The WZ Spam Zone Wrestling Caption Thread

[CripplerBenoitFan]

At least I'm not from Kentucky.

 

[Con T.]

The sad thing, I think something like this could have done this, were it done by someone much better

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Like me for example.

Let me try something....

Spoiler

Hall: You keep laughing at my jacket... I'm gonna break yer fuckin' jaw, darkie.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

There's funny, and then there's you just showing that incredible Kentucky education.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Even your insults aren't good.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Ric: REEEID!!! REID!!!!! I LOVE YOU REID!!!

Ric's 2nd Ex-Wife: Stop it Ric, please!

Ric's 4th ex-wife: The children are crying!!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

There's funny, and then there's you just showing that incredible Kentucky education.

Thank you

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Spoiler

Vince: Your pussy's tighter than Trish's. I mean, it was like stirring my penis in a mayonnaise jar.

Linda: It's called kegels, Vince. *laughs*

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

He's got heart, I'll give him that.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

The heart of a passionate young babyface.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Lawler: EVER SEEN A GROWN MAN NAKED?! YEEEHOOOO

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Bret on Webcam: I found this baby, eh? I don't know what to do with it. Do I name her Victory Roll? All I know how to teach a child is respect for the business.

Lord help me.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: GOTS TA CELEBRATE IT

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Stephanie: ... mmmph..

HBK: Stephie Bear, are you and Hunter still doing anal during the pregnancy? It's bad for business.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince (thinking): Can I really continue pulling off this "hetero" thing? How long can I maintain? Oh shit... Linda is speaking now. There goes the money I was saving for a private island of Filipino boys. C'mon Vince. Butch it up. You can do this.

 

[Moon Knight]

 

[Diet Soda]

I've had bouts of diarrhoea that were funnier than this.

I feel guilty just for bumping the thread.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: THIS IS WHAT I CALL LAYING SOME PIPE!! YEAH LITTLE GIRL!!! YEAAAAH!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Linda: Just go numb... go numb... go numb...

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

POOPING

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Bret: If you truly think JJ Abrams is the true heir to Roddenberry & Lucas' vision... then you are dead to me.

Vince: That's a dubious comment from Bret "The Hitman" Hart!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Kev: This guy is the king of home baked pumpernickel bread.

Scott: I've won awards.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

PS Hayes: I HAD A GODDAMN DREAM TOO, O-*KAAAAAAY*?!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

PS Hayes: Rock bottom for me was selling decades-old vials of Cher's piss to the highest bidder.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

PS Hayes: Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat!