CaptainZaltan
Getting Noticed By Management
Do you know how many times I've read/heard that? Too many. For some reason, 99% of the time it feels like the people saying it are running on auto-pilot, and don't know WHY they're saying it, it's just a flaw in pro wrestling and hey, it's TNA, let's shit on it about everything, even fabricated crap.
I, personally, don't see that horrible booking that everybody's talking about. Maybe I'm not smarky enough, I'm looking to improve on that. So please, PLEASE somebody give me examples of bad TNA booking. And no, not some crap from last year or five years ago. Recently. I'm not saying that it does not exist, nor am I saying that it does - I simply need examples just so I can sort this out for myself.
It has nothing to do with being 'smarky', it has to do with people having a different opinion than yours. Personally, I hate Vince Russo's writing; always have. And not because it's 'cool' to hate Russo, or whatever logic his defenders adhere to. Show me any fiction that is littered with plotholes, dropped storylines, inconsistent characterization, zero long-term planning, and just plain incoherent and sloppy storytelling, and I will dislike it regardless of who writes it.
In any case, this topic is pointless. The problem is, people like what they like, and dislike what they dislike, and any examples you get are just going to be rationalizations for personal tastes. Nothing you say is going to change the simple fact that I just don't like the damn writing. Similarly, there's nothing I can say to you that's going to suddenly make you dislike Impact. It's like a joke when you have to explain the punchline. You either get it or you don't.
What I CAN tell you, is that my opinion has nothing to do with me preferring WWE (I don't), thinking it's 'fun' to criticize TNA (I don't. I actually like TNA minus the writing), or thinking it's 'cool' to criticize TNA (nothing about wrestling is cool. Period). I doubt there's a single person that frequents these forums who doesn't WANT to enjoy TNA. This idea that people shit on TNA simply because it's TNA, or because they are 'smarky', is a complete invention of a select group of the IWC who are simply incapable of dealing with the reality that not everyone shares their opinions. You all need to get the fuck over yourselves and stop being personally offended every time someone criticizes something you like. As Vince Russo himself would say, "It's only wrestling." No-one is criticizing you for liking TNA even if they don't, so why not show some similar respect?
But with that being said, and since you asked:
1. Samoa Joe gets kidnapped. No resolution or explanation is ever given. Whether it's shoehorned into the 'deception' storyline long after most fans have stopped caring about it (like the 'White Hummer' resolution in WCW) hardly changes the fact that it sucked.
2. Abyss becomes the Green Lantern with Hulk Hogan's Hall of Fame ring FROM ANOTHER COMPANY. Who was entertained by this?
3. TNA spends months - arguably years - building AJ Styles into the main guy in the company, only to job him out to RVD in (what should have been) a dream match, with zero advertising and on FREE TV. AJ came out of this looking incredibly weak, and it's taken him a long time to recover (he's still only in the midcard). Which leads into:
5. TNA has can't build credible heels. They dropped the ball with Wolfe, and turned Anderson face when his heel work was at it's best. AJ was a strong heel, until they let a midcard showboat run all over him on free tv. Going into Lockdown, Team Flair lost every official encounter with Team Hogan going into Lockdown (post-match beatdowns don't count). Fourtune members were losing matches a week after the faction was formed. Abyss is a 'monster heel' again, but loses to just about everyone (even Stevie Richards). Yes, it's a scripted show and everyone needs to lose occasionally. But if your villain doesn't look credible going into a major match (ie: they lose constantly and look weak), than why would anyone pay to see the match?
6. Pseudo-reality bullshit. A few weeks ago I was watching Reaction, and I recall someone saying "this isn't about gimmicks. It's real". Tonight, Kevin Nash threw around the word 'worker' and talked about a backstage situation with Samoa Joe. The entire feud with Sting/Jarrett/Nash/Joe is built around allusions to backstage politics and situations that many fans don't know or care about. V.R pulls this kind of crap constantly. Yes, smart marks exist. Yes, we all know things happening behind the scenes. But the notion that you can use terms and situations referencing the shows scripted nature in the middle of a promo that's supposed to allow fans to suspend their disbelief just hurts my damned head. When other shows/movies take a moment to pause and wink at the camera and reference some well-known real-life situation involving the actors or production, it's cute on occasion. TNA is winking like a man having a seizure.
7. Kayfabing away reality. One of the main fears about Hogan coming into TNA was that he would bring in all of his old flunkies. He did, but he made sure to cut promos talking about how he wasn't going to. Yes, they are all gone now. Doesn't change the fact that he did it for as long as he could get away with it, and the general perception out there is that TNA is always going to be run like this. Rightly so, as EV2 is doing exactly the same thing now, with Dreamer and crew cutting promos talking about how they aren't there to take anyone's spot, while they do just that.
8. TNA spends months pushing a story with Kurt Angle where he is moving through the top 10 TNA rankings (which are dumb to begin with) and will retire if he loses, thus giving away the ending of every match. They then drop this outright when they realize that they are running out of contract dates for their current champion (showing a complete lack of foresight), and throw Kurt into a tournament instead. Yes, the stipulation is still on the table (unfortunately). But TNA had to change horses midstream because they didn't have the good sense to make long term plans.
Looking at your responses to other posters, I'm sure you'll say "but WWE does the same things!" And noone fucking cares, because: A. WWE's shitty writing does not make TNA's shitty writing any easier to swallow B. WWE is written for children. C. Shitty writing or not, the WWE is an absolute powerhouse at generating stars and making money. TNA isn't, and like it or not a lot of people here feel that the writing/booking is a major reason why.
I'm sure I could come up with more examples, but I've wasted enough time as it is. As I said, nothing I say is going to convince you, or vice-versa. You asked people to tell you why they didn't like Impacts writing; they took the time to do so. Write me a post detailing why TNA's writing DOESN'T suck, and I'll take the time to tell you why your opinions are wrong and you're a smark. If you don't like criticisms of TNA, than don't create topics asking for them. Noone is trying to dissuade you from enjoyment of TNA, and noone is criticizing you because you do like it. It doesn't hurt you in any way for people to use these forums to express opinions that differ from your own. If your honest intention is to convert TNA's critics to fans, this isn't the way to do it.