The Slammy Awards - A Three Hour RAW LD 12/13/10

[Vincent Michaels]

Just imagine: Kofi hitting Trouble in Paradise to the front of Dolph's head while Bryan hits a stiff kick to the back of his head at the exact same time, knocking him out clean.

Awesomeness!!!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

MAN this is awesome.

 

[J-Dogg]

Cm Punk's commentary really helps the show, can't believe he and Kofi were tag champs 2 years ago.

 

[The Doctor]

The Bryan shirt is awesome...except the back, which just says "SUBMISSION WRESTLING". Lame.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Just imagine: Kofi hitting Trouble in Paradise to the front of Dolph's head while Bryan hits a stiff kick to the back of his head at the exact same time, knocking him out clean.

Awesomeness!!!

And then they both go to jail for murder. Bryan becomes known for trapping guards in inescapable handshakes and Kofi converts to Islam.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

So one would assume that Bryan & Kofi are winning, only to further the DiBiase losing streak and further Kofi vs. Dolph (with added Swagger)

 

[X]

I got a boner when David Arquette opened Raw. I love that fucker, needs to make another horror film already.

Also, what the fuck is with EVERY WEEK being a 3 hour episode of Raw? It seems like we've had atleast 10 3 hour episodes over the past 14 weeks.

 

[The Doctor]

Dibiase's theme has been made by Kanye. Explains a lot.

No, it's S-Preme.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

How come Vickie doesn't have a mic? I love venom-spitting angry crowds.

 

[JGlass]

Ted DiBiase: Totally worthless except for a few weeks after his debut.

 

[Sean Valjean]

The Bryan shirt is awesome...except the back, which just says "SUBMISSION WRESTLING". Lame.

Agreed. Should've used "Tap or Snap".

 

[Jsaturn14]

Did Punk really just say: "I don't know how your going to fit into a stocking Cole." Good god, Punk is the man. THE MAN I SAY!

 

[The Doctor]

So one would assume that Bryan & Kofi are winning, only to further the DiBiase losing streak and further Kofi vs. Dolph (with added Swagger)

KOFI AND BRYAN BETTER FUCKING WIN I WILL MURDER SOMETHING IF THEY DON'T

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Punk: "HE'S GOING SAVAGE"

dat ***** racis

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

And DiBiase fails with the save. Bryan sharing the Bellas with Kofi?

Sheamus vs. Morrison tonight...okay.

 

[ABMorales787]

Take Kingston's Controlled Frenzy and stick it up your dumb ass, Cole. Quit making up stupid shit.

 

[Uncle Chester]

was that a botch by dibiase?

 

[Serious Jones]

Controlled frenzy is the worst phrase. "And the mild excitement of Kofi Kingston!"

 

[LSN80]

has dibiase won a match since maryse became his "manager'?

 

[J-Dogg]

Kofi, Bryan and the Bellas i bet a orgy will happen

 

[JGlass]

How did Ziggler tag in? Whatever, Kofi is going crazy, he's the fucking best.

I don't think that was a botch, good way to let the faces win while the heels look like pricks.

 

[The Doctor]

Agreed. Should've used "Tap or Snap".

Or even just "Make Him Tap", or "Dragon" or...ANYTHING else.

Hahaha King. "Nobody cares what you think, Cole."

 

[LSN80]

sheamus vs morrison should be saved for tlc, dammit. love the tension between cole and lawler.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Sheamus vs JoMo.....again!

Also, any reason why Taker isn't a choice for Superstar of the Year?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

TRUE GRIT!!! I can't wait for that movie.