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Week 2 of the UWF
UCW ROSTER
Kurt Angle, Edge, Kane, Big Show, RVD, John Cena, HHH, Shawn Micheals, Undertaker, JBL, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Booker T, Chris Masters, Randy Orton, Carlito, Tajiri, Rey Mysterio, Batista, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Bobby Lashley, Danny Basham, Doug Basham, Paul London, Christian, Mark Henry, Hardcore Holly.
Managers/Non-Wrestlers
Melina, Lita, Daivari
A promo starts showing wrestlers walking to the ring.
"30 wrestlers.............. 5 titles............... 1 ring. It's all on the line and only one can be called World Champion. This is Ultimate Championship Wrestling , and this is there life!"
*Fireworks shoot off into the air while Bodies by Drowning Pool plays*
J.R.- Welcome ladies and gentleman to the second edition of the Ulimate Championship Wrestling! We are live here in Baltimore, Maryland and are shocked at last weeks UCW show! Let's take you back to last week where the Chairman made a huge announcment.
*A video shows last weeks UCW show when Vince made the announcment for the UCW World Title match and shows when Kurt eliminated Kane to win the Title.*
*Kurt Angle's music hits and the fans go crazy!*
Ring Announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the New UCW World Champion, Kurt Angle!
J.R.- What an ovation for the UCW champion, Kurt Angle!
*Angle gets into the ring and grabs a microphone.*
Kurt Angle- I am honored to be wearing this title around my waist. And I am going to assure you all, that I will hang on to this title until I have no more blood, no more sweat, and no more tears to give. I will use every ounce of energy I have to stop anybody in my way and to keep this belt. NOBODY WILL STOP ME, THE WRESTLING MACHINE, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Vince's music hits and he walks out to the ramp.*
J.R.- Here comes the Chairman of the board out to the arena.
Vince- Kurt, I was very happy with the outcome of the match last week. The ratings were through the roof! I like a man that can get me ratings. But what I would like to do is to choose the men who eliminated the most wrestlers and put them in a match. Now you eliminated the most wrestlers, but since you have the title, you will not be in this match. You eliminated 6 wrestlers. The second best was Kane who eliminated 4 wrestlers. Then we have Mark Henry and RVD who each eliminated 3 wrestlers. Tonight I am going to put those 3 in a match tonight, and the winner will be the #1 contender for the UCW World Title and will face you at UCW's first pay-per-view, Extreme Suffering.
I will put them in a triple threat scaffold match tonight!
*The fans go absolutly insane!*
Vince- Laying around the ring, and hanging on the scaffold will be random weapons and at the top level of the scaffold will be a briefcase hanging from the ceiling. Inside the briefcase will be a contract for the match against Kurt Angle who will be defending the UCW World Championship.
Kurt Angle- I'm not worried. BRING EM' ON! Because at Extreme Suffering, I will walk out of the arena still crowned as the UCW World Champion! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kurt's music plays as he gets on the second turnbuckle and taunts to the fans.*
*Commercial*
MNM vs Carlito and Charlie Haas
*MNM come out to the ring and the crowd boos.*
J.R.- After Carlito and Charlie Haas were eliminated by MNM last week in the UWF Title match, they agreed to team up with each other to take out MNM.
*Charlie Haas comes out and recieves light cheers from the fans.*
When Haas got into the ring, MNM attacked him and the bell rang to begin the match. Carlito then runs down to the ring and helps Haas fight off MNM. MNM goes to the outside of the ring and avoids Carlito and Haas's beat down. They talk to each other and Joey Mercury decides to start the match off against Carlito. Carlito and Joey Mercury lock up in a grapple and Carlito over powers Mercury and pushes him down. Carlito then gets on the attack of Mercury and takes the fight to the ground. He locks Mercury into a headlock and Johnny Nitro runs into the ring to break the hold the referre then makes Johnny Nitro get back to his corner. While the Ref is distracted, Mercury presses his thumb into the eye of Carlito. He then drags Carlito to MNM's corner and tags in Nitro. Nitro and Mercury go on the attack and and Haas tries to help but the Ref holds him back. Then Mercury goes into MNM's corner and Nitro gets ready to hit a DDT on Carlito but Carlito counters into a Northern Lights Suplex. Carlito then jumps to his corner and tags in Charlie Haas. Haas then jumps on Nitro and starts pounding on him. Nitro then grabs Haas and throws him through the second rope, giving himself a chance to recover. The Ref starts to count him out when Carlito comes up from behind Nitro and hits him with the Backcracker! Carlito rolls out of the ring and Haas gets back in Mercury runs around the ring and attacks Carlito by throwing him over the audience barrier. Melina distracts the Ref and Mercury hits Haas with a chair. Mercury and Nitro then pick him up and hit him with the snapshot! Mercury rolls out of the ring and Melina stops distracting the Ref and lets Nitro pin Haas.
Winners: MNM
*Aftermath*
MNM celebrates in the ring and get out fast when Carlito gets back into the ring to check on Haas.
*Backstage*
Vince is talking on his cell phone when Mark Henry comes into his office.
Vince- I'll have to call you back. (Vince hangs up the phone.)
Mark Henry- I way over 400 pounds and I'm going to be in a scaffold match!? Are you crazy?
Vince- Oh yeah. I didn't think of that. Oh well.
Mark Henry- OH WELL!? What do you mean Oh well? That damn scaffold might collapse with me on it!
Vince- What do you want me to do? Put in an elevator to the top level of the scaffold?
*The fans laugh*
Vince- You can back out of the match. I don't care. But you will give up a chance to be the #1 contender for the UCW World Title. Think about that.
*Vince walks out of his office with Mark Henry still standing in his office with an angry look.*
*Commercial*
J.R.- We are back here live in Baltimore, Maryland with a HUGE main event later tonight. A triple threat scaffold match between RVD, Kane, and Mark Henry and the winner is the #1 contender for the UCW World title.
*Vince's music hits and he walks out on the top of the stage.*
Vince- I had a great idea planned for tonight besides the main event. Were going to have a 6-pack challenge at Extreme Suffering for the U.S. Title. But you have to quailify first. So tonight were going to start the quilifying matches, actually were going to start right now!
*Big Shows music hits and the fans cheer.*
After Big Show gets into the ring he awaits his opponent.
*Chris Masters' music plays and he makes his muscle flexing entrance.*
Big Show v.s. Chris Masters (U.S. Title Match Qualifyer)
Big show and Chris Masters start things off with a series of punches back and forth. Big Show wins the punching exchange and powers Masters into the corner. Big Show then holds Master by the throat with one hand and puts his finger up to his mouth. Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! The Big Show calls for the Big Chop and SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Masters falls down screaming in pain while the Big Show taunts to the crowd. Big Show turns around and Master runs at him but Big Show hits him with a Boot to the face. Big Show screams as he raises his hand in the air, calling for the Showstopper Chokeslam. Masters turns around and Big Show smacks the hand on the throat of Masters, lifts him up, and CHOKESLAM! Big Show gets on one knee and places his huge hand on the chest of Masters for the pin.
Winner: Big Show (Qualifies for the U.S. Title match)
J.R.- What a dominating performance by the Big Show! He got some revenge on Masters for him being one of the men that group pinned the Big Show last week in the UCW World Title match.
*Commercial*
When the show comes back on the air, Edge's music hits and he comes to the ring with Lita by his side.
Ring Announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Edge!
*Edge gets into ring and calls for a microphone.*
Edge- I think that its unfair and wrong that I'm not in the main event to quailify for the match at Extreme Suffering. I should have more eliminations from the match last week then I have now. I only have one eliimination! One! I should actually have two. The other one being against John Cena. I know that the wrestlers competing in the match tonight all have at least three eliminations, but two is good enough! Besides I helped pinned the Big Show and he should count as two guys. So technically, I should have 3 eliminations and be in this match!
*Vince's music plays and he walks out to the stage.*
Vince- Now Edge I couldn't help but hear your whining and complaining so I had to come out here and set things straight. You said that Big Show should count as two people. Well if thats the case then Bobby Lashley should have 3 eliminations as well. So you know what I think? I think that Bobby Lashley should take on Edge tonight in a U.S. Title Quailifying match.
*Fans Cheer*
Edge- You got it! I'm going to kick Bobby Lashley's ass tonight and move on to the 6-pack challenge at Extreme Suffering. But it won't stop there, I'm going to win the U.S. Title and be the greatest U.S. Title holder in history!
*Edge's Music Plays and he throws down the microphone leaving the ring.*
*Commercial*
Cruiserweight Title Tournament
Rey Mysterio v.s. Christian
*Rey's music plays and the fans go wild*
J.R.- What an ovation for Rey Mysterio!
Rey gets into the ring and gets ready for his opponent.
*Christian's music plays and he gets booed*
Christian gets into the ring and starts beating up on Mysterio. Christian gets it a good series of punches when he stops, walks over to the ropes and yells trash at the crowd. Mysterio then runs up and hits a 6-1-9 right into his stomach. He falls down in pain as Mysterio climbs up on the top rope and hits a missle dropkick right in Christian's face. Mysterio then goes on the attack. When Mysterio takes his attention off of Christian to get onto of the turnbuckle, Christian gets up quickly and runs over to Mysterio and knocks him off of the top turnbuckle to the outside the ring. Christian taunts and talks more trash to the audience. Mysterio quickly recovers and gets into the ring. He runs at Christian and dropkicks him in the back, causing him to get hung up on the middle rope. Mysterio calls for the 6-1-9 and hits it. Christian flies back and is down on the ground. Mysterio was about to hit a finishing leg drop off of the top rope but Mysterio looks around at the people in the arena and he hops off of the apron and walks backstage.
J.R.- Where's Rey Mysterio going? He was about to win the match! What's he doing?
*The Referre counts out Mysterio and Christian recovers and celebrates in the ring.*
Winner via Countout: Christian
*The fans boo as Mysterio walks backstage and the show goes to commercial.*
Edge v.s. Bobby Lashley (U.S. Title Match Qualifyer)
*Edge's music plays and he comes out to the ring being booed.*
*Lashley's music plays as he comes out to a HUGE ovation by the crowd.*
Lashley gets into the ring and is about to start the match.
*Batista's music plays and he comes out to sit at ringside.*
Lashley stares Batista down and gets ready for his match against Edge. The bell rings and they begin fighting. Lashley gets the advantage early on and hits a few good moves. Lashley then backs up looking for the spear. Edge plays possum and wants to hit the spear as well. Edge turns around and Lashley runs toward him but Edge had the same idea as he attempts a spear as well. They both ram into each others heads and fall to the mat. The Ref starts counting and gets to the count of 8 when Edge and Lashley finally get up. Edge got up slow and quickly bonces off of the ropes and hits the spear on Lashley! Edge covers Lashley, 1.....................2......................Kickout! Lashley kickout and Edge is furious. He backs up and calls for another spear. When Lashley got up, Edge runs towards him and Lashley grabs him by the back of the head and throws him into the corner and causes him to ram his shoulder into the steel ring post. Lashley backs up and when Edge turns around, he hit him with a HUGE Spear! But Lashley doesn't go for the cover. Instead, he goes to the outside and dives over the announce table and attacks Batista! Lashley continues the beatdown and starts stripping the announce table again. Then Lashley hits a Dominator on Batista right through the announce table! Lashley turns around and Edge hits a Diving Spear through the second rope and connects with Lashley and causing them both to crash down to the outside ring floor! The Referre starts the count out and Edge rolls into the ring at 5 and while the Ref continues to count, Edge exposes one of the turnbuckle pads. 6.......7.......8........9........Lashley jets into the ring through the bottom rope and charges at Edge. But Edge ducks and hits a Drop Toe Hold, causing Lashley to crash face first onto the exposed turnbuckle! Lashley falls back and Edge rolls him up for the pin and puts his feet on the ropes for the pinfall.
Winner: Edge
*Edge rolls out of the ring and celebrates by making out with Lita, which they then proceed to the back with Edge laughing.*
Vince comes out on the stage and looks at Edge while he walks backstage. He then addresses Lashley and Batista.
Vince- I don't know if you two can hear me, but in two weeks at Extreme Suffering, you two will face each other one-on-one. And since it looks like you two like to use tables so much, then your match will be a Tables Match!
*The fans go crazy!*
Vince then walks backstage while Lashley gets up and Batista is being looked at by the EMT's.
*Commercial.*
Triple Threat Scaffold Match to determine the #1 contender for the UCW World Title
RVD v.s. Kane v.s. Mark Henry
J.R.- Well ladies and Gentlemen, there you see it, the large scaffold set up in the ring and ready to inflict punishment on the participant's in this match. The wrestlers will start out on the outside of the ring. The scaffold has five levels with two ladders on each level. At the top level, hanging 15 feet above the scaffold is the briefcase with the #1 contenders contract inside it. To get it, you must climb one of the ladders at the top level and retrieve it. The winner will face Kurt Angle at Extreme Suffering for the UCW World Title.
*RVD heads out to the ring and looks at the huge scaffold set up in the ring.*
*Kane then comes out and does the same thing.*
*After about a minute, Mark Henry doesn't show up.*
*Vince's music plays and he comes out to the stage.*
Vince- It seems that Mark Henry has decided to back out of the match, but the match will still go on as planned except it will now be a one-on-one scaffold match. Let the match begin!
*Vince then walks into the back and Kane and RVD look at the scaffold, looking nervous.*
*The bell rings and the match begins.*
RVD and Kane start the match off trading left and right hands to each others faces. Kane then rakes the eye of RVD eye knocks him to the ground. Kane then goes under the ring apron and grabs a trash can. Kane lifted the trash can into the air and slammed it on RVD's back. Kane then got into the ring and started to climb the scaffold. RVD recovered quickly and got into the ring. He then started to climb the scaffold as well. Kane was just about to reach the second level when RVD climbed on the same ladder and started punching Kane. Kane started fighing back and knocked RVD off of the ladder. Kane then reached the second level and started to climb up to the third level. RVD then got a chair from the outside of the ring and quickly tried to get to Kane who was just about up to the third level. RVD made it to the second level when Kane was already trying to get to the forth level. RVD then just got to Kane and grabbed his foot. Kane kicked RVD but he didn't fall off of the ladder. Kane and RVD both got up to the forth level and RVD hit Kane over the head with the chair. RVD then put the chair onto Kane's chest and climbed up to the top level. He then jumped down 10ft to the forth level and hit a Five-Star Frog Splash onto the chair laying on Kane's stomach. RVD got up slowly and climbed up to the top level once again. RVD started to climb up to the briefcase when Kane got to the top level and grabbed RVD and pulled him off of the ladder. Kane pulled his hand back, calling for the Chokeslam! RVD got and and when he turned around, Kane slapped his hand on RVD's throat and lifted him into air while keeping one hand on his lower back, and walked over to the edge of the scaffold.
J.R.- Oh my God, Kane! What are you thinking!?
RVD then kicked Kane in the face and Kane dropped RVD right near the edge. Kane backed up and put his hand on his face. Kane then charged at RVD but RVD moved and Kane stopped and was balancing on the edge of the scaffold. While Kane was trying not to fall, RVD climbed on of the ladders and when Kane turned around, RVD hit Kane when a cross body causing them to both go off of the edge and crashing 40ft down to the mat!
J.R.-Oh my GOD! RVD AND KANE WENT FLYING OFF OF THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD! What an IMPACT!!!!
Kane and RVD lied motionless on the mat.
Fans- UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW!
After a few moments, RVD was moving. Kane started moving not long after RVD. Then both then got to there feet and Kane clotheslined RVD down. Kane then went and got a table from under the ring and set it up. Kane got into the ring and picked up RVD. Kane then pulled his hand back and lifted RVD and CHOKESLAMED HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE! Kane then started to climb up the scaffold.
J.R.- Oh my! Kane is now climbing the scaffold to win! He's at the second level.............third level............forth level............now he's at the top level and going for the win!
RVD still was not moving and Kane climbed up the ladder to grab the briefcase until........
J.R.- Wait a minute! Mark Henry's heading down to the ring!
Mark henry then got into the ring as fast as he could and started shaking the poles that were holding up the scaffold very violently. Kane was trying to stay on the ladder but he tipped over and went CRASHING down through all of the levels of the scaffold!
J.R.-OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANE JUST WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRE SCAFFOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans- HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!
Kane was laying at the bottom of the scaffold in a mess of blood and broken wood. Mark Henry then climbed up to the second level.........the third level........forth level......then finally the top level. After he got to the top level and avoided all of the holes from Kane's massive fall, he picked up the fallen ladder, climbed up, and retrieved the briefcase.
Winner: Mark Henry (#1 Contender for UCW Title at Extreme Suffering)
*Mark Henry holds up the briefcase as he climbs down to the ring and gets booed like crazy!*
*Kurt Angle's music hits and the fans go wild!*
*Kurt stands at the top of the stage and holds up the UCW World Title, staring at Mark Henry.*
*Henry holds up the briefcase and stares back at Kurt*
J.R.- Oh man, Extreme Suffering is going to be out of control! Who will walk out of Extreme Suffering in two weeks with the UCW World Title?!
*Henry and Angle continue to stare at each other as the show goes off of the air.*
Keep a look out for UCW week 3, coming out by next week!
UCW ROSTER
Kurt Angle, Edge, Kane, Big Show, RVD, John Cena, HHH, Shawn Micheals, Undertaker, JBL, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Booker T, Chris Masters, Randy Orton, Carlito, Tajiri, Rey Mysterio, Batista, Joey Mercury, Johnny Nitro, Bobby Lashley, Danny Basham, Doug Basham, Paul London, Christian, Mark Henry, Hardcore Holly.
Managers/Non-Wrestlers
Melina, Lita, Daivari
A promo starts showing wrestlers walking to the ring.
"30 wrestlers.............. 5 titles............... 1 ring. It's all on the line and only one can be called World Champion. This is Ultimate Championship Wrestling , and this is there life!"
*Fireworks shoot off into the air while Bodies by Drowning Pool plays*
J.R.- Welcome ladies and gentleman to the second edition of the Ulimate Championship Wrestling! We are live here in Baltimore, Maryland and are shocked at last weeks UCW show! Let's take you back to last week where the Chairman made a huge announcment.
*A video shows last weeks UCW show when Vince made the announcment for the UCW World Title match and shows when Kurt eliminated Kane to win the Title.*
*Kurt Angle's music hits and the fans go crazy!*
Ring Announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the New UCW World Champion, Kurt Angle!
J.R.- What an ovation for the UCW champion, Kurt Angle!
*Angle gets into the ring and grabs a microphone.*
Kurt Angle- I am honored to be wearing this title around my waist. And I am going to assure you all, that I will hang on to this title until I have no more blood, no more sweat, and no more tears to give. I will use every ounce of energy I have to stop anybody in my way and to keep this belt. NOBODY WILL STOP ME, THE WRESTLING MACHINE, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Vince's music hits and he walks out to the ramp.*
J.R.- Here comes the Chairman of the board out to the arena.
Vince- Kurt, I was very happy with the outcome of the match last week. The ratings were through the roof! I like a man that can get me ratings. But what I would like to do is to choose the men who eliminated the most wrestlers and put them in a match. Now you eliminated the most wrestlers, but since you have the title, you will not be in this match. You eliminated 6 wrestlers. The second best was Kane who eliminated 4 wrestlers. Then we have Mark Henry and RVD who each eliminated 3 wrestlers. Tonight I am going to put those 3 in a match tonight, and the winner will be the #1 contender for the UCW World Title and will face you at UCW's first pay-per-view, Extreme Suffering.
I will put them in a triple threat scaffold match tonight!
*The fans go absolutly insane!*
Vince- Laying around the ring, and hanging on the scaffold will be random weapons and at the top level of the scaffold will be a briefcase hanging from the ceiling. Inside the briefcase will be a contract for the match against Kurt Angle who will be defending the UCW World Championship.
Kurt Angle- I'm not worried. BRING EM' ON! Because at Extreme Suffering, I will walk out of the arena still crowned as the UCW World Champion! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kurt's music plays as he gets on the second turnbuckle and taunts to the fans.*
*Commercial*
MNM vs Carlito and Charlie Haas
*MNM come out to the ring and the crowd boos.*
J.R.- After Carlito and Charlie Haas were eliminated by MNM last week in the UWF Title match, they agreed to team up with each other to take out MNM.
*Charlie Haas comes out and recieves light cheers from the fans.*
When Haas got into the ring, MNM attacked him and the bell rang to begin the match. Carlito then runs down to the ring and helps Haas fight off MNM. MNM goes to the outside of the ring and avoids Carlito and Haas's beat down. They talk to each other and Joey Mercury decides to start the match off against Carlito. Carlito and Joey Mercury lock up in a grapple and Carlito over powers Mercury and pushes him down. Carlito then gets on the attack of Mercury and takes the fight to the ground. He locks Mercury into a headlock and Johnny Nitro runs into the ring to break the hold the referre then makes Johnny Nitro get back to his corner. While the Ref is distracted, Mercury presses his thumb into the eye of Carlito. He then drags Carlito to MNM's corner and tags in Nitro. Nitro and Mercury go on the attack and and Haas tries to help but the Ref holds him back. Then Mercury goes into MNM's corner and Nitro gets ready to hit a DDT on Carlito but Carlito counters into a Northern Lights Suplex. Carlito then jumps to his corner and tags in Charlie Haas. Haas then jumps on Nitro and starts pounding on him. Nitro then grabs Haas and throws him through the second rope, giving himself a chance to recover. The Ref starts to count him out when Carlito comes up from behind Nitro and hits him with the Backcracker! Carlito rolls out of the ring and Haas gets back in Mercury runs around the ring and attacks Carlito by throwing him over the audience barrier. Melina distracts the Ref and Mercury hits Haas with a chair. Mercury and Nitro then pick him up and hit him with the snapshot! Mercury rolls out of the ring and Melina stops distracting the Ref and lets Nitro pin Haas.
Winners: MNM
*Aftermath*
MNM celebrates in the ring and get out fast when Carlito gets back into the ring to check on Haas.
*Backstage*
Vince is talking on his cell phone when Mark Henry comes into his office.
Vince- I'll have to call you back. (Vince hangs up the phone.)
Mark Henry- I way over 400 pounds and I'm going to be in a scaffold match!? Are you crazy?
Vince- Oh yeah. I didn't think of that. Oh well.
Mark Henry- OH WELL!? What do you mean Oh well? That damn scaffold might collapse with me on it!
Vince- What do you want me to do? Put in an elevator to the top level of the scaffold?
*The fans laugh*
Vince- You can back out of the match. I don't care. But you will give up a chance to be the #1 contender for the UCW World Title. Think about that.
*Vince walks out of his office with Mark Henry still standing in his office with an angry look.*
*Commercial*
J.R.- We are back here live in Baltimore, Maryland with a HUGE main event later tonight. A triple threat scaffold match between RVD, Kane, and Mark Henry and the winner is the #1 contender for the UCW World title.
*Vince's music hits and he walks out on the top of the stage.*
Vince- I had a great idea planned for tonight besides the main event. Were going to have a 6-pack challenge at Extreme Suffering for the U.S. Title. But you have to quailify first. So tonight were going to start the quilifying matches, actually were going to start right now!
*Big Shows music hits and the fans cheer.*
After Big Show gets into the ring he awaits his opponent.
*Chris Masters' music plays and he makes his muscle flexing entrance.*
Big Show v.s. Chris Masters (U.S. Title Match Qualifyer)
Big show and Chris Masters start things off with a series of punches back and forth. Big Show wins the punching exchange and powers Masters into the corner. Big Show then holds Master by the throat with one hand and puts his finger up to his mouth. Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! The Big Show calls for the Big Chop and SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Masters falls down screaming in pain while the Big Show taunts to the crowd. Big Show turns around and Master runs at him but Big Show hits him with a Boot to the face. Big Show screams as he raises his hand in the air, calling for the Showstopper Chokeslam. Masters turns around and Big Show smacks the hand on the throat of Masters, lifts him up, and CHOKESLAM! Big Show gets on one knee and places his huge hand on the chest of Masters for the pin.
Winner: Big Show (Qualifies for the U.S. Title match)
J.R.- What a dominating performance by the Big Show! He got some revenge on Masters for him being one of the men that group pinned the Big Show last week in the UCW World Title match.
*Commercial*
When the show comes back on the air, Edge's music hits and he comes to the ring with Lita by his side.
Ring Announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Edge!
*Edge gets into ring and calls for a microphone.*
Edge- I think that its unfair and wrong that I'm not in the main event to quailify for the match at Extreme Suffering. I should have more eliminations from the match last week then I have now. I only have one eliimination! One! I should actually have two. The other one being against John Cena. I know that the wrestlers competing in the match tonight all have at least three eliminations, but two is good enough! Besides I helped pinned the Big Show and he should count as two guys. So technically, I should have 3 eliminations and be in this match!
*Vince's music plays and he walks out to the stage.*
Vince- Now Edge I couldn't help but hear your whining and complaining so I had to come out here and set things straight. You said that Big Show should count as two people. Well if thats the case then Bobby Lashley should have 3 eliminations as well. So you know what I think? I think that Bobby Lashley should take on Edge tonight in a U.S. Title Quailifying match.
*Fans Cheer*
Edge- You got it! I'm going to kick Bobby Lashley's ass tonight and move on to the 6-pack challenge at Extreme Suffering. But it won't stop there, I'm going to win the U.S. Title and be the greatest U.S. Title holder in history!
*Edge's Music Plays and he throws down the microphone leaving the ring.*
*Commercial*
Cruiserweight Title Tournament
Rey Mysterio v.s. Christian
*Rey's music plays and the fans go wild*
J.R.- What an ovation for Rey Mysterio!
Rey gets into the ring and gets ready for his opponent.
*Christian's music plays and he gets booed*
Christian gets into the ring and starts beating up on Mysterio. Christian gets it a good series of punches when he stops, walks over to the ropes and yells trash at the crowd. Mysterio then runs up and hits a 6-1-9 right into his stomach. He falls down in pain as Mysterio climbs up on the top rope and hits a missle dropkick right in Christian's face. Mysterio then goes on the attack. When Mysterio takes his attention off of Christian to get onto of the turnbuckle, Christian gets up quickly and runs over to Mysterio and knocks him off of the top turnbuckle to the outside the ring. Christian taunts and talks more trash to the audience. Mysterio quickly recovers and gets into the ring. He runs at Christian and dropkicks him in the back, causing him to get hung up on the middle rope. Mysterio calls for the 6-1-9 and hits it. Christian flies back and is down on the ground. Mysterio was about to hit a finishing leg drop off of the top rope but Mysterio looks around at the people in the arena and he hops off of the apron and walks backstage.
J.R.- Where's Rey Mysterio going? He was about to win the match! What's he doing?
*The Referre counts out Mysterio and Christian recovers and celebrates in the ring.*
Winner via Countout: Christian
*The fans boo as Mysterio walks backstage and the show goes to commercial.*
Edge v.s. Bobby Lashley (U.S. Title Match Qualifyer)
*Edge's music plays and he comes out to the ring being booed.*
*Lashley's music plays as he comes out to a HUGE ovation by the crowd.*
Lashley gets into the ring and is about to start the match.
*Batista's music plays and he comes out to sit at ringside.*
Lashley stares Batista down and gets ready for his match against Edge. The bell rings and they begin fighting. Lashley gets the advantage early on and hits a few good moves. Lashley then backs up looking for the spear. Edge plays possum and wants to hit the spear as well. Edge turns around and Lashley runs toward him but Edge had the same idea as he attempts a spear as well. They both ram into each others heads and fall to the mat. The Ref starts counting and gets to the count of 8 when Edge and Lashley finally get up. Edge got up slow and quickly bonces off of the ropes and hits the spear on Lashley! Edge covers Lashley, 1.....................2......................Kickout! Lashley kickout and Edge is furious. He backs up and calls for another spear. When Lashley got up, Edge runs towards him and Lashley grabs him by the back of the head and throws him into the corner and causes him to ram his shoulder into the steel ring post. Lashley backs up and when Edge turns around, he hit him with a HUGE Spear! But Lashley doesn't go for the cover. Instead, he goes to the outside and dives over the announce table and attacks Batista! Lashley continues the beatdown and starts stripping the announce table again. Then Lashley hits a Dominator on Batista right through the announce table! Lashley turns around and Edge hits a Diving Spear through the second rope and connects with Lashley and causing them both to crash down to the outside ring floor! The Referre starts the count out and Edge rolls into the ring at 5 and while the Ref continues to count, Edge exposes one of the turnbuckle pads. 6.......7.......8........9........Lashley jets into the ring through the bottom rope and charges at Edge. But Edge ducks and hits a Drop Toe Hold, causing Lashley to crash face first onto the exposed turnbuckle! Lashley falls back and Edge rolls him up for the pin and puts his feet on the ropes for the pinfall.
Winner: Edge
*Edge rolls out of the ring and celebrates by making out with Lita, which they then proceed to the back with Edge laughing.*
Vince comes out on the stage and looks at Edge while he walks backstage. He then addresses Lashley and Batista.
Vince- I don't know if you two can hear me, but in two weeks at Extreme Suffering, you two will face each other one-on-one. And since it looks like you two like to use tables so much, then your match will be a Tables Match!
*The fans go crazy!*
Vince then walks backstage while Lashley gets up and Batista is being looked at by the EMT's.
*Commercial.*
Triple Threat Scaffold Match to determine the #1 contender for the UCW World Title
RVD v.s. Kane v.s. Mark Henry
J.R.- Well ladies and Gentlemen, there you see it, the large scaffold set up in the ring and ready to inflict punishment on the participant's in this match. The wrestlers will start out on the outside of the ring. The scaffold has five levels with two ladders on each level. At the top level, hanging 15 feet above the scaffold is the briefcase with the #1 contenders contract inside it. To get it, you must climb one of the ladders at the top level and retrieve it. The winner will face Kurt Angle at Extreme Suffering for the UCW World Title.
*RVD heads out to the ring and looks at the huge scaffold set up in the ring.*
*Kane then comes out and does the same thing.*
*After about a minute, Mark Henry doesn't show up.*
*Vince's music plays and he comes out to the stage.*
Vince- It seems that Mark Henry has decided to back out of the match, but the match will still go on as planned except it will now be a one-on-one scaffold match. Let the match begin!
*Vince then walks into the back and Kane and RVD look at the scaffold, looking nervous.*
*The bell rings and the match begins.*
RVD and Kane start the match off trading left and right hands to each others faces. Kane then rakes the eye of RVD eye knocks him to the ground. Kane then goes under the ring apron and grabs a trash can. Kane lifted the trash can into the air and slammed it on RVD's back. Kane then got into the ring and started to climb the scaffold. RVD recovered quickly and got into the ring. He then started to climb the scaffold as well. Kane was just about to reach the second level when RVD climbed on the same ladder and started punching Kane. Kane started fighing back and knocked RVD off of the ladder. Kane then reached the second level and started to climb up to the third level. RVD then got a chair from the outside of the ring and quickly tried to get to Kane who was just about up to the third level. RVD made it to the second level when Kane was already trying to get to the forth level. RVD then just got to Kane and grabbed his foot. Kane kicked RVD but he didn't fall off of the ladder. Kane and RVD both got up to the forth level and RVD hit Kane over the head with the chair. RVD then put the chair onto Kane's chest and climbed up to the top level. He then jumped down 10ft to the forth level and hit a Five-Star Frog Splash onto the chair laying on Kane's stomach. RVD got up slowly and climbed up to the top level once again. RVD started to climb up to the briefcase when Kane got to the top level and grabbed RVD and pulled him off of the ladder. Kane pulled his hand back, calling for the Chokeslam! RVD got and and when he turned around, Kane slapped his hand on RVD's throat and lifted him into air while keeping one hand on his lower back, and walked over to the edge of the scaffold.
J.R.- Oh my God, Kane! What are you thinking!?
RVD then kicked Kane in the face and Kane dropped RVD right near the edge. Kane backed up and put his hand on his face. Kane then charged at RVD but RVD moved and Kane stopped and was balancing on the edge of the scaffold. While Kane was trying not to fall, RVD climbed on of the ladders and when Kane turned around, RVD hit Kane when a cross body causing them to both go off of the edge and crashing 40ft down to the mat!
J.R.-Oh my GOD! RVD AND KANE WENT FLYING OFF OF THE TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD! What an IMPACT!!!!
Kane and RVD lied motionless on the mat.
Fans- UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW! UCW!
After a few moments, RVD was moving. Kane started moving not long after RVD. Then both then got to there feet and Kane clotheslined RVD down. Kane then went and got a table from under the ring and set it up. Kane got into the ring and picked up RVD. Kane then pulled his hand back and lifted RVD and CHOKESLAMED HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THE TABLE! Kane then started to climb up the scaffold.
J.R.- Oh my! Kane is now climbing the scaffold to win! He's at the second level.............third level............forth level............now he's at the top level and going for the win!
RVD still was not moving and Kane climbed up the ladder to grab the briefcase until........
J.R.- Wait a minute! Mark Henry's heading down to the ring!
Mark henry then got into the ring as fast as he could and started shaking the poles that were holding up the scaffold very violently. Kane was trying to stay on the ladder but he tipped over and went CRASHING down through all of the levels of the scaffold!
J.R.-OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANE JUST WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRE SCAFFOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans- HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!
Kane was laying at the bottom of the scaffold in a mess of blood and broken wood. Mark Henry then climbed up to the second level.........the third level........forth level......then finally the top level. After he got to the top level and avoided all of the holes from Kane's massive fall, he picked up the fallen ladder, climbed up, and retrieved the briefcase.
Winner: Mark Henry (#1 Contender for UCW Title at Extreme Suffering)
*Mark Henry holds up the briefcase as he climbs down to the ring and gets booed like crazy!*
*Kurt Angle's music hits and the fans go wild!*
*Kurt stands at the top of the stage and holds up the UCW World Title, staring at Mark Henry.*
*Henry holds up the briefcase and stares back at Kurt*
J.R.- Oh man, Extreme Suffering is going to be out of control! Who will walk out of Extreme Suffering in two weeks with the UCW World Title?!
*Henry and Angle continue to stare at each other as the show goes off of the air.*
Keep a look out for UCW week 3, coming out by next week!