Two of my ex girlfriends

[Derf]

Have recently came out of the closet. One I'm not surprised about, I never saw her as a guy kinda girl, but the other, whos already living with her Gf, and is also the girl I lost my V-Card too, I never expected it.

I should also point out that the one that don't surprise me about the move, is also my Valentines Day Date. What a wasted opportunity.

 

[Showtime]

Dude, you got it made there. All you got to do is take her out and find yourselves a nice, lonely bi-sexual girl to take home and there you go..... a little something for both of you on V-Day.

Otherwise man, wow. That's weird man, but if you didn't sleep with them then it's not ur fault. You might not have turned them.

 

[Deadman]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

 

[Miko]

Actually I've had an ex come out of the closet as well, it really makes things easier with new girlfriends as they dont think that that the ex want's you back.

 

[Derf]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Yes, it's true... I've been with two girls...

 

[Deadman]

Lucky bastard but wait at the sametime?

 

[Mr. TM]

Polygamist.

 

[Derf]

Haha I've never been with two girls at once... Although I will admit, thats a bit of a Fantasy.

But in all honesty, I now know why one of these girls is still a virgin, and for that reason, I won;' be gettin any on Valntines Day from her LMAO.

 

[Deadman]

Dude do it 3 way FTW!

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Are you really that bad in bed?

 

[RBH]

Have recently came out of the closet. One I'm not surprised about, I never saw her as a guy kinda girl, but the other, whos already living with her Gf, and is also the girl I lost my V-Card too, I never expected it.

I should also point out that the one that don't surprise me about the move, is also my Valentines Day Date. What a wasted opportunity.

You turned 2 girls gay? WOW!

 

[Derf]

Are you really that bad in bed?

The first girl was my first time, and I never slept with the other one. Which is why I wasn't surprised when she told me she liked girls.

 

[santinoistight44]

what did she say to you? "i like girls, so get out of my house." ? lol

 

[justinsayne]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Wow, you actually spelled everything correctly, I'm almost impressed

 

[justinsayne]

The first girl was my first time, and I never slept with the other one. Which is why I wasn't surprised when she told me she liked girls.

So you're saying you suck so bad that just being in your mere presence is enough to make a girl say "fuck that, I'm into girls now"

 

[Sparky]

Derf, you know the kind of things you don't want to mention to any body? this is one of those things.

 

[Mr. TM]

Just like Sparkys collection of dead bodies.