TWFS Wrestling.

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The Whole Fuckin Show Wrestling -TWFS-​

Back Story: It is the year 2010 and every wrestler both from the past and present is currently in their primes. (This is a fantasy wrestling promotion). All wrestlers contracts have expired and now they are all free agents. Vince McMahon is getting ready to build another empire by signing all of the talent available to him but Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff have combined forces and plan to attempt to once again try to take him down.

-Vince has welcomed the challenge and the 2 sides have decided to start the competition by developing a draft. The coin toss has given the first selection to Vince.

-The only way that each company can draft a superstar is if they have already signed them to a contract, which means if the 2 sides cant come to terms on a deal, that particular owner cannot draft that particular superstar. The owners who can give the best offer will theoretically compile the best roster. Remember every superstar past and present is available and looking for work. Due to the fact that contracts must first be signed, the "best" wrestlers may not necessarilly be drafted at the top.

-Each show will begin by manufacturing a 30 man roster. The draft will start January 1st and end end January 30th with one pick being made by each company each day. If one owner cant make a pick on the given day, there position will be skipped. February starts the battle for supremecy between the 2 brands. Trades are a possibility. Alliances will be made. Rivalries will be born. Its a clean slate for everyone involved. Anything can happen.

TWFS Wrestling
Vinces Brand: Assault
Bischoff/Heymans Brand: Inferno

The inaugrial draft is set to begin shortly...

Cue the pyro....​

 

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Days 1-6​

-Vince McMahon holds a press conference to introduce his new partner, his son Shane McMahon as he states that if he is going to beat Bischoff and Heyman again, he'll need the help of his son Shane. Later, he goes on to advertise what his new brand, "Assault" will bring to the wrestling world and how it will revolutionize sports entertainment just like he did with WWE. Now, for his first pick.​

In a very predictable first selection, Vince selects HHH with his number one selection.​

Bischoff/Heyman also hold a conference to discuss how innovative and entertaining their new promotion, "Inferno" will be. Unlike their counterparts, they stun viewers by selecting "The Macho Man" Randy Savage as their first pick. Obviously, HHH and Vince both disdain Savage, which made the pick all that much sweeter for everyone involved with "Inferno."​

-The next 5 picks went like this:

Round 2​

Vince selects one of his most loyal employees of all time, The Undertaker, with the second overall pick.

Somehow Bischoff/Heyman were able to sign The Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle to a contract and draft him as their second superstar. Once again, using another superstars hatred for Vince to bolster their lineup.​

Round 3​

HHH convinces HBK to sign with "Assault" as their third selection, thus giving them the upper hand now that they've signed 3 Hall of Famers to their roster.

In a shocking twist, Bischoff/Heyman make an incredibly smart move by drafting "The Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase as their third overall selection. Reason being, if they are going to be able to contend with Vince, they are going to need someone with enough cash to contend with the billionare from the "Assault" brand.​

Round 4​

As the buzz begins to build regarding who Vince/Shanes next selection will be they shock the world by announcing that their next selection is none other than Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Hart's music hits but he is nowhere to be found. Technically they cannot draft him without him showing up to sign the contract so the day passes and they are forced to end the day without making a selection. Vince and Shane are irate and cannot believe they've been had by The Hitman.​

"Inferno" pulls off the most incredible move in the draft so far by selecting Bret Hart with their 4th overall selection and this time he does make an appearance and sign with Bischoff and Heyman. He grabs the mic with a smile on his face and says nothing but "screw you Vince."​

Round 5​

Vince McMahon is irate about the Bret Hart situation but maintains his composure and announces that since he has 2 picks in the 5ht round since he was unable to make a selection in the 4th, he is selecting The Outsiders, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. It seems HHH and HBK were able to use their connections with Hall and Nash to make this shocking move happen.​

With their 5th selection in the draft, Ted Dibiase announces that they've drafted and aqcuired Mr. Perfect.

Round 6

With all the buzz about the fact that The Cliq has been reformed on the Assault Brand, The Undertaker is beginning to become a little suspicious of what those 4 might try to pull. As Vince stands at the podium ready to make his 6th selection, The Undertaker interupts and grabs the mic, announcing that he's using this pick to get himself some backup just incase he needs it. The Undertaker adds Kane to the Assault roster much to the dismay of the Cliq.

Things seem to be running smoothly on the "Inferno" brand and it seems as though Ted Dibiase's money was able to acquire another superstar. This time the brash Mr. Kennedy is revealed to be the 6th selection. Upon his entrance, he and Bret Hart lock eyes for a moment and the encounter seemed anything but friendly.​

Rosters so far:
Assault:
1.HHH
2.The Undertaker
3.HBK
4.Kevin Nash
5.Scott Hall
6.Kane

Inferno:
1.Randy Savage
2. Kurt Angle
3. Ted Dibiase
4. Bret Hart
5. Mr. Perfect
6. Mr. Kennedy

 

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Rounds 7-12​

-6 days have passed and the electric fan base is still wondering where guys like Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold, The Rock and Sting will be drafted to and if they will even be drafted at all. Each brand is doing their best to develop the best offer in hopes of being the brand to acquire all of the aforementioned superstars as well as numerous others that would give them the edge in talent.

-There is a lot of talk that Stone Cold will be drafted by and sign with one of the two brands within the next few days and could even be as early as Day 7 but which brand will he choose??

Round 7​

The Cliq seem to be feeling the heat from the Undertaker and Kane now that The Brothers of Destruction have been reunited in order to prevent the power-hungry Cliq from gaining control of the "Assault" brands lockeroom. HBK and HHH have influenced Vince and Shane heavily in regards with their 7th overall pick and Vince adds some insurance against Taker and Kane by drafting "Ravishing" Rick Rude, a former DX member to "Assault."

Ted Dibiase stands at the podium in the center of the "Inferno" ring with Mr. Perfect and Mr. Kennedy alongside him. (These 3 seem to be developing a stable with each other). Dibiase: "It is my pleasure to bring to the fans of "Inferno" the man that I myself brought into this business and helped become one of the greatest superstars of all time! Ladies and gentleman i give you....(GLASS SHATTERS!!!) Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way down to the ring with that rattlesnake grin on his face and as the 3 men in the ring go to introduce themselves to him he begins to put his hand out as if looking to shake their hands...(You cant trust the rattlesnake!) He stuns all 3 of them and kicks off round 7 with a beerfest in the middle of the ring.

Round 8​

Vince and Shane are so devestated by the pick that HHH is able to convince McMahon to do something he never thought he would have to do. After HHH assures McMahon that he is making the right choice, Vince walks to the podium and hesitantly announces that he selects "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair with his 8th overall pick.

It seems as the the signing of Stone Cold has made other superstars notice the "Inferno" brand as they announce the signing of John Cena. As Dibiase, Perfect and Kennedy once again stand in the ring waiting for their selection in hopes that they can convince Cena to join them, they each recieve and FU for their troubles. Once again the 3 men are all laid out in the center of the ring.

Round 9​

As Vince begins to worry that he is losing the star power battle at the moment, Ric Flair assures him that he is totally on Vinces side and at the moment they have a bigger problem: Undertaker and Kane. Vince seems to agree and Flair explains that they are going to need more men if they are going to be able to stop Taker and Kane. Vince decides to let Flair make the next selection in hopes of bolstering their defenses against The Brothers of Destruction. Flair proceeds to select none other than "Double A" Arn Anderson.

This time Dibiase, Perfect and Kennedy stand at the podium with Bischoff and Heyman alongside them. They proclaim how tired they are of trying to form friendships with their picks and being stunned and FU'ed for their efforts. They decide they need more class in the "Inferno" brand and believe they have added that by selecting William Regal with their 9th pick overall.

Round 10​

As Vince continues to build his army, he and his son Shane stand alongside HHH, HBK, Hall, Nash, Flair and Anderson in the ring as they announce their selection for the 10th round, Tully Blanchard. As Blanchard steps into the ring the lights go out. Its pitch black. When the lights go back on Taker and Kane are on one side of the ring and everone else is on the other. Since they figure they outnumber Kane and Taker 7 to 2, they attack the Brothers of Destruction, but little did they know Taker and Flair had this planned from the start and Flair and his buddies from the 4 Horseman join forces with Kane and Taker to clear the ring. Taker, Kane and 3 of the 4 Horseman stand tall in the ring as Vince and Shane leave irate with the rest of the Cliq.

As Heyman and Bischoff prepare to make their 10th selection, Kennedy interupts and decides to call out Bret Hart. After a long stare down Kennedy hands Bret the mic and advises him to get some help because "he's gunna need it." Bret takes his advice and says he's actually got someone in mind. Bret announces he's helped "Inferno" aqcuire Chris Benoit. Everyone in the audience is stunned.

Round 11​

Vince is tired of listening to everyone else and decides that the only way to solve this problem is with money. He decides to do whatever it takes to draft "The Peoples CHamp" The Rock no matter how much it will cost him and he is eventually able to sign him. The Rock recieves the richest contract so far in the draft to be a part of the "Assault" brand. This cant possibly sit well with the rest of the roster.

In an effort to get back at Bret Hart for his stunning selection of Chris Benoit, Dibiase and company announce they've acquired his younger brother, Owen Hart. Initially it seems as though Owen isnt happy at all to have been drafted so far after his brother and wants to prove once and for all that he is and always was the better Hart.

Round 12​

As Vince continues to satisfy his hunger for star power, He drafts Rowdy Roddy Piper with his 12th overall selection.

As Bret and Benoit stand across the ring from Owen, Bret asks Owen whose side he is going to be on here. Bret extends his hand to shake Owen's hand as says that he, Owen and Benoit all need to be on the same side here. After much deliberation, Owen actually does shake his hand. Out of nowhere, "The Dynamite Kid" Tom Billington comes out from the crowd with a chair in hand and smashes it on the back of Bret and then on the head of Owen. Billington and Benoit stomp Bret and Owen until they are lifeless in the ring and it appears Tom Billington is the 12th selection overall for "Inferno" wrestling.

Stay tuned for further draft picks!

Any thoughts regarding the first 12 rounds??????

 

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Official Rosters Thus Far:

Assault:
HHH
Undertaker
HBK
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash
Kane
Rick Rude
Ric Flair
Arn Anderson
Tully Blanchard
The Rock
Roddy Piper

Inferno:
Randy Savage
Kurt Angle
Ted Dibiase
Bret Hart
Mr. Perfect
Mr. Kennedy
Stone Cold Steve Austin
John Cena
William Regal
Chris Benoit
Owen Hart
Tom Billington

Stayed tuned to see where wrestlers like Sting, Hulk Hogan, Mick Foley, Y2J and Edge will end up as the draft continues to unravel.

 

[nomonksinmyband]

I am actually really liking this. Going to be interesting to see who ends up on which brand and how the dynamics work once the brand is formed.

Hopefully this lives up to it's promise. I am going to keep reading for sure.

 

[Nathan]

This is a great idea. With all the wrestlers being in their primes it would be one hell of a brand. Liking the draft picks so far. Good Luck!

 

[Tomko]

Great rosters so far, but I think Assault is a little more star packed then Inferno. I mean Kennedy could have been picked later. That's just me though.

 

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As the draft is set to enter round 13 there is growing hype surrounding the arrival of one particular superstar to either one of these brands and his name is Hulk Hogan. With all the buzz surrounding the Hulksters name, fans worldwide are eager to see where the Immortal One will eventually end up. It is believed that if either of the brands are able to draft Hogan, other big names may decide to hold out for that particular brand in order to have an opportunity to step into the ring with Hulk Hogan.

A local wrestling newsletter was able to get in touch with "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan and asked him if he would consider returning to the ring with either the Assault or Inferno Brand. Hulk Hogan had this to say:

Hogan: "Well you know brother, I'm really impressed by each of these rosters so far brother and all the owners have made great offers but I'm waiting for one show to really push past the other before i make any commitments brother. I'll tell you this brother, you and all the hulkamaniacs can be sure of one thing, The Hulkster will be drafted and signed to one of these rosters before this things all said and done. It's just a matter of time brother."

Round 13​

Vince McMahon is happy to announce that he has selected "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage to be the 13th member of Assault.

Stone Colds music hits and the fans go crazy as he makes his way to the podium inside the ring. In his hand he holds the newsletter regarding Hulk Hogan. After cutting a long promo about the fact that he hopes Hogan comes to Inferno so he canrecieve a giant can of whoop ass he finishes off with this:
SCSA- "If you wanna see Stone Cold open up a can of whoop ass on Hulk Hogan gimme a HELL YEA!"

but before the fans can reply the lights go out and the countdown begins on the titantron. 5,4,3,2,1...................JERICHO! (Chris Jericho comes out and interupts Stone Cold similar to the way he did, The Rock in 1999.

-After going back and forth for several minutes Stone Cold and Jericho collide and have to be broken up by secuirity. Backstage, Bischoff and Heyman are seen watching the the entire event on a monitor with huge grins on their faces. They seem to be very pleased so far.

Round 14​

-Vince and Shane have ordered a 13-man battle royal with the winner getting to select the next aqcuisiton to the Assualt brand.
-All 13 superstars arrive and the bell sounds. The Cliq and the B.O.D./Horseman are going at it eliminating each other. one by one all 5 members of both teams are almost eliminated until the last 5 wrestlers remaining are Rock, Piper, Cage, Taker and HBK with all the others who have already been eliminated battling it out on the outside. Taker chokeslams HBK over the tope rope and out, thus eliminating him but as soon as he turns around, HHH has snuck back into the ring with the sledgehammer and hits Taker over the head so hard the he falls over the top rope and is eliminated as well. The last 3 men are Rock, Piper and Cage. Rock lands a Rockbottom on Piper and then a Peoples Elbow on Cage. He eliminates Cage. He goes to pick up Piper and eliminate him but just as he does so, Piper hits him with a low blow and throws him over the top. Piper wins.

-Pipers selection:
Knowing Piper loves being the bad guy, its no secret that his selection is one of the best heels to date, EDGE! No one is more upset by this selection than Christian Cage.

The Inferno Arena anxiously awaits the 14th selection for their brand. Before they announce the brands next selection, they announce that one of the first matches that will take place during Inferno programming will be Bret/Owen Hart VS Benoit/Billington in a tag match. The crowd erupts. Bischoff then assures them that it gets better, then lets Heyman finish the announcement. Heyman explains that the guest referee for that match will be the Inferno brands next selection, The British Bulldog. With ties to everyone involved in the match, how will the Bulldogs presence affect this amazing tag match.

 

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Updated Rosters:

Assault:
HHH
Undertaker
HBK
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash
Kane
Rick Rude
Ric Flair
Arn Anderson
Tully Blanchard
The Rock
Roddy Piper
Christian Cage
Edge

Inferno:
Randy Savage
Kurt Angle
Ted Dibiase
Bret Hart
Mr. Perfect
Mr. Kennedy
Stone Cold
John Cena
William Regal
Chris Benoit
Owen Hart
Tom Billington
Chris Jericho
British Bulldog

I'll have the draft finished by Monday Night. I wont be doing any writing tomorrow cuz ill be in the city all day preparing to go see Royal Rumble at MSG. (Lets go Kennedy and HBK)

Give me some feedback on what you guys think so far

 

[Melon Farmer]

This is really awesome!! I really hope you continue doing this, I'll definently be watching this. The rosters are good...my favorite is Assault...I don't know who Tully Blanchard is. Other than that...Assault is my favorite brand!! Keep the WWE Superstars on Assault and not very old WWF guys. You also need Terry funk and mick foley and Al Snow w/ Head who definently fit in with Inferno.

 

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The conclusion of the initial drafting process for both brands:

-At this point Hulk Hogan and Sting remain free agents. There have been major developments through out the first 14 selections as rivalries are already brewing and factions are already being formed. As the draft see's its conclusion, plans are in place to announce the titles that will be represented by each brand and how the first champions on each brand will eventually be crowned.

Round 15
Randy Orton
Brock Lesnar

Round 16
Umaga
Vader

Round 17
Shane Douglas
AJ Styles

Round 18
Taz
Bryan Danielson

Round 19
Mick Foley
James Storm

Round 20:
-A shocking move and momentum swinging selection takes place in Round #20 as Vince seemingly thinks he has stolen 2 huge picks in a row by first drafting the incomparable Mick Foley and then with his 20th pick:

Phsyco Sid!

But Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman would not be out done as they announced a stunning 20th selection of their own:

Hulk Hogan!!!

Vince is irate and cannot beleive that Inferno was able to secure the servicies of the Immortal one, Hulk Hogan.

the draft continues...

Round 21
Hawk
Chris Harris

Round 22
Animal
RVD

Round 23
Nigel McGuinness
Bam Bam Bigelow

Round 24
Eddie Guerrero
Sabu

Round 25
Brian Pillman
Austin Aries

Round 26
Roderick Strong
MVP

Round 27
In Round 27 it would be Vince's turn to take back the momentum as he would unvail his 27th overall draft pick:

Sting!

Inferno would respond by selecting Alex Shelley.

Round 28
Jeff Hardy
CM Punk

Round 29
Batista
Goldberg

Round 30
Ultimate Warrior
Paul Burchill

And so that concludes the inaugural drafting. Now, for the title introductions and release of the plans made to crown the first champions on each brand...​

 

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The Assault Brand will be in possession of the
TWFS World Title
TWFS TV Title​

The Inferno Brand will be in possession of the
TWFS Heavyweight Title
TWFS IC Title​

Both Brands will be able to contend for the following titles
TWFS World Tag Team Titles
TWFS Hardcore Title​

-Along with this tremendous announcements, the owners of each show have decided to reveal their individual plans for crowning their first ever champions...

Assault:

Vince McMahon has decided that an 8-Man King of the Ring World Title Crowing Tournament take place to kick off his new brand. The matches for the tournament are as follows

HHH Vs HBK
Undertaker Vs Christian Cage
Sting Vs Edge
Randy Orton Vs Kane

The winner will be crowned the first ever TWFS World Champion

Inferno:
Bischoff/Heyman have announced a 6-Man Hell in the Cell Match to determine the first ever TWFS Heavyweight Champion:

Kurt Angle Vs Bret Hart Vs Macho Man Vs John Cena Vs Hulk Hogan Vs Vader

-Also-

Both Brands will host a Hardcore invitational to determine that champion, with the 24/7 rule firmly in effect.

The Tag Team Champions will decided as follows:
Each show will take their 2 best tag teams and pair them up as a 4 man team. The 4 man team who wins, then will be forced to split apart and wrestle each other in a 2 on 2 match to determine the first ever TWFS World Tag Team Champions.

The IC and TV Titles will be decided as follows:

2 rings will be constructed side-by-side. one ring with Assault Superstars and the other ring with Inferno Superstars. The Superstars will enter in Royal Rumble fashion (90 second intervals). The last 2 superstars standing in each ring will then be placed in a one on one match with the winners being granted their respective brands titles.

 

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These are the official rosters for each brand

Assault

HHH
Undertaker
HBK
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash
Kane
Rick Rude
Ric Flair
Arn Anderson
Tully Blanchard
The Rock
Roddy Piper
Christian Cage
Edge
Randy Orton
Umaga
Shane Douglas
Taz
Mick Foley
Psycho Sid
Hawk
Animal
Nigel McGuinness
Eddie Guerrero
Brian Pillman
Roderick Strong
Sting
Jeff Hardy
Batista
Ultimate Warrior

Inferno

Randy Savage
Kurt Angle
Ted Dibiase
Bret Hart
Mr. Perfect
Mr. Kennedy
Stone Cold
John Cena
William Regal
Chris Benoit
Owen Hart
Tom Billington
Chris Jericho
British Bulldog
Brock Lesnar
Vader
AJ Styles
Bryan Danielson
James Storm
Hulk Hogan
Chris Harris
RVD
Bam Bam Bigelow
Sabu
Austin Aries
MVP
Alex Shelley
CM Punk
Goldberg
Paul Burchill​

-There is a lot of unfinished business between all the superstars on both brands an as both shows get ready to launch it should be interesting to see how rivalries progress and alliances are born.

stay tuned for the first shows from each brand (and leave comments. tell me what you think.)

 

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Pyro explodes and JR and The King introduce themselves as the announcers for the Assault Brand...​

JR: What a show we've got here tonight, King. Live from MSG in New York City! 2 matches from the Championship tournament to take place right here tonight as well as a 6-man tag match later on tonight and much more on this inaugural edition of TWFS Assault!

King: That's right JR. HHH Vs HBK?!? Vince has put both members of DX against each other one on one tonight with an opportunity to advance in the tournament on the line!

JR: We're just about set to get underway here (The Rock's Music Hits and crowd goes nuts) well king you can never speak to soon can you?

(Rock makes his way down to the ring and grabs a mic)

Rock: Fiiiiiiinally, THE ROCK HAS COME BAAAACK!!! TO NEWWW, YORRRRK, CITYYYYYY (CROWD ERUPTS)

Rock: Now first things first, The Rock just has to let you all know how good it is to be baaack! THE ROCK IS BACK and make no mistake about it, The Rock is still the Peoples Champ! Now getting down to business it has come to the Rocks understanding that theres one guy in particular thats not too happy about the Rocks return. One, Rowdy. Roddy. Piper. You see he seems to be talking bunch of trash about The Rock, crying like a baby about The Rock, talking behind The Rocks back and i'd like to do Roddy Piper a favor and invite him out The Rocks ring.

(Pipers music hits and he stands at the top of the entrance ramp with a mic)

Piper: So your back Rock? But for how long, kid? How long before you leave again to go make another Disney movie?

Rock: WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! Do you really think The Rock would rather be makin a Disney movie then being right here in this very ring kickin off the next big thing in sports entertainment by kicking your ass??!?!?!

Piper: (laughs) Well Rock---

Rock: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!

(Piper is getting angry as the fans break into a ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY chant)

Rock: I'm gonna put it for you like this Piper, The Rocks gunna give you the opportunity right here, TONIGHT! to go ONE - ON - ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!!!

(before Piper can respond Vince joins Piper with a mic)

Vince: You know Rock that sounds like a fantastic idea, but not for right here tonight. At our very first PPV event in 3 weeks, "TWFS Warpath" The Rock will in fact go one on one with Roddy Piper inside of a 15-foot high STEEL CAGE!

Piper proceeds to go on a long rant about he's beaten the best in the business and couldnt possibly lose to a Hollywood sweetheart like The Rock.

Rock: SHUT. YOUR MOUTH! THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT WHETHER IT BE TONIGHT, TOMORROW OR 3 WEEKS FROM NOW ON PPV, THE ROCK IS GUNNA TURN HIS SIZE 13, HOLLYWOOD FITTED, STAR-STUDDED BOOT SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP, YOUR CANDY ASS!!!!!

Vince: oh and one more thing. Tonight you'll both be in action. You, Rock will be reforming the old ROCK n Sock connection right here tonight with Mick Foley to take on Phsyco Sid and ..............Roddy Piper!!!!
(crowd erupts)

JR: OH MY GOODNESS KING, WHAT A MATCH COMIN LATER TONIGHT!!!

-commercial break-​

As we return Christian Cage waits in the ring as the lights go out and the Undertakers music starts. (the fans go crazy)

Undertaker Vs Christian Cage - Round 1 of the Championship Tournament​

- they start by exchanging blows, the Undertaker gains the upperhand and throws Cage into the corner, pounding him with blow after blow. Taker hits a hard right hand and sens Cage down to the mat. He picks Cage up, sends him off the ropes, misses a clothesline, Cage comes back and goes for the crossbody but Taker catches him and dumps him over the top rope into the outside. Taker in control so far. Christian trying to create some distance between him and Taker starts walking away as Taker makes his way to the outside. Taker grabs him by the hair and after a couple of hard rights, bangs Cage's head off the guard rail. Taker rolls in and out to break the count. Cage still trying to get away. Taker catches him again but before he can land another blow Cage gives him a rake to the eyes, momentarrily blinding the big man. Cage takes advantage of the opportunity and hits the Undertaker in his knees to get Taker down. Cage whips Taker into the steel steps, sending him flipping over onto his back. After a bit of showboating, Cage continues to work on the knee of the Undertaker. Cage rolls in and out to break the count. Cage puts Takers knee onto whats left of the steel steps and stomps down on it hard. Taker is beginning to feel it in his knee as Cage begins to gain the momentum. Cage rolls Taker back into the ring and goes for the cover. 1.2. no. Taker kicked out. After stomping on the knee of Undertaker a little more he picks Taker up and delivers a crisp suplex. goes for the cover again. Only 2. Sends Taker off the ropes and hits him with an elbow but Taker is still standing. Cage bounces off the ropes and looks for a clothesline but misses. As he comes back off the ropes Taker grabs him by the throat looking for the chokeslam. Cage kicks the bad knee before Taker is able to deliver and gives him a DDT. Cage climbs to the second rope and as Taker stands up Cage hits a huge missle dropkick. Goes for the Cover. Only 2. Cage is beginning to look frusterated. He stands Taker up and delivers 3 hard blows to his face but they dont knock Taker down. Taker suddenly responds with 2 hard lefts that stagger Cage, Taker sends him off the ropes and lands a boot to the face. Cage is down. Taker quickly picks him up and brings him to the corner where he's looking for the Old School but Cage hits the ropes and Taker comes crashing down as Cage seemingly regains the advatnage. Cage signals that the match is over as he climbs to the top rope and then hits the Frog Splash perfectly. 1.2. NO! Taker still kicks out and Cage cant beleive it. He sets Taker up for the Unprettier but its reversed, Taker sends him off the ropes, catches Cage by the throat and DELIVERS THE CHOKE SLAM! Undertaker gets back to his feet and signals for the Tombstone. He gets Cage on his shoulder, but Cage gets out of it, goes for the neckbreaker on Taker, but Taker reverses that, sends Cage off the ropes, picks him up and gets Cage right back up on his shoulder, this time delivering the tombstone. 1.2.3. Undertaker advances.

-commercial break-

6-Man Tag match with contenders for the TV Title involved:
Rick Rude, Umaga and Brian Pillman Vs Roderick Strong, Eddie Guerrero and Jeff Hardy​

Match starts with Brian Pillman and Guerrero. Very fast paced as both are able to hit very fast, sharp takedowns to start the match. Pillman hits a running crossbody and takes down Guerrero. Makes the tag to Umaga and Umaga lands a series of chops and punches to Guerrero taking him down again. Tags Pillman back in. Pillman whips Guerrero of the ropes but guerrero ducks under the clothseline and comes back with one of his own knocking down Pillman. Guerrero makes the tag to Jeff Hardy who recieves a huge pop and immediatly lands a whisper in the wind on Pillman. the crowd erupts. As Jeff picks up Pillman to continue the attack, Pillman nails him with a low blow out of nowhere. The bell sounds and Pillmans team is DQ'ed. All 6 superstars get into the ring now as they begin to brawl like they will at "Warpath" when the TV Title is on the line. Guerrero dropkicks Pillman over the top rope. Strong ducks under a clothesline attempt from Rick Rude and hits him with a belly to back suplex. Rude rolls out of the ring. Guerrero whips Umaga into the corner. Strong gets down on his knees and Jeff Hardy jumps off him onto Umaga hitting the poetry in motion, Guerrero clotheslines Umaga over the top rope and the last 3 man standing are Eddie, Strong and Hardy. Could this be foreshadowing the TV Title Rumble Match at "Warpath?" The 3 men celebrate for a bit but then realize that the men in the ring with them are their competition and they leave respectively. Winners by DQ: Eddie Guerrero, Roderick Strong and Jeff Hardy.

Backstage:
Edge and Christian Cage bump into each other backstage as Cage is still upset about being beaten and eliminated from the tournament.

Edge: I heard about your loss tonight, little brother. Thats unfortunate. Maybe next week when I go out there and beat Sting, whoever that is, to advance in the tournament, you can see how a real champion gets the job done.

Cage: You know what Edge, I dont even care that I lost to Taker tonight. He got lucky. 9 times outa 10 i woulda pinned his shoulders to the mat. Tonight was that 1 time that he needed and he got lucky. I've got bigger things on my mind then that tournament anyway.

Edge: Like what??

Cage: You just wait and see. The Instant Classic is gunna put the Assault Brand on the map in a big way. You just watch.

Edge: (grinning and not taking Cage seriously) if you say so Christian.

Cage: (before Edge walks away) Oh, and by the way. I've been in the ring with that guy Sting. He's no walk in the park. You might wanna do your HW on him before next week.

-commercial-​

 

[THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW]

That Was The First Half Of Assault, The Second Half Is Coming Soon As Is The First Episode Of Inferno. Stay Tuned.

 

[THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW]

i will be posting the rest of the first episode of assault within the hour.

 

[THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW]

Rated RKO's music begins to play and they make their way down to the ring, mic in hand.

JR: Oh, great. Cant wait to hear what these idiots have to say.

King: What'ya mean JR? Rated RKO's back together! This is gunna be great!

Edge: Now what would the first ever edition of Assault be without and appearance from the Rated-R Superstar and the Legend Killer, the most brilliant stable in the history of sports entertainment?

Orton: Thats right Edge. The most dominant tag team, no the greatest tag team ever.

Edge. Yes, Randy. and we didnt have to do it by coming out here with week after week with dorky costumes and paint all over our faces, looking like some early 90's cartoon characters did we?

Orton: No Edge, we didn't-----

(OH WHAT A RUSH!!!! plays and the crowd erupts as L.O.D. come charging towards the ring. Edge and Orton escape the ring before the LOD can get their hands on them and begin to walk up the ramp with stunned looks on their faces. As they stare furiously into the ring from a distance, Hawk and Animal pick up the abandoned mics and begin to talk)

Animal: So you know, me and Hawk were in the back listening the Vince McMahon announce the match for the tag team titles at "Warpath" and of course Hawk and I figured we'd be a part of it. Now imagine our surprise when he put 2 tag teams in that match, The Outsiders and The BrainBusters, that couldnt even lace up our boots, in that match instead of us. And to top it all off we gotta see back there and listen to you 2 clowns come out here and try to make fools out of us?

Hawk: We didnt come out here to bitch and moan and complain. You see if Vince wants to go ahead and pick those losers over us thats fine. But we're here to make damn sure that whoever wins those titles knows that the Legion Of Doom is first in line for a shot at those bad boys. And if they got a problem with that they can take it up with the LOD! OH WHAAAAT A RUSSHHH!!!!

(Before the commercial break, a huge promo with images of the United Kingdoms flag appears on the titantron. the promo ends with "He's Coming.")

-commercial break-​

Psycho Sid/Piper Vs The Rock N Sock Connection:
Match starts with Piper and Foley. They lock up as Piper hiys a knee to the midsection. Piper lands a couple of punches and a clothesline, knocking Foley down onto his back. Piper proceeds to showboat for a bit and then tags in Sid, who goes to work on Foley. Sid throws Foley into the corner and lands a series of devistating blows, then a body slam. After stomping Foley, he gets hi back up to his feet, whips him off the ropes and connects with a huge big boot to the jaw of Foley. Sid drags him back to his and Pipers corner, tags in Piper and they double team Foley. The Rock comes into the ring to try and break it up but as the referee pushes Rock back to his corner, Piper illegaly chokes Foley, while Sid stomps him some more. Piper and Foley are now the legal men and Piper drops an elbow to the heart of Foley. More showboating from Piper instead of going for the pin. He begins to talk trash to Foley and smack him around. After kicking Foley back down he walks over to the Rocks corner and spits in the Rocks face. Piper delivers a hard chop across Foleys chest but Foley fights back with a hard right. and another. They exchange blows but Piper hits another knee to the midsection and after a huge european uppercut that sends Foley to the turnbuckle, Piper regains the advantage. Piper tags in Sid and Sid clotheslines Foley over to the outside. Piper gets back in the ring immediatly and starts to taunt the Rock some more. The Rock has had enough. He jumps down from the apron and runs around the other side to land a huge clothesline on Sid. The Ref jumps outside to break it up and Piper is able to hit Rock with a low blow from behind without the ref seeing. Piper whips Rock into the ring post and the Rock goes down hard. Piper lands a few punches but the Rock fights back, landing solid rights of his own. Rock clothesline Piper over the baricade and into the crowd. The Rock and Piper fight into the crowd until they are out of view and the focus goes back to the 2 legal men who are slowly making their way back into the ring. As Foley climbs to his feet he reveals MR. SOCKO! but as he turns around in hopes of locking in the mandible claw, Sid is already up and delivers a huge Powerbomb, for the 1.2.3. Sid and Piper get the win.

commercial break.​

Shane Douglas and Taz enter the ring.

Douglas: You know when Vince McMahon appraoched me of all people with an opportunity to be a part of this brand at first I wanted to tell him to take a hike, i really did. But you know after i thought about it, after i gave it a lot of thought i remembered how much fun it was to stand in front of thousands of fools like yourselvesand tell you that you all suck. To come out here week after week and make idiots out of all you geeks is what i love doing. Not to mention some of the unfinished business i have here with a few guys in the back. You know who you are. I didnt come here to make friends, and im certainly not worried about entertaining you dorks in the stands, i came here for me. To make a statement. To remind every single one of you jerks that i am "THE FRANCHISE." THE FRANCHISE GODDAMIT!!! And then i got here and my good friend Taz was drafted to this brand as well. So this got me thinking. Me and taz, we revolutionized this business back in ECW and we never really got to finish what we started. So me and Taz, we're here tonight to introduce you slobs to the biggest threat on the Assualt roster.

Taz: We came here tonight to issue an open challenge to any 2 superstars willing to take us on right here, right now.

(After they wait a moment, BATISTAS music hits and he comes down to the ring and confronts the 2 ECW Originals. Batistas throws the first punch. And another and another. He knocks Franchise out of the ring and delivers a spine buster to Taz. Just as Batista gets up to the huge ovation and begins to shake the ropes, Shane Douglas sneaks back in the ring and hits him from behind with a chair. Batista is down and Douglas and Taz begin to stomp away and hit chair shots until suddenly THE ULTIMATE WARRIORS music hits and he comes sprinting down the runway into the ring, hitting clothesline after clothesline on Douglas and Taz. He clotheslines Douglas over the top and then picks up Taz and throws him over the top rope onto Douglas. Batista and Ultimate Warrior share curious glances at one another but celebrate in the ring together nonetheless).​

-The cameras go backstage to HHH's lockeroom, where he;s accompanied by the BrainBusters, Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard. We cant hear exactly what HHH is saying to them but HHH assures them that if they follow his plans, everything will go perfectly. He finishes the conversation by saying "if you guys scratch my back, i'll scratch yours." As they get ready to leave, HBK walks in.

HBK: (with an unsure look on his face) Whats up Hunter? What are you guys doing in here?

HHH: Nothing, Shawn. These guys are telling me about how they plan to win those tag titles at "Warpath."

HBK: Oh, really? Well its not gunna be easy. Ive known Hall and Nash for a while now, and beating them is no walk in the park.

Arn Anderson: Welll you got a tough match tonight yourself there Shawn, so you let us worry about the Outsiders alright?

HBK: Well i just came by to wish you luck in out match tonight HHH. May the best man win, fair and square.

HHH: Right Shawn, Ill see you out there.

(HBK leaves looking as if he suspects something).

HHH: (to the BrainBusters) Lets do this.

(HBK bumps into Hall and Nash after leaving HHH's lockeroom and asks to have a word with them just before we leave for commercial break.)

-commercial break-​

Main Event: HHH Vs HBK Tournament Match:

HBK makes his way to the ring first and then HHH makes his, accompanied by the BrainBusters. HBK doesnt seem pleased by the fact that they are with HHH but the Anderson and Blanchard seem to be saying that they are just out here to watch the match. Right before the matchs starts, the Outsiders make a surprise visit and make their way down to the ring. Its obvious HHH isnt happy with this at all. HBK can be seen mouthing to HHH that they are just here to watch the match.

(we go to a commercial break right before the match).

 

[THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW]

-the match is very even to start. First HBK locks HHH in a headlock but HHH is able to reverse it and get HBK in the same hold. HBK is whipped off the ropes but ducks under a clothselines, and then another and hits a vintage HBK frankenstiener with a few blows to the head to go along with it. As HHH staggers to his feet he is met with a perfectly executed dropkick and sent back down to the mat. HHH rolls out of the ring to gather himself and is met by Arn Anderson who shares some comforting words with him. HBK dives over the top rope right on to HHH and Anderson is barely able to get out of the way. Anderson has an angry look on his face as he cant believe HBK almost hit him with that suicide dive and it seems as if he is even thinking about striking HBK, but as he looks up and sees Nash motioning to not even think about it, he reconsiders. HBK and HHH battle on the outside but eventually HBK rolls him back in. HHH quickly gets up and takes advatange, hitting HBK with a running knee to get some momentum back in his favor. HHH whips HBK into the turnbuckle and HBK does his trademark flip in the corner. As he bounces back towards HHH, he is hit with a monster clothesline, laying him flat on his back. HHH locks eyes with Hall and Nash and doesnt seem to be happy with their presence. HHH bounces HBK off the ropes and lands a huge spinebuster. goes for the pin. 1.2 No, Shawn kicks out. HHH brings him to his feet and looks for the Pedigree but HBK is able to reverse it by taking HHH's legs out from underneath him and locks in a Sharpshooter. After enduring the pain of the hold for several minutes, HHH gets to the ropes and forces the hold to be broken. HBK brings HHH back to his feet, whips him off the ropes, connects with a back body drop. As HHH staggers back to his feet, HBK connects with a few hard chops to the chest, but as HHH ducks under the last one, he finds a way to flip HBK over the top rope and onto the outside. HHH goes to the outside and proceeds to bang HBKs head off the announce table and clothesline him back to the floor. The BrainBusters walk over towards the action looking awfully suspicious, but the Outsiders do the same in order to make sure they dont land and cheap shots on HBK. It seems as though it was a good idea that HBK got the Outsiders to stand in his corner for this match. HHH looks to bang HBK's head off the steel steps but HBK is able to block the attempt and smash HHH's head onto the steel instead. As HHH staggers aimlessly HBK goes for Sweet Chin Music but HHH has the presence of mind to duck and HBK instead lands the SCM on Arn Anderson, who was standing closely behind HHH instead. HHH takes advatange as HBK stops to see if Arn is ok. (remember all 6 of these men are supposed to be on the same side). This time HHH is able to smash HBKs head off the steel and bust him wide open. HHH rolls him into the ring and goes for the cover. 1.2. No. HBK just barely kicks out. HHH attempts another pedigree but Shawn blocks it by flipping HHH over his head this time. The 2 men get back to their feet at the same time. HHH whips HBK off the ropes, misses a clothesline and is hit with a huge signature flying forearm from HBK, who then flips up immediatly. A scoop slam connects on HHH and HBK begins to climb up to the top looking for the elbow. Tully Blanchard starts to walk over to HBK while hes on the ropes, as if to interfere, but the Outsiders stand in his way and he too reconsiders. HBK lands the elbow and goes for the pin. HHH just barely kicks out. HBK goes to the corner and begins to tune up the band. As HHH finally gets up Shawn goes for it, HHH ducks and hits the Pedigree perectly. Just as HHH is about to go for the cover, the unthinkable happens.....

(Christian Cage appears at the top of the ramp with a mic)

Cage: HHH! HEY HHH! OVER HERE!

(HHH looks at Cage and has no idea what he is doing here).

Cage: THE CEREBRAL ASSASIN! THE KING OF KINGS! THE GAAAAME! YOU WERE THE NUMBER ONE PICK FOR THE ASSAULT BRAND AND YOU KOW WHAT? I THINK THATS A LOAD OF BS! IF ANYONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST PICK FOR THIS BRAND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, THE INSTANT CLASSIC, CHRISTIAN CAGE! EARLIER TONIGHT I LOST MY CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH AGAINST THE UNDERTAKER BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IVE DECIDED I WANT SOMETHING BIGGER ANYWAY. I WANT THE GAME!!!! I WANT YOU hhh SO THAT I CAN ADD TO MY LEGACY AS THE INSTANT CLASSIC AND PUT YOU ON YOUR BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!

(As Cage says that, HBK sneaks over and takes advantage of the fact that HHH has put all of his attention on Cage. HBK rolls him up from behind for the 1.2.3. HBK ADVANCES and much to his dismay, HHH has been eliminated from the tournament.

The first episode of Assault ends with HHH looking furiously at Cage while Cage looks back with a smirk on his face.

stay tuned for the first episode of inferno.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I like it. You have all the best wrestlers of every era in their prime. I can't wait for Inferno.

 

[THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW]

sry for the delay on inferno (college is kickin my ass) ill have it up ASAP.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

No problem I go to college and work full time so I know what you're going though.

 

[Nathan]

Still lovin this thread man. Can't wait till the next show is up!

Good Luck!