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Monday
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 15, 2016
Location: Honda Center, Anaheim, California
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
It's the go home show for Fastlane and in theory Brock is in the house again tonight. The big story coming out of last week seems to be Ambrose wanting to fight Lesnar whenever he can and seemingly having no issues with fighting Roman Reigns at the same time. This could make for some issues at Sunday's show. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's Brock/Ambrose/Reigns issues. Brock hitting Reigns in the head with a table is still awesome.
Here's Ambrose to get things going. Dean (I love how he holds a microphone) says he's in for the fight of his life on Sunday but this is Monday Night Raw. A long time ago, Dean learned that when you have to deal with the biggest bully, sometimes you have to get some dirt on your fingernails. Therefore, he wants Brock out here right now, but it's Stephanie instead. Dean hanging his head and giving a look of oh dang it not this nonsense is perfect.
She thinks Dean is out here filibustering because he couldn't get it done last week and needed Roman Reigns to save him. Stephanie asks the fans if they want to see Dean get F5'd tonight. For some reason they like the idea so Stephanie gives them just that: a Fatal Fiveway for the title. Also, if Reigns interferes, Dean is disqualified from Sunday's match. To translate, Stephanie just said Whatever you have going on, forget about it. This is MY show and I'm the only one that matters.
Intercontinental Title: Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens vs. Stardust vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Dolph Ziggler
Dean is defending of course and this is one fall to a finish. They really need to change the title here but good grief could these challengers (save for Owens) be any bigger set of losers? No tags here to make sure this is as insane as possible. Ambrose gets double teamed by Stardust and Breeze to start as JBL thinks Roman should come out to get rid of Ambrose on Sunday. Not the worst idea actually.
Dean sends Breeze to the floor and elbows Stardust in the face, only to have Owens run in to take Ambrose down. The champ slugs Owens in the corner as the other three guys have disappeared. Owens is sent to the floor, allowing Ziggler to spinwheel kick Ambrose down for two. We get an air guitar before the big jumping elbow gets two on Dean.
Time for the parade of secondary finishers until Owens powerbombs Breeze onto the floor to take out Ziggler and Stardust. The Pop Up Powerbomb is countered by an Ambrose hurricanrana before Dean dives on the other three outside. Back in and a swinging neckbreaker sets up the top rope standing elbow for two on Kevin. We take a break and come back with Dean bulldogging Stardust as the other three are on the floor. Dolph gets back in and pulls Ambrose off the top with a super X-Factor, only to have Stardust kick him in the face.
More secondary finishers connect until it's only Owens on his feet for three straight Cannonballs to crush everyone but Breeze. Tyler Beauty Shots Owens for two with everyone else making the save. Breeze loads up an Unprettier on Ambrose but Cole thinks it's a backslide. Suddenly I want to flip over to the Grammys. Everything breaks down and Owens powerbombs Breeze for the pin and the title at 12:40.
Post break Ambrose promises to win on Sunday no matter what.
We cut back to the announcers but have to go back to Renee because Owens is gloating about his win. He orders Young to tell the world that he was right but here's Ziggler (back in his snazzy vest) to challenge for a title shot on Sunday. Owens says nah.
Here's New Day for a chat and we look back to September for New Day's trombone vs. kazoo showdown with Edge and Christian. New Day will be on the Peep Show on Sunday's preshow. New Day says you don't bring a kazoo to a trombone fight because it's not even a real instrument. They discuss various instruments and talk about being on the Peep Show Sunday but tonight, they want to deal with Mark Henry for walking out on them last week. Therefore, it's time for a match.
Mark Henry vs. Big E.
Henry slams him down to start and we get a Junkyard Dog headbutt to send E. outside. A New Day distraction lets Big E. drive Henry into the barricade, setting up a one man Unicorn Stampede back inside. The Warrior Splash gets two and Big E. puts on the abdominal stretch, only to have Henry throw him around like he's nothing. A big boot drops Big E. but he avoids a charge in the corner and loads up the Big Ending, only to have Henry fall off before the impact, giving Big E. the pin at 4:42.
Here's Brie Bella for an in ring interview. Before she can get anywhere, here are Charlotte and Ric to interrupt. Does Ric actually do anything these days or is he just there as a bonus? Charlotte talks about Bryan being in a league of his own back in the day but Brie says that Bryan is still in that league. The champ is surprised that Brie isn't at home with her husband after that devastating of a loss.
Brie knows that Bryan supports her 100%. Charlotte: You mean you support you and Daniel 100%. They argue back and forth with Charlotte saying Brie needs to go back home and help her injured family, which Brie thinks is a way to get out of Sunday's show. Charlotte insults Brie's unborn goat faced vegan babies and it's on. Ric pulls his daughter to the floor before he can get involved, likely because this isn't covered by Medicare.
We look back at the Wyatts destroying people over the last few weeks.
The Miz vs. AJ Styles
Chris Jericho is on commentary. Miz jumps him before the bell and since DQ's aren't a thing unless the script calls for them, we're ready to go with Miz in early control. Some hard forearms set up a chinlock followed by a double arm crank on AJ. Back up and the Reality Check is broken up but Miz knocks him to the floor for something like a slingshot dropkick through the ropes. Miz stops to yell at Jericho though, allowing AJ to hit the springboard forearm off the steps as we go to a break.
Back with Miz getting two off a top rope ax handle and hitting the chinlock again. AJ pops up with some shots to the face and a running seated forearm. There's another forearm in the corner as Jericho talks about how versatile AJ is getting with that move. Miz gets two off a faceplant but the Skull Crushing Finale is countered into a rollup for two. AJ scores with the Pele but gets crotched on the top. That's fine with AJ as he nails the springboard forearm for two more. The Skull Crushing Finale out of nowhere gets the same but Miz misses a charge in the corner, setting up the Calf Crusher for the tap at 11:50.
Post match Jericho grabs a mic but AJ cuts him off, saying Jericho's win on Smackdown just tied things up. AJ has an idea for one more match and it would be.....at Fastlane. Well that was a letdown. Jericho thinks that would be phenomenal but he's not sure if he wants to do it one more time. He'll think about it though and give AJ an answer on Smackdown.
Here are the Dudley Boyz but they opt to not pull out a table before climbing in the ring. Bubba invites the Usos to come out before they'll want to hear this too. No Usos though, because they're just like these people in the crowd according to D-Von. These people thought the Dudleyz were coming back as a nostalgia act and then ride off into the sunset. Bubba thinks this might be a shock to people but on Smackdown, they promised to never use tables again. If they ever want to see the tables again, they need to watch the WWE Network.
Summer Rae vs. Paige
Total Divas match of the week. Summer throws her around to start and chokes on the ropes and then in the corner. Paige fights up and hits a running knee in the corner for her comeback. The PTO is loaded up but Summer reverses into a rollup for the pin at 3:31.
Here's Paul Heyman to talk about Sunday's historic triple threat. One beast will emerge victorious and then face HHH for the WWE World Title at Wrestlemania. Now Paul doesn't want to spend the next few minutes talking while Roman Reigns watches on a monitor. Therefore, he'd like Reigns to come out here for this meeting face to face. Heyman talks about the respect he has for Reigns but doesn't believe that he can pull it off this Sunday.
In a perfect world, Reigns wins and goes home to his wife and daughter to say that daddy did it. However, Brock Lesnar is standing in his way. The other challenge in his way is Dean Ambrose, which is why this Sunday, Reigns has to choose between his daughter and his best friend. There are those who choose friends but they wind up in divorce court. There are others who stand in the middle of the ring after winning the main event of Wrestlemania but they wind up alone in the back with no friends congratulating him. This Sunday, Brock stands in his way as his enemy but so does Dean Ambrose.
Reigns chuckles at what Heyman just said but at the end of the day, Heyman knows that Reigns can beat his boy. Roman promises to win on Sunday and Heyman leaves, only to have the Dudleyz jump Reigns from behind. Cue Ambrose to make the save and likely give us a main event. The Dudleyz are dispatched and Dean tries Dirty Deeds on Reigns but gets shoved away. Dean points at the sign and they smile at each other.
Next week someone is being awarded a prize named after Vince's father. Ok then. I wonder if this is going to replace the Warrior Award.
Another video on the Wyatts dominating people.
Zack Ryder vs. Heath Slater
Slater shoves him around to start and it's time for the victory lap around the ring. Back in and Ryder scores with a clothesline followed by the middle rope dropkick. Slater is sent to the floor and Ryder nails a nice flip dive to take them all out. Bo offers a distraction though, allowing Slater to hit an implant DDT for the pin at 2:05.
R-Truth is on a date when Goldust appears as a waiter (R-Truth: This isn't Table for 3 on the WWE Network!) to offer champagne. R-Truth: We're not in your house. Goldust: Of course not. It's not 1997. The champagne is sprayed all over the woman and Goldust bails. These are starting to get funnier at least.
Video on Kevin Owens, who is officially defending the title against Ziggler on Sunday.
Lucha Dragons/Neville vs. League of Nations
Sheamus is back so it's Barrett on the floor, minus a shirt this time. Kalisto vs. Del Rio for the US Title is Sunday's pre-show match. Kalisto headscissors Rusev to the floor to start but Del Rio gets in a cheap shot as everything breaks down. Neville and Kalisto dive off the top and Cara suicide dives through the ropes to take everyone out as we take a break.
Back with Rusev getting two on Kalisto before sending him to the floor. That goes nowhere so it's back to Sheamus for some stomping. Kalisto knees his way out of a suplex though and makes the hot tag off to Cara as things speed up. A standing Lionsault gets two on Del Rio and it's time for everyone to kick everyone else in the head. Cara suicide dives again to take out Del Rio but Barrett offers a distraction, setting up the top rope double stomp for the pin on Cara at 9:20.
Booker T. video for Black History Month.
We see a video from earlier today of Naomi and Tamina attacking Becky Lynch.
Del Rio says that Kalisto has a long way to go before proving that he's a real champion. Therefore, let's make Sunday's match a 2/3 falls match.
Naomi vs. Becky Lynch
Becky doesn't have anyone to counter Tamina here. A quick suplex sends Naomi out to the floor but she comes back in with her dancing kicks into the kick to the head. We hit the armbar (because the kicks to the legs are forgotten) but Becky rolls into the Disarm-Her for the tap at 2:07.
Post match the beatdown is on until Sasha Banks comes out for the save.
Third Wyatts video.
Reigns/Ambrose vs. Dudley Boyz on Smackdown.
Big Show vs. Braun Strowman
Before the match, the Family tells us we have the choice to beg for mercy and embrace Bray's freedom. The Family would destroy this machine and offer the people paradise in exchange for bowing to him. Bray has made a choice for Kane and Ryback, just like Strowman is about to make a choice for Big Show right now.
Big Show, who is appearing live on the Steve Austin Show immediately after this goes off the air, comes out and the opening bell rings at 11:05pm. The big power lockup sees them fight each other into the corner until Braun clotheslines him down. An elbow drop doesn't even get a one count so Show reverses a suplex to take over. The Wyatts come in for the DQ at 2:30.
Post match the beating is on until Ryback and Kane come out for the save to end the show.
Results
Kevin Owens b. Stardust, Dean Ambrose, Tyler Breeze and Dolph Ziggler Pop Up Powerbomb to Breeze
Big E. b. Mark Henry Henry fell out of the Big Ending
AJ Styles b. The Miz Calf Crusher
Summer Rae b. Paige Rollup
Heath Slater b. Zack Ryder Implant DDT
League of Nations b. Neville/Lucha Dragons Top rope double stomp to Cara
Becky Lynch b. Naomi Disarm-Her
Big Show b. Braun Strowman via DQ when the Wyatt Family interfered
Tuesday
King Barrett has announced he will not re-sign with the company once his contract runs out in June.
Axl Rotten's death has been confirmed as an accidental drug overdose.
Impact Wrestling
Date: February 16, 2016
Location: MEN Arena, Manchester, England
Attendance: 3,000
Commentators: Josh Matthews, D'Angelo Dinero
We're still in England and Lockdown is in a week (not that TNA has bothered to tell us that just yet of course), likely with the returning Ethan Carter III challenging Matt Hardy in one of the new champ's first title defenses. Other than that we may have more issues between Matt and Dixie Carter over Jeff Hardy's future. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the Tag Team Title situation with Decay stealing the Wolves' belts and daring the champs to come get them in a Monster's Ball this week.
Another recap shows us the ending of last week's show with Ethan Carter III returning to chase off Matt Hardy.
Ethan comes up to Dixie in the back and says it's now his mission to take the title back from Hardy. Dixie tells him that the rematch will be next week in Lockdown inside the steel cage. That's fine with Ethan, but tonight he has something personal to take care of.
Opening sequence.
Here's Ethan in the arena with something to say. He walked into this company two and a half years ago with a chip on his shoulder and he's beaten everyone in front of him save for one name. That one man is all that matter to him right now and that is Matt Hardy. The one word that matters right now is rematch and Matt is going to be locked inside a cage with all of Ethan's rage and vengeance.
Right now though, Ethan's fists need to start punching someone and he can't think of anyone better than Tyrus. Maybe Tyrus is breast feeding Maxel Hardy but get out here right now and fight. Tyrus comes out to say Ethan doesn't want this. Ethan: Actually I do salami tits. However, Tyrus thinks Ethan is afraid to be alone and he got to a new level with Tyrus. They were close enough for Tyrus to call him boss, but now Tyrus knows everything about him. Ethan asks if Tyrus is done and now the brawl is on.
Tyrus takes over and punches Carter up the aisle, only to be sent into the barricade a few times. This brings out Matt for the double beatdown and it's time for a chair. Ethan fights both of them off though and cleans house with a chair. Matt issues the challenge for the tag match later tonight.
Here are Eric Young and Bram with something to say. Young asks if there's anyone in the crowd tough enough to take his King of the Mountain Title from him. One person who certainly won't be doing it is Jeff Hardy, but this brings out Beer Money. OF COURSE IT BRINGS OUT BEER MONEY because we haven't had this story go on long enough yet. Storm accepts the challenge and we're ready to go.
King of the Mountain Title: Eric Young vs. James Storm
Young is defending and gets taken down in a hurry with Storm sending him into the corner. Storm gets sent to the floor though, allowing Eric to take over back inside. An elbow to the face gets two and a neckbreaker gets the same. We hit the chinlock for a bit before Storm fights up with some clotheslines. Roode intercepts Bram and all four guys brawl to the floor for the double countout at 4:07.
All four fight into the crowd.
Drew Galloway offers to be Ethan's partner. They have common goals but Ethan wants to stand alone tonight.
Back from a break and THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING. Just put them in the cage match like you know you're going to next week so we can hopefully end this feud already. We cut away as the fighting continues.
Here are Mike Bennett and Maria to discuss the people that have come across Mike so far. Kurt Angle hit him from behind and then ran away. Drew Galloway is stuck with a ticking time bomb called a briefcase. Tonight though, Mike wants to face one of the UK's own.
Mike Bennett vs. Mandrews
Mandrews takes him down with an early armdrag and we're already at the first shooting star, only to have Mike raise his knees. We hit the early chinlock for a few moments before Mike flapjacks him for two. Mandrews comes back with a spinning DDT and a standing corkscrew moonsault for two of his own. Bennett crotches him on top and hits a hanging Diamond Cutter, followed by the Miracle in Progress for the pin at 3:46.
Post match Bennett keeps pounding on Mandrews until Drew Galloway makes the save.
Rosemary talks about leaving the Wolves lying in a pool of their own blood with nothing to wear. Abyss promises that she'll be the most beautiful woman at the ball. The Decay is in a cage when someone comes up to say he remembers Rosemary. He blows a kiss and says he'll see them soon. Apparently that would be British wrestler Jimmy Havoc.
Post break and Bennett beats down Galloway and Mandrews in the back.
Odarg the Great (notice the spelling) is coming.
Matt Hardy and Tyrus threaten Rockstar Spud to not be Ethan's partner later.
We look back at Angle vs. Lashley from last year.
Tag Team Titles: Wolves vs. Decay
Monster's Ball (street fight) with the Wolves defending. They brawl in the aisle to start and the weapons are quickly brought in as we take an early break. Such a stupid WWE move. Back with the Wolves in control and grabbing a ladder. Abyss' ankle gets caught in the ladder but Rosemary mists Davey to break up the top rope double stomp, allowing Abyss to pelt a chair at Eddie, knocking him down through a table.
Abyss pulls out Janice and before I can type and he swings it, only to get it caught in the turnbuckle pad because HE ALWAYS GETS IT CAUGHT IN THE TURNBUCKLE PAD, he swings it, only to get it caught in the turnbuckle pad because HE ALWAYS GETS IT CAUGHT IN THE TURNBUCKLE PAD. That means more violence as Abyss piles up chairs until Eddie gets up for the save, setting up sunset bomb onto the chairs.
Steve and Davey get back in and the champs hit the clown in the back with a chair, setting up a top rope double stomp. Abyss starts cleaning house and brings out the bag of tacks. Pope: We always think it's the tacks but you never know! Yeah Pope we do know, because it's always the tacks. Eddie kicks Abyss out to the floor, allowing Davey to suicide dive the monster into the barbed wire board. Steve blasts Eddie with a chair off camera and puts his head inside a chair.
Rosemary gets in the ring to break up something like a Conchairto though as she pours the tacks (yeah they were tacks, because they're always tacks) onto Eddie's head first. The Conchairto misses though because of course it does, allowing Eddie to use Janice to knock a chair into Steve's face. Richards kisses Rosemary (there's some sexual assault for you) but it's a trick to suck the mist out of her mouth. I'm not sure if that's brilliant or ridiculous. Whatever they call Chasing the Dragon onto the chairs puts Steve away at 14:33.
Spud offers to be Ethan's partner but Ethan still wants to do it alone.
Gail Kim/Madison Rayne vs. Jade/Marti Bell
Speaking of things we've seen time after time. It's a brawl to start with Marti scoring off a Samoan Drop to Kim, followed by a running flip neckbreaker for two. Gail gets beaten down a little more until Jade runs into a boot in the corner. The hot tag brings in Madison as everything breaks down. Jade's dive is broken up by Gail's forearm, allowing Madison to roll Marti up for the pin at 4:00.
Post match, the Dollhouse beats down Gail and Madison until Velvet Sky makes the save. Velvet wants Lethal Lockdown next week.
Mahabali Shera is back and has a new friend in Odarg the Great, who says he's a good guy. It's clearly Grado as the mask is similar to Vader's old style.
Eric Young/Bram and Beer Money are still fighting in the back. Pope: They'll get tired in a while. The villains finally start walking away but Beer Money tells the cameraman that they want a cage match next week. So I'm supposed to care about a ten minute match after they just fought for over an hour?
Jesse Godderz/Eli Drake vs. Mahabali Shera/Odarg the Great
Well he was coming an hour ago, then he appeared and now he's having a match. He even comes out to Grado's music and doing Grado's strut, though he's billed from Parts Unknown. Pope even gets in a Midnight Rider reference as the match begins without a bell that I could hear. Shera drop toeholds Drake down and ties Eli's arms up to make him do the dance.
Jesse has some better luck by taking Shera to the mat and setting up something like a Demolition Decapitator. Back up and the hot tag brings in Odarg to clean house as everything breaks down. A Sky High gets two on Jesse as Drake goes after the mask. Odarg pulls it off instead and rolls Drake up (looking him right in the face) for the pin at 5:00.
Drake's shocked look post match is great.
Post break Eli wants Grado at Lockdown but Odarg comes up to say he'll be Drake's opponent.
Matt Hardy/Tyrus vs. Ethan Carter III
Handicap to start. The fans are doing this awkward wave to Carter's music and it's really not working. Tyrus starts for the team but gets knocked back into the corner for an early beating. A t-bone suplex sends Carter flying though and we take a break. Back with Matt dropping a middle rope elbow to Ethan but Rockstar Spud comes out to be Carter's partner. Ethan scores with a clothesline but stays in to fight Matt as the fans want Spud. A dropkick puts Matt down and the hot tag brings in Spud who actually doesn't turn on Carter.
There goes the bowtie but Spud beats on Tyrus instead, allowing Matt to take him down with something like Big Show's Final Cut. The Heart Punch puts Spud down but Tyrus misses a charge in the corner, allowing Spud to grab an Underdog. The real hot tag brings in Carter to face Hardy as everything breaks down. Ethan dives at both guys but they fail to catch him, leaving Carter to crash in an ugly looking landing. Back in and the Side Effect gets two on Ethan, followed by a Twist of Fate to Spud. The 1%er puts Matt away at 12:54.
Results
James Storm vs. Eric Young went to a double countout
Mike Bennett b. Mandrews Miracle in Progress
Wolves b. Decay Brainbuster onto a chair to Steve
Odarg the Great/Mahabali Shera b. Eli Drake/Jesse Godderz Rollup to Drake
Ethan Carter III/Rockstar Spud b. Tyrus/Matt Hardy 1%er to Hardy
Wednesday
NXT
Date: February 17, 2016
Location: CFE Arena, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
Tonight is a big show for NXT as we'll find out the #1 contender for Finn Balor's NXT Title with the title shot coming at Takeover: Dallas in about six weeks. Other than that we're starting to see the next challenger to Bayley's Women's Title as Asuka seems ready to come after the belt. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Sami vs. Joe to bring us to tonight.
Opening sequence.
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady/American Alpha vs. Scott Dawson/Dash Wilder/Blake and Murphy
No Carmella this week. Dawson and Gable get things going with the fans cheering for Chad as you would expect. Gable rides him to the mat and Dawson is quickly frustrated. Everything breaks down and the good guys clear the ring in a big stereo throw over the top. Back from a break with Blake holding Gable in a chinlock before Dawson scores with a good looking elbow to the jaw.
The heels keep taking turns on Gable in the corner until Dash plants him for two and puts on a chinlock. Back up and Gable collides with Wilder, finally allowing for the tag off to Jordan. Everything breaks down with Colin feeding Dawson into a belly to belly from Jason. Grand Amplitude gets two on Dawson with Dash making the save. Not that it matters as the Rocket Launcher puts Dawson away a few seconds later at 12:58.
Deonna Purrazzo is ready for a shot at revenge on Asuka when Emma and Dana Brook come in to say they run this place.
Deonna Purrazzo vs. Asuka
Asuka starts fast with some kicks to the ribs and a leg bar to make things even worse. Back up and Deonna fires off some forearms but makes the mistake of slapping Asuka in the face. Asuka easily takes her down into an ankle lock before tucking the ankle behind Deonna's back for a suplex. A tease of the Asuka Lock sets up a hard spinning kick to the head to put Purrazzo away at 2:53. Total squash.
We look back at Eva Marie and Nia Jax beating down Bayley and Carmella until Asuka made the save.
Nia and Eva say they were justified last week because Nia would have won the battle royal if she had been healthy. Asuka needs to stay out of their business. Eva sounded better here but still very scripted while Jax sounded natural.
Tye Dillinger vs. Alex Riley
Apparently Riley has called NXT a joke, which sends Graves on a tirade against Alex's facial hair. They fight over wrist control to start until Tye nips up and shouts TEN. A hard clothesline from Riley earns a ONE as Graves thinks Riley has been ripped off by an Uber driver to make him this mad. Alex's chinlock doesn't go anywhere and Tye comes back with a Thesz Press, only to charge into a hard right hand. Riley grabs a full nelson but gets rolled up for the pin at 3:16.
Finn Balor congratulates Apollo Crews on a great match last week and knows that Sami and Joe are going to give it their all tonight.
Baron Corbin comes in to see Regal and demands to be put in the #1 contenders match tonight. That gets him nowhere so Baron threatens violence and leaves.
Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe
Winner gets the title shot at some point in the future. Sami bails from a kick to start but gets caught in a wristlock to take him to the mat. Back up and Sami fights out of a headlock before running Joe over with a shoulder. The SAMI chants replace the OLE's as Sami grabs a wristlock. Joe gets sent to the floor and Sami teases a dive but has to backflip into the ring again as we take a break.
Back with Joe nailing a hard chop and catching a charging Sami with the Rock Bottom out of the corner. Sami tries slugging it out for some reason so Joe sweeps the leg to take over again as Zayn's face goes right into the mat. A hard kick to the face keeps Sami in trouble as they still haven't really cranked it up like you would expect them to. At least we're getting some loud strikes from Joe to make you cringe every time.
Sami tries to fight up but gets kicked again, only to come back with a clothesline to put Joe down. The Blue Thunder Bomb is easily blocked but Sami finally pulls him up for two. That's fine with Joe as he kicks Sami in the face (why try anything too complicated) and drops a backsplash for two more.
Back up and Joe tries another clothesline but has to fight out of a Koji Clutch attempt. A snap powerslam gets two for Joe but now it's Sami slugging away. Joe's enziguri in the corner staggers Zayn but he's still able to suplex Joe into the corner. The Helluva Kick is countered into the Koquina Clutch but Sami gets a rope. Sami is almost out of but still escapes the Muscle Buster, setting up the Helluva Kick for the pin out of nowhere at 16:12.
However, all four shoulders are down and the referee looks confused. Regal comes out and gets an explanation but the referee says he can't pick a #1 contender because that was a draw. Confusion reigns as we go off the air.
Results
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady/American Alpha b. Scott Dawson/Dash Wilder/Blake and Murphy Rocket Launcher to Dawson
Asuka b. Deonna Purrazzo Spinning kick to the head
Tye Dillinger b. Alex Riley Rollup
Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe went to a draw
Monday Night Raw
Date: February 15, 2016
Location: Honda Center, Anaheim, California
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
It's the go home show for Fastlane and in theory Brock is in the house again tonight. The big story coming out of last week seems to be Ambrose wanting to fight Lesnar whenever he can and seemingly having no issues with fighting Roman Reigns at the same time. This could make for some issues at Sunday's show. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's Brock/Ambrose/Reigns issues. Brock hitting Reigns in the head with a table is still awesome.
Here's Ambrose to get things going. Dean (I love how he holds a microphone) says he's in for the fight of his life on Sunday but this is Monday Night Raw. A long time ago, Dean learned that when you have to deal with the biggest bully, sometimes you have to get some dirt on your fingernails. Therefore, he wants Brock out here right now, but it's Stephanie instead. Dean hanging his head and giving a look of oh dang it not this nonsense is perfect.
She thinks Dean is out here filibustering because he couldn't get it done last week and needed Roman Reigns to save him. Stephanie asks the fans if they want to see Dean get F5'd tonight. For some reason they like the idea so Stephanie gives them just that: a Fatal Fiveway for the title. Also, if Reigns interferes, Dean is disqualified from Sunday's match. To translate, Stephanie just said Whatever you have going on, forget about it. This is MY show and I'm the only one that matters.
Intercontinental Title: Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens vs. Stardust vs. Tyler Breeze vs. Dolph Ziggler
Dean is defending of course and this is one fall to a finish. They really need to change the title here but good grief could these challengers (save for Owens) be any bigger set of losers? No tags here to make sure this is as insane as possible. Ambrose gets double teamed by Stardust and Breeze to start as JBL thinks Roman should come out to get rid of Ambrose on Sunday. Not the worst idea actually.
Dean sends Breeze to the floor and elbows Stardust in the face, only to have Owens run in to take Ambrose down. The champ slugs Owens in the corner as the other three guys have disappeared. Owens is sent to the floor, allowing Ziggler to spinwheel kick Ambrose down for two. We get an air guitar before the big jumping elbow gets two on Dean.
Time for the parade of secondary finishers until Owens powerbombs Breeze onto the floor to take out Ziggler and Stardust. The Pop Up Powerbomb is countered by an Ambrose hurricanrana before Dean dives on the other three outside. Back in and a swinging neckbreaker sets up the top rope standing elbow for two on Kevin. We take a break and come back with Dean bulldogging Stardust as the other three are on the floor. Dolph gets back in and pulls Ambrose off the top with a super X-Factor, only to have Stardust kick him in the face.
More secondary finishers connect until it's only Owens on his feet for three straight Cannonballs to crush everyone but Breeze. Tyler Beauty Shots Owens for two with everyone else making the save. Breeze loads up an Unprettier on Ambrose but Cole thinks it's a backslide. Suddenly I want to flip over to the Grammys. Everything breaks down and Owens powerbombs Breeze for the pin and the title at 12:40.
Post break Ambrose promises to win on Sunday no matter what.
We cut back to the announcers but have to go back to Renee because Owens is gloating about his win. He orders Young to tell the world that he was right but here's Ziggler (back in his snazzy vest) to challenge for a title shot on Sunday. Owens says nah.
Here's New Day for a chat and we look back to September for New Day's trombone vs. kazoo showdown with Edge and Christian. New Day will be on the Peep Show on Sunday's preshow. New Day says you don't bring a kazoo to a trombone fight because it's not even a real instrument. They discuss various instruments and talk about being on the Peep Show Sunday but tonight, they want to deal with Mark Henry for walking out on them last week. Therefore, it's time for a match.
Mark Henry vs. Big E.
Henry slams him down to start and we get a Junkyard Dog headbutt to send E. outside. A New Day distraction lets Big E. drive Henry into the barricade, setting up a one man Unicorn Stampede back inside. The Warrior Splash gets two and Big E. puts on the abdominal stretch, only to have Henry throw him around like he's nothing. A big boot drops Big E. but he avoids a charge in the corner and loads up the Big Ending, only to have Henry fall off before the impact, giving Big E. the pin at 4:42.
Here's Brie Bella for an in ring interview. Before she can get anywhere, here are Charlotte and Ric to interrupt. Does Ric actually do anything these days or is he just there as a bonus? Charlotte talks about Bryan being in a league of his own back in the day but Brie says that Bryan is still in that league. The champ is surprised that Brie isn't at home with her husband after that devastating of a loss.
Brie knows that Bryan supports her 100%. Charlotte: You mean you support you and Daniel 100%. They argue back and forth with Charlotte saying Brie needs to go back home and help her injured family, which Brie thinks is a way to get out of Sunday's show. Charlotte insults Brie's unborn goat faced vegan babies and it's on. Ric pulls his daughter to the floor before he can get involved, likely because this isn't covered by Medicare.
We look back at the Wyatts destroying people over the last few weeks.
The Miz vs. AJ Styles
Chris Jericho is on commentary. Miz jumps him before the bell and since DQ's aren't a thing unless the script calls for them, we're ready to go with Miz in early control. Some hard forearms set up a chinlock followed by a double arm crank on AJ. Back up and the Reality Check is broken up but Miz knocks him to the floor for something like a slingshot dropkick through the ropes. Miz stops to yell at Jericho though, allowing AJ to hit the springboard forearm off the steps as we go to a break.
Back with Miz getting two off a top rope ax handle and hitting the chinlock again. AJ pops up with some shots to the face and a running seated forearm. There's another forearm in the corner as Jericho talks about how versatile AJ is getting with that move. Miz gets two off a faceplant but the Skull Crushing Finale is countered into a rollup for two. AJ scores with the Pele but gets crotched on the top. That's fine with AJ as he nails the springboard forearm for two more. The Skull Crushing Finale out of nowhere gets the same but Miz misses a charge in the corner, setting up the Calf Crusher for the tap at 11:50.
Post match Jericho grabs a mic but AJ cuts him off, saying Jericho's win on Smackdown just tied things up. AJ has an idea for one more match and it would be.....at Fastlane. Well that was a letdown. Jericho thinks that would be phenomenal but he's not sure if he wants to do it one more time. He'll think about it though and give AJ an answer on Smackdown.
Here are the Dudley Boyz but they opt to not pull out a table before climbing in the ring. Bubba invites the Usos to come out before they'll want to hear this too. No Usos though, because they're just like these people in the crowd according to D-Von. These people thought the Dudleyz were coming back as a nostalgia act and then ride off into the sunset. Bubba thinks this might be a shock to people but on Smackdown, they promised to never use tables again. If they ever want to see the tables again, they need to watch the WWE Network.
Summer Rae vs. Paige
Total Divas match of the week. Summer throws her around to start and chokes on the ropes and then in the corner. Paige fights up and hits a running knee in the corner for her comeback. The PTO is loaded up but Summer reverses into a rollup for the pin at 3:31.
Here's Paul Heyman to talk about Sunday's historic triple threat. One beast will emerge victorious and then face HHH for the WWE World Title at Wrestlemania. Now Paul doesn't want to spend the next few minutes talking while Roman Reigns watches on a monitor. Therefore, he'd like Reigns to come out here for this meeting face to face. Heyman talks about the respect he has for Reigns but doesn't believe that he can pull it off this Sunday.
In a perfect world, Reigns wins and goes home to his wife and daughter to say that daddy did it. However, Brock Lesnar is standing in his way. The other challenge in his way is Dean Ambrose, which is why this Sunday, Reigns has to choose between his daughter and his best friend. There are those who choose friends but they wind up in divorce court. There are others who stand in the middle of the ring after winning the main event of Wrestlemania but they wind up alone in the back with no friends congratulating him. This Sunday, Brock stands in his way as his enemy but so does Dean Ambrose.
Reigns chuckles at what Heyman just said but at the end of the day, Heyman knows that Reigns can beat his boy. Roman promises to win on Sunday and Heyman leaves, only to have the Dudleyz jump Reigns from behind. Cue Ambrose to make the save and likely give us a main event. The Dudleyz are dispatched and Dean tries Dirty Deeds on Reigns but gets shoved away. Dean points at the sign and they smile at each other.
Next week someone is being awarded a prize named after Vince's father. Ok then. I wonder if this is going to replace the Warrior Award.
Another video on the Wyatts dominating people.
Zack Ryder vs. Heath Slater
Slater shoves him around to start and it's time for the victory lap around the ring. Back in and Ryder scores with a clothesline followed by the middle rope dropkick. Slater is sent to the floor and Ryder nails a nice flip dive to take them all out. Bo offers a distraction though, allowing Slater to hit an implant DDT for the pin at 2:05.
R-Truth is on a date when Goldust appears as a waiter (R-Truth: This isn't Table for 3 on the WWE Network!) to offer champagne. R-Truth: We're not in your house. Goldust: Of course not. It's not 1997. The champagne is sprayed all over the woman and Goldust bails. These are starting to get funnier at least.
Video on Kevin Owens, who is officially defending the title against Ziggler on Sunday.
Lucha Dragons/Neville vs. League of Nations
Sheamus is back so it's Barrett on the floor, minus a shirt this time. Kalisto vs. Del Rio for the US Title is Sunday's pre-show match. Kalisto headscissors Rusev to the floor to start but Del Rio gets in a cheap shot as everything breaks down. Neville and Kalisto dive off the top and Cara suicide dives through the ropes to take everyone out as we take a break.
Back with Rusev getting two on Kalisto before sending him to the floor. That goes nowhere so it's back to Sheamus for some stomping. Kalisto knees his way out of a suplex though and makes the hot tag off to Cara as things speed up. A standing Lionsault gets two on Del Rio and it's time for everyone to kick everyone else in the head. Cara suicide dives again to take out Del Rio but Barrett offers a distraction, setting up the top rope double stomp for the pin on Cara at 9:20.
Booker T. video for Black History Month.
We see a video from earlier today of Naomi and Tamina attacking Becky Lynch.
Del Rio says that Kalisto has a long way to go before proving that he's a real champion. Therefore, let's make Sunday's match a 2/3 falls match.
Naomi vs. Becky Lynch
Becky doesn't have anyone to counter Tamina here. A quick suplex sends Naomi out to the floor but she comes back in with her dancing kicks into the kick to the head. We hit the armbar (because the kicks to the legs are forgotten) but Becky rolls into the Disarm-Her for the tap at 2:07.
Post match the beatdown is on until Sasha Banks comes out for the save.
Third Wyatts video.
Reigns/Ambrose vs. Dudley Boyz on Smackdown.
Big Show vs. Braun Strowman
Before the match, the Family tells us we have the choice to beg for mercy and embrace Bray's freedom. The Family would destroy this machine and offer the people paradise in exchange for bowing to him. Bray has made a choice for Kane and Ryback, just like Strowman is about to make a choice for Big Show right now.
Big Show, who is appearing live on the Steve Austin Show immediately after this goes off the air, comes out and the opening bell rings at 11:05pm. The big power lockup sees them fight each other into the corner until Braun clotheslines him down. An elbow drop doesn't even get a one count so Show reverses a suplex to take over. The Wyatts come in for the DQ at 2:30.
Post match the beating is on until Ryback and Kane come out for the save to end the show.
Results
Kevin Owens b. Stardust, Dean Ambrose, Tyler Breeze and Dolph Ziggler Pop Up Powerbomb to Breeze
Big E. b. Mark Henry Henry fell out of the Big Ending
AJ Styles b. The Miz Calf Crusher
Summer Rae b. Paige Rollup
Heath Slater b. Zack Ryder Implant DDT
League of Nations b. Neville/Lucha Dragons Top rope double stomp to Cara
Becky Lynch b. Naomi Disarm-Her
Big Show b. Braun Strowman via DQ when the Wyatt Family interfered
Tuesday
King Barrett has announced he will not re-sign with the company once his contract runs out in June.
Axl Rotten's death has been confirmed as an accidental drug overdose.
Impact Wrestling
Date: February 16, 2016
Location: MEN Arena, Manchester, England
Attendance: 3,000
Commentators: Josh Matthews, D'Angelo Dinero
We're still in England and Lockdown is in a week (not that TNA has bothered to tell us that just yet of course), likely with the returning Ethan Carter III challenging Matt Hardy in one of the new champ's first title defenses. Other than that we may have more issues between Matt and Dixie Carter over Jeff Hardy's future. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the Tag Team Title situation with Decay stealing the Wolves' belts and daring the champs to come get them in a Monster's Ball this week.
Another recap shows us the ending of last week's show with Ethan Carter III returning to chase off Matt Hardy.
Ethan comes up to Dixie in the back and says it's now his mission to take the title back from Hardy. Dixie tells him that the rematch will be next week in Lockdown inside the steel cage. That's fine with Ethan, but tonight he has something personal to take care of.
Opening sequence.
Here's Ethan in the arena with something to say. He walked into this company two and a half years ago with a chip on his shoulder and he's beaten everyone in front of him save for one name. That one man is all that matter to him right now and that is Matt Hardy. The one word that matters right now is rematch and Matt is going to be locked inside a cage with all of Ethan's rage and vengeance.
Right now though, Ethan's fists need to start punching someone and he can't think of anyone better than Tyrus. Maybe Tyrus is breast feeding Maxel Hardy but get out here right now and fight. Tyrus comes out to say Ethan doesn't want this. Ethan: Actually I do salami tits. However, Tyrus thinks Ethan is afraid to be alone and he got to a new level with Tyrus. They were close enough for Tyrus to call him boss, but now Tyrus knows everything about him. Ethan asks if Tyrus is done and now the brawl is on.
Tyrus takes over and punches Carter up the aisle, only to be sent into the barricade a few times. This brings out Matt for the double beatdown and it's time for a chair. Ethan fights both of them off though and cleans house with a chair. Matt issues the challenge for the tag match later tonight.
Here are Eric Young and Bram with something to say. Young asks if there's anyone in the crowd tough enough to take his King of the Mountain Title from him. One person who certainly won't be doing it is Jeff Hardy, but this brings out Beer Money. OF COURSE IT BRINGS OUT BEER MONEY because we haven't had this story go on long enough yet. Storm accepts the challenge and we're ready to go.
King of the Mountain Title: Eric Young vs. James Storm
Young is defending and gets taken down in a hurry with Storm sending him into the corner. Storm gets sent to the floor though, allowing Eric to take over back inside. An elbow to the face gets two and a neckbreaker gets the same. We hit the chinlock for a bit before Storm fights up with some clotheslines. Roode intercepts Bram and all four guys brawl to the floor for the double countout at 4:07.
All four fight into the crowd.
Drew Galloway offers to be Ethan's partner. They have common goals but Ethan wants to stand alone tonight.
Back from a break and THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING. Just put them in the cage match like you know you're going to next week so we can hopefully end this feud already. We cut away as the fighting continues.
Here are Mike Bennett and Maria to discuss the people that have come across Mike so far. Kurt Angle hit him from behind and then ran away. Drew Galloway is stuck with a ticking time bomb called a briefcase. Tonight though, Mike wants to face one of the UK's own.
Mike Bennett vs. Mandrews
Mandrews takes him down with an early armdrag and we're already at the first shooting star, only to have Mike raise his knees. We hit the early chinlock for a few moments before Mike flapjacks him for two. Mandrews comes back with a spinning DDT and a standing corkscrew moonsault for two of his own. Bennett crotches him on top and hits a hanging Diamond Cutter, followed by the Miracle in Progress for the pin at 3:46.
Post match Bennett keeps pounding on Mandrews until Drew Galloway makes the save.
Rosemary talks about leaving the Wolves lying in a pool of their own blood with nothing to wear. Abyss promises that she'll be the most beautiful woman at the ball. The Decay is in a cage when someone comes up to say he remembers Rosemary. He blows a kiss and says he'll see them soon. Apparently that would be British wrestler Jimmy Havoc.
Post break and Bennett beats down Galloway and Mandrews in the back.
Odarg the Great (notice the spelling) is coming.
Matt Hardy and Tyrus threaten Rockstar Spud to not be Ethan's partner later.
We look back at Angle vs. Lashley from last year.
Tag Team Titles: Wolves vs. Decay
Monster's Ball (street fight) with the Wolves defending. They brawl in the aisle to start and the weapons are quickly brought in as we take an early break. Such a stupid WWE move. Back with the Wolves in control and grabbing a ladder. Abyss' ankle gets caught in the ladder but Rosemary mists Davey to break up the top rope double stomp, allowing Abyss to pelt a chair at Eddie, knocking him down through a table.
Abyss pulls out Janice and before I can type and he swings it, only to get it caught in the turnbuckle pad because HE ALWAYS GETS IT CAUGHT IN THE TURNBUCKLE PAD, he swings it, only to get it caught in the turnbuckle pad because HE ALWAYS GETS IT CAUGHT IN THE TURNBUCKLE PAD. That means more violence as Abyss piles up chairs until Eddie gets up for the save, setting up sunset bomb onto the chairs.
Steve and Davey get back in and the champs hit the clown in the back with a chair, setting up a top rope double stomp. Abyss starts cleaning house and brings out the bag of tacks. Pope: We always think it's the tacks but you never know! Yeah Pope we do know, because it's always the tacks. Eddie kicks Abyss out to the floor, allowing Davey to suicide dive the monster into the barbed wire board. Steve blasts Eddie with a chair off camera and puts his head inside a chair.
Rosemary gets in the ring to break up something like a Conchairto though as she pours the tacks (yeah they were tacks, because they're always tacks) onto Eddie's head first. The Conchairto misses though because of course it does, allowing Eddie to use Janice to knock a chair into Steve's face. Richards kisses Rosemary (there's some sexual assault for you) but it's a trick to suck the mist out of her mouth. I'm not sure if that's brilliant or ridiculous. Whatever they call Chasing the Dragon onto the chairs puts Steve away at 14:33.
Spud offers to be Ethan's partner but Ethan still wants to do it alone.
Gail Kim/Madison Rayne vs. Jade/Marti Bell
Speaking of things we've seen time after time. It's a brawl to start with Marti scoring off a Samoan Drop to Kim, followed by a running flip neckbreaker for two. Gail gets beaten down a little more until Jade runs into a boot in the corner. The hot tag brings in Madison as everything breaks down. Jade's dive is broken up by Gail's forearm, allowing Madison to roll Marti up for the pin at 4:00.
Post match, the Dollhouse beats down Gail and Madison until Velvet Sky makes the save. Velvet wants Lethal Lockdown next week.
Mahabali Shera is back and has a new friend in Odarg the Great, who says he's a good guy. It's clearly Grado as the mask is similar to Vader's old style.
Eric Young/Bram and Beer Money are still fighting in the back. Pope: They'll get tired in a while. The villains finally start walking away but Beer Money tells the cameraman that they want a cage match next week. So I'm supposed to care about a ten minute match after they just fought for over an hour?
Jesse Godderz/Eli Drake vs. Mahabali Shera/Odarg the Great
Well he was coming an hour ago, then he appeared and now he's having a match. He even comes out to Grado's music and doing Grado's strut, though he's billed from Parts Unknown. Pope even gets in a Midnight Rider reference as the match begins without a bell that I could hear. Shera drop toeholds Drake down and ties Eli's arms up to make him do the dance.
Jesse has some better luck by taking Shera to the mat and setting up something like a Demolition Decapitator. Back up and the hot tag brings in Odarg to clean house as everything breaks down. A Sky High gets two on Jesse as Drake goes after the mask. Odarg pulls it off instead and rolls Drake up (looking him right in the face) for the pin at 5:00.
Drake's shocked look post match is great.
Post break Eli wants Grado at Lockdown but Odarg comes up to say he'll be Drake's opponent.
Matt Hardy/Tyrus vs. Ethan Carter III
Handicap to start. The fans are doing this awkward wave to Carter's music and it's really not working. Tyrus starts for the team but gets knocked back into the corner for an early beating. A t-bone suplex sends Carter flying though and we take a break. Back with Matt dropping a middle rope elbow to Ethan but Rockstar Spud comes out to be Carter's partner. Ethan scores with a clothesline but stays in to fight Matt as the fans want Spud. A dropkick puts Matt down and the hot tag brings in Spud who actually doesn't turn on Carter.
There goes the bowtie but Spud beats on Tyrus instead, allowing Matt to take him down with something like Big Show's Final Cut. The Heart Punch puts Spud down but Tyrus misses a charge in the corner, allowing Spud to grab an Underdog. The real hot tag brings in Carter to face Hardy as everything breaks down. Ethan dives at both guys but they fail to catch him, leaving Carter to crash in an ugly looking landing. Back in and the Side Effect gets two on Ethan, followed by a Twist of Fate to Spud. The 1%er puts Matt away at 12:54.
Results
James Storm vs. Eric Young went to a double countout
Mike Bennett b. Mandrews Miracle in Progress
Wolves b. Decay Brainbuster onto a chair to Steve
Odarg the Great/Mahabali Shera b. Eli Drake/Jesse Godderz Rollup to Drake
Ethan Carter III/Rockstar Spud b. Tyrus/Matt Hardy 1%er to Hardy
Wednesday
NXT
Date: February 17, 2016
Location: CFE Arena, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
Tonight is a big show for NXT as we'll find out the #1 contender for Finn Balor's NXT Title with the title shot coming at Takeover: Dallas in about six weeks. Other than that we're starting to see the next challenger to Bayley's Women's Title as Asuka seems ready to come after the belt. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Sami vs. Joe to bring us to tonight.
Opening sequence.
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady/American Alpha vs. Scott Dawson/Dash Wilder/Blake and Murphy
No Carmella this week. Dawson and Gable get things going with the fans cheering for Chad as you would expect. Gable rides him to the mat and Dawson is quickly frustrated. Everything breaks down and the good guys clear the ring in a big stereo throw over the top. Back from a break with Blake holding Gable in a chinlock before Dawson scores with a good looking elbow to the jaw.
The heels keep taking turns on Gable in the corner until Dash plants him for two and puts on a chinlock. Back up and Gable collides with Wilder, finally allowing for the tag off to Jordan. Everything breaks down with Colin feeding Dawson into a belly to belly from Jason. Grand Amplitude gets two on Dawson with Dash making the save. Not that it matters as the Rocket Launcher puts Dawson away a few seconds later at 12:58.
Deonna Purrazzo is ready for a shot at revenge on Asuka when Emma and Dana Brook come in to say they run this place.
Deonna Purrazzo vs. Asuka
Asuka starts fast with some kicks to the ribs and a leg bar to make things even worse. Back up and Deonna fires off some forearms but makes the mistake of slapping Asuka in the face. Asuka easily takes her down into an ankle lock before tucking the ankle behind Deonna's back for a suplex. A tease of the Asuka Lock sets up a hard spinning kick to the head to put Purrazzo away at 2:53. Total squash.
We look back at Eva Marie and Nia Jax beating down Bayley and Carmella until Asuka made the save.
Nia and Eva say they were justified last week because Nia would have won the battle royal if she had been healthy. Asuka needs to stay out of their business. Eva sounded better here but still very scripted while Jax sounded natural.
Tye Dillinger vs. Alex Riley
Apparently Riley has called NXT a joke, which sends Graves on a tirade against Alex's facial hair. They fight over wrist control to start until Tye nips up and shouts TEN. A hard clothesline from Riley earns a ONE as Graves thinks Riley has been ripped off by an Uber driver to make him this mad. Alex's chinlock doesn't go anywhere and Tye comes back with a Thesz Press, only to charge into a hard right hand. Riley grabs a full nelson but gets rolled up for the pin at 3:16.
Finn Balor congratulates Apollo Crews on a great match last week and knows that Sami and Joe are going to give it their all tonight.
Baron Corbin comes in to see Regal and demands to be put in the #1 contenders match tonight. That gets him nowhere so Baron threatens violence and leaves.
Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe
Winner gets the title shot at some point in the future. Sami bails from a kick to start but gets caught in a wristlock to take him to the mat. Back up and Sami fights out of a headlock before running Joe over with a shoulder. The SAMI chants replace the OLE's as Sami grabs a wristlock. Joe gets sent to the floor and Sami teases a dive but has to backflip into the ring again as we take a break.
Back with Joe nailing a hard chop and catching a charging Sami with the Rock Bottom out of the corner. Sami tries slugging it out for some reason so Joe sweeps the leg to take over again as Zayn's face goes right into the mat. A hard kick to the face keeps Sami in trouble as they still haven't really cranked it up like you would expect them to. At least we're getting some loud strikes from Joe to make you cringe every time.
Sami tries to fight up but gets kicked again, only to come back with a clothesline to put Joe down. The Blue Thunder Bomb is easily blocked but Sami finally pulls him up for two. That's fine with Joe as he kicks Sami in the face (why try anything too complicated) and drops a backsplash for two more.
Back up and Joe tries another clothesline but has to fight out of a Koji Clutch attempt. A snap powerslam gets two for Joe but now it's Sami slugging away. Joe's enziguri in the corner staggers Zayn but he's still able to suplex Joe into the corner. The Helluva Kick is countered into the Koquina Clutch but Sami gets a rope. Sami is almost out of but still escapes the Muscle Buster, setting up the Helluva Kick for the pin out of nowhere at 16:12.
However, all four shoulders are down and the referee looks confused. Regal comes out and gets an explanation but the referee says he can't pick a #1 contender because that was a draw. Confusion reigns as we go off the air.
Results
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady/American Alpha b. Scott Dawson/Dash Wilder/Blake and Murphy Rocket Launcher to Dawson
Asuka b. Deonna Purrazzo Spinning kick to the head
Tye Dillinger b. Alex Riley Rollup
Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe went to a draw