The SUPER OFFICIAL (Official) Shocky Thread (OFFICIAL!)

[Theo Mays]

Tight End round 1 if a good one is still available. Cincinnati is going to be all sorts of pissed if Mardy Gilyard is on the board, and the Bengals don't draft him at wideout.

I think Gresham is the only TE worthy of a 1st round pick, so he would definitely be a good pickup. I have Gilyard as a 2nd-3rd rounder and I could see the Bengals snatch him up. In my latest mock I had the Bengals grabbing Earl Thomas from Texas. However his stock is rising so I might have to tweak it.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Actually, my dad is in the military.

I was born in Oxford, England. I moved to Mary Esther, Florida, where I lived for eight-and-a-half years. I then moved to Roveredo in Piano, Italy, and lived there for about four years. Now I'm here.

It doesn't matter, Doc. You live here now, and that's all that counts. Don't you want to be forever connected to Shocky and I?

 

[LigerBomb]

"Not I" said the fly...
nor do I wish to have one.

 

[Shocky]

No sir, Jake and Shocky had the originals. Then mine. Goin waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy back

Hence the first of the many failed Ask Shocky threads.

Actually, my dad is in the military.

I was born in Oxford, England. I moved to Mary Esther, Florida, where I lived for eight-and-a-half years. I then moved to Roveredo in Piano, Italy, and lived there for about four years. Now I'm here.

Wright Pat Air Force Base? Ask your dad about Hanger 18.

I think Gresham is the only TE worthy of a 1st round pick, so he would definitely be a good pickup. I have Gilyard as a 2nd-3rd rounder and I could see the Bengals snatch him up. In my latest mock I had the Bengals grabbing Earl Thomas from Texas. However his stock is rising so I might have to tweak it.

I'm not too sure any more. I'd say Gresham would definitely be the pick of the Bengals if he is on the board. The Bengals are the Black Hole of Tight Ends. They can't guard them, and can't develop them. Mardy Gilyard is practically begging to be a Bengal, and most likely the Bengals would over look him. Hell, who wants a guy that wants to play for you, while having all the talent in the world to help out at a position you need help at?

 

[The Doctor]

Doc has a thread?

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=104012

It doesn't matter, Doc. You live here now, and that's all that counts. Don't you want to be forever connected to Shocky and I?

Hmmm...

 

[Shocky]

"Not I" said the fly...
nor do I wish to have one.

Since you're a displaced New Yorker, do you follow the Louisville Cardinals now?

 

[LigerBomb]

Since you're a displaced New Yorker, do you follow the Louisville Cardinals now?

No... but that's because I don't give a fuck about most organized team sports... But I do give many fucks when it comes to pissing off people so I've been know to stir the ire of those around me by rooting for the Yankees from time to time. Although, truth be told, as a boy from Queens I was always more of a Mets fan in my childhood and hated those Bronx assholes...

 

[Leafy]

Shocky was my favorite poster when I lurked. I started to lurk when he was Shock Lesnar.

 

[Via Armbar]

I remember when he was Uncle Shocky. Not sure if that wasn't evne that long ago though.

 

[X]

Shocky is the undisputed Godfather of the Wrestlezone Forums.

Evolution 4 Life brother.

 

[Lee]

Shock, can you remember when Paul Bearer came to the forums? That was a fun day.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Loved Batista's promo this week on RAW. I know you did too. He is So awesome at being a douche

 

[The Doctor]

He repped me as Paul Bearer for being respectful in the complaint thread. Called me a good boy.

I've never forgotten.

 

[Lee]

Loved Batista's promo this week on RAW. I know you did too. He is So awesome at being a douche

Went on a bit too long for my liking, but it worked

 

[X]

Loved Batista's promo this week on RAW. I know you did too. He is So awesome at being a douche

As a legendary, world-class Batista hater, I have to agree. That was one of the best promos I've seen in months, Batista has been a fucking great champion over the past month. He' SO MUCH better as a heel, as a face he's just so bland and vanilla.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Somehow, they managed to make his heel entrance almost as cool as his face entrance

 

[Meaty]

Batista needs to stick with being a pretty boy heel. Keep the expensive designer clothes, Kanye West-like persona, and overall pricky-ness. He's much better at being a douche than being an unstoppable beast.

They always say the best gimmicks are the ones based on your real life.

 

[Lee]

His entrance is like Koslovs used to be.

THough I lost respect for his face entrance when his music hit for a beat down (I think on Khali) and he stopped to pose for the pyro

 

[Dave]

I think the furthest back I can remember is when Shocky was Shock Lesnar. I don't mind telling you that he frightened me... Still does!

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

It was time for this.

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm suprised you missed my thread on Batista's new look and persona in the Smackdown section. It was made the first week I was here though, I'll just convince myself you just missed it rather than decided to pass it by due to it's shittyness.

 

[Lee]

Was that the one that just turned into homophobic remarks?

 

[Via Armbar]

Was that the one that just turned into homophobic remarks?

Possibly. None made by me though, or at least none that were meant to be taken that way.

 

[Lee]

Yeah yeah,keep telling yourself that

 

[Via Armbar]

I just checked it out. There were no such remarks, possibly because Sidious put up the warning.