Have you ever found yourself in the awkward position of saying something you didn't really mean to say? Have you ever been accused of being a racist? Well, have I got the solution for you!
"I have a friend who is black!".
Yes sir (or ma'am), those 7 words will change everything around for you. Just say those magic words and everyone who thought you were racist before, will suddenly realize that there is no WAY you could possibly be racist; after all, you have a black friend. You're one step away from singing soul music, god damnit!
Have you ever wanted to prove how accepting you are of another race? Allow me to help you with that as well. Another line that is sure to win you a cult following, "You're the whitest black person I've met". Hot damn, if you don't have an African American trying to stick their tongue down your throat after a compliment like that, they must be deaf. Offer to buy them watermelon, and you'll be able to say, for the rest of your life:
"I have a friend who is black!"
Yes sir (or ma'am). Prove you're not a racist. Tell the world just how open minded you are!
"I have a friend who is black!".
Yes sir (or ma'am), those 7 words will change everything around for you. Just say those magic words and everyone who thought you were racist before, will suddenly realize that there is no WAY you could possibly be racist; after all, you have a black friend. You're one step away from singing soul music, god damnit!
Have you ever wanted to prove how accepting you are of another race? Allow me to help you with that as well. Another line that is sure to win you a cult following, "You're the whitest black person I've met". Hot damn, if you don't have an African American trying to stick their tongue down your throat after a compliment like that, they must be deaf. Offer to buy them watermelon, and you'll be able to say, for the rest of your life:
"I have a friend who is black!"
Yes sir (or ma'am). Prove you're not a racist. Tell the world just how open minded you are!