Seeing as how I hate ROH, and everything it stands for. He would be inaccurate, and that would just make think of him as being silly.
Hey, I didn't say it, I'm just saying he would.
ROH is just as stupid, and just as unbelievable as vampires in professional wrestling.
Oh dear, don't let the ROH fans hear you say that. One thing, though, ROH exists, vampires don't.
Yawn Do I really Doc? You're totally in my mind, aren't you?
This part made no sense. Did you get enough sleep tonight, Snickers? Your post is really confusing.

I'm not sure if you've ever read a single one of my posts, I preach this in nearly every post.
Hard to read someone's posts when they don't make any for a while.
My sincerest apologies if I find this type of wrestling:
or even this style of wrestling:
You didn't finish what you were saying.
But wrestling like this bullcrap?
What?
A vampire? Seriously? How utterly rediculous is that? Drinking that "blood" during his entrance, and then spitting it? Wow? Really? Absurd.
More like, crazy awesome. the lake of fire, the blood, it made the character
interesting. Even "over-the-top" gimmicks can work if they're kept low key. That might sound paradoxical, but just think. If they made the vampire a badass, with his vampiric qualities emphasized only when they're needed, it could work wonders. If they make every single promo of him "BLAH I VONT TO SAHCK YOUR BLAHD" then it'll et boring, laughable, and tiring.
And you've made several errors in your post, including not finishing your sentences, and many misspellings. Like this one:
Congragulations to you then.
So don't call me out on a missing slash.
I never said they had to use their real names. I'm just saying, we need more believable gimmicks. Like a lunatic running around (Example: Eugene)
Eugene wasn't a lunatic, he was a ******. Are you being biased and stereotypical against mentally deficient people?
Like a Hulk Hogan, or Randy Savage like character running around.
I'd love to see that too. But those aren't gimmicks, those are personalities. Sidious can school you on that subject.
But a bunch of Vampires? Thats simply absurd.
Not if they're treated seriously.
You say "That aren't stupid" yet you support a vampire coming to wrestle?
Yeah. He's a vampire who's a wrestler. It's a lot more believable than a garbage man, hockey player, or a giant chicken. Vampire isn't his occupation, it's his race. Black, white, Asian, Vampire. Get it?
You are aware that Vampires aren't in exsistance, right Doc?
Since when does something have to be in existence to be entertaining? Look how popular superheroes are right now! The Hurricane is one of my favorite wrestlers, because his backstory is that Helms is a comic book geek and likes to dress up as a superhero. It's realistic, yet over the top.
Thats just as absurd, as a "Gobbledy Gooker" running around.
Totally disagree. Someone of a different race running around is nowhere near as *ahem* "absurd" as someone running around in a turkey suit.
Interesting note: You've used the word "absurd" three times so far. It feels like a lot more.
Jeff Hardy's gimmick, or even personallity was that he was a crazy risk taker.
I thought that was a GREAT personality.
He didn't have to drink peoples blood, and he didn't have to be scared of the light in order to put on something, that is realistic, while still being a little out there.
And I say that you could easily do this with vampires. Why are you so against something being even more out there without going to the point of silliness?
I'm not wanting the outlaw of gimmicks and stories,
Glad to hear it.
I'm wanting the outlaw of absurd "Deadmen" and Vampires running around.
Four times.
I'm wanting a realistic, while still having an outlandish product.
PARADOX~!
So you have read one of my posts!
Nope, can't say I have.
Ratings? Whats that? Oh yeah, even with the Guest host concept, they're still low.
What's that? Shaq drew in a 4.0? Wooooah!!