Urban Dictionary Definitions For Wrestlers

[Johnny Scumm]

So, I just found out Urban Dictionary holds definitions for a lot of the WWE/TNA Wrestlers and some of these are pretty funny. I'll pop 'em in quotes. By the way, I'm taking the 1st definition as there are multiple.

CM Punk;

Drug free, alcohol free and better than you.

Kane;

A dominating, seven-foot badass who performs on RAW. Used to wear a mask, but now shows his extremely ugly face. Also known as the Big Red Machine.

Kofi Kingston;

A wrestler from Ghana who pretends to be Jamaican.

Alberto Del Rio;

Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.

Dolph Ziggler;

In wrestling context, a "Dolph Ziggler" is a wrestler that constantly loses matches and is overrated. Being a "Dolph Ziggler" simply implies to be a "jobber". Some people may also refer to these jobbers as "Zack Ryder's".

Sheamus;

An extremely white person.

Vince McMahon;

The greatest promoter in the history of sports entertainment. He also yells "you're fired" alot.

And my personal favourite... John Cena;

Right as you cum while getting a blowjob, pull out of her mouth and blow your load right into her eyes.

Proceed to wave your hand in front of your face and go "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

 

[Da Prophet]

Where are the TNA wrestlers?

 

[Барбоса]

Where are the TNA wrestlers?

Paperwork issues meant that they were unable to appear.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

AJ Styles;

Was in WWF only had about 10 matches on the lower level shows. One Against Jeff Hardy when Hardy was still with Michael Hayes.

AJ . Overly hyped superstar. Yes is great but not as great as he is presetned as. Should Never have beaten likes of Raven at any time.

NOw about to Face Samona Joe in super X Cup

Kurt Angle;

Someone who enjoys drinking a big glass of milk, eating chocolate chip cookies, and taking some viagra.

Kurt Angle is also known for blurting out ''It's true! It's true!'' before someone finishes their statement.

Kurt Angle's Pizza Hut commercial also happened to place 1st in America's Funniest Home Videos.

TNA (The company);

TNA or Total No Action wrestling is thee worst promotion of all times. Most TNA fans are either blind or stupid. Also their show TNA Impact gives away free tickets because they know if they charged, they'll have an empty arena everytime. Not even their dumbass fans would pay for their shit. Factors for TNA sucking include but not all:
-Overdramatic storylines
-Unneeded shock factors
-Untalented worked matches covered blood
-Incomptent authority figures
-Constant constant constant constant WWE references
-Typical need to copy WWE. Unoriginal
-Unconcerned with their wrestler's health

Samoa Joe;

To perform an outstanding feat that requires equal parts stamina and obesity.

Team 3D (A normal one for a change);

Formerly known as the Dudley Boyz. After being told not to use the Dudley name due to WWE's trademark, Bubba Ray and D-Von created this new name. After wrestling on the independent wrestling scene for a couple months, the two signed a deal with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling. They soon after debuted on the October 1st episode of TNA iMPACT! as Brother Ray and Brother Devon, Team 3D.

Mickie James;

The rarest of the rare, a woman that is both hot and can wrestle. Has a super nice, thick, ghetto ass.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

When are you going to post the funny ones that you were talking about?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I was expecting humor. There's no humor here.

 

[Lowdown]

Spoke the truth on Mickie though.

 

[The Butcher]

Here are some high quality videos of full matches from WWE's recent Japanese tour. They are better than the Urban Dictionary definitions:

The Shield vs. Sheamus & Team Hell No


Antonio Cesaro vs. Chris Jericho, part one....


...aaaand part two