The Rules Dissected For Prisoner Pleasure

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Y 2 Jake

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The most important rule for these forums, under which all other rules fall, is this: don't be a ********!

Man. If only the the majority of prisoners had read this sentence. Calling people names in The Prison will not get you released. If anything it it will get you a telling off in the form of a monologue from Jonny and a sarcastic reponse from me.


These are privately owned forums, and so we decide what can and can't be posted here. Don't complain about freedom of speech; you don't have any here, except for that which we delegate to you.

How many times have I been told that I'm repressing somebodys freedom of speech? Lost count. Read the rules.

The bar room is more lenient than other forums, but excessively breaking any of the below rules will not make you exempt from anything.

To be fair only the posting of porn will usually get you a ban for Bar Room activity.

1. Post new threads in the right forum. For example, don't put off topic threads in WWE.

Same goes for replying in a thread. If you're writing a post make sure that there isn't another thread on the same subject. Check which one was made first. Because the newer one will get closed. Merging you say? Not if I don't want to.

2. If we delete, lock or move your thread, don't post it again in that forum. We had a good reason for deleting it or whatever we may have done.

Also nobody gives a shit about your backyard fed. Backyard wrestling is for losers. You will never achieve anything in life.

3. Don't Troll. Unless the thread is stupendously ******ed, just go somewhere else if you hate a thread. Don't point out that the thread sucks or whatever you had in mind.

This is an ailment of most spammer and prisoners.

4. Don't Spam (making useless topics or posts). Before you reply to a thread, ask yourself, "Does this post contribute to the thread?" If not, don't bother. Same thing goes with making new threads.

VERY IMPORTANT. You might now want to write several sentences, but just think how much energy you'll save by not writing in the complaint thread.

5. Search the forums before making a new topic. Someone may have already posted a similar thread. If the last time the topic was discussed was more than a month ago, then it's considered a new topic.

Unless it's something stupid like wen is tna goin to hd? Or is devon in steroids? Really there is an ask a question thread. D'Von os steroids? Maybe. How the fuck are we supposed to know? Ask D'von. Or post it in the spam zone.

6. Flaming. Flaming is Banned at WZ, flaming another member will result in a warning. The Bar Room will allow this to an extent, however excessive flaming will result in a warning, no matter where you are.

FUCK YOU Y 2 ******* wont actually get you banned by me. I will see you as prison material. So do it to me if you wish. Other people will get you a warning.

7. Keep your signatures modest. You're allowed one picture in your sig (400x400) and a few lines of text. If your signature exceeds this, we will edit it for you. If you restore it to its original condition (or an equivalent), we'll ban you. NO MOVING PICS, as it can slow down the comp for those with dial up modems. Signatures can be as wide as 500 Pixels, but they must in total only add up to 800 Pixels. For example, if you have a Banner that is 500 Pixels wide, then it can be no longer than 300 Pixels.

We'll ignore this one. Not applicable to prisoners.

8. We've got a bunch of smilies and custom VB code here. If you want to know what they are, look at the bottom of your posting screen. There should be a link to all our smilies and custom vb code.

Requesting new smilies is silly. You only really need happy smilie and sad smilie. This smilie is stupid :headbanger: have some self respect.

9. If you have a question or comment pertaining to the forums, post it in Feedback.] If you're an asshole about your comment, you'll probably be banned - so be courteous! Don't post topics pertaining to WrestleZone.com. We don't really care, because it has nothing to do with the forums. Also please read This Thread before posting anything in the Feedback Area.

I bet you prisoners sure feel stupid now. If only you could read things labeled RULES.

10. We have over a hundred avatars for your use. You can select one by going to your control panel, and following the "edit avatar" link. You can also edit your title in your control panel.

You want a nice moving avatar. I want to be able to make more than one post an hour. I win.

11. If you want to post an image in your post, the correct tag is . In other words, type [img], then the url of your pic, then type [/img].

How do i post images like you Y 2 Jake is annoying. Read the rules. that is the only time it's acceptable to flame. Stupid question. Flamey response.

12. Don't stir up drama. That's annoying and pointless. So don't do it! This includes making threads against mods that should take place in pm discussions.

I don't care if you flame me. Why? Because you still live with your mother and I've actually seen a vagina. I'm better than you.

13. Don't be annoying. When a mod or admin asks you to stop doing something, just do what they asked. Don't try to be clever by doing just the opposite of whatever they asked you to do.

SPAWN.

14. Gimmick accounts. Ok, we've had some clever and not so clever gimmick accounts here. The rule is, their existence is at the admins' / mods' discretion. If your gimmick is amusing, you'll probably get to stay. If your gimmick sucks or isn't funny or is stirring up lots of drama, it will probably be banned.

No alt accounts. Been banned? Go somewhere else. You're not welcome here anymore. Banned for a week? Go play on a swing in the park or something. Making an alt account and then asking why you were banned is silly. You recieve a PM telling you.
 
I thoroughly concur with each and every one of your points my friend.

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Currently wondering how fast before he's thrown in the prison...

And with a post count of 0? Is that a record I wonder.
 
Man. If only the the majority of prisoners had read this sentence. Calling people names in The Prison will not get you released. If anything it it will get you a telling off in the form of a monologue from Jonny and a sarcastic reponse from me.

Seems like you're short on responses, douchebag.


How many times have I been told that I'm repressing somebodys freedom of speech? Lost count. Read the rules.

Nobody cares about what you think.

To be fair only the posting of porn will usually get you a ban for Bar Room activity.

Why? Watching porn is as close as you will ever get to a woman.

Same goes for replying in a thread. If you're writing a post make sure that there isn't another thread on the same subject. Check which one was made first. Because the newer one will get closed. Merging you say? Not if I don't want to.

Maybe you should listen to that rule as well. In other words, stop being a douchebag and stop repeating yourself.

Also nobody gives a shit about your backyard fed. Backyard wrestling is for losers. You will never achieve anything in life.

WZ is for losers, too. I have already achieved a lot in life, much more than you ever will, douchebag.

Unless it's something stupid like wen is tna goin to hd? Or is devon in steroids? Really there is an ask a question thread. D'Von os steroids? Maybe. How the fuck are we supposed to know? Ask D'von. Or post it in the spam zone.

Learn how to spell, and get a life.

FUCK YOU Y 2 ******* wont actually get you banned by me. I will see you as prison material. So do it to me if you wish. Other people will get you a warning.

Might not get me banned but it surely is fun.


Requesting new smilies is silly. You only really need happy smilie and sad smilie. This smilie is stupid :headbanger: have some self respect.

Look whose talking.

I bet you prisoners sure feel stupid now. If only you could read things labeled RULES.

Not as stupid as you must feel everyday when you wake up and look into the mirror.

You want a nice moving avatar. I want to be able to make more than one post an hour. I win.

But you're still a loser.

I don't care if you flame me. Why? Because you still live with your mother and I've actually seen a vagina. I'm better than you.

But you still wear a helmet. And porn doesn't count.
 
Seems like you're short on responses, douchebag.
Nobody cares about what you think.
Why? Watching porn is as close as you will ever get to a woman.
Maybe you should listen to that rule as well. In other words, stop being a douchebag and stop repeating yourself.
WZ is for losers, too. I have already achieved a lot in life, much more than you ever will, douchebag.
Learn how to spell, and get a life.
Might not get me banned but it surely is fun.
Look whose talking.
Not as stupid as you must feel everyday when you wake up and look into the mirror.
But you're still a loser.
But you still wear a helmet. And porn doesn't count.

After a little while, all I heard was "blah, blah, blah." Since I doubt Jonny will waste his time on you, I'll do it for him.

Lame.
 
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