here's the first part -
*Fireworks explode as JR and King welcome us to Monday Night Attitude*
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, what a show we have in store for you all right here tonight! We're live from Madison Square Garden in New York! We have a lot of things to get down to in the next 2 hours so stay with us as we enjoy the Re-Birth of Attitude!
King: I can't wait JR! We've got Titles on the line, Two big main events, and best of all...Puppies!
JR: Well if you can calm down for a second there King, I was informed earlier today that to kick off the first ''Attitude'' we will have the man that arguably started the original Attitude Era. The Texas Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
*Steve Austin's music hits as he comes to a standing ovation from the MSG crowd. He acknowledges them and then asks a beer. He crushes the cans together as he chugs both beers. The crowd goes crazy for Austin as he grabs a mic*
Austin: Well there's a couple things Stone Cold Steve Austin has to adress here in New York City. First of all, I can't wait to open up cans of whup-ass on all them sorry sons of bitches. Stone Cold has been whipping ass for years and I finally get to be the Champion again. Whoever wants to challenge me to a match for my TMW Title, Is going to play by my rules. In my ring. I call the shots. You piss me off, I'll whip your ass. Bottomline is, Don't mess around with The Texas Rattlesnake, because he'll come back and bite your ass like the dumb son of a bitch you are! Now, It seems to me that there's a few loud-mouths in the back who think they can beat Stone Cold Steve Austin.
*Crowd chants ''What?''*
Austin: They think they can take Stone Cold's title
*Crowd chants ''What?''*
Austin: Well if you got something to say, say it to my face before I whup somebody's ass!
*Crowd cheers at that, before HBK and HHH show up on the titantron, and they are drowned with boos.*
Michaels: Well that's not the reception we got back in 96 when we did The Curtain Call in that very ring is it Hunter?
Hunter: Shawn. Definetely not. I think you all loved it and you ate it up.
Michaels: That's right. You know Austin, I'm getting pretty sick of you coming out here and talking about how much of a ''Badass'' you are. In my mind, you're just some 40 year old who broke his neck and never wrestled again. That's true though. As much as you come out and try to live up your golden days, I re-create myself night in, and night out. Austin, you're just like Hulk Hogan. Living off of something you did 10 years ago. You at least owe us money for Gimmick Infringement. We made the authority-trashing, rebellious....
*Austin interupts Michaels*
Austin: Listen here you dumb son of a bitch. Proffesionally, I think you're a good wrestler. But personally, I think you're a piece of trash. Now shut your mouth before Stone Cold does it for ya, and that's all..
*Michaels interupts*
Michaels: Boring. It's the same old thing from the self-proclaimed ''Texas Rattlesnake'' See Austin, I'm gonna embarrass you tonight like me and Tyson did back in 98 at the Public Workout before WrestleMania. We're gonna slap you around like the dumb piece of crap you are.
*While this is happening, Austin flips off Michaels*
Austin: Did you just hear what Stone Cold Steve Austin said? Do you have something in your ear because obviously you didn't understand what I said. I said, that tonight, I'm gonna give you an old-school Texas whupping. And that's the bottomline..
*Michaels once again interupts Austin*
Michaels: Blah, Blah, Blah. See what I mean? You're all talk Austin. D-Generation X delivers inside the ring....and on the outside. Hahaha.
Hunter: That's right Shawn. All these New York girls know that they'd love to get a hand on the DX express, which by the way, You blew up Austin.
Austin: Here's what I have to say. I'm gonna keep it short and simple. Triple H, You're the biggest, whiniest, dumbest, husband of a he-she I've ever seen. Michaels, I've whupped your ass once, and I'll do it again. And that's the bottomline...because Stone Cold said so!
*Austin drops the mic with his music playing. He drinks more beer as he flips off D-Generation X*
JR: My god King. What a way to start off Attitude!
King: Austin is probably my favorite part! Next to the puppies of course!
JR: Well ladies and gentlemen, Next will be our first match. A battle of two fiery latinos. Carlito, and Super Crazy.
*Commercial Break*
Match 1: Carlito (c) vs Super Crazy for the TMW European Championship
Howard Finkel: The following is scheduled for one fall and it is for the European Championship! Introducing first, from Puerto Rico, The Champion, Carlito!
*Carlito walks down to the ring with a flashy grin and with the Title in hand. He shows it off and then walks into the ring, taunting the crowd*
Finkel: And the challenger, from Mexico...Super..Crazy!
*Crazy runs down the ring and slaps the hands of some fans. He slides in the ring and has a stare-off with Carlito*
Carlito starts off with a quick thumb to the eye and throws Super Crazy into the turnbuckle. He takes cheap shots to Crazy's head and starts to choke him. Crazy falls down to the mat as Carlito waits until the ref's count of 4 to stop. Carlito gets off but then starts to kick Crazy on every part of his body. Carlito picks him up and hits with several vicious upper-cuts. Crazy falls down onto the middle rope. Carlito takes a few more punches before Irish-Whipping Crazy to the opposite ropes. Crazy runs into Carlito and gets thrown into the air with the Flapjack.
JR: Carlito is just man-handling poor Super Crazy here.
King: He doesn't even care if he wins this match JR. He just wants to put as much physical pain into Super Crazy as possible.
Carlito then puts Crazy in a headlock. Carlito locks it on extra-tight, causing Crazy to fall drowsily. The ref picks up Crazy's hand for one and no movement. He does it again and gets the same reaction. He picks it up and finally has some life. The crowd starts rallying for Super Crazy as he finally elbows Carlito a few times before breaking out of the hold. Crazy swings to the ropes and hits a Hurricarana. He goes down for a quick cover. 1....kick out by Carlito. Crazy quickly jumps on the top of the turnbuckle. He tries to hit a moonsault on the fallen Carlito, but Carlito realized what he was being set up for and pushed Super Crazy, who went flying chest-first into the barracade. Crazy took awhile to get up and the ref counted to 8. Crazy slid back into the ring and was immediately pounced on by Carlito. Carlito ran up to Crazy and hit him with a clothesline. He followed with quick, left punches, knocking down Super Crazy.
JR: That's some old-fashioned Southpaw fighting.
King: That's right. Born and bred from Puerto Rico JR.
Carlito waited until Crazy got up before jumping on the second rope and hitting a Springboard Back Elbow. He goes for the pin....1....2....kick out. Carlito then gets frustrated and starts aruging with the ref. But Crazy sneaks up and tries to hit a School Boy. Carlito kicks out at 2. Carlito gets mad again and hits a stiff kick to the face. He goes to the corner and grabs his apple. He attempts to hit Super Crazy with it but The Ref stops him. Carlito goes to spit in the ref's face but the ref dodges and the spit goes nowhere. Super Crazy, meanwhile, rested and finally gained stamina. He ran up to Carlito and hit him with a dropkick to the back, knocking Carlito on his knees in front of the ropes. Crazy attempts to hit Carlito in the stomach, but Carlito grabs his foot. But, Super Crazy once again reverses it into an Enziguri. Carlito is knocked out in the middle of the ring and Crazy sets up for his finisher. He finally hits the Moonsault. 1...2......Kick out. Crazy is amazed and goes for another pin but Carlito kicks out again. Crazy runs to the ropes and attempts to hit Carlito with a clothesline but Carlito ducks and Crazy hits the ref instead. Carlito sneaks out and grabs a chair. When Crazy isn't looking Carlito knocks him out. Carlito does it again and again before finally picking Crazy up. He hits a vicious Backcracker. He demands a new ref and makes the cover. 1...2....3.
Finkel: Here is your winner and STILL, TMW European Champion...Carlito!
JR: Carlito stole one here. Damn him to hell! He cheated to get the victory here right out from Super Crazy's grasp!
King: Oh ease up JR. You do what you have to do to win a match. That's my opinion.
JR: Well, nonetheless, backstage, we have our Commisioner, Mick Foley!
*Kristal is shown backstage with Mick Foley*
Kristal: Hi Mick. I was told that you have a major Announcement for us tonight.
Foley: Well Kristal, before I get to that, I'd just like to say how good it feels to be right here..at MSG!
*Crowd Cheers*
King: There he goes with that cheap pop again.
Foley: But yes Kristal. I do have a major annnouncment tonight. I'm here to say one thing, and one thing only, and that is to announce what our first PPV will be called. Ladies and Gentlemen..TMW's first PPV will be called ''Have a nice day!'' No, only joking. It's actually, ''King Of Mayhem''. Now, when people ask The Hardcore Legend, why he came back to Wrestling, I like to say that the reason why was to take more bumps, see more bonafide Playboy Cover Girls, and to say it feels good to be here in (insert city here). But the reason I came back this time, was because I felt like I needed to come back. I felt like I needed to have something to do with Wrestling. And I had to come back to the one place that made me feel comfortable. And that's right here in TMW! Have a nice day!
*Attitude goes to commercial break as Foley walks off*