Uncontrolled Public Vomiting
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Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
I think once in elementary school I threw up in the trash can during lunch time. Otherwise, no. It usually goes down all the and becomes a projectile at the other end.
When I was in 5th grade I was taking my violin lesson with a handful of other people, and one of the girls was playing the cello when all of a sudden she says, "I'm feeling kind of queasy..." and within seconds she puked all over the fucking place.
That's the only one I can think of.
That's the only one I can think of.
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
Kind of went on a vomiting rampage at the start of my academic year. We were just back for another year of coolege and went out to celebrate. Before we left my friends house I was pretty bad, I'd drank a fair share of alcohol and they were making bets on if I'd even be allowed entry to any nightclub. I originally vomited in the sink, they told me go to the bathroom so I ran and did, they shot a video while this was going on, I puked several more times and then took a moment or two to calm down.
Couple minutes later I thought getting some air would be a good idea. Stood out on the balcony and settled myself... sadly, more puking was to follow, just so happens someone had parked too close to the curb (it was a no parking zone, this was karma) and my vomit painted his windshield. It made for some laughs, video is pretty funny, didn't get the balcony part though.
Couple minutes later I thought getting some air would be a good idea. Stood out on the balcony and settled myself... sadly, more puking was to follow, just so happens someone had parked too close to the curb (it was a no parking zone, this was karma) and my vomit painted his windshield. It made for some laughs, video is pretty funny, didn't get the balcony part though.
Johnny Scumm
InZayn In The Membrane
I haven't uncontrollably vomited anywhere but the bathroom, but when I was a kid, about 8, I took swimming lessons. There was me and about 6 others in my group and this Chinese kid was swimming a length, when he popped his head up from under the water, he just purged everywhere. They had to do a LOT of cleaning.
I was at a semi-popular bar that played really good cover bands. At the time, my band was one of the top draws at the place. One of the owners of another establishment came out to the bar that night for my 27th birthday, bought me a shot, and tricked me into thinking it was a SoCo and lime shot. It was a straight shot of warm Jack.
Almost instantaneously, I ducked into the nearest corner and puked all over the floor.
Almost instantaneously, I ducked into the nearest corner and puked all over the floor.
When I was in second grade, we were at lunch, and I was sitting next to a kid who had a rather weak stomach. I let out a fart, not really meaning to, and it had to have been the most offensive smell in the history of that cafeteria. Saying a lot, really. The kid to my left starts gagging really bad, and we all thought he was choking. Turns out, he turned right to me, and puked up his guts, right on my leg.
My fart induced someone to vomit.
I have never been happier
My fart induced someone to vomit.
I have never been happier
Remy LaCroix
Lou Thesz' Favorite Son
I was 10 years old in 4th grade and one morning I didn't eat breakfast. Later during the day at school I had a baaaaaaad tummy ache, so I went to the nurses office. Thinking I was only starving she gave me peanut butter crackers and sent me back to class. One hour later I was sitting at my desk with my hand raised, waving frantically for the teacher to fucking notice. Bitch didn't see me but her assistant did and by the time he addressed me I threw up right between me and the girl I was sitting next to. I probably should've puked on the other side. And the puke smelled like peanut butter.
Last year at a friend's party I drank a lot of vodka, got stoned, chain smoked and played a couple of games of beer pong on an empty stomach. I wasn't feeling well so I made my way towards the front of the house through the driveway to get away from everyone 'cause puking was inevitable. Halfway down the driveway I couldn't hold it anymore so threw up in the shadows. It was pretty embarrassing vomiting in front of high school chicks.
Last year at a friend's party I drank a lot of vodka, got stoned, chain smoked and played a couple of games of beer pong on an empty stomach. I wasn't feeling well so I made my way towards the front of the house through the driveway to get away from everyone 'cause puking was inevitable. Halfway down the driveway I couldn't hold it anymore so threw up in the shadows. It was pretty embarrassing vomiting in front of high school chicks.
Just before christmas last year I was at the house of a Canadian couple I knew. The dude was huge. He had to be at least 25 stone.
Drink Logic kicked in and after a couple of pints of cider I decided I would match him shot for shot. Two hours and four bottles of Rye later I threw up on his couch, his dog(s), his back door his garden furniture and his stairs...
First time I've thrown up from drinking since I was 18. I hated it
Drink Logic kicked in and after a couple of pints of cider I decided I would match him shot for shot. Two hours and four bottles of Rye later I threw up on his couch, his dog(s), his back door his garden furniture and his stairs...
First time I've thrown up from drinking since I was 18. I hated it
Nick Black
The Heel God
Simple story. Applebees. Split a few side sampler plates with my bros. Went out back for a cigarette with my German friend and felt weird. Took 2 drags and threw up for 10 minutes. Then finished my cigarette and went inside. Then I ate more.
I won't bore you with run-of-the-mill drunken escapades because they're run-of-the-mill. I also think that the one time I vomited on Cedar Point's Power Tower's descending voyage is rather dull, despite vomit shooting into my face, up my nose, down my chest, into my lap, and onto some unprepared/unfortunate souls below. Rather, my crowning achieving came while sitting in a circle in my kindergarten class. Projectile vomit into the middle of the circle. What a thrill.
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
This story could go in either of your threads but I will put it in here. I was in grade school and I was standing on top of bleachers for some reason or another. I got light headed and passed out, causing me to fall down the bleachers. When I woke up I was incredibly nauseous so I tried to run to the bathroom. Of course this didn't work as that would have been to convenient. After only a couple steps I fell over and began violently puking. Luckily for myself I vomited enough and all over myself so that it covered up the odor of the small amount of poo that I released.
Alex
King Of The Wasteland
I was out for my leaving do before going to university. Everyone had been buying me drinks and I wasn't refusing. Got to the club we were at and were dancing, had some more drinks and carried on dancing. Started to feel unwell but it just turned out to be air in my stomach, cue more drinks and dancing. Happened again my stomach started acting up but I knew this time I'd probably spew. So I went to find the toilet, it was packed, so I thought if I could go out into the beer garden in a secluded spot I'd puke and go back inside. Trouble was I didn't find a spot, I ended up puking pretty much at the entrance of the beer garden. I have never been so sick in my life, got it on my shoes, flecks on my jeans and even on my top.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
Just so happens I have one of these too. This one doesn't include alcohol but does include unhealthy food.
Last year when the newest Mortal Kombat came out a couple friends and I decided to head to the midnight release because our local Gamestop was having a tournament for like $100 worth of Buffalo Wild Wings gift cards or something, I don't remember because they kicked me out.
Before we had left we smoked a couple of bowls of this "new weed" my friend had gotten. Turns out it was some bullshit synthetic stuff. It made me super sick eventually, but not sick enough to not buy Taco Bell. So as we are waiting I start to feel sick to my stomach. Then when I stood up to take my turn I felt queasy but instead of going to the bathroom I kept playing. The combination of the fake weed, the Taco Bell, the messed up LCD screen, and the hot room got to me and I threw up chunks of taco and Mountain Dew Baja all over the place.
Last year when the newest Mortal Kombat came out a couple friends and I decided to head to the midnight release because our local Gamestop was having a tournament for like $100 worth of Buffalo Wild Wings gift cards or something, I don't remember because they kicked me out.
Before we had left we smoked a couple of bowls of this "new weed" my friend had gotten. Turns out it was some bullshit synthetic stuff. It made me super sick eventually, but not sick enough to not buy Taco Bell. So as we are waiting I start to feel sick to my stomach. Then when I stood up to take my turn I felt queasy but instead of going to the bathroom I kept playing. The combination of the fake weed, the Taco Bell, the messed up LCD screen, and the hot room got to me and I threw up chunks of taco and Mountain Dew Baja all over the place.
DirtyJosé
Best angle of all: retirement
My first drug was heroin.
End of story.
End of story.
George Steele's Barber
Advertise Here $9.95/month
I'm not a great flier. Most of the time there was a bag available but one time there wasn't. I vomited in the aisle after feverishly looking for a barf bag in one of the seat backs. I was too out of it to notice but my friends told me that my puking triggered a few others to puke right after.
Puked in my bed after a night of drinking very heavily. Drunkest I've ever been. I would tell the story but the only part I remember is waking up with a giant pile of puke in the middle of the bed and my body surrounding it. It is amazing that I didn't have a single piece of puke on me.
Right before college I was tailgating at a stadium. I started to pass out in a chair when the feeling hit me hard. I projectiled over my shoulder. The puking turned out to be really motivational because I didn't feel tired or sick the rest of the tailgating and show. Best puke ever!
Was hooking up in a girl's bed in college. I don't actually remember going home or how far we got but at some point I tried running out of the room and couldn't figure out how to open the door. I proceeded to try and vomit on some newspapers she had on the floor. That's romance baby!
I used to puke a lot.
Puked in my bed after a night of drinking very heavily. Drunkest I've ever been. I would tell the story but the only part I remember is waking up with a giant pile of puke in the middle of the bed and my body surrounding it. It is amazing that I didn't have a single piece of puke on me.
Right before college I was tailgating at a stadium. I started to pass out in a chair when the feeling hit me hard. I projectiled over my shoulder. The puking turned out to be really motivational because I didn't feel tired or sick the rest of the tailgating and show. Best puke ever!
Was hooking up in a girl's bed in college. I don't actually remember going home or how far we got but at some point I tried running out of the room and couldn't figure out how to open the door. I proceeded to try and vomit on some newspapers she had on the floor. That's romance baby!
I used to puke a lot.
Back in 2008 I was being all drunk and crawling on the floor and went up to my then-girlfriend and went: "Who loves kitty? You love kitty? Nice shoes. *Bleagh*"
We broke up.
We broke up.
