I've been saying it for months and months... but no one listened. Everyone thinks they know everything. You all continue to follow the track record that the WWE had for years of only focusing on the main event stars:
- A couple of changes happen in the tag division and you say that it's just the WWE putting a bandaid on the problem by "throwing two stars together" giving them titles, and doing nothing to develop new tag teams.
- The women's division gets one good storyline on Smackdown ("Piggy" James) and you all think it's "stupid", "pointless", and the division will fade into obscurity again.
- "The midcard titles have lost their meaning", you all say.
- "The same stars are always in the main event. Midcarders are never given a chance to shine. The WWE keeps holding them back."
Meanwhile, I'm singing the WWE's praises for MONTHS and MONTHS, pointing out all of these things, showing all of you that changes are coming, and all of the nihilists and cynics just came back at me and said, "You're living in a dream world. The WWE doesn't care. Those storylines are shit", when I said that it was all just the beginning. And where are we now? Let me show you.
1. New and Improved Tag Team Division
Let's rewind a bit...
The WWE decided to take two main event stars (Chris Jericho and Edge), throw them together, and strip your versions of a real tag team (The Colons) of their newly Unified Tag Team Titles (that they did absolute dogshit with since they gained them), and the public outcry was overwhelming. "Jericho and Edge aren't even a real tag team! This isn't character development!!" So, we all know the story. Edge gets injured, Big Show comes in, JeriShow dominates for a while, they began feuding with DX, the titles were 'hot-potatoed' for a bit, ShowMiz was formed, and then they dominated for a bit. The Hart Dynasty takes the titles off ShowMiz. For the first time in YEARS, it appears that the division has become something that the people actually care about again.
Enter the Hart Dynasty, Dudebusters, possibly Santino/Koslov, and the Uso's.
We though that the Dudebusters were a joke. I mean, just one "real" tag team in a sea of "thrown-togethers" really won't do much for the division. But then the Hart Dynasty was given the titles. And what was that attack all about? And now the attackers actually cut a promo to introduce themselves?!? Has hell frozen over?? What do you know... we now have a tag team division that people give a shit about!! And who knows what else we can expect and who else will be brought in?? Looks like there's only one direction this division is going - UP.
2. Midcard Titles given storylines and meaning.
"The Intercontinental title is being buried, along with the US Title. Wah, wah, wah..."
We heard that for such a long time. And rightfully so. But once John Morrison took the IC title off Rey Mysterio and the Miz captured the US title, people began to pay attention to those titles and the division again.
Enter Drew McKintyre and R-Truth.
These guys were split between Raw and Smackdown to hold these championships. As we've recently seen, Drew McKintyre has done WONDERS with the IC title on Smackdown right now. His feud with Matt Hardy/Kofi Kingston/Teddy Long has been outstanding thus far. It's not just a one-on-one thing anymore... there are multiple members in this mix that are making this title picture really sing.
And this is just the beginning of R-Truth's push, but can you blame the WWE for giving it to him? The guy is SO fucking over right now. And they gave him a justifiable win. Sure, Bret beat the Miz and took his title. But that was nothing more than a "thank you" to Bret for his comeback. The Miz was right back into the mix again when he was put in that title match with Truth, and Truth won a decisive victory... exactly what he needed. Now, the sky's the limit for him.
EDIT: Ted DiBiase Jr's Million Dollar Championship storyline is really gaining steam, as well. Thank you, Ferbian, for pointing this out.
3. Women's division is finally getting some attention.
Go ahead. Deny it all you want. But the fact of the matter is that this division has been brought back from the dead... hell, the undead. The division was so dead that it was a walking ghost that haunted us from time to time on weekly television. The only "development" that we saw in this division was a bunch of fitness models that "developed" a way to make the division suck out loud even further. For YEARS, all of us were forced to watch botch after botch, abomination after abomination, and horrific, meaningless tag match after tag match on Raw and Smackdown, wasting television time for other members of the roster and giving us all extended piss breaks.
Enter Team Laycool and Eve Torres.
I know that this division never draws big money, but at least it's not a complete waste of time now. The storylines being built around Eve and Team Laycool have been pretty impressive, considering the shit that's been thrown at us for years with these beautiful women. Now we might not change the channel when their matches come on. Hell, they're even given PROMO TIME both in and out of the ring. Who knows, we might start to give more than two shits about this division soon. But in the meantime, as long as the WWE keeps developing female stars like Layla El and Eve Torres, they might be onto something. And let's not forget about Tamina and Natalia... they'll be thrown into the women's title mix eventually, I'm sure.
4. The main event scene has finally changed and midcard pushes ARE happening.
How many more times could we have seen Cena vs. Edge/Orton/Batista/HHH before puking in our own mouths?? We almost couldn't even imagine a main event without the same 5 or 6 men participating in it. The whole scene just got so redundant and boring, and it looked like the beginning of the end.
Enter Sheamus, Jack Swagger, CM Punk, and EVAN BOURNE?!?!
Yup, that wasn't a typo. These guys were all in midcard limbo. All four came from the reincarnated ECW (that you all incessantly shit on for being a so-called "waste of time".) Once they were moved to Raw, you all thought they'd be buried in the mix of the unchangeable main event scene. I'm sure you're all glad that you're wrong.
Now three of these men have gone on to win respectable world championships against world-class contenders. And one of them was surprisingly thrown into the main event mix last night on Raw and did a HELL of a job during his match, if I may say so myself. The entire landscape of this division had changed, and we've all gotten what we've been craving. What more could we ask for?
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I constantly got ridiculed for continuously praising the WWE and all of these changes. They'd never follow through with it all. The small changes that began to take place weren't making an impact on the product. Nobody gave a shit.
And I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, right? Try and prove me wrong now.
- A couple of changes happen in the tag division and you say that it's just the WWE putting a bandaid on the problem by "throwing two stars together" giving them titles, and doing nothing to develop new tag teams.
- The women's division gets one good storyline on Smackdown ("Piggy" James) and you all think it's "stupid", "pointless", and the division will fade into obscurity again.
- "The midcard titles have lost their meaning", you all say.
- "The same stars are always in the main event. Midcarders are never given a chance to shine. The WWE keeps holding them back."
Meanwhile, I'm singing the WWE's praises for MONTHS and MONTHS, pointing out all of these things, showing all of you that changes are coming, and all of the nihilists and cynics just came back at me and said, "You're living in a dream world. The WWE doesn't care. Those storylines are shit", when I said that it was all just the beginning. And where are we now? Let me show you.
1. New and Improved Tag Team Division
Let's rewind a bit...
The WWE decided to take two main event stars (Chris Jericho and Edge), throw them together, and strip your versions of a real tag team (The Colons) of their newly Unified Tag Team Titles (that they did absolute dogshit with since they gained them), and the public outcry was overwhelming. "Jericho and Edge aren't even a real tag team! This isn't character development!!" So, we all know the story. Edge gets injured, Big Show comes in, JeriShow dominates for a while, they began feuding with DX, the titles were 'hot-potatoed' for a bit, ShowMiz was formed, and then they dominated for a bit. The Hart Dynasty takes the titles off ShowMiz. For the first time in YEARS, it appears that the division has become something that the people actually care about again.
Enter the Hart Dynasty, Dudebusters, possibly Santino/Koslov, and the Uso's.
We though that the Dudebusters were a joke. I mean, just one "real" tag team in a sea of "thrown-togethers" really won't do much for the division. But then the Hart Dynasty was given the titles. And what was that attack all about? And now the attackers actually cut a promo to introduce themselves?!? Has hell frozen over?? What do you know... we now have a tag team division that people give a shit about!! And who knows what else we can expect and who else will be brought in?? Looks like there's only one direction this division is going - UP.
2. Midcard Titles given storylines and meaning.
"The Intercontinental title is being buried, along with the US Title. Wah, wah, wah..."
We heard that for such a long time. And rightfully so. But once John Morrison took the IC title off Rey Mysterio and the Miz captured the US title, people began to pay attention to those titles and the division again.
Enter Drew McKintyre and R-Truth.
These guys were split between Raw and Smackdown to hold these championships. As we've recently seen, Drew McKintyre has done WONDERS with the IC title on Smackdown right now. His feud with Matt Hardy/Kofi Kingston/Teddy Long has been outstanding thus far. It's not just a one-on-one thing anymore... there are multiple members in this mix that are making this title picture really sing.
And this is just the beginning of R-Truth's push, but can you blame the WWE for giving it to him? The guy is SO fucking over right now. And they gave him a justifiable win. Sure, Bret beat the Miz and took his title. But that was nothing more than a "thank you" to Bret for his comeback. The Miz was right back into the mix again when he was put in that title match with Truth, and Truth won a decisive victory... exactly what he needed. Now, the sky's the limit for him.
EDIT: Ted DiBiase Jr's Million Dollar Championship storyline is really gaining steam, as well. Thank you, Ferbian, for pointing this out.
3. Women's division is finally getting some attention.
Go ahead. Deny it all you want. But the fact of the matter is that this division has been brought back from the dead... hell, the undead. The division was so dead that it was a walking ghost that haunted us from time to time on weekly television. The only "development" that we saw in this division was a bunch of fitness models that "developed" a way to make the division suck out loud even further. For YEARS, all of us were forced to watch botch after botch, abomination after abomination, and horrific, meaningless tag match after tag match on Raw and Smackdown, wasting television time for other members of the roster and giving us all extended piss breaks.
Enter Team Laycool and Eve Torres.
I know that this division never draws big money, but at least it's not a complete waste of time now. The storylines being built around Eve and Team Laycool have been pretty impressive, considering the shit that's been thrown at us for years with these beautiful women. Now we might not change the channel when their matches come on. Hell, they're even given PROMO TIME both in and out of the ring. Who knows, we might start to give more than two shits about this division soon. But in the meantime, as long as the WWE keeps developing female stars like Layla El and Eve Torres, they might be onto something. And let's not forget about Tamina and Natalia... they'll be thrown into the women's title mix eventually, I'm sure.
4. The main event scene has finally changed and midcard pushes ARE happening.
How many more times could we have seen Cena vs. Edge/Orton/Batista/HHH before puking in our own mouths?? We almost couldn't even imagine a main event without the same 5 or 6 men participating in it. The whole scene just got so redundant and boring, and it looked like the beginning of the end.
Enter Sheamus, Jack Swagger, CM Punk, and EVAN BOURNE?!?!
Yup, that wasn't a typo. These guys were all in midcard limbo. All four came from the reincarnated ECW (that you all incessantly shit on for being a so-called "waste of time".) Once they were moved to Raw, you all thought they'd be buried in the mix of the unchangeable main event scene. I'm sure you're all glad that you're wrong.
Now three of these men have gone on to win respectable world championships against world-class contenders. And one of them was surprisingly thrown into the main event mix last night on Raw and did a HELL of a job during his match, if I may say so myself. The entire landscape of this division had changed, and we've all gotten what we've been craving. What more could we ask for?
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I constantly got ridiculed for continuously praising the WWE and all of these changes. They'd never follow through with it all. The small changes that began to take place weren't making an impact on the product. Nobody gave a shit.
And I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, right? Try and prove me wrong now.