The WZ Spam Zone Wrestling Caption Thread

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Linda: *PTERODACTYL SCREECH*

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: DAMN YOU, COCAINE HABIT! DON'T JUDGE ME!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: The smell of your cunt offends me.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: Hey Scary Sherri. It's Vince McMahon here. I just stepped away from a family dinner to tell you I wish I wasn't eating fried steak. I wish I was eating Scary Sherri pussy. Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper and it hurts like a motherfucker. What else? Oh, hey, I got your parents tickets to The Producers. And, oh, yeah, let's do something crazy weird next time like lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom. All right, I gotta go.

 

[JGlass]

You need to stop. Please.

 

[The Brain]

Worst thread ever. I get that you're going for some kind of shock comedy but can't you at least be funny? This is just pathetic. Tempted to close this but I won't.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Forgot senor *** Daddy used some references from The Other Guys. I like those films, but I don't seem to use them as actual jokes.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Forgot senor *** Daddy used some references from The Other Guys. I like those films, but I don't seem to use them as actual jokes.

I fucking hate The Other Guys with a fiery passion.




Isn't this flooding or some shit like that?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

God I hope so. But The Brain came here and didn't close the thread.

 

[The Brain]

God I hope so. But The Brain came here and didn't close the thread.

It will die on its own. There's absolutely nothing funny in here. I don't plan on visiting this thread again and I'm sure most feel the same way. Once this guy sees he's not getting any responses he'll get bored and the thread will die.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I...I highly doubt that he'll get bored.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: TAKE ME DONALD!!! YES!!!! JUSTIFY MY LOVE!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince McMahon in the usual state of extreme arousal he reaches any time he's near his life partner, Shawn Michaels.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince always loved eating Sable's puss when she was in "The Red Zone".


Vince: 8 AND INCHES!! HA!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

I...I highly doubt that he'll get bored.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!! JOINING AN EEEEEE-FEEED!!!!!

Big Johnny: NOOOO! NOOOOOO!!! DON'T MAKE ME ROLEPLAY!! NO!!!! NOT WITH VIRGINS!!! PLEEEEASE!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: Look at this sexy little BITCH!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: BEHOLD THE PUCKERED STARFISH, MARTY!!! IT IS SHAWN'S FAVORITE DISH!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: CALL ME VERNE!! CALL ME VERNE!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Bischoff: At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Vince: oh myyyyy

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

JR: Bah gawd I'm gonna be 21 forever.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Mick: CHRIS!!! YA GOTTA MOIDELIZE 'EM!!! YA GOTTA MOIDELIZE YA FAMILY!!! DO IT FOR ME, CHRIS!!! DO IT FOR MICKIE!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Flair: Wooooo!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

If there's one thing The Kliq cared about... it's AIDS awareness.