Wait a minute... I make a comment about someone shitting in your cheerios and that's immature, but you calling me uneducated and saying something about chalking up a sidewalk and you "clean it up" isn't immature? Pot, Kettle, moron.
Oh, good. So I'm not the only person who finds you to be a blubbering, ignorant, moronic, windbag. Glad that's cleared up.
You're right. You can start at any time now.
If you were white, I would've said the same thing. Speaking about "jive" merely implies flawed speech on your part. Let me know when I mentioned your skin color.
Besides, how "young" do you think I am, anyway?
But they're a tandem tag team, are they not? What the fuck do wins or losses have to do with it? You can't just make up completely illogical reasoning in order to make a point of yours seem valid. Here's a tip: it actually makes you look dumber than you already are.
Seriously? You're still defending yourself with this conditioning thing? So the crowd's deafening roar means nothing, right? Or his unique ring entrance? Or his microphone skills? Or his likeability factor? That's right. All of that is null and void because he got out of breath for wrestling a 250lb man for 14 minutes.
I'll tell you why... HEEL HEAT. And there's no story surrounding it? He's being portrayed as bulletproof because of Vince McMahon's support. And he's currently in a mixed feud with Teddy Long, Matt Hardy, AND Kofi Kingston. Plus, he defended the title against Kane, Morrison, and Matt Hardy. What show have you been watching??
First of all, I'm not talking about his actual ring entrace, you twit. I'm talking about using that as a catalyst to explain his likability factor. If the crowd isn't into him, his career is basically over.
And match quality = conditioning? I could have sworn that we left out a few factors in this equation. Call me crazy...
HORNSWOGGLE? THAT'S your argument? Were you actually
watching the show when we all found out that the title was thrown on him in order to defunct it? It's apples and oranges. Hornswoggle's character doesn't even have the ability to SPEAK, let alone carry a title for a lengthy period of time. And on the subject of speaking, while Drew was drawing his heat, he was cutting fantastic promos. You can tell by the crowd's reaction. But I'm sure you'll cut it down with your skewed opinion and then say that because you think that way, it's gospel, right??
It's a prop, man. It's not even a real title. It's meant to give him more heat as a heel and it's working tremendously.
I already explained. If you couldn't read it the first time, that's not my fault.
You say McCool has the same gimmick as when she first came in?? WHAT?? First of all, she was a Divas Search contestant. Then, when she was brought in, she was nothing more than a former fitness model turned wrestler/personal trainer gimmick as a babyface. Then she disappeared and came back as a heel dressed as a teacher, which was a play on her real-life former job. After that, she disappeared due to injury and came back with the gimmick similar to what she has now. So how is all of that the same?!?
As for your other banter involving Moolah, I honestly couldn't understand a word of what you were talking about.
Who cares about this? Really? In the end, it's all character development. Some people have to win and lose matches in order to get over in the WWE. Eve won and Maryse lost. Eve needed the rub while Maryse was a former champion and one of the best gimmicks on a dry Divas roster. Why complain about it?
I'm starting to become convinced that you're just stuck in a negative limbo with the WWE. Hey, you're entitled to it. But don't sit here and rant and rave that everything on WWE TV is shit when you're the ONLY one complaining about it.
You're not? You didn't watch them flourish in ECW? Oh, let me guess... since you probably think that the latest incarnation of ECW sucked, too, that means everything that happened on it doesn't count, right? Kind of like your argument about since the Dudebusters didn't win a match, they don't count as a tag team? Lulz...
Wait... WHAT?? Holy shit, your brain is twisted. That really made no sense. But I'll try to decipher it, anyway, for shear entertainment purposes.
You're right. It IS the same booking for months. The booking that made Jack Swagger an ECW and World Heavyweight champion. The booking that had Sheamus defeat John Cena in a ladder match for the WWE title. The smart booking to have the title taken off him INdirectly, in order to keep his character strong. The same booking that is currently pushing two brand new talents in the midcard title divisions while we all cried for new faces to hold the titles. The same booking that ended the Cena vs. the same old guys trend in PPV main event matches. The same booking that created multiple tandem tag teams out of absolutely nothing. And the same booking that is probably the best it's been in five years. If you disagree, then stop watching.
Here is what I don't get, and I'm sure I'm not alone on it... How many months are you talking about? If you're talking the past 2-3 months, then OF COURSE nothing has really changed. Storylines and division shifts take time and you need to be more patient. But if you're talking about the past 6-8 months, then everything I said in my previous paragraph has occurred over that time period. From November of last year until June of this year, SIGNIFICANT changes have happened in all of the divisions. And if we're singling out the World Title divisions, we've had two first-time world champions, the retirement of a legend, the return of a main-eventer from injury, and a draft in which the title scene has changed on BOTH shows. What more is there to change? There really is no pleasing you, is there?
Who cares about the "what if's"? You're the only one bringing them up because that's the only way that you could sound like you have a clue as to what you're talking about. Like it or not, what if's aside, it DID happen. A 'nobody' midcarder just pinned a former world champion in the main event of the flagship show on WWE programming. Yes, it just happened, but before you sit there and knock it (like you've knocked everything else), maybe you should sit back and give it a while. I can only point out what has factually occurred. You're still making points and sitting on hypothetical bullshit.
What is this, like, the 5th time you've said something to this effect? I think the shoe's on the other foot, "kid"...
When did Santino win a singles match? As I recall, it was a tag team win, and a cheap one at that. Did he main event the flagship show? Was he chosen via a televised speech by the WWE champion? Did he pin a former world champion? Exactly. THAT'S why it's not a "parallel road" that they've traveled, as you so artistically put.
Yeah, because I'm SO out of line for thinking so, right??



Clearly, you've missed the #1 wisecrack by the posters of this site who bust my balls for being older than them. Newsflash, grampa... I'm two years younger than you. the only difference between us is that you haven't lost your virginity yet. So take your "winds of change" and store them with your dentures.
You have a masters degree? Yeah, I believe that one, gramps. You have the spelling, grammar, and demeanor of a teenager. They DID teach you how to spell and formulate sentences in "masters degree school", right? Please don't flatter yourself or lie to all of us. But if you're not lying, your school must have been far from reputable to have approved a "graduate" of your caliber.
As for the remaining statements that you made, it seems to be more of a personality conflict and pissing match than anything, which I would like no part of. My jokes are taken by you as racial? I guess all of the time that you called me ignorant was just the pot calling the kettle bla...um...DARK. (Oops... looks like I almost dangled another 'racial carrot' in front of your face that easily could have been misunderstood by your lack of intelligence.) The wisecracks that I threw at you were not racial. If they were, I would've mentioned the color of your skin (assuming it's black). Instead, I'm having a grand ol' time pointing out (what I assumed to be) statements of an urban slang. Forgive me for not seeing that you're uninformed about my age being almost the same as yours.
But either way, I'm going to go back to taking a nap. Let me know when I can actually break a sweat from replying to your meaningless dribble, since it hasn't happened yet.
PS - I'm also loving how you're the only one with your thinking pattern. I'm still waiting for
someone to agree with you on your views.