Week 13 of UCW
UCW ROSTER
Kurt Angle, Edge, Kane, Big Show, RVD, John Cena, HHH, Shawn Micheals, Undertaker, JBL, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Booker T, Chris Masters, Randy Orton, Carlito, Tajiri, Rey Mysterio, Batista, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Bobby Lashley, Danny Basham, Doug Basham, Paul London, Christian, Mark Henry, Hardcore Holly, Balls Mahoney, The Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, Sabu, Rhino, Bubba Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Goldberg, Sting, Buff Bagwell, Billy Kidman, Diamond Dallas Page, Pitbull, Umaga, Raven
Members of Team ECW- Balls Mahoney, The Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, Sabu, Rhino, Bubba Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, RVD, Rey Mysterio
Members of Team WCW- Goldberg, Sting, Buff Bagwell, Billy Kidman, Diamond Dallas Page, Booker T, Big Show, Chris Beniot, Chris Jericho, Raven
Managers/Non-Wrestlers
Melina, Lita, Paul Heyman, Shane McMahon, Armando Alejandro Estrada
A promo starts showing wrestlers walking to the ring.
"Many of the wrestlers dream about their chance at glory. There are 5 Titles you can earn and only one can be called World Champion. To be the best, some put there bodies and careers on the line. When they finally get their chance, it's do or die. This is Ultimate Championship Wrestling , and this is there life!"
*Fireworks shoot off into the air while Bodies by Drowning Pool plays.*
J.R.- Hello Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to UCW week 13! We are here live in front of a sold out crowd in Miami, Flordia! Tonight, there's going to be a Six-Man Tag Match! Kurt Angle, John Cena and Shelton Benjamin will take on Mark Henry, The Sandman and Balls Mahoney! Also, Carlito and Charlie Haas will take on Umaga in a Handicap Match!
Kurt Angle's music hits and the fans go nuts!
J.R.- Listen to the ovation for Kurt Angle!
He makes he way out to the ring and grabs a microphone.
Kurt- MAN IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!
The fans cheer.
Kurt- Tonight, I am going to finally get my hands on Mark Henry. The man that put me out of commision for more then a month! He doesn't have any idea of the rage that's built up inside of me and I'm going to unleash it all on him, TONIGHT! But Henry, since you put me out of action for all that time and caused my title to go vacant, I have noticed that your holding my belt. So does that mean that you couldn't beat me so you took me out and won a tournament to get the belt? Seeing you the World Champion makes me sick! So I'm throwing down a challenge to you Henry. At this month's UCW PPV, Danger Zone, it will be me and you, one-on-one!
The fans cheer again.
Kurt- So what do you say, Henry?
After a short pause, Mark Henry's music hit and he came out to the stage with the World Title over his shoulder, the lead pipe in one hand, and a microphone in the other hand.
Henry- Ya know Kurt, I loved not having you around. I could do anything I wanted and nobody could stop me! But your the only one that could have the slightest chance of beating me. So tonight, if your team can beat my team in the Six-Man Tag Match, I will accept your challenge but it will be in the match of my choice!
J.R.- Wow! Tonight is Angle's chance to get his rematch for the World Title! I can't wait to see that!
Henry walked backstage as Angle stood in the ring with a determined look on his face.
*Commercial*
Undertaker w/ Kane v.s. Triple H w/ HBK
"ARE YOU READY?"
The fans go nuts!
"BOW TO THE MASTERS....................BREAK IT DOWN!"
DX's made there way down to the ring with the fans screaming. They calmed the crowd down and grabbed a microphone.
HHH- ..................Are you ready?
The fans cheer.
HHH- I can't hear you Miami, I said, ARE YOU READY!!!???
*The fans went insane!*
HHH- Then for the thousands in attendence...................and for the millions watching at home.........................LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fans cheered as HHH handed the microphone to HBK.
HBK- The following defeat of the Undertaker at the hands of HHH is a Public Service Announcment from your friends here at, D-Genration-X. Reminding each and every one of you that if your not down with that, then we've got two words for ya, SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!
Undertaker's music hit and he walked slowly out to the ring with the dark blue light and smoke filling the arena with Kane following behind.
Undertaker got into the ring and HHH immeadietly went on the attack. HHH pulled the back of Undertaker's trenchcoat over his head and proceeded to kick and punch him while he couldn't see. Undertaker fell to his knees and HHH continued to beat on him. HHH then pulled the trenchcoat off of the Undertaker and tossed it out of the ring with his hat. HHH forced Undertaker into the bottom of the corner and stomped away at his body. HHH picked him up and pulled him towards the middle of the ring. HHH then hit a Spinebuster! He picked up HHH and went to whip him into the ropes but Undertaker countered it and whipped HHH into the ropes instead. HHH came back and went for a Clothesline but Undertaker ducked under it, ran against the opposite ropes and when they came back towards each other, Undertaker hit the Jumping Clotheline! Undertaker got up and picked up HHH. Undertaker lifted him up in a Military Press Slam but HBK got on the apron. Undertaker then launched HHH at HBK and HBK bounced off of the apron and hit the audience guard rail! HHH landed in the ring and Undertaker went to pick him up but Undertaker got hit with a Low Blow! The ref was checking if HBK was alright. HHH then capatolized on the Undertaker being bent over and hit the Pedigree! Kane got into the ring and when HHH turned around he hit the Chokeslam! Then out of nowhere, Kane got hit in the back with a steel chair by Johnny Nitro! Joey Mercury had a chair as well and smashed it over the back of the head while he was down!
Winner: No Contest
Melina was in the ring and observing Nitro and Mercury beating on The Brothers of Destruction and DX. Nitro went on the outside of the ring and attacked HBK who was also still down. Mercury put the chair on the head of HHH and hit an Elbow Drop from the second rope onto the chair that was laying against the skull of HHH.
MNM had confidant looks on there faces as they left the ring and walked up the ramp.
*Commercial*
When the show comes back on the air, Vince is shown in his office, talking on his cell phone.
Vince- Tonight, your going to make a statement against Team ECW and Team WCW...........................I'm looking forward to seeing you..................ok.............ok I'll see you later tonight.......ok, bye.
MNM then comes into his office with smiles on there faces.
Nitro- You wanted to see us Vince?
Vince- Ah, yes. Thanks for coming. I noticed what you guys did out there to DX and The Brothers of Destruction.
Mercury- I'm glad you admire our work! We kicked there asses!
Vince- Yes you did. But I didn't ask you guys here to congratdulate you. I asked you here becuase I have decided the next move in the Tag Team Title Division. You guys are undefeated in your all your matches, correct?
Melina- You bet they are Vince! They are the most dominating tag team in wrestling history!
Vince- Well, if that is true, then you guys should have no problem defending your titles at all. So I have decided on a match at Danger Zone. It will be you guys, MNM, defending your titles against D-Generation-X and The Brothers of Destruction in a Triple Threat Tag Team match!
Nitro- WHAT!?
Mercury- ARE YOU CRAZY!?
Melina- YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
As Vince starts to walk out of his office, he turns and looks back to tell MNM something.
Vince- Oh and by the way guys, since it's a Triple Threat Match, that means that you guys don't have to be involved in the decision to lose the belts. Have a good day!
MNM- NO!!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!
Carlito's music hit and he comes down to the ring with Charlie Haas.
J.R.- I am shocked at the match that has been made for Danger Zone involving the tag team champs! That's huge!
Umaga's music hit and he comes down to the ring with Armando Alejandro Estrada.
They get in the ring and Estrada grabs a microphone.
Estrada- Everybody listen, ha ha,.......to me! In case you haven't heard, My name is Armando...Alejandro...Estrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrada!
Estrada- Pitbull was destroyed and now it is time for his next victims to take the fall by this man....The Samoan Bulldozer, OooooooomAgA!!! (Umaga)
Handicap Match
Carlito and Charlie Haas v.s. Umaga w/ Armando Alejandro Estrada
Carlito started the match and Umaga charged at him. Carlito moved and Umaga ran right into the corner. Haas grabbed Umaga's head and pulled it down for a Guillotine across the top rope. Umaga turned around dazed and Carlito hit a Jumping Dropkick. Umaga stumbled back but didn't get knock off of his feet! Carlito got up and ran aganist the ropes and hit a Clothesline, but it was like running into a brick wall. Umaga stared at Carlito and Carlito started to punch him in the face. Umaga then grabbed Carlito by the head and gave him a Headbutt. Haas got in the ring and hit him from behind. Umaga turned around and stared at Haas with a furious look on his face. He then grabbed Haas and pushed him into the corner. Umaga went to the opposite corner and charged at Haas for the Running Bump, but Carlito dove at him from the side, hitting a Shoulder Block and knocking off of his feet!
J.R.- Oh My! Carlito has knocked Umaga off of his feet!
Haas got up out of the corner and helped Carlito pick up Umaga but Umaga pushed both of them back with force. Carlito landed in a sitting position in the corner and Haas bounced off of the ropes and came back right into a Belly to Belly Suplex. Umaga got up and went into the opposite corner of Carlito and hit the Running Bump! Estrada got onto the apron and broke the cigar, signaling the finish. Umaga then picked up the nearly lifeless Carlito and hit the Samoan Spike! Umaga walked over and picked up Haas. He lifted Haas up by his neck with one hand and hit the Samoan Spike with the other. Umaga pulled Haas on top of Carlito and pinned them both, 1...............2...............3!
Winner: Umaga
Umaga had his hand raised by Estrada and they left the ring. Carlito and Haas were trying to recover and Carlito was struggling to pull him self up, using the ropes. Carlito got up on spagehtti legs, turned around, and got hit by a Spear from Edge!
J.R.- Oh what the hell was that!? Stop that Edge!
Edge held his U.S. Title up in the air and noticed Haas was getting up. Haas tunred around and Edge hit him in the head with his U.S. Title, causing him to fall outside the ring. Edge got down on the mat and yelled crap at Carlito while holding the U.S. Title next to his head.
The camera pans backstage were RVD is talking to Sandman.
RVD- I'm glad that tonight I get my shot to be the number one contender for your Hardcore Title
Sandman- It would be great to face you in a Hardcore Rules match, just like the good ol' days.
RVD- Just remember, it the end, were still friends and it's just business.
Sandman- Right.
They shake hands and RVD walks away.
*Commercial*
Hardcore Championship # 1 Contender Fatal-Four Way Match
Rob Van Dam v.s. Hardcore Holly v.s. Tajiri v.s. Raven
RVD's music hits and he makes his way down the ramp with the fans cheering.
Then out of nowhere, Raven attacks him from behind with a steel chair! RVD falls down and Raven drags him to the ring. He hits him with the chair again while he's down and goes under the ring for a table! Raven sets it up and RVD gets on the apron and tries to pull himself in the ring. But Raven gets on the apron and punches RVD. Then Tajiri comes out of the audience, gets in the ring and runs at them, hitting a Cross Body over the top rope on them and all three of them fly off of the apron and go through the table! While they are all down on the outside, Hardcore Holly makes his way down to the ring with a street sign. Tajiri tries to get up but gets hit over the head with the street sign! Hardcore Holly throws the sign down and picks up RVD and hits the Alabama Slam onto the street sign! Holly covers RVD, 1.................2...................NO! Raven breaks up the pin. Raven lifts up Holly and puts him in the ring. Raven goes under the ring and grabs a trash can and a steel chair. He gets in the ring and puts the trash can over Holly. He then takes the chair and hits him with it while the trash can is over his head and upper body. Holly falls down and Raven taunted by holding his arms straight out with the chair in one of his hands. Raven turned around with the chair and RVD hit the Van-Daminator! RVD got on the top turnbuckle and did his Rob.......Van.........Dam taunt with the fans doing the same. Then Tajiri got on the apron and pushed RVD off of the top turnbuckle and RVD fell to the outside of the ring with the fans gasping. Tajiri got in the ring and Raven was on his knees, trying to get up and Tajiri hit the Buzzsaw kick on Raven! Tajiri covers Raven, 1................2.................NO! Holly pulled himself out of the trash can when Tajiri hit the Buzzsaw kick and broke up the pin! Holly and Tajiri started exchanging blows and RVD went under the ring and grabbed a ladder as Holly managed to hit the Alabama Slam on Tajiri. Raven got up and looked at Holly. Then they both looked at RVD, who had the ladder on the apron and was pushing it in. RVD ducked as Raven and Holly hit a Double Baseball Slide into the ladder in an attempt to take out RVD. RVD went under the apron skirt and left Holly and Raven confused on the outside. They both eventually attacked each other and were fighting on the outside when RVD came out from under the opposite side of the ring. RVD climbed the turnbuckle and hit the Five- Star Frog Splash on Tajiri! Raven and Holly didn't notice and RVD cavered Tajiri, 1.................2..................3!
Winner: Rob Van Dam
RVD slid out of the ring as Holly and Raven just noticed what happened and were irrate. RVD celebrated up the ramp as the show went to commercial.
*Commercial*
When the show comes back on the air, Raven storms into Vince's office.
Raven- Vince! I should be facing Sandman for the Hardcore Title at Danger Zone! Do something about this!
Vince- Well, I told Paul Heyman that I'm against him and the same goes for WCW, I'm against you! You lost! Stop being such a baby.
Raven- I am the most Hardcore person in this entire locker room! I should be going to Danger Zone for that Hardcore Title!
Vince- Rob Van Dam beat you last week, didn't he? Well that proves that he is the better man.
Raven- Vince, if I don't get another opportunity, I'll.............I'll...............
Raven grabs Vince but his suit and pushes him back on his desk.
Raven- I'll kick your ASS!
Raven let go of Vince and Vince stood up.
Vince- You don't EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME AGAIN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!? Next week, I'll give you a decison on the Hardcore Title. Now get the HELL OUTOF MY OFFICE!
Raven- Fine!
Raven storms out of the office with Vince having a pissed off look on his face.
The camera pans back on the ring where the ring announcer is about to talk.
Ring Announcer- Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is the Six- Man Tag Match, and is scheduled for one fall.
Shelton Benjamin's music hit and the fans stand on there feet with cheers. He makes his way down to the ring and awaits his partners.
John Cena's music hit and the fans screamed uncontrollably! He goes down to the ring and shakes hands with Shelton.
Angle's music hit and the fans gave a HUGE standing ovation! He came to the ring and fed off the cheers as he high fived his partners.
J.R.- Remember folks, if Angle's team wins, Angle gets a shot at the World Title at Danger Zone.
ECW's theme music hit and Sandman and Balls Mahoney came down to the ring. They stopped in the middle of the ramp and pointed behind them. Then the rest of ECW came down to the ring and were standing on the outside of the ring while they waited for Mark Henry.
Henry's music hit and he came down to the ring with his World Title and lead pipe.
Henry gave his belt to the ref and Henry put his lead pipe under his corner's turnbuckle.
Six-Man Tag Match
Kurt Angle, Shelton Benjamin, & John Cena V.S. Mark Henry, The Sandman & Balls Mahoney
The bell rang and action erupted in the ring! The ref couldn't control the wrestlers as they exchanged punches in the ring. The rest of the ECW crew stormed the ring and attacked Angle, Shelton, and Cena. The ref got destroyed in the melee as well!
J.R.- I don't believe this! It was nothing more then a trap!
ECW and Henry started to destroy Angle, Cena and Shelton as the fans booed.
Then the lights in the arena went out! Nobody had any idea what was going on. The Titantron showed the outside of the arena and the camera zoomed out to show the Miami City Skyline. The camera flew over the Miami Skyline and clouds covered the screen. Then you hear a voice............... "Do ya smell it?"
IT'S THE ROCK!
The Rock runs down the ramp!
J.R.- OH MY GOD IT'S THE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ROCK IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!
The Rock slides in the ring and Tommy Dreamer went to attack him but got caught with a mean right hand from the Rock. ECW guys kept coming at the Rock but he kept nailing them with right and left hands! Then Sandman was able to stike him with his kendo stick right in his back. ECW gained the advantage once again and proceded to beat on Angle, Cena, Shelton, and the Rock. Then Team WCW ran down to the ring and started to fight ECW! Then Vince came out to the stage and had a microphone.
Vince- Everyone get out here, NOW!
Bobby Lashley, Batista, Chris Masters, Randy Orton, and Edge ran down to the ring help the other UCW guys who were low in numbers. An absolute war erupted in the ring and even on the outside of the ring with UCW, ECW, and WCW!
J.R.- This is absolute mayhem! Who's gonna break this up!?
Then the sound of glass shattering erupted through the speakers and the fans were going insane! Stone Cold Steve Austin drove his pick-up truck out from the side of the stage and drove down the entrance way! He slammed on his brakes before he hit the ring and got out of the trucks with a chair! He got in the ring and started cleaning house!
J.R.- I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD IS HERE!!!!!!!!!
Then after a few more moments of brawling, the TNA Impact theme song hit and the fans were stunned! Samoa Joe, Monty Brown, Senshi, Jeff Jarett, Scott Steiner, Abyss, and A.J. Styles came out to the stage. Vince stood next to them in disbelief.
Vince- What the hell are you guys doing here!? You have no buisness......
Samoa Joe interupted Vince with vicious right hand, knocking him out!
The TNA wrestlers ran down to the ring and began fighting everyone!
J.R.- TNA!? I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WERE WITNESSING!!!!!!!! Who's gonna break this up!? Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for joining us tonight on UCW week 13 and I'll see you next week in Detroit, Michigan!
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