The WZ Spam Zone Wrestling Caption Thread

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Foley: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Eric: You get back here and you make love to my wife!!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hulk: At the wrestling ring, LOL

Bisch: Good tweet.

 

[JGlass]

This thread proves that anything Dagger Dias approves of is awful.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Hulk: POSEIDON LOOOK AT MEEEE!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Kane: WHO SAID WE'RE WACK?!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Danielle Bryan: THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!! THE PAUPER OF THE SURF, THE JESTER OF TORTUGA!!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Kane: I'M A MOTHERLOVER

Daniel Bryan: YOU'RE A MOTHERLOVER

Kane: WE SHOULD FUCK EACH OTHER'S MOTHERS.

Undertaker: FUCKIN' EACH OTHER'S MOOOOMSSS!!!!

Kane: I'LL PUSH IN THAT LADY WHERE YOU CAME OUT AS A BABY

Daniel Bryan: AIN'T NO DOUBT THIS SHIT IS CRAZY.

Undertaker: FUCKIN' EACH OTHER'S MOMMMMS!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Anvil: I JUST HAD SEXXX (YEAH BABY!)
AND IT FELT SO GOOD!
A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER!!!

I JUST HAD SEX!!! AND I'LL NEVER GO BACK!
TO THE NOT-HAVING-SEX WAYS OF THE PAST!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Kane: JAHHHH!!! RASTAFARIANISM!!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Thrash: Your captions aren't funny at all. Every single one of them sucks and you're making yourself look like a complete douche in front of everyone.

On the other hand, you've just applied for WZCW, where you really wanna be taken seriously. These stupid captions and the awful humour isn't gonna do you any favours come your first RP. People are only going to remember you as the "Stupid Caption Guy", even if your first RP could beat the WZCW Heavyweight Champion.

Do something about it man, or you're gonna look stupid.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Thrash: Just give up. They're not funny & if you want to be taken even remotely seriously in WZCW, this just has to stop.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Papa Pillman: You're essentially accusing Daniels, Okada, and Kaz(the only wrestlers who have portrayed suicide in the past) of being "flippity, floppity indy guys". Thats just stupid.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

JGlass: You are the worst.

 

[Megatron]

Obligatory;

 

[JGlass]

Please, my tits are much perkier than that.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

JGlass: a pretty lady.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Two lovers, linked forever in time, known in some circles as The ****** Queens.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Christopher lept hungrily, mouth first, for AJ's manhood.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

AJ: I love you Christopher Daniels

Christopher: I know. I know.

TNA FANS GO WILD!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

AJ delivering his incredible finisher, The Super ****** Express

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

That you would ask Dagger Dias permission to post this thread and that he would consent speaks volumes about both of you.

This thread is fucking horrible and only a post from Milenko could make it worse.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Christopher: FINISH IT!! FINISH IT!! C'MON SWALLOW THAT COCK... C'MON C'MON C'MON DO IT YOU FUCK!

 

[Dagger Dias]

That you would ask Dagger Dias permission to post this thread and that he would consent speaks volumes about both of you.

This thread is fucking horrible and only a post from Milenko could make it worse.

The thing is.... I never approved of anything offensive. He asked if he could do silly captions on pictures. When I saw the opening post, WITHIN MINUTES of this thread being created, I informed him that this offensive garbage was not what I approved of. I also informed the rest of the mods. This thread is horrible and don't think for a second that I would have told him to post it if I knew it would be this offensive and stupid.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Christopher Daniels: Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, AJ! So what we got now is Total Nonstop Action! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly ten years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me AJ, you sonofa****eson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.



AJ: [crying] Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you Chris, that I'm like this! I'm nothin'... I'm nowhere... Get the fuck off me! I can't stand being like this no more, Chris.