"God, Sam is really scraping the barrel for these thread ideas, isn't he?"
Yeah, I know. It's a terrible idea. Stupid, impractical, ridiculous, nonsensical. It would make Jesus cry and little kittens die. But you're forgetting one thing: this is TNA we're talking about here. If the messiah isn't bawling like a little girl, they're not doing their fucking job right.
Obviously, this stupid, stupid idea - which I kinda like, oddly, despite recognising that TNA does not need any more titles, particularly more completely illegitimate ones - would have to come in as part of a storyline to counter Booker's Legends Title and Sting's unfair control of the World Title. It's almost like Taz's FTW Title in that sense.
To counter the complete illegitimacy of those two titles (ooh, burn!), there'd have to be a long ass tournament for it. A tournament? In TNA? Never! Only "Originals", which obviously have a very vague definition, are eligible to compete. Obviously, Hernandez wins after fighting Joe to a standstill and then defeating AJ and him in an incredible Triple Threat match, the likes of which we haven't seen since Unbreakable 2005. What are you looking at me like that for? You come up with something better.
At least this belt has an accurate enough description, if you rounded up everyone who was truly eligible for the Legends Title you'd have Sting standing by himself in the ring.
Dicks. Busting my ass for this forum. I ain't gettin' no appreciation.
Edit: Oh, and since the Legends belt is all nice and shiny this one should closely resemble the Hardcore title.
Yeah, I know. It's a terrible idea. Stupid, impractical, ridiculous, nonsensical. It would make Jesus cry and little kittens die. But you're forgetting one thing: this is TNA we're talking about here. If the messiah isn't bawling like a little girl, they're not doing their fucking job right.
Obviously, this stupid, stupid idea - which I kinda like, oddly, despite recognising that TNA does not need any more titles, particularly more completely illegitimate ones - would have to come in as part of a storyline to counter Booker's Legends Title and Sting's unfair control of the World Title. It's almost like Taz's FTW Title in that sense.
To counter the complete illegitimacy of those two titles (ooh, burn!), there'd have to be a long ass tournament for it. A tournament? In TNA? Never! Only "Originals", which obviously have a very vague definition, are eligible to compete. Obviously, Hernandez wins after fighting Joe to a standstill and then defeating AJ and him in an incredible Triple Threat match, the likes of which we haven't seen since Unbreakable 2005. What are you looking at me like that for? You come up with something better.
At least this belt has an accurate enough description, if you rounded up everyone who was truly eligible for the Legends Title you'd have Sting standing by himself in the ring.
Dicks. Busting my ass for this forum. I ain't gettin' no appreciation.
Edit: Oh, and since the Legends belt is all nice and shiny this one should closely resemble the Hardcore title.