This is a thread for Sam.
Sam has mentioned that he is looking to move to Canada, and the city he would be most interested in moving to is the beautiful city of Vancouver.
Reasons why he should move here:
A) Jake has also mentioned that if he were to move to another country, it would be Canada
B) Most Hollywood movies are filmed in Vancouver. That means that if you have a shot of being an extra in a film, the having the chance to buy said film for Blu Ray.
C) We do have a footy team starting in 2011 for the MLS.
D) The climate is mild, very similar to what London climate is. Hardly a day above 30, protecting you from the environment, and if 0 degrees was ever reached, you are comforted by a blue moon.
E) London has become too crowded for WZ Posters. Tastycles, Miko, and others are putting too much pressure on you. Instead, move to where the biggest pressure is from a guy named Bus Wanker and one whose name is made up of numbers.
F) British people are honoured here. As I was drinking a pint of some of the best beer on earth last night, there was a Sussex lass who was able to draw us all in with her whimsical discussion on Harry Potter.
G) Joshua Jackson lives in the city.
H) You can ride a train that floats in the sky. We call it the SkyTrain.
I) The Olympic are coming if you are here in 5 months (Then again, the Olympics are going there as well. Ours are least likely to be hit by terrorists.
J) We still use the Celsius, but we use the Metric System, so you get to measure in centimeters! Are money still has a queen, so if you are ever lonely, just flip that pink money over, and there she is.
K) Vancouver is home to two of the best Universities in the world, UBC and SFU.
L) Ryan Reynolds lives in the city.
M) If you ever want to take up skiing or snowboarding, one of the best ski resorts is 40 minutes away.
N) If you ever want to become a user of marijuana, I hear it is quite good here.
O) There are homeless, but the police lock them up now.
P) Robson Street- The best walking street I have ever experiences. A place to see drag queens posing as statutes, record shops, coffee houses, a pretty library, and other such grand sites.
Q) The Economist ranked Vancouver the World's most livable city
R) Typically ranked as one of the cleanest cities on Earth.
S) There is a wooden Roller Coaster
T) Home of a rather large punk music scene, that started with D.O.A.
U) The beautiful Pacific Ocean is right there.
V) One of the best Nude beaches is right off of there, connected to UBC, loaded with UBC lasses.
W) Smaller than London, but still home to over 2 million people.
X) Some of the most beautiful scenery on earth, from the water, to the mountains to the trees.
Y) One of the largest homosexual communities on earth, centered in Davie Village. This point is more to attract M_F, who would then lure you in.
Z) If the Canucks lose in the Stanley Cup finals, the city goes into a riot mode, which looks quite fun.
