Is it me or is today's theme music a little underwhelming or at best, misplaced? Where to begin, take MVP's music, can you even hear the words to the song besides "1, 2, you hear the clock tickin', I'm comin"(I'm comin', very PG by the way)? Same thing with Shelton Benjamin and Mark Henry's music, this is probably why they don't get very huge pops, you can't hear the damn music most of the time. Now, let's look at the guys with blaring music. Edge, Orton, and Jericho's music are all great, in my opinion, but they don't fit their characters. Edge's theme sounds like it's for a face if you listen to the lyrics, Orton's theme "Voices", as it was stated previously by someone on this forum, would've been fitting if he kept up that intermitten explosive disorder thing but when we found out that everything he did was still out of vengeance against HHH, "Burn In My Light" once again fit better, look at the lyrics. Jericho's theme just doesn't fit his character, if fact if it was me, I wouldn't have any theme music to show the people how much I really don't care about them. And sometimes the music isn't recongnizable to me, I'm just now recongnizing "This Fire Burns" as CM Punk's theme. Back in the day, you know whose theme was whose. You hear glass shattering, Stone Cold was coming to whip some ass, you hear "If Ya' Smell What The Rock Is Cookin" you know The Great One was coming to lay the smack down, you hear "Also Sprach Zarathustra" you know the Nature Boy was about to walk the aisle, style, and profile, don't get me started on Goldberg's theme. Get the picture.
PS Greatest Theme's (in no particular order)
Nation of Domination
Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Rock
Ric Flair
NWO
Bret Hart
The Big Show
HBK
HHH(when was the Conneticut Blue Blood and now)
Hollywood Hogan
RVD(Walk and One of a Kind)
Sabu
Goldberg
DDP
Lex Luger(the one by Hole)
I think that's it.
You dont like MVP, Benjamin, or Henrys themes. So I guessing you are not a fan of rap, hell I know the first verse of each wrestlers theme without looking it up. I mean you got one of New Orleans best rappers in Slikk Tha Shocker doing MVPs theme, Benjamin theme fits his heel status and Mark Henry got my boys 3.6 Mafia doing his theme repping the south. Three of the best themes in the WWE.
Randy Orton Burn in My Light theme did not fit his heel character or his face character and by his own standards he said he hated the theme from day one and tried to get it changed. I hated that theme when he came out do that stupid promo on Evolution with the pictures, the theme didnt fit while voices fits perfect and the lyrics match what Orton is and the theme was done to fit Orton character so its perfect.
I like Edge theme as his other themes didnt really sound right.
My top ten themes in the WWE that need be change are in particular order:
1. HHH-His theme is played out, his My Time theme will always be his best but I wish he would change his theme as I prefer King of Kings over Im The Game
2. Carlito- I hate stereotypical themes with no words, in fact I really just dont like instrumental themes that much.
3. Matt Hardy- Live for the moment was perfect when he first received it, but his new heel persona needs a change in themes, I mean he is wearing tights now and & not looking like a cheap indy wrestler, so get a new theme
4. Charlie Haas, only because he switch from his really cool rock theme to that bland WGTT theme.
5. Chris Jericho- Just because its a remix of his first WWE theme which means its the same theme and he has a new gimmick sort of. He is not y2j so give him an adult theme.
6.Kane-Hate instrumental themes and especially when the WWE made him give up a cool theme for that crap he has now. Bring back slow chemical
7.R- Truth- Im just getting bored saying whats up
8. John Cena-Just add him to the list of guys who had a cooler theme before the change, but I did like My Time is Now but we are in his time and era, do a new rap and show the world you can still rap, I suggest a song he did off his album ChainGang is The click
9. Tommy Dreamer-instrumental bland crap.
10.Finlay- Old theme was badass, new theme is gayass
Now for my favorite current WWE themes with little explanations:
1.Zack Ryder-Oh Radio(WooWooWoo
.You Know It!)
2.Big Show-Crank It Up
3.Hurricane Helms-Its Time!
4.Cryme Tyme-Bringing the Hood to you
5.Christian-Close Your Eyes Remix
6.Dolph Ziggler-His new theme
7.The Brian Kendrick-Man With A Plan
8.Cody Rhodes-New Day
9.Randy Orton-Voices
10.Ted Dibiase-Priceless