was watching Raw last week and heard what Undertaker was saying about his match. Shane respects Undertaker completely but he wasn't surprised by what Vine said about him after the fact. Vince has lost touch with both his reality and his grandsons but Shane is ready to stop it all. At Wrestlemania, he stops all the backstage politics and all the authority. Shane is tired of seeing all the talent being held back with no breaks and all the breaks given to people with no talent.
The gong goes off but it's a strutting Vince instead. Vince laughs at the fans for not being happy to see him so the CM PUNK chants start up. The boss lets it die off and talks about how Stephanie is getting everything. Earlier today Vince was looking at a picture of Shane at his first wrestling show and of course we get to see it on the screen. Vince pulls the actual photo from somewhere and crushes the frame like he'll do at Wrestlemania.
After Shane loses, Vince will be able to wrap his arms around his grandsons and prove to them that their family isn't a bunch of losers because his greatest creation is going to destroy his greatest failure. Vince sends out the security but Shane actually beats them up to a HUGE ovation, most of which isn't deserved.
The segment was better than most of anything we saw last week but I'm still really not sure what the heck they're fighting about. Thankfully they've seemed to drop the whole lockbox concept which wasn't working to say the least but Shane having a proxy would work better as an idea.
Kevin Owens vs. Neville
Non-title so look for another upset. Owens drives him into the corner to start and stomps away, meaning he survives longer than he did against Neville a few weeks back. Kevin: Come on mate! Neville comes back with kicks to send Owens to the floor but misses a dive, allowing Kevin to send him into the steps as we take a break. Back with Neville fighting out of a chinlock, only to be flipped over with a German suplex.
The Cannonball is countered with a nice enziguri to knock Owens to the floor, setting up a great looking shooting star off the top to the outside. The fans REALLY like that one but don't care as much for the standing shooting star press for two back inside. Neville charges into a boot to the face but rolls away from a springboard moonsault. A superkick sets up the middle rope Phoenix Splash for a very, very close two. Thankfully Neville stays on him but Owens grabs a rollup with the trunks for the pin at 10:25.
Post match Owens loads up the apron powerbomb but SAMI ZAYN runs in and cleans house, likely setting up a big Intercontinental Title match at Wrestlemania.
Video from the Rock saying Wrestlemania is free for new WWE Network subscribers.
Long recap of HHH and Ambrose from last week.
Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder (with a beard) are in the back when Stephanie comes up. Stephanie thanks Ziggler for taking down a tweet about the Authority earlier today but Dolph mentions taking down the Authority a few years back. Stephanie doesn't remember that and reminds Ziggler that she's his boss. As if we could forget as that's pretty much her whole character. Stephanie likes these flashbacks and gives Ziggler an elimination tag against three members of the League of Nations. Oh and Ziggler won't have any partners.
Brie Bella vs. Summer Rae
Total Divas match, meaning we get a clip from tomorrow's show with Nikki telling Brie how to live. Summer takes her down to start but Brie comes right back with the YES Kicks and a horrible looking BRIE MODE knee. Brie misses a middle rope cross body but here's Lana for a distraction, allowing Summer to grab a rollup for the pin at 2:05. They haven't used that finish as much lately so it's not as annoying here.
Post match Lana comes to the ring and gives Brie a Bella Buster for some of her first ever physicality.
Here's Dean Ambrose to open the second hour. He gets right to the point: this Saturday he's hijacking the car on the road to Wrestlemania by being HHH to win the title. Dean talks about all the things he's going to get to do like being on the cover of People Magazine and throwing out the first pitch at baseball games.
After Wrestlemania, HHH is going to have to buy Dean a new suit and lapel pins....which he doesn't know how to work. Actually Dean isn't going to do any of these things that come along with being WWE Champion but he loves the idea of being WWE Champion and getting to come out here and fight everyone every single night.
Cue HHH who threatens to beat Ambrose up again. Dean says he'll take another trip to the announcers' table and hold that WWE Championship up high. Dean: When I do that, you can suck it. HHH calls Roadblock a clever name that marketing came up with because Dean is at best a speed bump or a pothole. Dean wants to fight right now but HHH fights on his own time. As for tonight, Dean gets to face Bray Wyatt. That gives him a preview of Sunday where he learns that the Authority always wins.
Dolph Ziggler vs. League of Nations
Elimination rules with Del Rio as the odd man out. Barrett gets things going with the King pounding away and getting two off the Winds of Change. The knees in the ropes (which are similar to the ones Shane threw earlier tonight) set up the ten forearms from Sheamus, even though Ziggler started to fall down in the ropes. Rusev comes in for a running splash against the ropes for two. At least he isn't talking about how much he loves Summer or Lana at the time as that feud (which wasn't as bad as people made it out to be) is best forgotten.
A surprisingly good dropkick gets two for Rusev and it's back to Barrett for some forearms to the back in the corner. Sheamus comes in and slowly stomps away, followed by the knee to the ribs. Barrett charges into the running DDT and goes shoulder first into the post, setting up a superkick for the first elimination. Sheamus takes a superkick as well but Rusev breaks it up. The Brogue Kick misses but Rusev kicks Ziggler in the head, setting up the Brogue for the pin 6:39.
We look back at Shane and Vince from earlier.
Video on Shane McMahon's in-ring career.
Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks bicker about who would have won last week.
Naomi/Tamina vs. Becky Lynch/Sasha Banks
Naomi/Tamina vs. Becky Lynch/Sasha Banks
Can't they bring up Blue Pants and Deonna Purrazzo instead of making us watch these four again? Charlotte and Ric are at ringside because Flair needs a paycheck this badly. Cole talks about how we've seen this match before. At least they're just acknowledging that their matches are repetitive now. Becky gets thrown into the heel corner to start and a right hand puts her down again. Tamina misses a charge in the corner and it's off to Sasha as everything breaks down. The Bank Statement (Cole: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO MCGREGGOR!) puts Tamina away at 2:00.
Post match Charlotte comes in and beats down the winners.
R-Truth is delivering a pizza to Goldust (who thankfully was just right there when Truth came in) and asks to be his partner again. Goldust says a good partner would know that he was lactose intolerant and slams the pizza down. Mark Henry comes up and takes the pizza.
Tag Team Titles: New Day vs. AJ Styles/Chris Jericho
New Day is defending. Before the match, Big E. wants to talk about the matching tattoos they've gotten but apparently only he got the blue and purple unicorn. Of course Big E. was just joking until Jericho cuts him off and saves some face. Jericho and Styles now have Y2AJ shirts. Kofi gets sent to the floor to start and the challengers hit a nice double plancha to take us to an early break.
Back with Jericho in trouble but nailing a dropkick to Big E. An enziguri drops Kingston and there's the hot tag to AJ. The moonsault reverse DDT hits as close to seamlessly as I've ever seen but AJ springboards into the Midnight Hour for two as Chris saves. The Lionsault crushes Kofi and AJ adds the springboard 450 for two with Big E. pulling Kingston to the floor. AJ drops Big E. with a slingshot forearm but misses the backfist to Kofi.
Back to Jericho who counters Trouble in Paradise into the Walls. AJ stops Woods from making the save but gets driven hard into the barricade. Big E. gets back up for the tag so Jericho tries the Walls on him, which doesn't quite work. Instead Jericho sends Big E. into the post but the Codebreaker is countered into the Big Ending for the clean pin to retain at 11:38.
Post match AJ and Jericho get an ovation but Jericho turns heel with a Codebreaker to Styles. That might have worked better if Jericho hadn't just lost clean but at least we get a FOURTH match between these two. I mean, just a thought but maybe you shouldn't do a (potential) Wrestlemania match three times before Wrestlemania. Jericho gives him two more Codebreakers for good measure before stuffing the Y2AJ shirt in AJ's mouth.
Back from a break with Jericho complaining about the fans chanting for AJ. They can enjoy it while they can because they won't be chanting for AJ Styles anymore.
Tyler Breeze vs. Kalisto
Non-title. Breeze blasts him in the face to start as the announcers talk about Jericho. A chinlock doesn't go very far and it's the corkscrew cross body into the Salida Del Sol for the pin on Breeze at 2:17.
Big Boss Man Hall of Fame announcement. I'm so happy over this one.
Kalisto is in the back and talks about idolizing people like Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero at Wrestlemania. Cue Ryback to ask why he doesn't have a Wrestlemania match yet. Kalisto might be one of the best pound for pound wrestlers in WWE today but that's not what we're talking about here. Ryback says Kalisto has a mask just like a superhero but that's not how things work in the real world. Kalisto needs to be the US Champion on his own instead of as one half of the Lucha Dragons. Watch him do this on his own tonight. No match was made here and it felt more like a way to split up the Dragons (thank goodness).
Here are the Social Outcasts to talk about how sad it is that Ryback doesn't want to be part of a team. He can't play team dodgeball (like on Heath Slater's new show Game Night on WWE.com) or be a Ghostbuster, but above all that he can't be a Social Outcast. Tonight the Axeman cometh, which means they all start making strange noises and chopping the air with their hand.
Ryback vs. Curtis Axel
This is joined in progress after a break (because reasons) with Axel getting in his jobber offense until the Thesz press allows Ryback to slam Axel head first into the mat. A CM Punk style running knee in the corner (complete with a Go To Sleep motion) sends Axel to the floor but an Outcasts distraction lets Axel get in a cheap shot for two. Just like last week, Ryback pounds him down into near unconsciousness, setting up the Shell Shock for the pin at 2:08. Again, no reason for this to go to a break before the match.
We recap the opening again.
Stephanie comes in to see Vince and asks what happens if Shane wins.
Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt
Bray still has nothing to do at Wrestlemania but he does talk about conquering the conqueror this Saturday. Tonight he'll use Dean as an example. No Family with Bray this week. Some early elbows put Bray in trouble and Dean cranks on both legs at the same time. Dean drives in even more elbows to Bray's head in the corner until Bray runs him over with the cross body as we take a break.
Back with Bray suplexing Dean to keep control before taking him outside for a double clothesline. They get back in with Dean hammering away and trying the rebound lariat, only to have Bray take Dean's head off because he's smart enough to figure out that Dean is doing the exact same thing he always does. Dean knocks him out to the floor but the suicide dive is countered into Sister Abigail. That's countered as well so Bray Rock Bottoms him onto the barricade. Back in again and Dean scores with the rebound lariat followed by the top rope elbow, only to have the Wyatts come in for the DQ at 11:50.
Post match the Wyatts destroy Dean until HHH comes out. Bray stares at HHH and even touches the title (fans: YES!) before the Family leaves. HHH loads up the announcers' table but walks into Dirty Deeds. Dean holds up the title to end the show.
Results
Kevin Owens b. Neville Rollup with a handful of trunks
Summer Rae b. Brie Bella Rollup
League of Nations b. Dolph Ziggler Brogue Kick
Becky Lynch/Sasha Banks b. Tamina/Naomi Bank Statement to Tamina
New Day b. Chris Jericho/AJ Styles Big Ending to Jericho
Kalisto b. Tyler Breeze Salida Del Sol
Ryback b. Curtis Axel Shell Shock
Dean Ambrose b. Bray Wyatt via DQ when the Wyatt Family interfered
Tuesday
Impact Wrestling
Date: March 8, 2016
Location: Barclayard Arena, Birmingham, England
Attendance: 3,500
Commentators: Josh Matthews, D'Angelo Dinero
It's the final night of the UK tour and also the last night of Kurt Angle's TNA run. Expect to see a lot about Angle tonight as we wrap up his nearly ten year run with the company with a match against Lashley. Other than that it's hard to say what else we'll see here but I have a feeling it's going to include British wrestlers losing a lot because that's how TNA keeps the fans excited. Let's get to it.
We open with a quick video on Angle's final match.
Dixie Carter is in the ring to open things up with the roster and several backstage workers around the ring. She introduces Kurt for his big goodbye and gives him a nice speech without trying to cry. Drew Galloway says he came to TNA for several reasons, including to wrestle the best competition in the world.
Wrestling Kurt is a master class in wrestling and this is a roster that wanted to be professional wrestlers instead of football players or whatever (always get in those shots at WWE guys). Kurt says this retirement has made him better and he's the luckiest man on this planet. This brings out Lashley to say that while he respects Kurt, it's going to be a rough last night for him. Lashley thanks Angle for getting him into this business but realizes that Kurt just isn't ready for tonight.
King of the Mountain Title: Eric Young vs. Bram vs. Big Damo vs. Will Ospreay vs. Jimmy Havoc
King of the Mountain match with Young defending. This is the reverse ladder match where you have to hang the title above the ring. In order to do that though, you have to become eligible by getting a fall on someone, which also sends that someone to a penalty box for one minute. Josh explains the WAY too complicated rules and finally gets around to actually listing off the challengers. Ospreay pins Havoc with a crucifix and goes up the ladder with Young making a save. Havoc gets out and goes on top of the box for a dive to take out Damo and Bram.
Eric piledrives Havoc onto the steps and gets the easy pin to become eligible as well, sending Havoc back to the box in the process. Bram gets a pin on Damo with the Brighter Side of Suffering a few seconds later, giving us a showdown between Young and Bram over who goes up the ladder. Both guys shove each other off the ladder (allowing Josh to get in even more playing defense lines) until Ospreay dropkicks Eric off the ladder as well. Young dives off the top with a neckbreaker to put Will down and hang the title to retain at 6:44.
Jeff Hardy will be back next week to deal with Young.
We look back at Angle's debut at Genesis 2006.
Maria talks to Dixie Carter about Mike Bennett and Dixie agrees to give him a chance. Dixie isn't as wild on Maria being an asset to the Knockouts without seeing some actions.
Decay video.
Back from a break with Maria and Bennett in the ring with Mike saying this company needs him now more than ever. Angle, who ducked him, is leaving so let's just name him #1 contender already. Instead it's Drew Galloway with the Feast or Fired case to say that Bennett needs to actually win something. Bennett is ready to fight and says get Dixie but Drew punches him in the face to start a brawl. Mike is chased off by the threat of a Claymore Kick.
Another Kurt moment saw him winning the World Title at Slammiversary 2007. If nothing else this gives us the sweet tones of Don West.
The Wolves and Angle suck up to each other. Kurt passes the ankle lock on to Richards.
Knockouts Title: Jade vs. Gail Kim
Kim is defending after Jade attacked her last week. Gail jumps her to start and fires off forearms in the corner but Jade grabs her with something like an AA. That's it for her offense at the moment as Gail takes her down and puts on a Figure Four around the post. Back in and Jade grabs an Indian Deathlock with a chinlock, followed by a Fujiwara armbar. Gail avoids a missile dropkick and clotheslines her down for two (playing defense according to Josh). Eat Defeat is countered into a German suplex for another near fall. Jade tries a high cross body but Gail rolls through for the pin to retain (of course) at 6:35.
Video on Ethan Carter III vs. Rockstar Spud from last week. Carter gets a shot at Hardy next week on the live show.
Matt is livid about having to defend against Ethan again and claims a conspiracy. It doesn't matter though as he knows he can beat Ethan again.
Tag Team Titles: Wolves vs. Beer Money
The Wolves are defending in this dream match which is so important that neither team gets an entrance. Eddie takes over on Bobby to start and it's quickly off to Storm who gets taken down for some elbows to the back. Apparently there was no tag in there so Roode stays in, allowing the Wolves to kick both challengers to the floor for a double suicide dive.
Things settle down to Storm working on a waistlock on Eddie, followed by Roode slapping on a chinlock. Eddie can't get over for a tag so he settles for two off a sunset flip instead. A double hurricanrana drops both challengers and the hot tag brings in Davey as we take a break. Back with Davey putting Eddie in a leg lock and taking Davey down into an ankle lock at the same time.
Beer Money gets to the ropes and everything breaks down, leaving Storm to enziguri Eddie on the top. A hurricanrana drops Eddie to set up a top rope splash from Roode for two with Davey making the save. There's the double suplex to Eddie but he breaks up DWI. Davey goes up top but dives into Closing Time, only to land badly and tear his ACL, putting him on the shelf for six to nine months. Last Call into a spinebuster gets two on Eddie before DWI gives Beer Money the titles back at 16:14.
We see Kurt's Hall of Fame induction.
Lashley tells Drew that he's winning tonight.
We also see Mike Bennett getting in Angle's face and Kurt calling him a punk.
Here's Grado who claims he has video proof that he was cheated out of his job. Cue Eli Drake and Jesse Godderz to interrupt before the video can be played. Drake talks about Grado getting fired in a fair match and promises to beat Grado with the briefcase until Grado has no idea where he is anymore. Grado gets beaten down until Mahabali Shera comes in for a slow motion save. The villains screw up with the briefcase going off Godderz's head, allowing Grado to hit Drake with a cutter and steal the briefcase.
Kurt Angle tribute video with various people praising him.
Kurt Angle vs. Lashley
Lashley has that headband on and it's already distracting. A headlock doesn't last long so Angle throws him down with some German suplexes. There's an overhead belly to belly to send Lashley flying again but he drops Angle face first onto the turnbuckle to take over. Lashley chokes away on the ropes but Kurt comes right back with right hands and rolling German suplexes. That's fine with Lashley as he throws Kurt around even more. A bad looking Angle Slam gets two for Kurt and he hits three more German suplexes to set up an ankle lock. They're not even trying to do anything but the big spots here.
Lashley reverses into a cross armbreaker but Kurt reverses into an ankle lock. That's reversed as well and Lashley gets two off a spinebuster and spear. Another spear gets another two but Kurt avoids a third and grabs the ankle lock with a grapevine. Lashley hangs on for a long time and escapes before sidestepping a charge, setting up the third spear for the pin at 10:58.
Post match Lashley holds up Kurt's arm before punching him in the face. Of course it's a heel turn. It's ALWAYS a heel turn. Drew Galloway and Eddie Edwards come out for saves but get speared down as well. Ethan Carter III comes out for the staredown but Lashley bails before anything happens to end the show.
Results
Eric Young b. Will Ospreay, Big Damo, Bram and Jimmy Havoc Young hung the belt
Gail Kim b. Jade Kim rolled through a high cross body
Beer Money b. Wolves DWI to Edwards
Lashley b. Kurt Angle Spear
Wednesday
NXT
Date: March 9, 2016
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
It's a special show tonight as we're back at Full Sail but also getting to find out who will be facing Finn Balor in Dallas for the NXT Title at Takeover. Sami Zayn and Samoa Joe both won a triple threat match but then drew in a singles match. Therefore tonight it's a 2/3 falls match, though the result may have been spoiled with Sami appearing on Raw earlier this week. Let's get to it.
Quick video on Joe vs. Zayn.
Opening sequence.
Here's William Regal to get things going with a quick announcement: since Baron Corbin attacked Austin Aries last week, the two of them will be facing off at Takeover: Dallas. Simple and to the point again. He wraps it up by saying we'll be getting a conclusive #1 contender tonight.
Samoa Joe vs. Sami Zayn
2/3 falls and we get big match intros. Joe teases a kick to the head to start before taking him down into an armbar. Sami reverses into a wristlock and rollup for two but Joe drives him into the corner. The referee actually stops to lecture them about wanting a clean break which suggests that they have a lot of time to work with here. Joe takes him back down with a hard headlock as the announcers actually keep up with the time frame by saying Joe had Monday off while Sami was on Raw.
The headlock eats up a lot of time until Sami reverses and armdrags Joe into an armbar. La Majistral gets two for Sami but Joe lights up his chest with a chop. Another armdrag sends Joe to the floor but he's still smart enough to be out of the way before Sami can launch the dive. We take a break and come back with Joe kicking at Sami's chest to take over. Joe grabs an arm trap chinlock for a bit, followed by a running boot to the face in the corner. The fans start to get behind Sami as we're treated to his amazing selling.
Sami gets in a kick to the chest but charges into a belly to belly. More hard forearms to the head have Sami in trouble until he comes back with a hard clothesline in a rare power display. Joe's corner enziguri gets two and a backsplash is good for the same. Sami can't get a Koji Clutch so Joe plants him with a powerslam for two. Another break gets us past the twenty minute mark and we come back to see Joe hammering him down in the corner again.
Joe takes out the legs but gets sent to the floor, allowing Sami to get in a slingshot moonsault for the first really big spot. Back in and a high cross body gives Sami a rare near fall, only to have Joe turn him inside out with a clothesline. The corner Rock Bottom sets up the MuscleBuster to give Joe the first fall at 27:56.
We take another break and come back with Sami fighting out of another MuscleBuster attempt, only to have Joe ram him into the buckle a few times. Sami dropkicks him for a breather but the referee breaks it up because Joe is busted open. The distraction lets Joe go nuts with strikes to knock Sami across the ring. We get a kickout at two with some bonus yelling so Joe puts on a chinlock. Joe misses a knee drop and gets rolled up for two.
That's about it for Sami right now as Joe sends him outside and drives Sami into the steps for a long nine count. An STO on the floor gives Joe another nine count and now it's time for Sami's comeback with forearms and a suplex which takes quite a bit of muscle. Joe rolls outside for Sami's flip dive and a quick Koji Clutch ties us up at 38:37.
We take another break and come back with Sami getting two off a Blue Thunder Bomb but both guys are spent. Joe loads up what looked like a superplex but Sami sunset bombs him down for two. With Joe heading outside for a breather, Sami brings back the dive through the ropes into a tornado DDT for a long nine count. The Helluva Kick is countered into a powerbomb into a Boston crab into a crossface into a modified Rings of Saturn. Sami gets his foot on the ropes for the break as we hit 50:00.
Joe waits for Sami to get up and starts in with the strikes, including a hard set of kicks to the head. Sami is crumpled in a ball on the mat before popping to his feet. This time it's Sami putting Joe in the Koquina Clutch but Joe rolls over and puts his foot on the ropes for the break, just like Sami did earlier. The exploder suplex into the corner sets up the Helluva Kick but Joe steps aside and grabs the real Koquina Clutch, making Sami pass out for the win at 54:08.
Results
Samoa Joe b. Sami Zayn Koquina Clutch