Just for Fun: 100 Things that WON'T happen at WrestleMania

[miroa12004]

I used to do this with my mates when we gathered to watch Mania every year, and I thought why not do it here and share the fun with each other, now I am gonna say X no of things that I beleive NO WAY ARE THEY GONNA HAPPEN AT MANIA and the one that followed me would continue with what I said and so on. so here lets start:

1- Batista will lose the match by DQ but keep the WWE title
2- Jack Swagger will win money in the bank
3- An NxT Rookie vs Rookie match will feature on the main show
4- A Bra and Panties Divas match
5- The Batista, John Cena match will be a mat classic
6- Jeff Hardy comes out and Swantons CM Punk
7- Rock comes out and beats the living hell out of Cena and Batista
8- Edge vs Jericho match is BORING
9- Generators fail, this cancelling WrestleMania
10- Michael Cole not saying Vintage
11- Hogan Comes On to promote TNA
12- All the matches end in the first hour
13- Undertaker does not enter with the druids
14- HBK vs Taker ends in a No Contest
15- King not jerking off to Kelly Kelly

 

[gd]

Cole will be bearable.

 

[Shocky]

Shawn Michaels will win.

 

[Da Prophet]

1- Batista will lose the match by DQ but keep the WWE title
2- Jack Swagger will win money in the bank
3- An NxT Rookie vs Rookie match will feature on the main show
4- A Bra and Panties Divas match
5- The Batista, John Cena match will be a mat classic
6- Jeff Hardy comes out and Swantons CM Punk
7- Rock comes out and beats the living hell out of Cena and Batista
8- Edge vs Jericho match is BORING
9- Generators fail, this cancelling WrestleMania
10- Michael Cole not saying Vintage
11- Hogan Comes On to promote TNA
12- All the matches end in the first hour
13- Undertaker does not enter with the druids
14- HBK vs Taker ends in a No Contest
15- King not jerking off to Kelly Kelly
16-Shawn Michaels dosen't kick ot of a Tombstone
17-Money in the Bank with no Crazy Spot
18-Batista gives Cena the Title(no match)
19-Cole attacks Jerry Lawler for being mean to his mum
20-Edge dosen't Spear Jericho
21-The 10 Diva tag match isn't shit
22-Vicki dosen't get heat
23-Bret Hart dosen't get the Sharpshooter on McMachon
24-Diva's match won't last more then 6 minutes(not including the entrance)
25-Australian National Anthem is played at WrestleMania

 

[#hamler]

Goldberg coming out and spearing both HBK and Undertaker, Actually, that'd be better than either one winning.

 

[future admin]

taker doing the Shooting Star press on michaels to end his career

 

[Bernkastel]

Instead of the Tombstone, Undertaker ends the match with a Canadian Destroyer

 

[future admin]

Taker no-shows Mania

 

[Bernkastel]

The Hart Dynasty screws Bret Hart

 

[future admin]

^ I like that one
errr, divas match is the best on the card