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Bound For Glory 2012
A video package details everything leading up to this point, TNAs biggest PPV of the year and all time, where some epic shit should and hopefully will go down.
Backstage Daniels & Kazarian are standing by with Jeremy Borash. They talk shit about everyone and how Chavo and Hernandez havent done anything to deserve getting a shot at them and how theyve already beaten Styles and Angle like a hundred times. Daniels says out of good faith though when he and Kaz beat Styles and Angle tonight for the one hundred and first time and they beat los burritos, theyre going for tacos and tequila!
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TNA World Tag Team Championship
Daniels & Kaz © defeat Styles & Angle and Chavo & Hernandez
Just complete insanity to start off the show and get the crowd in to it. The finish comes with Angle and Hernadez brawling on the outside and Kazarian taking them both out with an epic and crazy dive that will be seen on highlight videos for years to come. Chavo then tries hitting a hurricanrana on Styles but he reverses it into a Styles Clash. Daniels comes from behind, throws Styles out of the ring and gets the cover on Chavo.
Al Snow is backstage watching the replay of what just went down when he gets asked if he has anything he would like to say before his match. Snow looks blown away at what he just witnessed and puts over the match and everyone involved before admitting that its going to be hard to top that, and hes probably not the guy to do it, but this thing with Joey Ryan is personal.
Ryan defeats Snow
Ryan gets the pin after hitting a low blow on Snow, followed by his finisher the Moustache Ride. The ref never saw the low blow because he was removing the mannequin head Ryan had brought to ringside to mock Snow. This mannequin however was sporting a very impressive, yet incredibly sleazy moustache. Joey Ryan is officially in TNA, booyah bitches.
Borash is backstage with Samoa Joe and asks him what he thinks it will take to put somebody like Magnus down for the count tonight. Joe says he's going to beat the shit out of him and if he doesn't just stay down for his own good then he`s going to choke his ass out.
TNA Knockouts Championship
Tessmacher © defeats Tara
Tessmacher gets the win after some back and forth bullshit. Tara's Hollywood boyfriend turned out to be Pauly Shore who she brought to ringside prior to her match. After the match he dumped her ass because Pauly Shore doesn't date losers.
Hogan and Sting are backstage and Hogan asks Sting if he can trust Bully Ray tonight. Sting tells Hogan that Bully Ray is bad ass as shit and not to worry about it and to just let him do what he does best, take care of bidness.
TNA Television Championship
Joe © defeats Magnus
Joe gets the win after hitting the Muscle Buster. After the match Joe offers a handshake to Magnus who makes the stupid decision to flip Joe off instead. Joe then proceeds to choke Magnus punk ass out.
Backstage Bully Ray is working out his calves and tweeting, at the same time! Borash walks in and asks him if he has any last words for Aces and Eights before their match tonight. Bully Ray says as if what he`s doing right now isnt bad ass enough already just wait and see what him and Sting are going to do later tonight.
TNA X Division Championship
Ion © defeats RVD
The fans were going ape shit for RVD from the moment his music hit and they were all over Ion's glitter and perfume loving ass. At one point it looked like Ion had broken RVD's neck but luckily that's just how RVD sells DDTs. Ion reverses a monkey flip into a pin and grabs the ropes to get the cheap victory.
A video package shows the Roode/Storm feud, two men who were once closer than brothers, now wanting to tear one another's throats out, which would be cool and actually would be legal in our next match, because its no disqualification!
Borash tries to get a word in with Robert Roode but Roode doesn't want to hear it. He tells Borash we might all be bound for glory but he is destined for it and tonight he is going to do what he must and what he believes is right and that's take out Storm once and for good.
Storm defeats Roode
An absolute wild and bat shit crazy brawl that saw Storm get the win after hitting Roode with the third Last Call of the match. After seemingly having the match in the bag Roode put on Storm's cowboy hat in an effort to really rub in the beating he was giving him. However, Storm grabs a beer bottle and instead of just clocking Roode upside the head with it which he is known to do, he tosses it to his former friend who catches it and then eats a superkick finally putting him away.
Borash finds Austin Aries backstage doing push ups. He asks him what his thoughts are on the whole Aces and Eights thing and his match with Hardy. Aries tells Borash that he kind of just lumps them all together, in that he doesn't really care about either all that much and neither of them can hold a candle to the man whos been holding it down for the past year now. Aries says Hardy's comeback special doesn't impress him and it's about to come to an end and that Aces and Eights might as well call themselves Go Fish because they're so unoriginal and biker gangs stopped being cool a long time ago.
Aces and Eights defeat Sting & Bully Ray
Aces and Eights controlled the majority of the match and isolated Bully Ray for the vast majority of it. Sting finally snapped and he and Bully Ray cleaned house. Bully Ray was about to hit the Bully Bomb on one of his opponents before another member of Aces and Eights hit the ring and jumped up on the apron. He proceeded to take off his mask and it was none other than James Mitchell! Bully Ray was dumbfounded and went to go attack Mitchell before Mitchell signaled for Bully Ray to turn around. He did and behind him was Abyss! Bully Ray and Abyss have a standoff before Sting pushes Bully Ray from behind into Abyss who hits a devastating Black Hole Slam and one of the masked Aces and Eights members pins Bully Ray. Hogan comes out, throwing his arms up in the air asking why. Sting asks Hogan if he can believe it, brother, and then hits Bully Ray with the Scorpion Death Drop.
Borash is in the back looking like he just shit himself, and he's standing next to Jeff Hardy. Borash is speechless for once and Hardy just kind of positions Borash into place to do this interview. Hardy says what we all just witnessed is really hard to believe, but whats not hard to believe is by the end of tonight he will once again be the TNA World Heavyweight Champion. He tells Borash to imagine it as Borash still has the same I just shit my pants look as before. Hardy said some other shit too but this was the gist of it.
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Aries © defeats Hardy
A very close match up that had the crowd on the edge of their seats the whole time and saw Aries score arguably the biggest upset of the year and one of if not the biggest wins of his career. It was everything a Bound For Glory main event should be and set the bar for years to come. After nearly thirty minutes of back and forth action the finish came when Hardy kicked out of a Brain Buster which finally sent Aries over the edge. After teasing it a few times but being hesitant, Aries went for a chair. It seemed like he was going to blast Hardy with it but he must have changed his mind or had a change of heart and changed his mind and through the chair out of the ring. Aries turns around and Hardy kicks him in the gut and hits a Twist of Fate. Hardy gets up and crawls to the top rope like only Hardy can do, meaning it takes forever. He jumps off and hits the Swanton Bomb and the crowd is losing their minds. However, Aries being the greatest man that ever lived hooks both of Hardy's arm, rolls him over and gets the 1,2,3!
A video package details everything leading up to this point, TNAs biggest PPV of the year and all time, where some epic shit should and hopefully will go down.
Backstage Daniels & Kazarian are standing by with Jeremy Borash. They talk shit about everyone and how Chavo and Hernandez havent done anything to deserve getting a shot at them and how theyve already beaten Styles and Angle like a hundred times. Daniels says out of good faith though when he and Kaz beat Styles and Angle tonight for the one hundred and first time and they beat los burritos, theyre going for tacos and tequila!
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TNA World Tag Team Championship
Daniels & Kaz © defeat Styles & Angle and Chavo & Hernandez
Just complete insanity to start off the show and get the crowd in to it. The finish comes with Angle and Hernadez brawling on the outside and Kazarian taking them both out with an epic and crazy dive that will be seen on highlight videos for years to come. Chavo then tries hitting a hurricanrana on Styles but he reverses it into a Styles Clash. Daniels comes from behind, throws Styles out of the ring and gets the cover on Chavo.
Al Snow is backstage watching the replay of what just went down when he gets asked if he has anything he would like to say before his match. Snow looks blown away at what he just witnessed and puts over the match and everyone involved before admitting that its going to be hard to top that, and hes probably not the guy to do it, but this thing with Joey Ryan is personal.
Ryan defeats Snow
Ryan gets the pin after hitting a low blow on Snow, followed by his finisher the Moustache Ride. The ref never saw the low blow because he was removing the mannequin head Ryan had brought to ringside to mock Snow. This mannequin however was sporting a very impressive, yet incredibly sleazy moustache. Joey Ryan is officially in TNA, booyah bitches.
Borash is backstage with Samoa Joe and asks him what he thinks it will take to put somebody like Magnus down for the count tonight. Joe says he's going to beat the shit out of him and if he doesn't just stay down for his own good then he`s going to choke his ass out.
TNA Knockouts Championship
Tessmacher © defeats Tara
Tessmacher gets the win after some back and forth bullshit. Tara's Hollywood boyfriend turned out to be Pauly Shore who she brought to ringside prior to her match. After the match he dumped her ass because Pauly Shore doesn't date losers.
Hogan and Sting are backstage and Hogan asks Sting if he can trust Bully Ray tonight. Sting tells Hogan that Bully Ray is bad ass as shit and not to worry about it and to just let him do what he does best, take care of bidness.
TNA Television Championship
Joe © defeats Magnus
Joe gets the win after hitting the Muscle Buster. After the match Joe offers a handshake to Magnus who makes the stupid decision to flip Joe off instead. Joe then proceeds to choke Magnus punk ass out.
Backstage Bully Ray is working out his calves and tweeting, at the same time! Borash walks in and asks him if he has any last words for Aces and Eights before their match tonight. Bully Ray says as if what he`s doing right now isnt bad ass enough already just wait and see what him and Sting are going to do later tonight.
TNA X Division Championship
Ion © defeats RVD
The fans were going ape shit for RVD from the moment his music hit and they were all over Ion's glitter and perfume loving ass. At one point it looked like Ion had broken RVD's neck but luckily that's just how RVD sells DDTs. Ion reverses a monkey flip into a pin and grabs the ropes to get the cheap victory.
A video package shows the Roode/Storm feud, two men who were once closer than brothers, now wanting to tear one another's throats out, which would be cool and actually would be legal in our next match, because its no disqualification!
Borash tries to get a word in with Robert Roode but Roode doesn't want to hear it. He tells Borash we might all be bound for glory but he is destined for it and tonight he is going to do what he must and what he believes is right and that's take out Storm once and for good.
Storm defeats Roode
An absolute wild and bat shit crazy brawl that saw Storm get the win after hitting Roode with the third Last Call of the match. After seemingly having the match in the bag Roode put on Storm's cowboy hat in an effort to really rub in the beating he was giving him. However, Storm grabs a beer bottle and instead of just clocking Roode upside the head with it which he is known to do, he tosses it to his former friend who catches it and then eats a superkick finally putting him away.
Borash finds Austin Aries backstage doing push ups. He asks him what his thoughts are on the whole Aces and Eights thing and his match with Hardy. Aries tells Borash that he kind of just lumps them all together, in that he doesn't really care about either all that much and neither of them can hold a candle to the man whos been holding it down for the past year now. Aries says Hardy's comeback special doesn't impress him and it's about to come to an end and that Aces and Eights might as well call themselves Go Fish because they're so unoriginal and biker gangs stopped being cool a long time ago.
Aces and Eights defeat Sting & Bully Ray
Aces and Eights controlled the majority of the match and isolated Bully Ray for the vast majority of it. Sting finally snapped and he and Bully Ray cleaned house. Bully Ray was about to hit the Bully Bomb on one of his opponents before another member of Aces and Eights hit the ring and jumped up on the apron. He proceeded to take off his mask and it was none other than James Mitchell! Bully Ray was dumbfounded and went to go attack Mitchell before Mitchell signaled for Bully Ray to turn around. He did and behind him was Abyss! Bully Ray and Abyss have a standoff before Sting pushes Bully Ray from behind into Abyss who hits a devastating Black Hole Slam and one of the masked Aces and Eights members pins Bully Ray. Hogan comes out, throwing his arms up in the air asking why. Sting asks Hogan if he can believe it, brother, and then hits Bully Ray with the Scorpion Death Drop.
Borash is in the back looking like he just shit himself, and he's standing next to Jeff Hardy. Borash is speechless for once and Hardy just kind of positions Borash into place to do this interview. Hardy says what we all just witnessed is really hard to believe, but whats not hard to believe is by the end of tonight he will once again be the TNA World Heavyweight Champion. He tells Borash to imagine it as Borash still has the same I just shit my pants look as before. Hardy said some other shit too but this was the gist of it.
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
Aries © defeats Hardy
A very close match up that had the crowd on the edge of their seats the whole time and saw Aries score arguably the biggest upset of the year and one of if not the biggest wins of his career. It was everything a Bound For Glory main event should be and set the bar for years to come. After nearly thirty minutes of back and forth action the finish came when Hardy kicked out of a Brain Buster which finally sent Aries over the edge. After teasing it a few times but being hesitant, Aries went for a chair. It seemed like he was going to blast Hardy with it but he must have changed his mind or had a change of heart and changed his mind and through the chair out of the ring. Aries turns around and Hardy kicks him in the gut and hits a Twist of Fate. Hardy gets up and crawls to the top rope like only Hardy can do, meaning it takes forever. He jumps off and hits the Swanton Bomb and the crowd is losing their minds. However, Aries being the greatest man that ever lived hooks both of Hardy's arm, rolls him over and gets the 1,2,3!
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I wrote this up after I read the results from BFG this year and thought I could do a better job of booking the show myself. I'm not sure if I will keep going with this or not but I wanted to post this at least. I know it's not super in depth, I just kind of wanted to get the finishes down. I don't expect anyone to comment on this but if you would like to that would be rad.