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Monday
Monday Night Raw
Date: March 28, 2016
Location: Barclays Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Byron Saxton
It's the final Raw before Wrestlemania and things are almost entirely set in stone. The big question is whether or not anything major happens between now and Sunday, as there's still time for some big moves before we get into Dallas. There's always a chance that it could happen but the go home Raw's have been uneventful at times. Let's get to it.
Here's the Undertaker, who Cole calls the greatest of all time, to open things up. He gets right to the point (thankfully) and says that Shane's blood will be on Vince's hands, but Vince's blood may be on Undertaker's hands. This will NOT be his last Wrestlemania because the Cell is his house.
Cue Shane to say that Undertaker is fighting to not lose while he's fighting to win. Shane is the agent of change that WWE has needed for a long time and no matter what happens, Shane will crawl down the aisle and stand in the middle of the ring to usher in a new era. Undertaker brings up legacies and Shane comes to the ring to get in his face. This talk doesn't worry him because Undertaker's legacy died two years ago at Wrestlemania.
Undertaker doesn't want to hear about this because Shane has belonged to his father since the day he was born. That sets Shane off for his now standard offensive flurry, which still has no effect. They head outside with Shane escaping a Last Ride through the table and hitting Undertaker in the head (hands) with a monitor. Shane goes to the top for the top rope elbow which barely grazes Undertaker's arm. However, since the New York fans are the smarkiest of smarky fans in the world, which translates to we'll cheer ANYTHING, it's called awesome, despite being borderline sad. Shane leaves and Undertaker sits up.
Chris Jericho vs. Zack Ryder
This is fallout from Jericho ripping into Ryder for being a loser on the pre-show. Before the match, here's AJ Styles to interrupt. AJ still wants to face Jericho at Wrestlemania because that still hasn't been booked for some reason. Ryder gets in a quick rollup for two to start but Jericho sends him to the floor. Jericho charges into the knees in the corner and Ryder's middle rope dropkick puts Jericho in the corner. The Broski Boot is blocked by a Walls attempt but AJ starts a chant to make fun of Jericho, setting up a quick small package to give Ryder the pin at 1:55.
Jericho IMMEDIATELY hits a Codebreaker after the match to keep Ryder in his place. We get an old WCW style tantrum and Jericho agrees to the match.
Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch
Non-title and Sasha Banks is on commentary. They trade armdrags to start with Charlotte getting the better of it as we take an early break. Back with Becky running Charlotte over and Sasha getting to her feet. The distraction lets Ric trip Becky, setting up a big boot and Natural Selection to give Charlotte the pin at 6:28. Too much in the break to rate but Becky continues to look weak going into the title match.
Vince is in the back to say that he agrees the Cell is Undertaker's yard but Shane wants the yard, the house and the whole WWE Universe. Shane comes in to say yell at Vince for thinking he's the only one that can run Raw. This Sunday, Shane is letting out 40 years of frustration and taking the company from Vince, just like he took it from his dad.
Social Outcasts vs. Kane/Big Show
Barely a match as the Outcasts all come in for the DQ at 32 seconds.
The ring fills up with midcarders in the battle royal for the big brawl. Mark Henry, Kane and Big Show are left alone with Mark taking a double chokeslam. The Outcasts are chokeslammed at the same time.
We look back at Reigns attacking HHH and Stephanie last week.
Here are HHH and Stephanie, the former of which was announced as being on the way to the arena before the break. Stephanie orders all of us to get on our feet and show respect to the champ. HHH talks about how the largest crowd in history will be in Dallas this Sunday to see Reigns fall. It is the dream of every athlete to walk out on that stage and the dream of everyone here in this arena.
However, that's never going to happen because they just don't have the ability. Roman Reigns has that ability because he's a one in a million talent but this Sunday he's going to lose it all. We get a nice rant about how HHH's obsession with this business and how it's lead him to dominate this title for twenty years (not quite). That has allowed him to put on a suit and really run this business, only to have Reigns powerbomb him through that announce table four months ago.
All that did was reignite the fire in him though because maybe people had forgotten who he was. Now it's time for HHH to become the old Game again and destroy Reigns once and for all. Stephanie screeches for a bit and here's Reigns to a lot of booing. Thankfully he doesn't say anything stupid but clears the ring, only to be booed even more.
The thing to remember here is this isn't a response to what Reigns has been doing for the last month but rather to what he's been doing for the last year and a half. The fans aren't going to forget all the stupid promos and illogical booking that we've been subjected to. This has been a good final push for Reigns and things could get better in the future but Wrestlemania is looking like a wash at this point.
Stephanie and HHH promise to fix things.
Here's New Day for a match but first of all they need to plug BootyO's, the official cereal of Wrestlemania. They also question why the League of Nations doesn't have their own cereal, with the theory being because it would suck. The fans LOVE New Day here, especially when Big E. praises New York pizza.
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
Kingston starts fast and sends Del Rio outside for a quick concert. Back in and a charge misses, allowing Del Rio to hit his reverse superplex for two as we take a break. Kingston is still in trouble when we come back with Del Rio getting two more off a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. The top rope double stomp misses for Alberto and the SOS gets two. Kofi misses in the corner again and a quick double stomp puts Kofi down. No cover though as Del Rio would rather shout and pose, allowing the armbreaker to be countered into a rollup for the pin at 7:40.
Post match THE COACH, as in Jonathan Coachman from ESPN, makes a surprise appearance to announce that SportsCenter will be covering Wrestlemania all day. He even dances a bit for fun.
We recap the opening brawl.
Roman Reigns is in the back for an interview when the Dudley Boys interrupt. Yeah because two people from NEW YORK are going to get Reigns cheered. HHH comes in for the sneak attack and Reigns is destroyed.
Konor vs. Kalisto
Non-title. Konor gets in an early headlock but Kalist ospeeds things up with his kicks, followed by a dropkick to Viktor. A quick springboard Salida Del Sol puts Konor away at 1:49.
Post match Ryback comes out for a staredown.
Here are Heyman and Lesnar for the hard sell. Heyman talks about being the advocate for the baddest beast on the planet today before hyping us on the fact that we're six days away. This year people have a once in a lifetime chance to see an athlete at the top of his game in Brock Lesnar. That's why they've been looking for the right lunatic to take on Lesnar at Wrestlemania XXXII and Dean Ambrose happens to be smarter than he's given credit for.
Dean has the opportunity to take some weapons and try to survive a no holds barred street fight against Brock Lesnar, which is the good news for Ambrose. However, the bad news is that he has a no holds barred street fight with BROCK LESNAR. Cue Dean with a wagon, which he fills with various toys from under the ring. Why he didn't have those in there in the first place isn't clear but he finds the barbed wire baseball bat and the chainsaw. After filling up the wagon, Dean leaves without even looking at Brock.
Paige vs. Emma
This is a preview match for the Total Divas (Paige/Alicia Fox/Brie Bella/Natalya) vs. what seems to be called Team Bad and Blonde (Lana/Naomi/Tamina/Summer Rae/Emma) for Sunday. Emma dropkicks Paige down to start and gets one off the former Emma Sandwich. The THIS IS MY HOUSE clothesline gets two for Paige but the other women get in an argument at ringside, allowing Lana to come in for a cheap shot to give Emma the pin at 2:53.
Post match the Total Divas get beaten down until Eva Marie of all people comes out for the save. The fans boo her almost as bad as Reigns but the rest of the Total Divas don't seem impressed.
R-Truth comes up to Goldust and says it's every man for himself in the battle royal. Goldust doesn't care because they're not a team.
Snoop Dogg is being inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Sami Zayn/Sin Cara/Dolph Ziggler vs. Kevin Owens/Stardust/The Miz
The fans are WAY behind Sami as he starts with Miz. The arm work sets up a tag off to Owens but he tags out to Stardust instead. Off to Ziggler (in a shirt for some reason) to hold Stardust down with a front facelock (notice that they're being VERY safe this week) before superkicking Miz off the apron to take us to a break.
Back with Sin Cara coming in off the ropes for an elbow to Stardust's shoulder. The fans chant for Byron Saxton and then JBL as Stardust clotheslines Sin out of the air. Owens makes Stardust tag Miz as the CM Punk chants break out. Sami comes in to draw an OLE chant (at least it's about the match now) and gets stomped down by Stardust. That's enough of the heels in control as it's off to Ziggler for a lukewarm reaction. Miz gets in a cheap shot from the apron as Owens still won't come in. Ziggler gets stomped down even more and we take a second break.
Back again with Ziggler still in trouble as Miz puts on a chinlock. Now it turns into a NEW DAY ROCKS chant because the smart fans are surprised that a go home show doesn't have the most exciting action. Ziggler sends Stardust into the post and gives Miz the Fameasser, setting up the hot tag to Sami. Everything breaks down and Cara makes a blind tag, allowing Sami to dive onto Owens.
Cara's high cross body gets two on Stardust but the Swanton hits knees. Sami comes in again but walks into the Skull Crushing Finale which sets off the Parade of Finishers, capped off by a big Cara moonsault to Stardust. Now Owens comes in but the Pop Up Powerbomb is countered with a dropkick. Miz and Stardust want nothing to do with Owens now (makes perfect sense), allowing the tornado DDT and Helluva Kick to put Kevin away at 21:22.
Usos vs. Dudley Boyz and the Divas tag are now on the USA portion of the pre-show. No word on where the battle royal will air.
Here's the Authority to wrap things up. Stephanie talks about how Reigns is going to fall and promises that there will be no new leadership next week. It's about time they acknowledged this for a change. HHH doesn't want to hear about him attacking Reigns from behind because there's too much at stake. This brings out Reigns for another brawl with Reigns getting the better of it until a bunch of guys (the League, Dudley Boyz and Stardust) come out to pull him off. This brings out some good guys and it's a big brawl. They're finally separated but Reigns does a big dive over the ropes to take out the pile to end the show.
Results
Zack Ryder b. Chris Jericho Rollup
Charlotte b. Becky Lynch Natural Selection
Kane/Big Show b. Social Outcasts via DQ when all four Outcasts were in the ring at once
Kofi Kingston b. Alberto Del Rio Small package
Kalisto b. Konor Salida Del Sol
Emma b. Paige Pin after a kick from Lana
Sami Zayn/Dolph Ziggler/Sin Cara b. Kevin Owens/The Miz/Stardust Helluva Kick to Owens
Tuesday
Impact Wrestling
Date: March 29, 2016
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Josh Matthews, Drew Galloway
It's a big night this week as we have Jeff Hardy getting a World Title shot against champion Drew Galloway. On top of that we'll probably be looking at the fallout from last week's big gauntlet match, as well as maybe having the Knockouts Title match between Gail Kim and Jade. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's gauntlet match with Jeff Hardy eliminating his brother Matt for the win.
Here's the Matt Hardy Brand to open things up. As expected, Matt is livid about losing the match last week and calls it an injustice. He wants and demands a title shot tonight because Jeff doesn't deserve one. This brings out Maria and Mike Bennett with the latter talking about how he deserves the title shot because no one wants to see Matt as champion again.
Maria and Reby almost get into it before the guys talk about their lack of respect for each other. Before any punches can be thrown though, here's Ethan Carter III to interrupt. Ethan pitches a show about the Matt Hardy Brand being the Three Stooges before praying for Mike Bennett's career. That's enough for Mike as he yells at Ethan, only to have Matt cut them off and challenge Ethan to a fight against the entire Matt Hardy Brand, including Reby. Ethan says game on.
Ethan Carter III vs. Matt Hardy Brand
Tyrus throws Ethan around to start and it's quickly off to Spud, who crawls away at the first threat of violence. It's back to Tyrus who breaks up some right hands in the corner with a nice hot shot. Spud and Tyrus take turns on Carter with Matt coming in for a few cheap shots in the vein of Bobby Heenan. Carter finally fights back against Matt but has to deal with Tyrus instead of hitting the 1%er. Spud gets caught in a cobra clutch, which draws in Bennett for the DQ at 6:28.
Post match the Brand beats Carter down until Beer Money comes out to clear the ring. They heard a fight going on and would love to get in on that so let's make this a six man tag.
Matt Hardy/Tyrus/Mike Bennett vs. Ethan Carter III/Beer Money
This is joined in progress with Storm working over Bennett until Tyrus pulls James off the apron. Tyrus starts working on the ribs and goes simple by burying the point of his elbow into James' back. James tries to bite the hand to escape and takes Bennett down for the hot tag to Roode. Bobby starts cleaning house as everything breaks down with Carter chasing Bennett and Maria up the ramp, leaving Storm to Last Call Tyrus. Both heels get suplexed but Tyrus gets in a heart punch, setting up the Twist of Fate to put Roode away at 6:07.
Gail Kim isn't happy with what Maria pulled last week so tonight it's Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky for the #1 contendership. I guess Jade lost the shot?
The BroMans can't believe they're back together when Eli Drake comes in to laugh at them. Jesse says he has an idea.
Velvet Sky vs. Madison Rayne
#1 contenders match. Velvet puts on a headlock to start and Madison gets annoyed, causing things to get a bit heated. A clothesline gets two on Sky but some Skylines (I've heard worse) put Rayne in trouble, followed by a bulldog for two. Not that it matters as a quick jackknife rollup gives Rayne the pin at 3:35.
Velvet raises her hand post match.
Drew Galloway talks about needing to do something special to beat Jeff Hardy tonight.
Pope gets in the ring with something to say. People have been noticing that he's been getting more physical lately because Pope has to be the man that he is inside. A few weeks ago he stood up for his announce partner and Lashley doesn't seem cool with that. Cue Lashley who tells Pope to apologize and go sit down because he's not a man anymore.
Pope talks about getting into this business at the same time as Lashley, which means he wants to fight right now. Lashley gets in and the brawl is on with referees not being able to hold them back. Pope sidesteps a spear and Lashley goes to the floor, allowing Pope to hit a BIG dive off the top. Security still can't break them up so we cut away. I'm not a Pope fan by any stretch but this was really good.
Another video on last week's gauntlet.
Jeff Hardy is used to being the underdog.
Matt Hardy hates the main event.
Jeremy Borash has taken over for Pope on commentary.
Here are Eric Young and Bram with Eric talking about how awesome he is and blaming Bram for the elimination last week. Everyone wants to be him so he's watching Jeff win the World Title tonight so he can take it away from him later. Cue the BroMans for our third unannounced match of the night.
BroMans vs. Bram/Eric Young
The BroMans clean house to start until Bram stomps Robbie down in the corner to take over. The beating doesn't last long though as Jesse gets the hot tag and starts to clean house. Bram holds Eric but eats a right hand from his partner. Jesse knocks Eric into Bram and it's the BroDown to put Young away at 4:28.
Grado and Mahabali Shera are ready for the celebration (and dancing) when Al Snow jumps them and breaks Grado's arm. Yes, AL SNOW is now getting a feud. That's how bad things have gotten.
Here are Trevor Lee and Gregory Helms to call out Eddie Edwards. Helms praises the Wolves for being amazing and revolutionary but thinks it's time for his in ring debut. He's been a champion around the world and beaten some of the best of all time so how about they get together and win the Tag Team Titles? Eddie has a week to make his decision.
Pope wants to fight Lashley with no rules next week.
TNA World Title: Drew Galloway vs. Jeff Hardy
Hardy is challenging and gets a headlock takeover out of the corner to take over early. Drew comes back with an overhead belly to belly and Hardy is already in trouble. The champ is sent outside for a dive from Hardy and we take a break. Back with Jeff getting two off a Twist of Fate but taking too much time going up and getting superplexed down.
The Claymore gets two and they head up top for what looked to be a super powerslam from Drew but Jeff reverses into something like a hiptoss. That looked to be a bit botched but it was good enough. Another Twist and the Swanton get two on Drew so Jeff sends it outside and puts Drew on the steps. The Swanton hits knees though and it's a quick Futureshock to give Drew the pin at 14:18.
Apparently that new means Matt, who comes out to say that he was hoping Jeff won but he'll settle for taking the World Title from Drew next week. Drew is ready to fight right now but here are Bram and Eric Young to help beat him down. That earns them a double Claymore and Jeff hits Matt with a Twist of Fate. Next week, Jeff wants Young in Six Sides of Steel.
Results
Ethan Carter III b. Matt Hardy Brand via DQ when Mike Bennett interfered
Matt Hardy/Tyrus/Mike Bennett b. Ethan Carter III/Beer Money Twist of Fate to Roode
Madison Rayne b. Velvet Sky Jackknife rollup
BroMans b. Eric Young/Bram BroDown to Young
Drew Galloway b. Jeff Hardy Futureshock
Wednesday
NXT
Date: March 30, 2016
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Corey Graves, Tom Phillips
It's the go home show for Friday's Takeover: Dallas and the card is set in stone. Therefore tonight is all about the final push towards Texas, meaning all six matches are going to get some solid TV time. Announced for tonight is Bull Dempsey vs. Samoa Joe in what should be a good slaughtering. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
American Alpha vs. Corey Hollis/John Skylar
Jordan powers Hollis into the corner to start, easily lifting him up like a small child. Gable comes in and rides Hollis on the mat for a bit before cranking on a hammerlock. Fans: BREAK IT OFF GABLE, BREAK IT OFF! It's off to Skylar for a wristlock of his own, only to be taken down with ease. A slingshot armdrag doesn't do much damage but looks very cool, much like a lot of Gable's offense. The jobbers actually get in a swinging slam on Gable, only to tick him off and earn Hollis and Skylar an overhead belly to belly each. Grand Amplitude puts Hollis away at 4:40.
Finn Balor is tired of hearing about Samoa Joe's obsession with being NXT Champion because he has an obsession of his own. That obsession is the reason that he beat Kevin Owens to become NXT Champion and the way he defeated Samoa Joe the first time back in London. Two more days Joe.
Video on Baron Corbin attacking Austin Aries a few weeks back.
Baron Corbin vs. Mike Culori
Mike actually gets in a dropkick to knock Corbin into the corner to start but it only earns him Deep Six for the pin at 1:17.
Culori gets the End of Days post match.
Video on Shinsuke Nakamura with people talking about how amazing he is.
No Way Jose video.
Revival vs. Tucker Knight/Steve Cutler
Non-title. Dawson takes Cutler into the corner to start and it's quickly off to Wilder, who kicks Cutler in the face to keep control. The slow beating continues with Dawson getting two off a gordbuster. Cutler finally escapes a suplex and it's off to the much bigger Knight to clean house. The champs get Knight to chase them though and it's the Shatter Machine for the pin at 4:45.
We look at Joe choking Dempsey out last week.
Bull Dempsey thinks Joe is jealous of Dempsey's physique. Tonight though, Joe gets a cheat meal in the form of these two fists.
Apollo Crews vs. Alex Riley
Riley hammers away to start and is looking aggressive like he has in recent appearances. Crews fights up and starts getting athletic though with a jumping clothesline into a nipup, followed by the toss into the Batista Bomb for the pin at 1:58.
Post match here's Elias Samson to sing a song for Crews, warning him to take his time and avoid the danger. Graves: With a voice like that, no wonder he's homeless. Samson backs away from a challenge though.
Baron Corbin finds it interesting that Austin Aries hasn't showed up since the beatdown a few weeks ago. After Dallas, Aries can go sit next to Virgil at one of those conventions and beg people to remember him. Oh man that was glorious.
Video on Bayley vs. Asuka, focusing on Bayley growing up in front of our eyes and becoming a role model for all fans from men to women to children. Then Asuka debuted and was immediately the most dangerous woman in NXT. As Graves put it: Don't disrespect Asuka or she'll kick you in the skull. The women aren't sure who to pick because Bayley will never quit but Asuka is like nothing anyone has ever faced before. This was the only match they could have gone with and it's going to be awesome.
Sami Zayn is ready for Nakamura, even though he has an Intercontinental Title match of his own two days later. He knows a thing or two about making a name for yourself in NXT and doesn't think he would be here if he hadn't beaten Cesaro three years back. Yeah he may face Nakamura again down the line but there's only one chance to make a first impression at the biggest NXT show ever on the biggest wrestling weekend ever. Sami isn't about to step aside and let Nakamura make his name that easily.
Samoa Joe vs. Bull Dempsey
Dempsey runs him over to start and fires off some heavy right hands in the corner. Joe gets bored being on defense though and kicks Bull in the head, followed by an STO and the Koquina Clutch for the submission at 1:31.
William Regal has to send wrestlers down to break the Clutch but Joe beats them up as well. The hold goes on again until Finn Balor runs in for the real save. Balor dropkicks him into the barricade but Joe drags him to the announcers' table as this turns into a fight. Security holds them apart until Balor dives off the table with an AJ Styles forearm. They're finally separated to wrap things up.
Results
American Alpha b. Corey Hollis/John Skylar Grand Amplitude to Hollis
Baron Corbin b. Mike Culori Deep Six
Revival b. Tucker Knight/Steve Cutler Shatter Machine to Knight
Apollo Crews b. Alex Riley Toss sitout powerbomb
Samoa Joe b. Bull Dempsey Koquina Clutch
Monday Night Raw
Date: March 28, 2016
Location: Barclays Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Byron Saxton
It's the final Raw before Wrestlemania and things are almost entirely set in stone. The big question is whether or not anything major happens between now and Sunday, as there's still time for some big moves before we get into Dallas. There's always a chance that it could happen but the go home Raw's have been uneventful at times. Let's get to it.
Here's the Undertaker, who Cole calls the greatest of all time, to open things up. He gets right to the point (thankfully) and says that Shane's blood will be on Vince's hands, but Vince's blood may be on Undertaker's hands. This will NOT be his last Wrestlemania because the Cell is his house.
Cue Shane to say that Undertaker is fighting to not lose while he's fighting to win. Shane is the agent of change that WWE has needed for a long time and no matter what happens, Shane will crawl down the aisle and stand in the middle of the ring to usher in a new era. Undertaker brings up legacies and Shane comes to the ring to get in his face. This talk doesn't worry him because Undertaker's legacy died two years ago at Wrestlemania.
Undertaker doesn't want to hear about this because Shane has belonged to his father since the day he was born. That sets Shane off for his now standard offensive flurry, which still has no effect. They head outside with Shane escaping a Last Ride through the table and hitting Undertaker in the head (hands) with a monitor. Shane goes to the top for the top rope elbow which barely grazes Undertaker's arm. However, since the New York fans are the smarkiest of smarky fans in the world, which translates to we'll cheer ANYTHING, it's called awesome, despite being borderline sad. Shane leaves and Undertaker sits up.
Chris Jericho vs. Zack Ryder
This is fallout from Jericho ripping into Ryder for being a loser on the pre-show. Before the match, here's AJ Styles to interrupt. AJ still wants to face Jericho at Wrestlemania because that still hasn't been booked for some reason. Ryder gets in a quick rollup for two to start but Jericho sends him to the floor. Jericho charges into the knees in the corner and Ryder's middle rope dropkick puts Jericho in the corner. The Broski Boot is blocked by a Walls attempt but AJ starts a chant to make fun of Jericho, setting up a quick small package to give Ryder the pin at 1:55.
Jericho IMMEDIATELY hits a Codebreaker after the match to keep Ryder in his place. We get an old WCW style tantrum and Jericho agrees to the match.
Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch
Non-title and Sasha Banks is on commentary. They trade armdrags to start with Charlotte getting the better of it as we take an early break. Back with Becky running Charlotte over and Sasha getting to her feet. The distraction lets Ric trip Becky, setting up a big boot and Natural Selection to give Charlotte the pin at 6:28. Too much in the break to rate but Becky continues to look weak going into the title match.
Vince is in the back to say that he agrees the Cell is Undertaker's yard but Shane wants the yard, the house and the whole WWE Universe. Shane comes in to say yell at Vince for thinking he's the only one that can run Raw. This Sunday, Shane is letting out 40 years of frustration and taking the company from Vince, just like he took it from his dad.
Social Outcasts vs. Kane/Big Show
Barely a match as the Outcasts all come in for the DQ at 32 seconds.
The ring fills up with midcarders in the battle royal for the big brawl. Mark Henry, Kane and Big Show are left alone with Mark taking a double chokeslam. The Outcasts are chokeslammed at the same time.
We look back at Reigns attacking HHH and Stephanie last week.
Here are HHH and Stephanie, the former of which was announced as being on the way to the arena before the break. Stephanie orders all of us to get on our feet and show respect to the champ. HHH talks about how the largest crowd in history will be in Dallas this Sunday to see Reigns fall. It is the dream of every athlete to walk out on that stage and the dream of everyone here in this arena.
However, that's never going to happen because they just don't have the ability. Roman Reigns has that ability because he's a one in a million talent but this Sunday he's going to lose it all. We get a nice rant about how HHH's obsession with this business and how it's lead him to dominate this title for twenty years (not quite). That has allowed him to put on a suit and really run this business, only to have Reigns powerbomb him through that announce table four months ago.
All that did was reignite the fire in him though because maybe people had forgotten who he was. Now it's time for HHH to become the old Game again and destroy Reigns once and for all. Stephanie screeches for a bit and here's Reigns to a lot of booing. Thankfully he doesn't say anything stupid but clears the ring, only to be booed even more.
The thing to remember here is this isn't a response to what Reigns has been doing for the last month but rather to what he's been doing for the last year and a half. The fans aren't going to forget all the stupid promos and illogical booking that we've been subjected to. This has been a good final push for Reigns and things could get better in the future but Wrestlemania is looking like a wash at this point.
Stephanie and HHH promise to fix things.
Here's New Day for a match but first of all they need to plug BootyO's, the official cereal of Wrestlemania. They also question why the League of Nations doesn't have their own cereal, with the theory being because it would suck. The fans LOVE New Day here, especially when Big E. praises New York pizza.
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
Kingston starts fast and sends Del Rio outside for a quick concert. Back in and a charge misses, allowing Del Rio to hit his reverse superplex for two as we take a break. Kingston is still in trouble when we come back with Del Rio getting two more off a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. The top rope double stomp misses for Alberto and the SOS gets two. Kofi misses in the corner again and a quick double stomp puts Kofi down. No cover though as Del Rio would rather shout and pose, allowing the armbreaker to be countered into a rollup for the pin at 7:40.
Post match THE COACH, as in Jonathan Coachman from ESPN, makes a surprise appearance to announce that SportsCenter will be covering Wrestlemania all day. He even dances a bit for fun.
We recap the opening brawl.
Roman Reigns is in the back for an interview when the Dudley Boys interrupt. Yeah because two people from NEW YORK are going to get Reigns cheered. HHH comes in for the sneak attack and Reigns is destroyed.
Konor vs. Kalisto
Non-title. Konor gets in an early headlock but Kalist ospeeds things up with his kicks, followed by a dropkick to Viktor. A quick springboard Salida Del Sol puts Konor away at 1:49.
Post match Ryback comes out for a staredown.
Here are Heyman and Lesnar for the hard sell. Heyman talks about being the advocate for the baddest beast on the planet today before hyping us on the fact that we're six days away. This year people have a once in a lifetime chance to see an athlete at the top of his game in Brock Lesnar. That's why they've been looking for the right lunatic to take on Lesnar at Wrestlemania XXXII and Dean Ambrose happens to be smarter than he's given credit for.
Dean has the opportunity to take some weapons and try to survive a no holds barred street fight against Brock Lesnar, which is the good news for Ambrose. However, the bad news is that he has a no holds barred street fight with BROCK LESNAR. Cue Dean with a wagon, which he fills with various toys from under the ring. Why he didn't have those in there in the first place isn't clear but he finds the barbed wire baseball bat and the chainsaw. After filling up the wagon, Dean leaves without even looking at Brock.
Paige vs. Emma
This is a preview match for the Total Divas (Paige/Alicia Fox/Brie Bella/Natalya) vs. what seems to be called Team Bad and Blonde (Lana/Naomi/Tamina/Summer Rae/Emma) for Sunday. Emma dropkicks Paige down to start and gets one off the former Emma Sandwich. The THIS IS MY HOUSE clothesline gets two for Paige but the other women get in an argument at ringside, allowing Lana to come in for a cheap shot to give Emma the pin at 2:53.
Post match the Total Divas get beaten down until Eva Marie of all people comes out for the save. The fans boo her almost as bad as Reigns but the rest of the Total Divas don't seem impressed.
R-Truth comes up to Goldust and says it's every man for himself in the battle royal. Goldust doesn't care because they're not a team.
Snoop Dogg is being inducted into the Hall of Fame.
Sami Zayn/Sin Cara/Dolph Ziggler vs. Kevin Owens/Stardust/The Miz
The fans are WAY behind Sami as he starts with Miz. The arm work sets up a tag off to Owens but he tags out to Stardust instead. Off to Ziggler (in a shirt for some reason) to hold Stardust down with a front facelock (notice that they're being VERY safe this week) before superkicking Miz off the apron to take us to a break.
Back with Sin Cara coming in off the ropes for an elbow to Stardust's shoulder. The fans chant for Byron Saxton and then JBL as Stardust clotheslines Sin out of the air. Owens makes Stardust tag Miz as the CM Punk chants break out. Sami comes in to draw an OLE chant (at least it's about the match now) and gets stomped down by Stardust. That's enough of the heels in control as it's off to Ziggler for a lukewarm reaction. Miz gets in a cheap shot from the apron as Owens still won't come in. Ziggler gets stomped down even more and we take a second break.
Back again with Ziggler still in trouble as Miz puts on a chinlock. Now it turns into a NEW DAY ROCKS chant because the smart fans are surprised that a go home show doesn't have the most exciting action. Ziggler sends Stardust into the post and gives Miz the Fameasser, setting up the hot tag to Sami. Everything breaks down and Cara makes a blind tag, allowing Sami to dive onto Owens.
Cara's high cross body gets two on Stardust but the Swanton hits knees. Sami comes in again but walks into the Skull Crushing Finale which sets off the Parade of Finishers, capped off by a big Cara moonsault to Stardust. Now Owens comes in but the Pop Up Powerbomb is countered with a dropkick. Miz and Stardust want nothing to do with Owens now (makes perfect sense), allowing the tornado DDT and Helluva Kick to put Kevin away at 21:22.
Usos vs. Dudley Boyz and the Divas tag are now on the USA portion of the pre-show. No word on where the battle royal will air.
Here's the Authority to wrap things up. Stephanie talks about how Reigns is going to fall and promises that there will be no new leadership next week. It's about time they acknowledged this for a change. HHH doesn't want to hear about him attacking Reigns from behind because there's too much at stake. This brings out Reigns for another brawl with Reigns getting the better of it until a bunch of guys (the League, Dudley Boyz and Stardust) come out to pull him off. This brings out some good guys and it's a big brawl. They're finally separated but Reigns does a big dive over the ropes to take out the pile to end the show.
Results
Zack Ryder b. Chris Jericho Rollup
Charlotte b. Becky Lynch Natural Selection
Kane/Big Show b. Social Outcasts via DQ when all four Outcasts were in the ring at once
Kofi Kingston b. Alberto Del Rio Small package
Kalisto b. Konor Salida Del Sol
Emma b. Paige Pin after a kick from Lana
Sami Zayn/Dolph Ziggler/Sin Cara b. Kevin Owens/The Miz/Stardust Helluva Kick to Owens
Tuesday
Impact Wrestling
Date: March 29, 2016
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Josh Matthews, Drew Galloway
It's a big night this week as we have Jeff Hardy getting a World Title shot against champion Drew Galloway. On top of that we'll probably be looking at the fallout from last week's big gauntlet match, as well as maybe having the Knockouts Title match between Gail Kim and Jade. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's gauntlet match with Jeff Hardy eliminating his brother Matt for the win.
Here's the Matt Hardy Brand to open things up. As expected, Matt is livid about losing the match last week and calls it an injustice. He wants and demands a title shot tonight because Jeff doesn't deserve one. This brings out Maria and Mike Bennett with the latter talking about how he deserves the title shot because no one wants to see Matt as champion again.
Maria and Reby almost get into it before the guys talk about their lack of respect for each other. Before any punches can be thrown though, here's Ethan Carter III to interrupt. Ethan pitches a show about the Matt Hardy Brand being the Three Stooges before praying for Mike Bennett's career. That's enough for Mike as he yells at Ethan, only to have Matt cut them off and challenge Ethan to a fight against the entire Matt Hardy Brand, including Reby. Ethan says game on.
Ethan Carter III vs. Matt Hardy Brand
Tyrus throws Ethan around to start and it's quickly off to Spud, who crawls away at the first threat of violence. It's back to Tyrus who breaks up some right hands in the corner with a nice hot shot. Spud and Tyrus take turns on Carter with Matt coming in for a few cheap shots in the vein of Bobby Heenan. Carter finally fights back against Matt but has to deal with Tyrus instead of hitting the 1%er. Spud gets caught in a cobra clutch, which draws in Bennett for the DQ at 6:28.
Post match the Brand beats Carter down until Beer Money comes out to clear the ring. They heard a fight going on and would love to get in on that so let's make this a six man tag.
Matt Hardy/Tyrus/Mike Bennett vs. Ethan Carter III/Beer Money
This is joined in progress with Storm working over Bennett until Tyrus pulls James off the apron. Tyrus starts working on the ribs and goes simple by burying the point of his elbow into James' back. James tries to bite the hand to escape and takes Bennett down for the hot tag to Roode. Bobby starts cleaning house as everything breaks down with Carter chasing Bennett and Maria up the ramp, leaving Storm to Last Call Tyrus. Both heels get suplexed but Tyrus gets in a heart punch, setting up the Twist of Fate to put Roode away at 6:07.
Gail Kim isn't happy with what Maria pulled last week so tonight it's Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky for the #1 contendership. I guess Jade lost the shot?
The BroMans can't believe they're back together when Eli Drake comes in to laugh at them. Jesse says he has an idea.
Velvet Sky vs. Madison Rayne
#1 contenders match. Velvet puts on a headlock to start and Madison gets annoyed, causing things to get a bit heated. A clothesline gets two on Sky but some Skylines (I've heard worse) put Rayne in trouble, followed by a bulldog for two. Not that it matters as a quick jackknife rollup gives Rayne the pin at 3:35.
Velvet raises her hand post match.
Drew Galloway talks about needing to do something special to beat Jeff Hardy tonight.
Pope gets in the ring with something to say. People have been noticing that he's been getting more physical lately because Pope has to be the man that he is inside. A few weeks ago he stood up for his announce partner and Lashley doesn't seem cool with that. Cue Lashley who tells Pope to apologize and go sit down because he's not a man anymore.
Pope talks about getting into this business at the same time as Lashley, which means he wants to fight right now. Lashley gets in and the brawl is on with referees not being able to hold them back. Pope sidesteps a spear and Lashley goes to the floor, allowing Pope to hit a BIG dive off the top. Security still can't break them up so we cut away. I'm not a Pope fan by any stretch but this was really good.
Another video on last week's gauntlet.
Jeff Hardy is used to being the underdog.
Matt Hardy hates the main event.
Jeremy Borash has taken over for Pope on commentary.
Here are Eric Young and Bram with Eric talking about how awesome he is and blaming Bram for the elimination last week. Everyone wants to be him so he's watching Jeff win the World Title tonight so he can take it away from him later. Cue the BroMans for our third unannounced match of the night.
BroMans vs. Bram/Eric Young
The BroMans clean house to start until Bram stomps Robbie down in the corner to take over. The beating doesn't last long though as Jesse gets the hot tag and starts to clean house. Bram holds Eric but eats a right hand from his partner. Jesse knocks Eric into Bram and it's the BroDown to put Young away at 4:28.
Grado and Mahabali Shera are ready for the celebration (and dancing) when Al Snow jumps them and breaks Grado's arm. Yes, AL SNOW is now getting a feud. That's how bad things have gotten.
Here are Trevor Lee and Gregory Helms to call out Eddie Edwards. Helms praises the Wolves for being amazing and revolutionary but thinks it's time for his in ring debut. He's been a champion around the world and beaten some of the best of all time so how about they get together and win the Tag Team Titles? Eddie has a week to make his decision.
Pope wants to fight Lashley with no rules next week.
TNA World Title: Drew Galloway vs. Jeff Hardy
Hardy is challenging and gets a headlock takeover out of the corner to take over early. Drew comes back with an overhead belly to belly and Hardy is already in trouble. The champ is sent outside for a dive from Hardy and we take a break. Back with Jeff getting two off a Twist of Fate but taking too much time going up and getting superplexed down.
The Claymore gets two and they head up top for what looked to be a super powerslam from Drew but Jeff reverses into something like a hiptoss. That looked to be a bit botched but it was good enough. Another Twist and the Swanton get two on Drew so Jeff sends it outside and puts Drew on the steps. The Swanton hits knees though and it's a quick Futureshock to give Drew the pin at 14:18.
Apparently that new means Matt, who comes out to say that he was hoping Jeff won but he'll settle for taking the World Title from Drew next week. Drew is ready to fight right now but here are Bram and Eric Young to help beat him down. That earns them a double Claymore and Jeff hits Matt with a Twist of Fate. Next week, Jeff wants Young in Six Sides of Steel.
Results
Ethan Carter III b. Matt Hardy Brand via DQ when Mike Bennett interfered
Matt Hardy/Tyrus/Mike Bennett b. Ethan Carter III/Beer Money Twist of Fate to Roode
Madison Rayne b. Velvet Sky Jackknife rollup
BroMans b. Eric Young/Bram BroDown to Young
Drew Galloway b. Jeff Hardy Futureshock
Wednesday
NXT
Date: March 30, 2016
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Corey Graves, Tom Phillips
It's the go home show for Friday's Takeover: Dallas and the card is set in stone. Therefore tonight is all about the final push towards Texas, meaning all six matches are going to get some solid TV time. Announced for tonight is Bull Dempsey vs. Samoa Joe in what should be a good slaughtering. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
American Alpha vs. Corey Hollis/John Skylar
Jordan powers Hollis into the corner to start, easily lifting him up like a small child. Gable comes in and rides Hollis on the mat for a bit before cranking on a hammerlock. Fans: BREAK IT OFF GABLE, BREAK IT OFF! It's off to Skylar for a wristlock of his own, only to be taken down with ease. A slingshot armdrag doesn't do much damage but looks very cool, much like a lot of Gable's offense. The jobbers actually get in a swinging slam on Gable, only to tick him off and earn Hollis and Skylar an overhead belly to belly each. Grand Amplitude puts Hollis away at 4:40.
Finn Balor is tired of hearing about Samoa Joe's obsession with being NXT Champion because he has an obsession of his own. That obsession is the reason that he beat Kevin Owens to become NXT Champion and the way he defeated Samoa Joe the first time back in London. Two more days Joe.
Video on Baron Corbin attacking Austin Aries a few weeks back.
Baron Corbin vs. Mike Culori
Mike actually gets in a dropkick to knock Corbin into the corner to start but it only earns him Deep Six for the pin at 1:17.
Culori gets the End of Days post match.
Video on Shinsuke Nakamura with people talking about how amazing he is.
No Way Jose video.
Revival vs. Tucker Knight/Steve Cutler
Non-title. Dawson takes Cutler into the corner to start and it's quickly off to Wilder, who kicks Cutler in the face to keep control. The slow beating continues with Dawson getting two off a gordbuster. Cutler finally escapes a suplex and it's off to the much bigger Knight to clean house. The champs get Knight to chase them though and it's the Shatter Machine for the pin at 4:45.
We look at Joe choking Dempsey out last week.
Bull Dempsey thinks Joe is jealous of Dempsey's physique. Tonight though, Joe gets a cheat meal in the form of these two fists.
Apollo Crews vs. Alex Riley
Riley hammers away to start and is looking aggressive like he has in recent appearances. Crews fights up and starts getting athletic though with a jumping clothesline into a nipup, followed by the toss into the Batista Bomb for the pin at 1:58.
Post match here's Elias Samson to sing a song for Crews, warning him to take his time and avoid the danger. Graves: With a voice like that, no wonder he's homeless. Samson backs away from a challenge though.
Baron Corbin finds it interesting that Austin Aries hasn't showed up since the beatdown a few weeks ago. After Dallas, Aries can go sit next to Virgil at one of those conventions and beg people to remember him. Oh man that was glorious.
Video on Bayley vs. Asuka, focusing on Bayley growing up in front of our eyes and becoming a role model for all fans from men to women to children. Then Asuka debuted and was immediately the most dangerous woman in NXT. As Graves put it: Don't disrespect Asuka or she'll kick you in the skull. The women aren't sure who to pick because Bayley will never quit but Asuka is like nothing anyone has ever faced before. This was the only match they could have gone with and it's going to be awesome.
Sami Zayn is ready for Nakamura, even though he has an Intercontinental Title match of his own two days later. He knows a thing or two about making a name for yourself in NXT and doesn't think he would be here if he hadn't beaten Cesaro three years back. Yeah he may face Nakamura again down the line but there's only one chance to make a first impression at the biggest NXT show ever on the biggest wrestling weekend ever. Sami isn't about to step aside and let Nakamura make his name that easily.
Samoa Joe vs. Bull Dempsey
Dempsey runs him over to start and fires off some heavy right hands in the corner. Joe gets bored being on defense though and kicks Bull in the head, followed by an STO and the Koquina Clutch for the submission at 1:31.
William Regal has to send wrestlers down to break the Clutch but Joe beats them up as well. The hold goes on again until Finn Balor runs in for the real save. Balor dropkicks him into the barricade but Joe drags him to the announcers' table as this turns into a fight. Security holds them apart until Balor dives off the table with an AJ Styles forearm. They're finally separated to wrap things up.
Results
American Alpha b. Corey Hollis/John Skylar Grand Amplitude to Hollis
Baron Corbin b. Mike Culori Deep Six
Revival b. Tucker Knight/Steve Cutler Shatter Machine to Knight
Apollo Crews b. Alex Riley Toss sitout powerbomb
Samoa Joe b. Bull Dempsey Koquina Clutch