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A lot of people might consider this year's WrestleMania main event one of the worst of all-time. That got me to wondering, how would you rank the top 5 mistakes that WWE has made for the main event of the biggest show of the year? It can be because you felt like the storyline was garbage, the match itself just plain sucked, you believed another match on the card deserved to headline, or all of the above. Please list your worst 5 Mania main events and what match you think should have headlined instead, along with any stipulations to the match you would add and/or championship(s) on the line. Also make sure to note which year the match happened...for example, don't just say "Taker vs Triple H." They met 3 times at WM, so please be specific. Here are mine, starting at #5...but first, a few dishonorable mentions.
WrestleMania XI: Lawrence Taylor vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
This could very easily be #1 on the list, and maybe the only reason it isn't is because the roster was so incredibly thin at the time. This was an absolutely atrocious WrestleMania, easily in the bottom 5 of all-time. From start to finish, it had a very "mailed in" feel to it. I'm annoyed any time a celebrity athlete takes a spot on the card away from someone who has made wrestling their entire life, but to hand them the main event too? Here LT, you're more important than our world championship. Wow.
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship: Bret Hart (c) vs. The Undertaker
I had no issue with Diesel and Shawn Michaels squaring off here, but it didn't exactly feel main event worthy at the time either. Bret Hart and The Undertaker were so incredibly misused at WM11. Bret faced Bob Backlund in an "I Quit" match in which Bret would avenge his loss at Survivor Series. This feud should have wrapped up by the Royal Rumble at the latest where Bret would regain the championship. I could even see Owen winning the Royal Rumble match and challenging Bret here. However, they met at WM10 in an absolute classic and then again at Summerslam '94 where Bret defended the title in a steel cage. So to freshen it up a bit, Taker would be my Rumble winner and perhaps with some interference from Owen, Taker would become new champion and go 4-0 at Mania. By the way, for those too young to remember...Taker faced King Kong Bundy at this event in a 6-minute match. See what I mean about being misused?
WrestleMania: Hulk Hogan and Mr. T vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff
The very first WrestleMania remains the only one in history in which the WWE Championship was not defended and let's hope it remains that way.
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship, Hulk Hogan (c) vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
I understand it was 1985 and Vince wanted to pack as many celebrities as possible into the first Mania to make headlines, but I always thought why not just have Mr. T in Hogan's corner or give him his own match against Orndorff or Orton? Hogan and Piper in a 1 on 1 bout with the title on the line was the way to go, with Hogan retaining of course...because, Hulkamania.
WrestleMania XXIV, World Heavyweight Championship: Edge (c) vs. The Undertaker
While I enjoyed this match and always thought that Edge was one of Taker's greatest rivals, I would have gone in a different direction for how to close the show at the Citrus Bowl in 2008.
The main event SHOULD have been: Career Match, Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair
I almost never think that the championship match shouldn't close out WrestleMania, but this is one of the few exceptions. There's absolutely nothing anyone can say to convince me that a career threatening match between 2 of the all-time greats didn't deserve the main event. This match had absolutely everything you could want and then some. Sure, it wasn't exactly a nail biter as far as the outcome was concerned, especially when they inducted Flair into the HOF the night before, but it still didn't lack single bit in the drama department. You could not script the end of that match any better than how they went about it. The perfect end to a brilliant 36-year career, and it could have been the perfect end to WM24.
And now my top 5.
#5 WrestleMania IX, WWE Championship: Bret Hart (c) vs Yokozuna
Had Yokozuna actually walked out of WM9 with the belt after defeating thr Hitman, I wouldn't have had any issue with the booking at all. However, in Vince's infinite wisdom, he decided to hand off the title directly to Hogan in what was more or less a cash-in long before Money in the Bank ever existed. The bell rang, Hogan dropped the leg, and he was champ once again. Yokozuna winning the rumble, beating Bret Hart, and establishing himself as WWE's new top heel was immediately crapped on by Hulkamania.
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship: Randy Savage (c) vs. Bret Hart
In more of Vince's infinite wisdom, he decided that Randy Savage was yesterday's news and that he belonged behind the broadcast table instead of in the ring. Apparently, WWE was going in a new direction with the younger superstars. Which is why Hulk Hogan was crowned champion, right? So the previous September, Savage wad beaten for the title by Ric Flair, who he had won it from at WM8. Just over a month later, Flair would drop the belt to Bret, who became the company's top new babyface and carried the gold until Mania IX. I always thought that Savage and Hart would have put on a classic match given the chance. Instead of hot potatoing the title to Yokozuna and Hogan, have Savage pass the torch to Bret a la Hogan/Warrior 3 years prior...THEN if it didn't work out, you could always go area to your red and yellow safety net.
#4 WrestleMania XXIX, WWE Championship: The Rock (c) vs John Cena
Not only did these 2 main event WM the previous year, but the match was also dubbed "Once in a Lifetime."
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship Triple Threat , CM Punk (c) vs. The Rock vs. John Cena
Call me a traditionalist, but I'm very rarely in favor of triple threat matches for the championship at Mania. However, this one made gar too much sense to ignore. The 3 of them had been interwoven in a storyline since the previous August, when Punk had turned heel by attacking The Rock. Cena and Rock were already clearly at odds, having main evented against each other at WM28. And Punk and Cena were no strangers to one another, having great matches at MITB and Summerslam during the "Summer of Punk." For reasons I'll never understand, Punk's championship reign was ended by The Rock at the Royal Rumble. Instead of extending it to am epic 500+ days if he had walked into Mania as champ, the powers that be Smsaw fit to put the title on The Rock and give us a rerun with "Twice in a Lifetime." I know all great title runs must end, but Mania would have been the appropriate time and place for it to all come crashing down.
#3 WrestleMania VII, WWE Championship: Sgt. Slaughter (c) vs. Hulk Hogan
This was Hogan's 6th time main eventing Mania in 7 years and his opponent was not exactly main event caliber. Just look at where Slaughter was a year later at WM8: part of an 8-man tagwho were introduced by Family Feud host Ray Combs.
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship Career Match, Ultimate Warrior (c) vs. "Macho King" Randy Savage
This is one of the all-time greatest matches in WrestleMania history and in my opinion, the best of Warrior's career. It was literally everything you could ask for in a main event, from both men kicking out of each other's finishers to Savage's post-match face turn, reuniting with Elizabeth. It definitely didn't need to be for the WWE Title, but neither did Hogan vs Slaughter. I liked the setup for this at the Rumble, when Savage attacked Warrior during his title defense against Slaughter. However, I would've had Warrior overcome the interference and then demand a match with Savage at Mania. Much like the Michaels/Flair match at WM24, it was head and shoulders above the rest of the card and deserved to close the show.
WrestleMania XI: Lawrence Taylor vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
This could very easily be #1 on the list, and maybe the only reason it isn't is because the roster was so incredibly thin at the time. This was an absolutely atrocious WrestleMania, easily in the bottom 5 of all-time. From start to finish, it had a very "mailed in" feel to it. I'm annoyed any time a celebrity athlete takes a spot on the card away from someone who has made wrestling their entire life, but to hand them the main event too? Here LT, you're more important than our world championship. Wow.
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship: Bret Hart (c) vs. The Undertaker
I had no issue with Diesel and Shawn Michaels squaring off here, but it didn't exactly feel main event worthy at the time either. Bret Hart and The Undertaker were so incredibly misused at WM11. Bret faced Bob Backlund in an "I Quit" match in which Bret would avenge his loss at Survivor Series. This feud should have wrapped up by the Royal Rumble at the latest where Bret would regain the championship. I could even see Owen winning the Royal Rumble match and challenging Bret here. However, they met at WM10 in an absolute classic and then again at Summerslam '94 where Bret defended the title in a steel cage. So to freshen it up a bit, Taker would be my Rumble winner and perhaps with some interference from Owen, Taker would become new champion and go 4-0 at Mania. By the way, for those too young to remember...Taker faced King Kong Bundy at this event in a 6-minute match. See what I mean about being misused?
WrestleMania: Hulk Hogan and Mr. T vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff
The very first WrestleMania remains the only one in history in which the WWE Championship was not defended and let's hope it remains that way.
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship, Hulk Hogan (c) vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
I understand it was 1985 and Vince wanted to pack as many celebrities as possible into the first Mania to make headlines, but I always thought why not just have Mr. T in Hogan's corner or give him his own match against Orndorff or Orton? Hogan and Piper in a 1 on 1 bout with the title on the line was the way to go, with Hogan retaining of course...because, Hulkamania.
WrestleMania XXIV, World Heavyweight Championship: Edge (c) vs. The Undertaker
While I enjoyed this match and always thought that Edge was one of Taker's greatest rivals, I would have gone in a different direction for how to close the show at the Citrus Bowl in 2008.
The main event SHOULD have been: Career Match, Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair
I almost never think that the championship match shouldn't close out WrestleMania, but this is one of the few exceptions. There's absolutely nothing anyone can say to convince me that a career threatening match between 2 of the all-time greats didn't deserve the main event. This match had absolutely everything you could want and then some. Sure, it wasn't exactly a nail biter as far as the outcome was concerned, especially when they inducted Flair into the HOF the night before, but it still didn't lack single bit in the drama department. You could not script the end of that match any better than how they went about it. The perfect end to a brilliant 36-year career, and it could have been the perfect end to WM24.
And now my top 5.
#5 WrestleMania IX, WWE Championship: Bret Hart (c) vs Yokozuna
Had Yokozuna actually walked out of WM9 with the belt after defeating thr Hitman, I wouldn't have had any issue with the booking at all. However, in Vince's infinite wisdom, he decided to hand off the title directly to Hogan in what was more or less a cash-in long before Money in the Bank ever existed. The bell rang, Hogan dropped the leg, and he was champ once again. Yokozuna winning the rumble, beating Bret Hart, and establishing himself as WWE's new top heel was immediately crapped on by Hulkamania.
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship: Randy Savage (c) vs. Bret Hart
In more of Vince's infinite wisdom, he decided that Randy Savage was yesterday's news and that he belonged behind the broadcast table instead of in the ring. Apparently, WWE was going in a new direction with the younger superstars. Which is why Hulk Hogan was crowned champion, right? So the previous September, Savage wad beaten for the title by Ric Flair, who he had won it from at WM8. Just over a month later, Flair would drop the belt to Bret, who became the company's top new babyface and carried the gold until Mania IX. I always thought that Savage and Hart would have put on a classic match given the chance. Instead of hot potatoing the title to Yokozuna and Hogan, have Savage pass the torch to Bret a la Hogan/Warrior 3 years prior...THEN if it didn't work out, you could always go area to your red and yellow safety net.
#4 WrestleMania XXIX, WWE Championship: The Rock (c) vs John Cena
Not only did these 2 main event WM the previous year, but the match was also dubbed "Once in a Lifetime."
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship Triple Threat , CM Punk (c) vs. The Rock vs. John Cena
Call me a traditionalist, but I'm very rarely in favor of triple threat matches for the championship at Mania. However, this one made gar too much sense to ignore. The 3 of them had been interwoven in a storyline since the previous August, when Punk had turned heel by attacking The Rock. Cena and Rock were already clearly at odds, having main evented against each other at WM28. And Punk and Cena were no strangers to one another, having great matches at MITB and Summerslam during the "Summer of Punk." For reasons I'll never understand, Punk's championship reign was ended by The Rock at the Royal Rumble. Instead of extending it to am epic 500+ days if he had walked into Mania as champ, the powers that be Smsaw fit to put the title on The Rock and give us a rerun with "Twice in a Lifetime." I know all great title runs must end, but Mania would have been the appropriate time and place for it to all come crashing down.
#3 WrestleMania VII, WWE Championship: Sgt. Slaughter (c) vs. Hulk Hogan
This was Hogan's 6th time main eventing Mania in 7 years and his opponent was not exactly main event caliber. Just look at where Slaughter was a year later at WM8: part of an 8-man tagwho were introduced by Family Feud host Ray Combs.
The main event SHOULD have been: WWE Championship Career Match, Ultimate Warrior (c) vs. "Macho King" Randy Savage
This is one of the all-time greatest matches in WrestleMania history and in my opinion, the best of Warrior's career. It was literally everything you could ask for in a main event, from both men kicking out of each other's finishers to Savage's post-match face turn, reuniting with Elizabeth. It definitely didn't need to be for the WWE Title, but neither did Hogan vs Slaughter. I liked the setup for this at the Rumble, when Savage attacked Warrior during his title defense against Slaughter. However, I would've had Warrior overcome the interference and then demand a match with Savage at Mania. Much like the Michaels/Flair match at WM24, it was head and shoulders above the rest of the card and deserved to close the show.