The Spiced Meat Award for Best Spam Poster

[JGlass]

This poll will be open until December 31st. If there is a tie, the winner will be decided by written votes.

Nominees
Great White Sam
shattered Dreams
Coco the Monkey
Classy JGlassy
ScreaminNormanSmiley
GD
Dragon Saga
Milenko
FunKay
The Crock
awesome_miz
Miko
klunderbunker
Dirty Jose
Smooth Sexual Chocolate​

 

[The Man They Call WMD]

The heel party has endorsed,

Spoiler

GWS.

 

[Coco]

I have a pasta sauce simmering right now that includes both spices and meat. Go on: Let that sink in.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I tend to agree with SNS on the highest percentage of his posts. Therefor I am voting for myself.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I could vote for myself...or I could vote for Sam. I think I'll vote for Sam.

 

[Coco]

I'm not even sure how KB got nominated. There's been a severe drought in boulder threads.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

I think Sam is the favorite here.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think Sam is the favorite here.

I'm right at the top of the list, so I've definitely got the lazy vote locked down.

 

[Coco]

I bet Sam won't be having any spices or meat in his dinner. He'll probably just take a few bites out of a head of lettuce before calling it an evening.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Coco.

 

[shattered dreams]

I voted for Sam, mostly due to the reasons he outlined.

 

[TSG]

Sam or KB on this one, with Coco in third. I think I'll go with...KB. His question thread is enough alone, but he also makes meaningful threads in the GSD, along with some fun stuff, and helps drive discussion.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I bet Sam won't be having any spices or meat in his dinner. He'll probably just take a few bites out of a head of lettuce before calling it an evening.

Already with the smear campaign, Coco? That isn't meat or spice I smell coming from you; it's fear.

 

[Coco]

I had meat and spice for dinner last night as well. Leftovers for breakfast. And I've been drinking the juicy run-off as the tap water is rank looking. What do you think is coming out of my pours when I sweat with fear?

 

[Барбоса]

I had meat and spice for dinner last night as well. Leftovers for breakfast. And I've been drinking the juicy run-off as the tap water is rank looking. What do you think is coming out of my pours when I sweat with fear?

Sustenance for Sly? I head he feeds on fear

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sustenance for Sly? I head he feeds on fear

I hear he feeds on pie charts. Eats them whole like a snake. Unsettling.

 

[Coco]

That's IC. Sly eats Excel spreadsheets.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Me, I'm currently contemplating a Pot Noodle. You see, Coco, I'm someone the voters can relate to, someone they can hitch their wagon to, someone they can live vicariously through. When I eat a Pot Noodle, they eat a Pot Noodle.

 

[Coco]

 

[¡Roján!]

Aight, King, after puttin' in sum sirius thought I gotta go with ma boi, Samuel.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Coco

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Tough one to call. Torn between Sam, Shattered, SNS and Coco. Everyone has provided more than their fair share of the lollages.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Coco or Sam. Sam or Coco. Decisions, decisions.

 

[.]

Sam.

 

[gd]

Ummm....Sam