The Rules Dissected For Prisoner Pleasure

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WHOA! HOLD ON HERE A SECOND. Sting316, you inviting people into the DBC? Who are you? Just some little spaz who thinks he's cool because he fondles his friends in the backyard. Oh, but I forgot, I'm not supposed to mean to you, you're only 13, boo fuckin' hoo. In order to be in the Douche Bag Crew, you gotta be a a true douche bag. I know douche bags. I'm friends with Douche bags. Hell, I AM a douche bag. And you, son, are no douche bag. You're a moron. You're a dumbass. But you do not have the prideful distinction of being a douche bag.
 
lol one man gang ah the crew that was never meant to be
i didnt even want a crew i just wanted someone to boss about
 
Man. If only the the majority of prisoners had read this sentence. Calling people names in The Prison will not get you released.

Top 3 Names That Describe Jake.

1) Prick

2) ******

3) Dumbass

If anything it it will get you a telling off in the form of a monologue from Jonny and a sarcastic reponse from me.

Your sarcastic responses are more stale than John Cena.

How many times have I been told that I'm repressing somebodys freedom of speech? Lost count. Read the rules.

I was a mod, and never once read a single word of them.

What makes you think new members will?

To be fair only the posting of porn will usually get you a ban for Bar Room activity.



Ever seen one a pair these Paul? My Guess:

No.

BTW guys, those are natural ;)

Same goes for replying in a thread. If you're writing a post make sure that there isn't another thread on the same subject. Check which one was made first. Because the newer one will get closed. Merging you say? Not if I don't want to.

Wait until I'm done with this post.

Also nobody gives a shit about your backyard fed. Backyard wrestling is for losers. You will never achieve anything in life.

http://www.freewebs.com/backyard_juggalo_wrestling/

Unless it's something stupid like wen is tna goin to hd? Or is devon in steroids? Really there is an ask a question thread. D'Von os steroids? Maybe. How the fuck are we supposed to know? Ask D'von. Or post it in the spam zone.

wen r u goin to shut de fook up?


FUCK YOU Y 2 ******* wont actually get you banned by me. I will see you as prison material. So do it to me if you wish. Other people will get you a warning.

Fuck you Sam, Luther, Jonny, and Death Is A Right.

Requesting new smilies is silly.

Can I have a smiley dedicated for myself?

You only really need happy smilie and sad smilie.

:flipa:

This smilie is stupid have some self respect.

:headbanger:



I bet you prisoners sure feel stupid now. If only you could read things labeled RULES.

Lol. No. Waste of time.

You want a nice moving avatar. I want to be able to make more than one post an hour. I win.

Yeah, but people don't want you to post more than one post an hour. Why? Because they are shit.

When your gone. This forum = Piss Poor.

One step up from shit. So Cash or Jonny needs to drop the dead weight. You.

How do i post images like you Y 2 Jake is annoying.

How do I use the admin CP like you Y 2 Jake?

Oh yeah, that's right. You can't.

Silly me.

Read the rules. that is the only time it's acceptable to flame. Stupid question. Flamey response.

Fuck You.


For Admin.

Been banned? Go somewhere else.

It's a blessing n00bs reading this.

Trust me.
 
yeup. I also have no power in the prison.

and why the fuck would anyone WANT to see simulated rape?? seriously?? REALLY people???
 
so whats the prison for?

maybe limiting people in there as a punishment?

(sorry just wanting to futher my knowledge:D)
 
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