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Dark Match Winner
Okay, here is a funny thread about things we'll never see at WrestleMania 28, I'll bait and start with these beauts:
1-The Divas match is a bra & panties match
2-Hulk Hogan appears
3-The loser of the Rock v Cena has to kiss VKM's arse
4-All the matches finish in the first hour
5-Electricity cuts off cancelling the whole event
6-Punk celebrates his victory with a beer.
7-Cena gets cheered over The Rock.
8-A title match closes the show
9-Chris Benoit returns
10- All matches end as a no contest.
11-Undertaker's entrance is less than 3 minutes.
12-HHH enter with this theme (http://youtu.be/XlyooYoQF9I)
13-Eve Torres brings a ***** to the ring.
14-The Rock v Cena match end with a fingerpoke with both wrestlers celebrating their master plan of fooling the fans
15-TNA invading the show and calling out the WWE roster for a fight
16-Kevin Nash returns bringing in Scott Hall with him reforming an NWO reunion.
17-The lights go off during the Hell in a Cell match, Rikishi, Grandmaster Sexay and Scooty 2 Hotty appear and dance the Too Cool dance (with music) on top of the cell
18-Micheal Cole wont mention twitter within the first 5 mins of wrestlemania starting
19-Al Snow gives head to the Blue Meanie.
20-Perry Saturn comes out and KOs both Cena and Rock with Moppy.
21-AJ gives Daniel Bryan a lap dance after he beats Sheamus.
22-The Rock turns up via satelite and says ''April fools bitches''
23-People actually give a damn about the divas match.
24-The Rock beating John Cena with a Sharpshooter with Vince McMahon calling for the bell.
25-Naked Mideon interferes in Rock vs Cena
26-The Ultimate WARRIOR returns!!
27-Chyna, X-Pac, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg come from under the ring during HITC and handcuff Undertaker to the ropes, taking turns with low blows on him allowing Hunter to win the bout while Shawn rips off his refs shirt to show a DX one underneath it.
28-Goldberg to come back and interrupt the cena/rock match and spear the shit out of both of them and just leave abruptly.
29-Mark Henry gives rebirth to Gary Coleman.
30-Undertaker enters as the American Badass.
31-Mark Henry comes back as Sexual Chocolate with May Young as his special ring announcer during the tag match
32-The Divas match will STEAL the show.
33-The mean street possee walk away with the hardcore title.
34-Vince announces the return of the XFL
35-JR bitch slaps Cole and takes over at the announce table
36-The king says something entertaining
Put as many as you can, let's see how many can we make
1-The Divas match is a bra & panties match
2-Hulk Hogan appears
3-The loser of the Rock v Cena has to kiss VKM's arse
4-All the matches finish in the first hour
5-Electricity cuts off cancelling the whole event
6-Punk celebrates his victory with a beer.
7-Cena gets cheered over The Rock.
8-A title match closes the show
9-Chris Benoit returns
10- All matches end as a no contest.
11-Undertaker's entrance is less than 3 minutes.
12-HHH enter with this theme (http://youtu.be/XlyooYoQF9I)
13-Eve Torres brings a ***** to the ring.
14-The Rock v Cena match end with a fingerpoke with both wrestlers celebrating their master plan of fooling the fans
15-TNA invading the show and calling out the WWE roster for a fight
16-Kevin Nash returns bringing in Scott Hall with him reforming an NWO reunion.
17-The lights go off during the Hell in a Cell match, Rikishi, Grandmaster Sexay and Scooty 2 Hotty appear and dance the Too Cool dance (with music) on top of the cell
18-Micheal Cole wont mention twitter within the first 5 mins of wrestlemania starting
19-Al Snow gives head to the Blue Meanie.
20-Perry Saturn comes out and KOs both Cena and Rock with Moppy.
21-AJ gives Daniel Bryan a lap dance after he beats Sheamus.
22-The Rock turns up via satelite and says ''April fools bitches''
23-People actually give a damn about the divas match.
24-The Rock beating John Cena with a Sharpshooter with Vince McMahon calling for the bell.
25-Naked Mideon interferes in Rock vs Cena
26-The Ultimate WARRIOR returns!!
27-Chyna, X-Pac, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg come from under the ring during HITC and handcuff Undertaker to the ropes, taking turns with low blows on him allowing Hunter to win the bout while Shawn rips off his refs shirt to show a DX one underneath it.
28-Goldberg to come back and interrupt the cena/rock match and spear the shit out of both of them and just leave abruptly.
29-Mark Henry gives rebirth to Gary Coleman.
30-Undertaker enters as the American Badass.
31-Mark Henry comes back as Sexual Chocolate with May Young as his special ring announcer during the tag match
32-The Divas match will STEAL the show.
33-The mean street possee walk away with the hardcore title.
34-Vince announces the return of the XFL
35-JR bitch slaps Cole and takes over at the announce table
36-The king says something entertaining
Put as many as you can, let's see how many can we make
