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Santino will win. I predict he will dodge a cheap shot from HotRod and then execute a 'la mistica', a hurricanrana-to-armbar transition. Hot Rod taps out at 0:12. Then Santino celebrates by having a live-sex celebration with Beth Pheonix.
All-a Hail-a Santino Marella!
Edit: TM, held me at gun-point.. I had no other option or I could end up like the poor lad in this emoticon >>>>
Santino Marella
The WWE has had one dominant force since April 16th, 2007. That man is none other than Santino Marella. Santino has one of the best introductory matches in history. He marched into the ring after being hand picked by Vince McMahon to fight against his dominant monster, Umaga. Umaga at this time was unstoppable, un-defeatable, and on a path to destroying Billionaire Donald Trump's Beat: Bobby Lashley.
Now Santino marched into the ring, and fought Umaga in an epic battle. Despite being a non disqualification match, a match suited towards a monster like Umaga, Santino took the early advantage. Until suddenly, Bobby Lashley not wanting to be updone by Santino Marella, came to the ring to interfere. Santino shook it off and was able to destroy Umaga, thus becoming the first ever wrestler to win the Intercontinental Championship in their debut match.
The Milan Miracle is born. Santino Marella was able to continue his dominance destroying Chris Masters easily throughout the late Spring. Umaga once again came back looking for his title. They met in the greatest match in Vengence: Night Of Champions history, and once again Santino Marella came out on top. This set out to prove Santino was a main eventer in the company. He decided as a reward to Umaga that he would present Umaga with the Intercontinental Championship. After the ceremonial pin by Umaga Santino set out for bigger things.
Santino began to date up and coming star Maria, thus becoming the hottest couple ever in the WWE history. In the mean time, Santino began to feud with former WWE Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin. Obviously Santino had intimidated Stone Cold, that Austin had refused to come to the ring. Santino would taunt Austin, by singing to the song Rehab, by Amy Winehouse, this intimidating Austin even more. Austin Eventually entered the ring, and was so intimidating, he had to use a pressurized hose just to take Santino down.
Santino's girlfriend was allowed to enter playboy, only on the fact that Santino was dating her. At this time, him and Carlito began an impressive tag team, defeating the tag team champions during the time. At this time, Rowdy Roddy Piper began to interfere with Santino, already worrying about this tournament.
Santino than began a program where him, and his new girlfriend, who was not a ****e, Beth Phoenix began teaming together. The two of them later began feuding with Kofi Kingston and some gross ****e. They won the IC and Woman's championship, this becoming more powerful than Obama and Michelle. In this time, Santino was able to make a former great belt even greater as he went on an incredible winning streak with the belt. Has anyone on this earth loved this belt more than him? I do not. On the way through his streak, Roddy Piper cast a record 1,000,000 votes to make sure he would not have to face Santino at Cyber Sunday. Santino later realized there was more to life than the IC belt, and choose Beth Phoenix over him.
This is the story of Santino Maralla. No one can deny that he should go over ...that Scottish fellow. Vote Santino.
* Ohio Valley Wrestling
o OVW Television Championship (2 times)[11]
* Pro Wrestling Illustrated
o PWI ranked him #91 of the top 500 singles wrestlers in the PWI 500 in 2008[36]
* World Wrestling Entertainment
o WWE Intercontinental Championship (2 times)[37]
* Wrestling Observer Newsletter awards
o Best Gimmick (2007, 2008)
The Match
Santino would come down to the ring, and cut one of the most bone chilling promos of all time, causing Roddy Piper to cry. He would enter the ring, and be destroyed by the roll of doom. Santino would then hit him with the neck breaker, and enjoy some Pasta Fagiolli while Roddy Piper is getting up. In this time, Santino would grab him from behind, hit the roll up of doom, and the match would be over.
Winner:
Santino Marella!
Santino Marella
The WWE has had one dominant force since April 16th, 2007. That man is none other than Santino Marella. Santino has one of the best introductory matches in history. He marched into the ring after being hand picked by Vince McMahon to fight against his dominant monster, Umaga. Umaga at this time was unstoppable, un-defeatable, and on a path to destroying Billionaire Donald Trump's Beat: Bobby Lashley.
Now Santino marched into the ring, and fought Umaga in an epic battle. Despite being a non disqualification match, a match suited towards a monster like Umaga, Santino took the early advantage. Until suddenly, Bobby Lashley not wanting to be updone by Santino Marella, came to the ring to interfere. Santino shook it off and was able to destroy Umaga, thus becoming the first ever wrestler to win the Intercontinental Championship in their debut match.
The Milan Miracle is born. Santino Marella was able to continue his dominance destroying Chris Masters easily throughout the late Spring. Umaga once again came back looking for his title. They met in the greatest match in Vengence: Night Of Champions history, and once again Santino Marella came out on top. This set out to prove Santino was a main eventer in the company. He decided as a reward to Umaga that he would present Umaga with the Intercontinental Championship. After the ceremonial pin by Umaga Santino set out for bigger things.
Santino began to date up and coming star Maria, thus becoming the hottest couple ever in the WWE history. In the mean time, Santino began to feud with former WWE Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin. Obviously Santino had intimidated Stone Cold, that Austin had refused to come to the ring. Santino would taunt Austin, by singing to the song Rehab, by Amy Winehouse, this intimidating Austin even more. Austin Eventually entered the ring, and was so intimidating, he had to use a pressurized hose just to take Santino down.
Santino's girlfriend was allowed to enter playboy, only on the fact that Santino was dating her. At this time, him and Carlito began an impressive tag team, defeating the tag team champions during the time. At this time, Rowdy Roddy Piper began to interfere with Santino, already worrying about this tournament.
Santino than began a program where him, and his new girlfriend, who was not a ****e, Beth Phoenix began teaming together. The two of them later began feuding with Kofi Kingston and some gross ****e. They won the IC and Woman's championship, this becoming more powerful than Obama and Michelle. In this time, Santino was able to make a former great belt even greater as he went on an incredible winning streak with the belt. Has anyone on this earth loved this belt more than him? I do not. On the way through his streak, Roddy Piper cast a record 1,000,000 votes to make sure he would not have to face Santino at Cyber Sunday. Santino later realized there was more to life than the IC belt, and choose Beth Phoenix over him.
This is the story of Santino Maralla. No one can deny that he should go over ...that Scottish fellow. Vote Santino.
* Ohio Valley Wrestling
o OVW Television Championship (2 times)[11]
* Pro Wrestling Illustrated
o PWI ranked him #91 of the top 500 singles wrestlers in the PWI 500 in 2008[36]
* World Wrestling Entertainment
o WWE Intercontinental Championship (2 times)[37]
* Wrestling Observer Newsletter awards
o Best Gimmick (2007, 2008)
The Match
Santino would come down to the ring, and cut one of the most bone chilling promos of all time, causing Roddy Piper to cry. He would enter the ring, and be destroyed by the roll of doom. Santino would then hit him with the neck breaker, and enjoy some Pasta Fagiolli while Roddy Piper is getting up. In this time, Santino would grab him from behind, hit the roll up of doom, and the match would be over.
Winner:
Santino Marella!
What does this have to do with this match at all?First off, what WWE legend for Piper's era has ever done anything worth mentioning in TNA.
How so? Piper has worked for many different promotions, all with different sized rings and ropes. I'm sure he's smart enough to adapt to the TNA ring beforehand. He has made appearances in TNA you know.The fact is most wouldn't even know what to do in a six sided ring.
Do you think Roddy is some dunce with the IQ of a pea-pod? The guy could be smart and methodical. He's been in the TNA ring before, unlike Santino. He'd have no problem adapting to it.Also young small middle card talents have shown to perform quite well in TNA, see Ron Killings, Jeff Hardy and Christian Cage.
Uh, well let's see. He was a part of the biggest, most important feud of the 80's, putting Hulkamania on the map and helping make WresteMania a success, was the biggest heel magnet in the promotion, yet became one of the most popular faces of all-time, had a revolutionary talk show which influenced every other one you've seen since, he was apart of some of the best matches in wrestling history, and actually worked hard in solid, classic matches to win his titles.And two, what has Piper really done o deserve the recognition he's received.
He sure was pretty over for "nothing more than a glorified interviewer", huh?In WWE, he was nothing more than a glorified interviewer
Need I break out the Santino Marella win/loss record?who wrestled in a couple of be draw matches
The historical significance outweighs the fact that he lost.see Wrestlemania 1 (he lost by the way)
Yeah, in comparison to Santino. Remember those classics he had with....uh, someone help me out here?and a couple of classics
There's absolutely no shame in losing to Bret Hart. And that match is lightyears better than every Santino match combined.see Wrestlemania with Bret Hart (lost)
A pretty decent brawl. But it pales in comparison to that classic he had with Micke James the other week, no contest.and Goldust (he finally won one).
Piper didn't need titles to get over. He was already a huge star years before he'd even won the Intercontinental championship.He had one IC title reign
Which was fought in one of the most gruelling matches of that decade. Not to mention prestige was at an all-time high.one US title reign.
Only more proof that he was successful everywhere he wrestled.He did have prior success in the regional wrestling territories of the 70's and 80's
He was the greatest hell of his era, no question about it.He was considered to be one of the best heels during his era
He's certainly had many more interesting matches and feuds than Santino has.but rarely would you see a match out of him and never would you see him string together a few good feuds.
So what? Neither has Santino.He never won the big one
Oh boy, everybody remembers that first title reign. He couldn't even win the title by himself! And that second one, damn, what a classic. So classic that he didn't even actually win the match, his girlfriend did!Santino on the other hand has 2 IC title reigns
He has feuded with everyone from Batista and Cena to Mickie James and D'Lo Brown and has made each and everyone of them look good.
Roddy Piper was ranked 17th of all the times. But really, as worthless as the PWI argument is, Roddy still annihilates Santino in awards.He was ranked 91 out of 500 wrestlers in 2008, an incredible good rank
I think it's tougher to headline pay-per-views with the likes of Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair and come out on top.Which do you think is tougher?