Triple H makes the ugly list

[The Man They Call WMD]

Triple H is ranked #20 on Boston Phoenix's "Unsexiest Men of 2011" list, an annual survey ranking the 100 "least appealing dudes." The Boston, Massachusetts based newspaper brings the WWE Superstar's name to the forefront as it is titled "Triple H to Mark Zuckerberg - 100 Unsexiest Men of the Year 2011."

Regarding the Chief Operating Officer of WWE, Boston Phoenix wrote, "The night before his WWE contract expired, CM Punk snatched the WWE championship from the loathed John Cena, and wrestling was edgy and cool again . . . for about a week. Then Triple H — Vince McMahon's son-in-law and inexplicable "star" from 2003 — hogged the Monday Night Raw cameras for the entire summer. The fuck?"

Other names on the list include Mark Zuckerberg, Dr. Oz, Ricky Gervais and Charlie Sheen. The full list is available here. Meanwhile, former WWE talent Lance Storm directed his Facebook fan page members to the list.

Cracked me up.

 

[shattered dreams]

Is that a nose on his face or is he happy to see me?

 

[Harthan]

Is he that unattractive? I don't really see it. There are uglier men in the WWE, even.

 

[keehlnate]

mainly because of his beer belly.

 

[mr.ready]

Is he that unattractive? I don't really see it. There are uglier men in the WWE, even.

Who? Maybe Big Show? Hunter is one ugly dude.

 

[The Champ]

So they mentioned CM Punk in the article and Triple H is the only one on the ugly list?

 

[D-Man]

Is he that unattractive? I don't really see it. There are uglier men in the WWE, even.

Yup.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'd fuck him.

 

[Miko]

Journalist with an agenda much? Sounds like stuff I'd say.

 

[Alex]

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[Paralyzer Z]

Post a link to the rest of the list.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Ashton Kutcher is on the list. Ridiculous. It seems that all women love him. What a horseshit list.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Me, Ashton Kutcher and Randy Orton are all puberty beard bros.

 

[¡Roján!]

I'm convinced that nose has an orbit, you know, because how else would he be able to pull in a babe like Stephanie?

 

[ABMorales787]

Well duh he's in an ugly list. No fauxhawk. No skin tight jeans. Face full of hair. No skinny fat ass. That's not much of a modern man. He belongs in that list.

 

[HHHsWetSpot]

Well duh he's in an ugly list. No fauxhawk. No skin tight jeans. Face full of hair. No skinny fat ass. That's not much of a modern man. He belongs in that list.

You're right, he's not a modern man, he's a neanderthal man.

 

[Vega]

Well, very often I notice that I have no clue of what is generally considered to be attractive, especially in men. Triple H, from my point of view, has (or better had) maybe the best look of all wrestlers ever. Prototype of a tough warrior, with clearly defined features and a very determined demeanor. Of course that's not directly talking about beauty, but even his nose isn't that out of place I'd say. In his early years his brows have struck me as a bit odd, but ugliest wrestler? Nah.

If I had to judge, Kane would probably take the cake, if we talk about current guys.

 

[Dirk]

Trips is still a reasonably handsome guy. Off the top of my head, I can think of three guys who look worse. You decide...

Dem ears...

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Dem eyes...

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Dem teeth...

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At least Trips looks like a man, not a pudgy-faced little brat. Dat beard...

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[HHHsWetSpot]

The Miz isn't so ugly. Here's a better picture of him:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/nicole-enjoli/smeagle.jpg

 

[VictorySauce23]

The Miz isn't so ugly. Here's a better picture of him:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/nicole-enjoli/smeagle.jpg

That's a pretty accurate picture.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Is that a nose on his face or is he happy to see me?

What is he — an aardvark!?

 

[ヒュー　G.　レックション]

Trips is still a reasonably handsome guy. Off the top of my head, I can think of three guys who look worse. You decide...

Dem ears...

Spoiler

Dem eyes...

Spoiler

Dem teeth...

Spoiler

At least Trips looks like a man, not a pudgy-faced little brat. Dat beard...

Spoiler

Triple H is actually known somewhat by the general public though.

 

[Dirk]

The Miz isn't so ugly. Here's a better picture of him:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...li/smeagle.jpg

Holy shit. I never noticed this... The likeness is uncanny...

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

HHH isnt particularly an ugly bloke, he has a big nose. So fucking what. There are far worse looking guys out there.

Do you reckon the journalist has a missus as hot as Steph, or a physique like HHH's?