Hilarious Urban Dictionary Terms

[D-Man]

Bottom-Bitch The person in a homosexual relationship that gets fucked

You do realize that none of these are funny to us, right?

I just figured that SOMEONE should point that out.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Tombstone 69:
While engaged in the standing 69 position, you pull out while ejaculating and slam her on her head WWE style.

toboggan:
A sexual position in which the male is ridding the female near the stairs and proceeds to knock her arms out from under her and ride her down the stairs.

Rodeo Fuck:
When your doggy styling a girl you call her by another girls name and try to stay on as long as you can without getting "bucked" off.

EDIT: and one of my alltime favorites:
Rear Admiral:
The act of engaging in intercourse with a woman from behind and using the momentum of your movement to propel you across a room. A performer of the rear admiral must hold his hands in the air so as to not balance or steady himself.

 

[gd]

Tahiti One Handed Deluxe- You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.

That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.

Works like a charm.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Girlfriend-proof-v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof

One of you guys has done it. One of you.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Doppelbangers- A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.

I think that this should be the new nickname for the Jonas Brothers.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I love the definition for my name. And sorry for the multiple posts. Hit random a few times and the previous 2 is what came up.

Noah-To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I'm fond of Change Machine:

Change Machine, The While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it. l

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I don't know why, but this stuff just popped up in my head. If you don't know what they are, I'll give you an example and you guys can feel free to add the funniest ones you find in here.



This is fucking hilarious. I wonder if anyone's ever tried it before...

EDIT: Don't forget to include definitions.

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[Freddy4190]

Avalanche

When a really fat man is getting a blow job, he holds up his fat gut, then drops it on her head and yells... \"AVALANCHE\"
Fat Joe avalanched that bitch last night!!

 

[J-Dogg]

Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

LMAO...i should do that to a girl.

Strawberry Shortcake - The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

Thats rough sex...at its reckless.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Falcon - The act of accidently and completely throwing someone close to you under the bus, at the precise moment that everyone is focused on you.

This is best I could do considering they can't spell my name right.